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#931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
#198 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 5 |
#811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
#50 | Bohemian rhapsody | 19 |
#931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
#588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
#82 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 2 |
#255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
#165 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
#176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
#149 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
#156 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
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#785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
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#89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
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#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
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#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#59 | Crimbough | 1 |
#3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
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#215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
#120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
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🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
#521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
#113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
#94 | Maxing, Relaxing | 8 |
#69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
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#195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
#12 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 1 |
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#212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
#770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
#1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
#1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
#56 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 12 |
#69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
#100 | Summer Nights | 8 |
#279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
#587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
#601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
#324 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 4 |
#443 | The Joy of Wassailing | 7 |
#57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
#119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
#110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
#98 | Travels with Jerry | 8 |
#234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
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🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
#203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
#776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
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#85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
#192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
#426 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 4 |
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#109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
#138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
#249 | agua de vida | 5 |
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#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
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#480 | bindlestocking | 4 |
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#106 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
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#570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
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#937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
#244 | bungle in the jungle | 4 |
#227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
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#67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
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#123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
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#265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
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#1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
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#620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
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#236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
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#844 | tiny plastic taco cat | 9 |
#224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
#476 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 14 |
#312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
#1251 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
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#1219 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
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#2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
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#1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
#417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
#2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
#1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
#37 | urchin roe | 1 |
#600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
#613 | witch hat | 1 |
#719 | wolfman mask | 7 |
#1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |