Jark

RankItemQuantity
#578'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign2
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#415Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#470Angry Farmer candy187
#287Argarggagarg's fang6
#55Arrrmetia trading card3
#78Asleep in the Cemetery12
#1043BGE merchandise order form1
#676BGE temporary tattoo1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#389Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook3
#327Blizzards I Have Died In3
#1504Bulky Buddy Box1
#583CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#480CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#509CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#244CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)3
#251CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)3
#530CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1761CRIMBCO mug2
#1462CRIMBCO scrip10
#1421CRIMBCO wine3
#289CRIMBCOIDS mints8
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#89Chori Zo trading card2
#288Cinco Mayo Lager1
#687Cold Hots candy5
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#1218Crimbo Candy Cookbook2
#355Crimbo candied pecan33
#343Crimbo fudge35
#440Crimbo peppermint bark24
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#86Das Überkühlraum trading card2
#1539Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#190Dogsgotnonoz pills1
#137Eau de Guaneau4
#356Elfin shortbread2
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#168Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
🥇French slippers1
#528Frosty's frosty mug2
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#657Green Clover of Justice3
#31Gummi-DNA108
#156Heimandatz's heart9
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#211Inndya trading card1
#1001Iron Beta of Industry4
#122Jocko Homo's head11
#516Kissin' Cousins2
#90Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card2
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#196Let Me Be!7
#387Maxing, Relaxing3
#696Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#256Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler16
#346Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#232Morbidda trading card1
#462Mr. Joe's bangles2
#2027Mr. Mediocrebar9
#340NPZR chemistry set10
#283Nardz energy beverage1
#247Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#578Nickel Gamma of Frugality9
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#665Orange Star of Sacrifice3
#105Oscus's garbage can lid1
#253Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster14
#818Pink Heart of Spirit1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#891Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#899Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#700Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth2
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#261Red Balloon of Valor1
#204Roo trading card1
#701SPF 451 lip balm2
#305Safari Jack's moustache5
#820Schrödinger's thermos5
#105Sensual Massage for Creeps9
#153Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags5
#234Summer Nights5
#120Tales from the Fireside7
#322Tales of a Kansas Toymaker10
#598The Art of Slapfighting1
#22The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#402The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones3
#218The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#173The Joy of Wassailing17
#68The Mariachi's guitar case20
#209The Snake trading card1
#170Thwaitgold bee statuette9
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#243Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette9
#1398Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette6
#420Travels with Jerry3
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#436Uncle Crimbo's Rations4
#701Uncle Romulus1
#251Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#584Workytime Tea2
#393Yakisoba's hat4
#746Yellow Moon of Compassion4
#617Zim Merman's guitar1
#189Zombo's shield1
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#25Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#552adorable seal larva5
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#2609anniversary gift box1
#191bag of lard6
#703ball9
#820banana-frosted king cake2
#1426bath ball gift set1
#350bazookafish bubble gum2
#127bed of coals6
#690beholed bedsheet1
#511bejeweled cufflinks7
#481bindlestocking4
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#41bitter pill2
#351black eyedrops2
#1046black pixel1
#258black spot3
#2625blob-shaped Crimbo cookie6
#1231blue pixel1
#377blue pixel potion1
#942blue plasma ball1
#980borg sock monkey1
#953bottle of Blank-Out1
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#175bottle of Mystic Shell5
#466bottle of antifreeze2
#679bottle of pirate juice1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#80bowl of fishysoisse10
#163brown pixel1
#388buckyball12
#2151can of CRIMBCOLA1
#364can of spinach6
#1795candy cane15
#704candy kneecapping stick4
#666candy knuckles4
#173canteen of wine126
#803cement sandals1
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#185chocolate cigar10
#940chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#581chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#1149circular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#245club necklace23
#60comfy coffin12
#34concentrated garbage juice16
#419corrupted data24
#144cube of billiard chalk2
#443cup of infinite pencils2
#36cursed breeches1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#166cyclops eyedrops3
#36deadly lampshade15
#286diamond necklace19
#279donkey flipbook3
#299dusty seventh caudal vertebra1
#288dusty third caudal vertebra1
#958eggnog15
#790elven cellocello24
#689elven moonshine13
#1396elven socks1
#656elven suicide capsule26
#183enchanted leopard-print barbell15
#495extra-greasy slider3
#161fancy canapés3
#1830fancy chocolate2
#1698fancy chocolate car4
#832fancy dress ball12
#535fancy opera glasses6
#1427festive holiday hat1
#131filth-encrusted futon6
#693[2426]fire flower1
#79flamin' bindle7
#148freezerburned ice cube2
#117freezin' bindle5
#283friendly cheez blob8
#64frigid air mattress8
#1512fruitcake9
#364garish pinky ring12
#316giant designer sunglasses14
#398giant glass of brandy1
#1557gingerbread bugbear10
#1324gingerbread horror5
#682gingerbread mutant bugbear6
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#211golden plastic oyster egg1
#839gray bow tie6
#290green glowstick6
#1109green pixel1
#348green pixel potion1
#733gyroscope3
#190handful of Laughing Willow bark1
#971handful of confetti43
#236handmade hobby horse1
#54hardened slime hat3
#107heart of the volcano57
#250intriguing puzzle box2
#691invisible bag1
#449irradiated candy cane9
#201irradiated pet snacks1
#110jabañero-flavored chewing gum74
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#108jar of squeeze8
#508killing feather61
#1412kite3
#72knuckle sandwich329
#64lewd playing card30
#976licorice garrote3
#121lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum70
#457longhaired hippy wig1
#285lucky bottlecap5
#396macaroni duck6
#575marionette collective1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#1663monomolecular yo-yo3
#1341motivational poster1
#491mulled cider1
#253mummy costume28
#1120mylar scout drone3
#1210nanite-infested candy cane8
#1929nanite-infested eggnog3
#1396nanite-infested fruitcake4
#1086nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear5
#1187oozenog4
#850orange and black Crimboween candy1
#983pair of bolt cutters3
#454panhandle panhandling hat2
#1303patent leather shoes1
#664peanut brittle shield1
#1465penguin thesaurus1
#739personal massager1
#228petrified wood47
#134pickle-flavored chewing gum67
#688pink glowstick3
#226pixel cross1
#288pixel hat1
#227pixel holy water1
#71pixel orb1
#162pixel pants1
#49pixel stopwatch1
#211pixel sword1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#245pixellated moneybag1
#1024portable photocopier1
#583possessed top10
#812potted cactus1
#43pressurized potion of perception5
#36pressurized potion of perspicacity5
#42pressurized potion of proficiency3
#48pressurized potion of puissance2
#303pumpkinhead mask24
#335purple pixel pie1
#1104razor-tipped yo-yo6
#250really dense meat stack25
#796red pixel1
#661red pixel potion1
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#307rubber WWBD? bracelet20
#445rubber WWJD? bracelet16
#265rubber WWSPD? bracelet23
#592rubber WWtNSD? bracelet12
#239sandwich of the gods15
#32sleazy bindle13
#397sleeping stocking7
#1273slow jam collection1
#490solid gold bowling ball37
#504spade necklace13
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#210spooky bark86
#389spooky bindle2
#196spooky sap55
#353square CRIMBCOOKIE4
#727squirming egg sac6
#93stained mattress9
#105stapler bear1
#333stick of "gum"6
#63stinkin' bindle8
#451strange cube2
#121stray chihuahua19
#472stuffed Baron von Ratsworth95
#377stuffed Cheshire bitten99
#176stuffed Hodgman2
#478stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech85
#441stuffed Meat105
#364stuffed angry cow104
#576stuffed astral badger79
#430stuffed baby gravy fairy98
#1465stuffed can of asparagus1
#328stuffed cocoabo106
#359stuffed crazy bastard sword21
#1580stuffed dodecapede1
#697stuffed doppelshifter17
#388stuffed flaming gravy fairy103
#357stuffed frozen gravy fairy107
#723stuffed gray blob36
#524stuffed hand turkey83
#383stuffed key149
#352stuffed martini28
#427stuffed mind flayer97
#451stuffed mink104
#322stuffed monocle131
#1154stuffed ninja snowman2
#529stuffed scary death orb84
#271stuffed shoulder parrot72
#484stuffed sleazy gravy fairy89
#477stuffed snowy owl86
#435stuffed spooky gravy fairy95
#200stuffed spooky mushroom39
#434stuffed stinky gravy fairy95
#324stuffed teddy butler132
#351stuffed tin of caviar123
#453stuffed treasure chest127
#350stuffed undead elbow macaroni105
#316stuffed yo-yo2
#140tamarind-flavored chewing gum59
#970tattered paper crown1
#1964teddy borg1
#368teeny-tiny magic scroll2
#1190ten-leaf clover1
#124thermos of brew4
#448tin cup of mulligan stew2
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#2178tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf3
#2119tiny plastic Axe Wound3
#2097tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth2
#2093tiny plastic Beelzebozo2
#385tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#1065tiny plastic Black Knight7
#2069tiny plastic Bonerdagon2
#3080tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1187tiny plastic Cheshire bat15
#620tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#1165tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer8
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#524tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram3
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1500tiny plastic Felonia3
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#726tiny plastic G Imp10
#1254tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser6
#1466tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester5
#2171tiny plastic Hellion3
#1265tiny plastic Iiti Kitty6
#3075tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#1057tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter7
#3874tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#1252tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist6
#1237tiny plastic Knott Yeti6
#593tiny plastic Mob Penguin2
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1044tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy7
#1450tiny plastic Protagonist5
#521tiny plastic Scream Queen3
#1441tiny plastic Spam Witch5
#1224tiny plastic Spunky Princess6
#1191tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski4
#2060tiny plastic The Man2
#1270tiny plastic Trouser Snake6
#956tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo4
#1428tiny plastic XXX pr0n5
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#1794tiny plastic accordion thief3
#608tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll3
#948tiny plastic angry bugbear8
#1523tiny plastic angry goat12
#1743tiny plastic anime smiley4
#1755tiny plastic apathetic lizardman4
#1241tiny plastic astronomer6
#3366tiny plastic baby gravy fairy5
#1519tiny plastic barrrnacle12
#1214tiny plastic beanbat6
#2574tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#1269tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball14
#1466tiny plastic blooper5
#1244tiny plastic brainsweeper6
#2769tiny plastic briefcase bat2
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#2505tiny plastic cocoabo7
#826tiny plastic coffee pixie21
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3179tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3914tiny plastic cubist bull1
#1779tiny plastic demoninja4
#1097tiny plastic disco bandit5
#1083tiny plastic drunk goat7
#568tiny plastic fat stack of cash2
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#2763tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus2
#1250tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker6
#1792tiny plastic fluffy bunny4
#1052tiny plastic fruit golem7
#1077tiny plastic fuzzy dice17
#1529tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick12
#1546tiny plastic ghuol whelp12
#905tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers8
#637tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire3
#1477tiny plastic goth giant5
#1661tiny plastic grue11
#1231tiny plastic handsome mariachi6
#1834tiny plastic hermit3
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1292tiny plastic howling balloon monkey14
#2203tiny plastic killer bee8
#1462tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box5
#1511tiny plastic leprechaun12
#1066tiny plastic levitating potato17
#1467tiny plastic lobsterfrogman5
#2011tiny plastic mosquito9
#579tiny plastic mutant elf2
#1485tiny plastic ninja snowman5
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#1647tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime11
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#693tiny plastic scary clown11
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#1452tiny plastic senile lihc5
#508tiny plastic skeletal reindeer3
#1476tiny plastic smarmy pirate5
#1216tiny plastic spiny skelelton6
#1306tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton14
#1784tiny plastic spooky vampire4
#2018tiny plastic stab bat9
#1658tiny plastic star starfish11
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#535tiny plastic strand of DNA2
#849tiny plastic sweet nutcracker11
#1452tiny plastic taco cat5
#911tiny plastic topiary golem8
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#1087tiny plastic turtle tamer5
#1067tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni7
#1706tiny plastic warwelf4
#2704tiny plastic whitesnake2
#648tiny plastic zmobie11
#1065top4
#2400toy crazy train1
#900toy deathbot1
#1589toy hoverpad1
#546toy maglev monorail2
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#428toy soldier4
#1722toy space helmet2
#892toy train2
#1277tree-eating kite15
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#834unstable DNA51
#1355untamable turtle1
#315unusual disco ball8
#1165useless powder25
#1509valuable trinket18
#1255vampire duck-on-a-string5
#2757vitachoconutriment capsule1
#472voodoo snuff2
#1026white pixel1
#615witch hat1
#241wolfman mask31
#1780yo-yo4

Wow, that's 6,323 items total!

what items are this player missing?