| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #377 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #376 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #44 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 13 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #26 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #586 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| 🥉 | Crimbot battery | 599 |
| #239 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 12 |
| #51 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 9 |
| #154 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 2 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 2 |
| #83 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 6 |
| #59 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 9 |
| #67 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 8 |
| #100 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 5 |
| #60 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 9 |
| #212 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #262 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 10 |
| #62 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 8 |
| #139 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 3 |
| #212 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 14 |
| #311 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 2 |
| #66 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 7 |
| #111 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 4 |
| #300 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 7 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 3 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 2 |
| #187 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 7 |
| #238 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 11 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 8 |
| #197 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 16 |
| #69 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 7 |
| #4 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 4 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #726 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #134 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #954 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #511 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #215 | bag of bones | 7 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #452 | bone chips | 28 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #4501 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #209 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #188 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #272 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #154 | gold tooth | 2 |
| #699 | heart of the volcano | 9 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1003 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #214 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #195 | nugget of Crimbonium | 13 |
| #775 | paperclip | 17 |
| #64 | peppermint tailings | 505 |
| #846 | quantum taco | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #70 | soy cordial | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |