| 🥉 | 4-dimensional fez | 75 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #409 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #21 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 3 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #175 | Amulet of Yendor | 131 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #286 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #570 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #242 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #8 | Azurite | 5,003 |
| #81 | BRICKO pearl | 2 |
| #375 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2033 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #20 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 203 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #13 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 3 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #5 | Boltsmann ID badge | 9 |
| #1261 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #119 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #288 | Boss Bat bling | 12 |
| #1242 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #50 | Boxing Day Pass | 5 |
| #23 | Brandonian footlocker key | 2 |
| #30 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 886 |
| #49 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 9 |
| #830 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #42 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 11 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #70 | Cerebral Cloche | 2 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #80 | Cerebral Culottes | 2 |
| #7 | Charleston shoes | 4 |
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Chroner | 227 |
| #5 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 9 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #9 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 6 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #267 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 26 |
| #967 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #785 | Corpse Island iced tea | 6 |
| #5 | Covert Ops for Kids | 2 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #1214 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #214 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbow Rainbo | 2 |
| #722 | Crimboween memo | 15 |
| #7 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 7 |
| #6 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 29 |
| #40 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 15 |
| #9 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 8 |
| #5 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 27 |
| #115 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 89 |
| #26 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 8 |
| #5 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 109 |
| #9 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 9 |
| #168 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 24 |
| #6 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 19 |
| #5 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 237 |
| #9 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 8 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 10 |
| #8 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 14 |
| #6 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 14 |
| #8 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 5 |
| #7 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 21 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 12 |
| #1340 | Crimbuck | 300 |
| #1496 | Crown of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #89 | D roll | 150 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #25 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 3 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #71 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 3 |
| #51 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 10 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #28 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 923 |
| #387 | Drowsy Sword | 49 |
| #13 | Easter grasshopper | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #146 | Elf Army machine parts | 3 |
| #5 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 13 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 23 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 14 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #46 | Elf Guard MPC | 5,959 |
| #5 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 11 |
| #6 | Elf Guard broom | 7 |
| #6 | Elf Guard clipboard | 8 |
| #45 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 7 |
| #26 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 21 |
| #5 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 8 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 12 |
| #6 | Elf Guard honor present | 55 |
| #4 | Elf Guard hotpants | 31 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 18 |
| #7 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 29 |
| #41 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 7 |
| #46 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 7 |
| #4 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 24 |
| #12 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 51 |
| #4 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 13 |
| #15 | Elf Guard safety bear | 8 |
| #8 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 6 |
| #5 | Elf Guard strategic map | 15 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 20 |
| #6 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 160 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #87 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #91 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #4 | Elvish underarmor | 9 |
| #14 | Engorged Sausages and You | 2 |
| #7 | Eye Agate | 5,504 |
| #1501 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #41 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 12 |
| #140 | Friendliness Beverage | 51 |
| 🥉 | Fudgie Roll | 819 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #508 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #519 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #87 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 22 |
| #262 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #344 | Green Clover of Justice | 6 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #5 | Gygaxian Libram | 2 |
| #330 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #4 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 2 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #7 | How to Play Othello | 186 |
| #347 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #301 | Instant Karma | 29 |
| #10 | Irish eggnog | 2 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #1035 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #90 | Jamaican coffee | 2 |
| #375 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #36 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 602 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #45 | Kelflar vest | 5 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #23 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 122 |
| #11 | Kokomo Resort Order Pad | 32 |
| #334 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #271 | LED block | 5 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #14 | Lapis Lazuli | 2,512 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #12 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 16 |
| #58 | Lobster qua Grill | 4 |
| #30 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 905 |
| #348 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 130 |
| #20 | M-242 | 1,207 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #593 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 12 |
| #27 | Mayflower bouquet | 2 |
| #170 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 3 |
| #59 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #80 | Miniborg beeper | 6 |
| #223 | Miniborg hiveminder | 2 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #276 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
| #259 | Miniborg strangler | 2 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #16 | My First Paycheck envelope | 7 |
| #140 | Mysterious Black Box | 3 |
| #127 | Mysterious Blue Box | 5 |
| #126 | Mysterious Green Box | 6 |
| #135 | Mysterious Red Box | 3 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #17 | Neverending Party guest pass | 7 |
| #28 | New Zealand iced tea | 381 |
| #348 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #272 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 8 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #10 | Othello's dagger | 20 |
| #8 | Othello's handkerchief | 23 |
| #10 | Othello's military jacket | 20 |
| #37 | PEEZ dispenser | 449 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #24 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 29 |
| #12 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 1 |
| #83 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #144 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 2 |
| #67 | Red Roger's reliquary | 12 |
| #527 | Red Rover BB gun | 4 |
| #51 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #19 | Roman sadnals | 18 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #47 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 2 |
| #513 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #15 | Sasqâ„¢ watch | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #212 | Schrödinger's thermos | 102 |
| #12 | Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque | 3 |
| #5 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 2 |
| 🥇 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #19 | Shrubble Bubble | 25 |
| #393 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #6 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 2 |
| #9 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 2 |
| #9 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 2 |
| #17 | Spirit of Easter | 2 |
| #10 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 2 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #4 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 13 |
| #6 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 126 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #97 | Strix stix | 40 |
| #44 | Swedish coffee | 2 |
| #25 | TI-9000 calculator | 120 |
| #11 | The Emperor's new cookie | 64 |
| #12 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 9 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #537 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #8 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 97 |
| #198 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 2 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 47 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #131 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #14 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 3 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #234 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #12 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 2 |
| #20 | Tuesday's ruby | 489 |
| #13 | Twelve Night Energy | 71 |
| #8 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 9 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #108 | Valentine | 581 |
| 🥉 | Valentine's Day cake | 60 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Venus flytrap | 5,001 |
| #438 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #42 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 235 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #87 | X-37 gun | 2 |
| #4 | Xi Receiver Unit | 2 |
| #319 | Yakisoba's hat | 5 |
| #34 | Yeg's Motel alarm clock | 4 |
| #10 | Yeg's Motel ashtray | 8 |
| #31 | Yeg's Motel disposable razor | 4 |
| #14 | Yeg's Motel hand soap | 5 |
| #10 | Yeg's Motel minibar key | 4 |
| #16 | Yeg's Motel mouthwash | 3 |
| #20 | Yeg's Motel pillow mint | 3 |
| #16 | Yeg's Motel sewing kit | 3 |
| #15 | Yeg's Motel stationery | 3 |
| #15 | Yeg's Motel toothbrush | 3 |
| #745 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #15 | Yorick | 3 |
| #24 | Z-Bone steak | 114 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #519 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #57 | acid-squirting flower | 130 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #7 | adobe abacus | 1 |
| #10 | adobe abaya | 1 |
| #8 | adobe adze | 1 |
| #10 | adobe arsecover | 1 |
| #11 | adobe ascot | 1 |
| #10 | adobe ayam | 1 |
| #1149 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #9 | alabaster bishop | 5 |
| #13 | alabaster king | 4 |
| #23 | alabaster knight | 2 |
| #45 | alabaster pawn | 4 |
| #11 | alabaster queen | 4 |
| #20 | alabaster rook | 3 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #16 | alien gemstone | 37 |
| #5 | alien rock sample | 1,848 |
| 🥇 | all-purpose flower | 5,001 |
| #4 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 9 |
| #133 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 30 |
| 🥉 | angry agate | 1,749 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #537 | antique record album | 4 |
| #57 | antique spyglass | 1 |
| #75 | apathetic lizardman doll | 2 |
| #5 | arrow'd heart balloon | 83 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #803 | astronaut pants | 9 |
| #285 | atomic vector plotter | 13 |
| #5 | automa-bot parts | 4,802 |
| #22 | baby bark scorpion | 2 |
| #9 | baby rigging snake | 10 |
| #31 | baconstone | 182 |
| #238 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #20 | bacteria bisque | 4 |
| #3415 | badass belt | 12 |
| #101 | bag of airline peanuts | 221 |
| #66 | bag of foreign bribes | 1 |
| #1158 | ball | 4 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #42 | ballpark hot daub | 2 |
| #44 | baloney rotgut | 14 |
| #489 | banana | 9 |
| #565 | banana peel | 2 |
| #574 | banana-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #864 | bananagate | 2 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #12 | banjo kazoo mount | 66 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #18 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 10 |
| #92 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 12 |
| #31 | batskin belt | 49 |
| #1447 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #17 | begpwnia | 711 |
| #681 | bejeweled cufflinks | 4 |
| #36 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 16 |
| #262 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 13 |
| #44 | big rock | 115 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #37 | birdbone corset | 10 |
| #181 | black Crimbo ball | 4 |
| 🥉 | black lotus | 106 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #258 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 21 |
| #84 | black spot | 10 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #345 | black-and-blue light | 150 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #2978 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #10 | blood flower | 1,824 |
| #40 | blue class ring | 116 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #31 | blue grass | 65 |
| #1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #359 | blue plasma ball | 140 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #917 | blue striped oyster egg | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | blue tulip | 72 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #30 | book of facts | 4 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #275 | borg sock monkey | 7 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #714 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #167 | bottle of pirate juice | 5 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #12 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 203 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #5 | bowl of Jeal-O | 2,188 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #82 | box of Familiar Jacks | 4 |
| #50 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
| #20 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 4 |
| #24 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 4 |
| #14 | boxed Sept-Ember Censer | 4 |
| #27 | boxed august scepter | 3 |
| #20 | boxed bat wings | 4 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #300 | brick | 126 |
| #66 | brilliant oyster egg | 9 |
| #51 | brine | 266 |
| #15 | broken chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #37 | bronze handcuffs | 2 |
| #34 | bronze polish | 23 |
| #7 | brown pirate pants | 9 |
| #213 | brown plastic baby | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #487 | buckyball | 10 |
| #7 | bullet necklace | 3 |
| #52 | bunch of bananas | 100 |
| #744 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #241 | can of Binarrrca | 43 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #30 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 194 |
| #10 | candied beef and cabbage | 2 |
| #34 | candied lime | 8 |
| #36 | candied sweet potatoes | 1 |
| #36 | candied yams | 191 |
| #16 | candy cane | 5,031 |
| #26 | candy cane candygram | 1 |
| #62 | candy cigarette | 48 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1029 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #9 | candy rations | 2 |
| #19 | candy stake | 804 |
| #35 | cannonbomb | 23 |
| #23 | canteen of eggnog | 6 |
| #8 | canteen of jungle juice | 2 |
| #1343 | capacitor relay | 4 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #7 | carbonated water lily | 19,577 |
| #57 | caret | 6 |
| #43 | carton of gaspers | 17 |
| #40 | carton of rotten eggs | 243 |
| #10 | centurion helmet | 7 |
| #11 | ceramic celery grater | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic celsiturometer | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic centurion shield | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic cerecloth belt | 1 |
| #13 | ceramic cestus | 1 |
| #43 | charisma potion | 14 |
| #804 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 8 |
| #148 | cheap studded belt | 410 |
| #138 | cheap wind-up clock | 6 |
| #27 | chest of "pirate gold" | 3 |
| #4 | chiffon chakram | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chamberpot | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chapeau | 1 |
| #7 | chiffon chaps | 1 |
| #9 | chiffon chemise | 1 |
| #6 | chiffon chevrons | 1 |
| #47 | chocolate covered ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #13 | chocolate ostrich egg | 2 |
| #12 | chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #6 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 575 |
| #865 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 10 |
| #446 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #18 | ciliophora chowder | 3 |
| #182 | cinnamon machine oil | 3 |
| #4 | clerical automa-core | 32 |
| #72 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #132 | clown hammer | 192 |
| #129 | club necklace | 34 |
| #13 | cocoa chondrule | 90 |
| #76 | colored-light "necklace" | 4 |
| #365 | colorful plastic ball | 50 |
| #85 | compounded experience | 1 |
| #281 | computronic processing unit | 12 |
| #45 | coney haunch | 2 |
| #131 | corned beet | 2 |
| #468 | corpse on the beach | 11 |
| #552 | corpsedriver | 9 |
| #785 | corpsetini | 6 |
| #19 | corrupted bird DNA | 2 |
| #36 | counterfeit city | 1 |
| #35 | cranberry cylinder | 1 |
| #5 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 4 |
| #22 | cream of chloroplasts | 3 |
| #17 | crident | 66 |
| #33 | crotchety pants | 2 |
| #28 | crude crudités | 19 |
| #16 | cubic zirconia | 558 |
| #50 | cursed monkey glove | 2 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #417 | cyborg doll | 4 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #210 | cylindrical mold | 5 |
| #150 | cymbal syrup | 94 |
| #17 | daisy | 5,082 |
| #26 | damp bar rag | 55 |
| #44 | dark chocolate egg | 2 |
| #66 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #22 | deactivated putty buddy | 1 |
| #52 | dead guy's watch | 283 |
| 🥇 | deadly nightshade | 503 |
| #47 | death blossom | 11 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #26 | deed to Oliver's Place | 3 |
| #141 | defective skull | 173 |
| #19 | dethklok | 10 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #101 | diamond necklace | 39 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #17 | dill | 916 |
| #20 | diluted makeup | 130 |
| #492 | disassembled clover | 100 |
| #14 | discarded swimming trunks | 36 |
| #69 | divine blowout | 689 |
| #74 | divine can of silly string | 704 |
| #202 | divine champagne flute | 60 |
| #135 | divine champagne popper | 82 |
| #74 | divine cracker | 200 |
| #69 | divine noisemaker | 811 |
| #24 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 3 |
| #26 | dog ointment | 11 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| 🥈 | double daisy | 638 |
| #25 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #77 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #14 | droll monocle | 80 |
| #13 | droppable microphone | 7 |
| #525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #8 | ear poison | 1,213 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #174 | effluvious emerald | 8 |
| 🥇 | egg gun | 2 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| 🥉 | elbow soup | 205 |
| #380 | electrical thingamabob | 7 |
| #8 | electronic Brain Trainer game | 2 |
| #611 | elven cellocello | 28 |
| #195 | encoder ring | 101 |
| #5 | equal sign | 242 |
| #32 | ert grey goo ring | 40 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #6 | evil flaming eyeball pendant | 1 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #1208 | evil teddy bear | 8 |
| 🥇 | exotic orchid | 5,001 |
| #336 | exploding hacky-sack | 2 |
| #52 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 453 |
| #15 | extremely confusing manual | 28 |
| #145 | fake fake vomit | 192 |
| #376 | fake hand | 74 |
| #355 | fake plastic grass | 5 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1811 | fancy chocolate car | 2 |
| #975 | fancy dress ball | 10 |
| #534 | fancy opera glasses | 6 |
| #34 | fat bottom quark | 70 |
| #205 | felt | 38 |
| #68 | filthy monkey head | 4 |
| #95 | fire | 69 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| 🥈 | flagellate flagon | 4 |
| #5 | flagellate soup | 256 |
| #10 | flagstone fez | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flag | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flail | 1 |
| #5 | flagstone fleece | 1 |
| #7 | flagstone flip-flops | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone fringe | 1 |
| #8 | flapper floppers | 2 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #72 | flask of egggrog | 2 |
| #11 | flat cider | 11 |
| #145 | flavored foot massage oil | 402 |
| #55 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #142 | foam dart | 398 |
| #67 | foam noodle | 24 |
| #42 | foam pistol | 2 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized limb | 21 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #209 | fossilized spike | 21 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #25 | four-leaf potato sprout | 2 |
| #7 | free boots | 10 |
| #626 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #16 | frost-rimed desk bell | 3 |
| #148 | fruit bowl | 2 |
| #32 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 8 |
| #148 | fruitcake | 150 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #8 | fudge lily | 401 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #34 | fudge spork | 16 |
| #692 | fudgecule | 570 |
| #63 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #34 | future drug: Coolscaline | 67 |
| #39 | future drug: Muscularactum | 58 |
| #49 | future drug: Smartinex | 56 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #12 | ghost beer | 80 |
| #23 | ghost cucumber | 972 |
| #162 | ghost of a necklace | 35 |
| #377 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #9 | ghostly dagger | 37 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #443 | giant designer sunglasses | 9 |
| #241 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #41 | giant pearl | 6 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #22 | gift card | 65 |
| 🥈 | gilded lily | 502 |
| #125 | gingerbread bugbear | 203 |
| #16 | gingerbread cigarette | 5 |
| #60 | gingerbread gavel | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #15 | gingerbread nylons | 69 |
| #42 | gingerbread pirate | 7 |
| #28 | gingerbread restraining order | 3 |
| #57 | gingerbread smartphone | 5 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #46 | gladiator tunica | 18 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #18 | glass of bourbon | 37 |
| #139 | glass of herbal tequila | 11 |
| #82 | glass of warm water | 3 |
| #42 | gleaming oyster egg | 15 |
| #109 | glimmering roc feather | 2 |
| #96 | glistening oyster egg | 8 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #22 | gold tooth | 26 |
| #302 | gold wedding ring | 23 |
| #65 | golden ring | 245 |
| #77 | googly eye | 169 |
| #308 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #29 | grandfather watch | 2 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #16 | greasy desk bell | 3 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #441 | green clay bead | 16 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #34 | green marshmallow | 10 |
| #5 | grip key | 84 |
| #11 | grog nuts | 65 |
| #1102 | grue egg | 24 |
| #6 | gumshoes | 3 |
| #12 | gunwale | 3 |
| #4 | gunwale whalegun | 2 |
| #39 | half-digested rat | 2 |
| #18 | half-orchid | 735 |
| #25 | hamethyst | 200 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #30 | hamlet sandwich | 651 |
| #24 | hand of cards | 54 |
| #4 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 326 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #721 | handful of confetti | 58 |
| #345 | handful of moss | 10 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #75 | hard cocoa | 2 |
| #9 | hawk | 429 |
| #164 | heart necklace | 31 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #301 | heart of the volcano | 24 |
| #131 | heart-shaped balloon | 113 |
| #8 | heavy crown | 394 |
| #348 | hellseal claw | 63 |
| #321 | hellseal whisker | 54 |
| #51 | hep waders | 6 |
| #28 | herbal stuffing | 180 |
| #793 | herringcello | 23 |
| #702 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #8 | hollow rock | 321 |
| #172 | honey-drenched ham slice | 2 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #76 | hot wine | 2 |
| #13 | housekeeping automa-core | 8 |
| #39 | huge Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #183 | huge bowl of candy | 5 |
| #177 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 22 |
| #18 | iFlail | 2 |
| #1376 | iGoogly | 3 |
| #10 | iShield | 2 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1278 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #446 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #25 | impure gasoline | 124 |
| #30 | in-the-box spring shoes | 3 |
| #49 | incredibly creepy marionette | 42 |
| #95 | inflatable duck | 24 |
| #250 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #27 | invisible potion | 26 |
| #739 | ion grid | 14 |
| #287 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 12 |
| #8 | irradiated candy cane | 771 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #49 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #146 | jar of swamp gas | 500 |
| #118 | jazz soap | 205 |
| #108 | jive turkey leg | 27 |
| #127 | joybuzzer | 194 |
| #362 | killer rag doll | 9 |
| #36 | killing feather | 356 |
| #742 | kite | 10 |
| #131 | kiwi | 41 |
| #93 | kiwi beak | 13 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #2930 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #674 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #81 | law-abiding citizen cane | 6 |
| #4 | left bracket | 258 |
| #4 | left parenthesis | 2,143 |
| #89 | legitimate business on the beach | 53 |
| #656 | length of string | 17 |
| #27 | lesser grodulated violet | 757 |
| #1421 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #130 | lint | 2 |
| #4 | lip soup | 255 |
| #10 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 111 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #136 | loadstone | 7 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #726 | lollipop stick | 11 |
| #6 | long-stemmed rose | 1,001 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #8 | loofah ladle | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah lavalier | 1 |
| #5 | loofah lederhosen | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah legwarmers | 1 |
| #4 | loofah lei | 1 |
| #7 | loofah lumberjack's hat | 1 |
| #49 | lowercase N | 430 |
| #4 | lowercase a | 81 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | lucky army helmet | 2 |
| #8 | lucky moai statuette | 2 |
| #149 | lump of coal | 4 |
| #137 | lump of diamond | 30 |
| #43 | lump of goofball ore | 15 |
| #10 | lump of loyal latite | 18 |
| #37 | lustrous oyster egg | 15 |
| #594 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #276 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 11 |
| #14 | madius | 25 |
| #135 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 183 |
| #666 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #394 | magical pony: Pearjack | 3 |
| #646 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #490 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #648 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #608 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #23 | magnificent oyster egg | 34 |
| #32 | magnolia blossom | 16 |
| #145 | makeshift cape | 2 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #16 | marine aquamarine | 58 |
| #128 | marionette | 11 |
| #204 | marionette collective | 4 |
| #29 | marshmallow | 7,734 |
| #6 | massive wrench | 13 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | messenger bag RNA | 2 |
| #1004 | metallic A | 4 |
| #20 | military orb | 2 |
| #103 | military-grade peppermint oil | 2 |
| #20 | mini kiwi egg | 4 |
| #6 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 82 |
| #32 | minin' dynamite | 80 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #46 | moai toai | 2 |
| #214 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #453 | molten brick | 1 |
| #1280 | monomolecular yo-yo | 10 |
| #254 | mood ring | 46 |
| #6 | moss mace | 1 |
| #11 | moss mantle | 1 |
| #8 | moss marlinspike | 1 |
| #7 | moss medal | 1 |
| #4 | moss megaphone | 1 |
| #10 | moss mitre | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #26 | mulled wine | 8 |
| #910 | mummy costume | 2 |
| #4 | muscular soup | 211 |
| #433 | mylar scout drone | 11 |
| #282 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 5 |
| #28 | nanite-infested candy cane | 808 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #262 | nanofiber cloth | 23 |
| #16 | nasty desk bell | 3 |
| #45 | nastygeist | 69 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #331 | negative lump | 7 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| 🥉 | ninjammies | 6 |
| #37 | non-aged vinegar | 92 |
| #54 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 15 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | officer's nog | 136 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #181 | oily mushroom wine | 2 |
| #170 | old school calculator watch | 4 |
| #70 | old-school pirate grog | 2 |
| #13 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 7 |
| #11 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 20 |
| #9 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 6 |
| #22 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 7 |
| #7 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 11 |
| #14 | onyx bishop | 3 |
| #15 | onyx king | 3 |
| #29 | onyx knight | 2 |
| #45 | onyx pawn | 3 |
| #14 | onyx queen | 3 |
| #18 | onyx rook | 2 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #102 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 91 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #242 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #18 | outlaw bandana | 45 |
| #239 | oversized fish scaler | 13 |
| #128 | oyster basket | 76 |
| #566 | pack of KWE trading card | 6 |
| #17 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 4 |
| #24 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 3 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #45 | palm frond | 502 |
| #8 | paraffin pith helmet | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin poncho | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin punching bag | 1 |
| #46 | party hat | 301 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #17 | peace turkey outline | 3 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #30 | pearlescent oyster egg | 26 |
| #18 | pebble of proud pyrite | 1 |
| #21 | pegfinger | 20 |
| #1731 | penguin focaccia bread | 4 |
| 🥈 | peppermint bomb | 251 |
| #75 | peppermint pegleg | 2 |
| #7 | peppermint tack | 175 |
| #4 | percent sign | 911 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #283 | personal massager | 90 |
| #179 | personalized birthday cake | 9 |
| #178 | personalized coffee mug | 407 |
| #25 | pet anchor | 10 |
| #1683 | pet rock | 3 |
| #283 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 94 |
| #273 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 107 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #180 | phish stick | 6 |
| #15 | photo booth sized crate | 1 |
| #131 | pickled bread | 2 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #354 | pile of gold coins | 3 |
| #23 | pilgrim shield | 2 |
| #477 | pink clay bead | 21 |
| #208 | pink glowstick | 10 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #5 | pirate encryption key alpha | 20 |
| #6 | pirate encryption key bravo | 20 |
| 🥉 | pirate encryption key charlie | 21 |
| #13 | pirate encryption key delta | 10 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #34 | pixel stopwatch | 2 |
| #44 | plaid cowboy hat | 10 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #242 | plastic ingot | 11 |
| #36 | pocket ace | 14 |
| #86 | pocket wish | 5 |
| #1064 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #1109 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| 🥈 | poppy | 3,885 |
| #24 | porquoise | 178 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #6 | portable Othello set | 4 |
| #122 | portable corkscrew | 41 |
| #5 | portable housekeeping robot | 12 |
| #45 | portable table | 38 |
| #125 | possessed tomato | 4 |
| #92 | possessed top | 57 |
| #10 | potted cactus | 125,034 |
| 🥈 | potted fern | 5,001 |
| 🥉 | potted tea tree | 5 |
| #15 | prank Crimbo card | 22 |
| #36 | precision snowball | 21 |
| #39 | prehistoric spear | 66 |
| #320 | pretty bouquet | 6 |
| #154 | pretty flower | 2,296 |
| #7 | prohie's hat | 4 |
| #14 | propeller beanie | 3 |
| 🥉 | proto-proto-protozoa | 4 |
| #13 | protogenetic chunklet (elbow) | 102 |
| #15 | protogenetic chunklet (flagellum) | 102 |
| #20 | protogenetic chunklet (lips) | 102 |
| #13 | protogenetic chunklet (muscle) | 102 |
| #15 | protogenetic chunklet (synapse) | 102 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #14 | pteruges | 6 |
| #250 | puce paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #754 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #901 | pumpkinhead mask | 4 |
| 🥉 | punching mirror | 8 |
| #131 | purple clay bead | 36 |
| #7 | pygmy witchhazel | 513 |
| #254 | quantum polarity inducer | 14 |
| #454 | quantum taco | 21 |
| #34 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 12 |
| #11 | radiator heater shield | 22 |
| #598 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #114 | rag doll | 17 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #9 | rare oboe | 3 |
| #85 | rattler rattle | 20 |
| #769 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 10 |
| #86 | really dense meat stack | 49 |
| #270 | recursive spline reticulator | 12 |
| #86 | red and white claret | 2 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #59 | red class ring | 406 |
| #67 | red foxglove | 3 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #772 | red plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #18 | red white and blue claret | 2 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #11 | refrigerated biohazard container | 2 |
| #6 | replica Elf Guard medal | 5 |
| #191 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 21 |
| #112 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 13 |
| #4 | right parenthesis | 260 |
| #88 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 9 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #944 | roasted marshmallow | 12 |
| #338 | roboduck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1458 | robotronic egg | 10 |
| #96 | [2108]rock | 43 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2340 | rogue swarmer | 14 |
| #432 | roll of toilet paper | 209 |
| #230 | rose | 2 |
| #54 | rotten tomato | 3 |
| #105 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 41 |
| #98 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 45 |
| #81 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 48 |
| #112 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 38 |
| #128 | rubber emo roe | 209 |
| #24 | ruby W | 2,053 |
| #7 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 129 |
| #35 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 14 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #75 | salmagumdi | 2 |
| #95 | salt wages | 66 |
| #131 | salted mutton | 2 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2350 | sawblade fragment | 10 |
| #4 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 50 |
| #53 | scintillating oyster egg | 17 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #36 | scotch on the rocks | 20 |
| #106 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 1 |
| #102 | scroll of Puddingskin | 1 |
| #57 | seared dino steak | 3 |
| #8 | security automa-core | 13 |
| #45 | security flashlight | 86 |
| #5 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 19 |
| #281 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 14 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #122 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #12 | shipwright's hammer | 52 |
| #67 | shot of mescal | 49 |
| #580 | shredded hellseal hide | 4 |
| #37 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 2 |
| #25 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 3 |
| #12 | silent pea shooter | 187 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #95 | silver salt-shaker | 2 |
| #322 | silver shrimp fork | 6 |
| #171 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #16 | sizzling desk bell | 3 |
| #44 | skeleton beans | 17 |
| #41 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 49 |
| #159 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 9 |
| #29 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 3 |
| #148 | sleeping wereturtle | 6 |
| #45 | sleeve deuce | 193 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #35 | slime convention swag bag | 22 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #48 | slingshot | 75 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #125 | snailmail bits | 2 |
| #18 | snake | 1,109 |
| #5 | sneakeasies | 3 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #70 | snowball | 21 |
| #57 | soap knife | 56 |
| #239 | sock monkey | 11 |
| #190 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 2 |
| #1417 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #7 | solid shifting time weirdness | 13 |
| #115 | spade necklace | 40 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #238 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
| #17 | sparkler | 1,113 |
| #125 | spectral pickle | 174 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #254 | spooky felt | 41 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #63 | spooky lasso | 20 |
| #370 | spooky length of string | 30 |
| #171 | spooky sap | 65 |
| #749 | spooky stuffing | 7 |
| #264 | spooky toy wheel | 19 |
| #57 | spooky wooden block | 115 |
| #53 | spray chrome | 9 |
| #72 | spray paint | 166 |
| #79 | squeaky toy rose | 1 |
| #9 | stained glass serape | 1 |
| #6 | stained glass shield | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass shiv | 1 |
| #11 | stained glass spectacles | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass stetson | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass suspenders | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #56 | steamy ruby | 37 |
| #785 | stick | 2 |
| #18 | stick of "gum" | 103 |
| #268 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 184 |
| #431 | stick-on-a-string | 10 |
| #15 | stink-penny | 1,402 |
| #695 | stone of eXtreme power | 10 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #572 | strange cube | 1 |
| #16 | strange helix fossil | 5 |
| #26 | strange shiny disc | 250 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #1003 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #38 | stringy sinew | 246 |
| #686 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 64 |
| #152 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 179 |
| #150 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 184 |
| #858 | stuffed Meat | 55 |
| #87 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #677 | stuffed alien blob | 10 |
| #165 | stuffed angry cow | 185 |
| #154 | stuffed astral badger | 190 |
| #165 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 184 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #155 | stuffed cocoabo | 188 |
| #752 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 8 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #1002 | stuffed doppelshifter | 10 |
| #142 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 202 |
| #146 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 197 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1416 | stuffed gray blob | 9 |
| #154 | stuffed hand turkey | 188 |
| #621 | stuffed key | 92 |
| #27 | stuffed kraken | 7 |
| #1681 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #150 | stuffed mind flayer | 191 |
| #852 | stuffed mink | 55 |
| #981 | stuffed monocle | 47 |
| #44 | stuffed ninja snowman | 203 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #166 | stuffed scary death orb | 187 |
| #146 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 202 |
| #143 | stuffed snowy owl | 193 |
| #153 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 193 |
| #688 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 12 |
| #133 | stuffed stab bat | 2 |
| #133 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 197 |
| #963 | stuffed teddy butler | 47 |
| #803 | stuffed tin of caviar | 59 |
| #504 | stuffed treasure chest | 115 |
| #143 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 203 |
| #76 | stuffed yeti | 2 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #355 | stuffing | 25 |
| #1546 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #44 | sturdy cane | 86 |
| #246 | sub-molecular interocitor | 14 |
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| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #8 | sugarplum ration | 122 |
| #15 | sundae ration | 47 |
| #122 | sunken chest | 135 |
| 🥉 | super-absorbent tarp | 57 |
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| #6 | synaptic soup | 205 |
| #543 | synthetic stuffing | 11 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #29 | tarnished bottlecap | 157 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #80 | tawdry amethyst | 17 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
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| #378 | ten-leaf clover | 45 |
| #6 | terra cotta truss | 1 |
| #329 | theoretical string | 50 |
| #298 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| #15 | throwing candy | 133 |
| #1084 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #18 | time shuriken | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8 | time-twitching toolbelt | 2 |
| #25 | tin magnolia | 731 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #7 | tiny costume wardrobe | 5 |
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| #748 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #747 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #758 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #366 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #731 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #749 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #345 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #756 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #764 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
| #742 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #53 | tiny goth giant | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 2 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #890 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #890 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #144 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #514 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #35 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 2 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #30 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 2 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 2 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #145 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 2 |
| #882 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #25 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 2 |
| #25 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 2 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 2 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 2 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #48 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 2 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 2 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 2 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #491 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 2 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 2 |
| #54 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 2 |
| #477 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #472 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #95 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 2 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 2 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Krampus | 2 |
| #525 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #135 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 2 |
| #27 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 2 |
| #24 | tiny plastic Mirth | 2 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #225 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #1098 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #24 | tiny plastic Penny | 2 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Professor What | 2 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #875 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 2 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #48 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 2 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 2 |
| #99 | tiny plastic Toybot | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #151 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 2 |
| #685 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 2 |
| #174 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 2 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #68 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 2 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2259 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #147 | tiny plastic animelf | 2 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2557 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #40 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 2 |
| #2516 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1133 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #313 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 12 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #2245 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #19 | tiny plastic caboose | 2 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #23 | tiny plastic chem lab | 2 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #18 | tiny plastic coal car | 2 |
| #3317 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #153 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #18 | tiny plastic dining car | 2 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #32 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 2 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #60 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 2 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #233 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #868 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #24 | tiny plastic food lab | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2255 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #3342 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 6 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #2484 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #221 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #2522 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #19 | tiny plastic locomotive | 2 |
| #45 | tiny plastic mime executive | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 2 |
| #44 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 2 |
| #1124 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #22 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 2 |
| #973 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #27 | tiny plastic nog lab | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic orphan | 2 |
| #18 | tiny plastic passenger car | 2 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #883 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #24 | tiny plastic primary lab | 2 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #34 | tiny plastic reindeer | 2 |
| #3302 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #32 | tiny plastic sea elf | 2 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #63 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 2 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #859 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #2876 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #60 | tiny plastic sword | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #147 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #864 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic trollipop | 2 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2751 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #111 | tiny plastic warbear | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #28 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 2 |
| #31 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #254 | toast | 5,004 |
| #35 | tofurkey gravy | 177 |
| #31 | tofurkey leg | 183 |
| #81 | tofurkey nugget | 3 |
| #67 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 17 |
| #102 | tooth | 40 |
| #112 | toothbrush | 17 |
| #1070 | toothsome rock | 8 |
| #349 | top | 13 |
| #554 | torn hellseal sinew | 4 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #188 | tortoise's blessing | 15 |
| #35 | totally sweet mohawk helmet | 20 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #411 | towel | 24 |
| #890 | toy crazy train | 9 |
| #175 | toy deathbot | 7 |
| #1039 | toy hoverpad | 7 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #335 | toy maglev monorail | 4 |
| #669 | toy mercenary | 10 |
| #338 | toy ray gun | 30 |
| #122 | toy soldier | 12 |
| #838 | toy space helmet | 9 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #370 | toy wheel | 25 |
| #46 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 19 |
| #19 | traumatic holiday memory | 2 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #1608 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #31 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 16 |
| #33 | trick coin | 9 |
| #27 | tropical orchid | 401 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #93 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 3 |
| 🥉 | tulip | 5,001 |
| #41 | turtle-shaped rock | 33 |
| #267 | turtlemail bits | 2 |
| 🥉 | twitching time capsule | 206 |
| 🥇 | ultra-soft ferns | 18,304 |
| #19 | uncanny desk bell | 3 |
| #216 | unearthly onyx | 4 |
| #10 | unevolved organism | 4 |
| #18 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 13 |
| #20 | unidentified drink | 403 |
| #16 | unoccupied sheep suit | 3 |
| #14 | unquiet spirits | 184 |
| #12 | unsanitized scalpel | 21 |
| #2530 | unstable laser battery | 10 |
| #16 | unstable quark | 144 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #15 | untorn tearaway pants package | 4 |
| #25 | unused soap | 119 |
| #664 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #27 | upsy daisy | 785 |
| #783 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #43 | vampire pearl | 29 |
| #18 | vampire pellet | 19 |
| #6 | velour valise | 1 |
| #5 | velour vambraces | 1 |
| #7 | velour vaqueros | 1 |
| #9 | velour veil | 1 |
| #8 | velour viscometer | 1 |
| #10 | velour voulge | 1 |
| #52 | vengeful spirit | 1 |
| #564 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 17 |
| #713 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #21 | vinegar | 992 |
| #22 | viral DNA | 124 |
| #2625 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #211 | wand of pigification | 2 |
| #369 | warbear beeping telegram | 2 |
| #635 | warbear whosit | 2 |
| #64 | water wings | 24 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #23 | wet tack | 3 |
| #44 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 18 |
| #31 | whalecake | 2 |
| #4 | whalegun | 9 |
| #19 | whalesteak | 46 |
| #176 | wheel | 20 |
| #100 | whiskey in a broken glass | 26 |
| #171 | white Crimbo ball | 3 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #62 | white class ring | 254 |
| #11 | white earbuds | 2 |
| #26 | white elephant gift | 3 |
| #7 | white tulip | 94 |
| #108 | whoopie cushion | 216 |
| #26 | willowy bonnet | 2 |
| #232 | wind-up chattering teeth | 127 |
| #390 | witch hat | 2 |
| #859 | wolfman mask | 4 |
| #194 | wooden block | 16 |
| #425 | wooden stakes | 5 |
| #9 | wooly loincloth | 5 |
| #29 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 3 |
| #96 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #168 | x-ray specs | 130 |
| #12 | yabba dabba doo rag | 3 |
| #67 | yam candy | 4 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | yellow snowcone | 215 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #840 | yo | 10 |
| #1260 | yo-yo | 11 |
| #19 | yule grog | 2 |