Nomnominus Rex
formerly IvyThePlant

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🥉4-dimensional fez75
#3599.44% pure math1
#409A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes2
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#22A Guide to Burning Leaves3
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#415Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#176Amulet of Yendor131
#881Ancient Saucehelm3
#286Angelhair Culottes4
#570Argarggagarg's fang3
#234Arrrmetia trading card1
#1134Asleep in the Cemetery1
#242Atomic Comic2
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#7Azurite5,221
#60BRICKO pearl4
#377Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental3
#612Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#1785Baron von Ratsworth's monocle6
#223Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#20Better Than Cuddling Cake203
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#414Bjorn's Hammer1
🥈Black and White Apron Enrollment Form9
#335Bling of the New Wave4
#273Blue Diamond of Honesty2
#5Boltsmann ID badge9
#1263Bonerdagon necklace6
#117Booke of Vampyric Knowledge1
#208Boss Bat bling16
#1244Boss Bat britches9
#50Boxing Day Pass5
#9Brandonian footlocker key252
#30Brimstone Chicken Sandwich886
#49Bruno's blessing of Mars9
#830Bulky Buddy Box3
#42Burt's blessing of Bacchus11
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#35CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#85Can-Can skirt1
#63Caveman Dan's favorite rock1
#70Cerebral Cloche2
#133Cerebral Crossbow2
#80Cerebral Culottes2
#7Charleston shoes3
#23Children's Meal of the Damned1
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#36Christmas ham3
#199Chroner327
🥉Clan VIP Lounge invitation9
#331Claw of the Infernal Seal3
#8Cocktails of the Age of Sail6
#4Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)1
#251Codpiece of the Goblin King27
#969Colander of Em-er'il3
#1371Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#4Covert Ops for Kids19
🥇Covert Ops for Kids (used)1
#1220Crimbo Candy Cookbook2
#215Crimbo food scraps1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#350Crimbo wreath2
#87Crimbolex watch1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#31Crimbow Rainbo2
#723Crimboween memo15
#7Crimbuccaneer bombjacket7
#6Crimbuccaneer breeches29
#42Crimbuccaneer captain's purse15
#9Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)8
#5Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)27
#118Crimbuccaneer flotsam89
#26Crimbuccaneer invasion map4
#5Crimbuccaneer lantern8
#5Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail109
#8Crimbuccaneer nose ring9
#177Crimbuccaneer piece of 1224
#6Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack19
#5Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso237
#8Crimbuccaneer runebone8
#56Crimbuccaneer shirt10
#8Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss14
#5Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate14
#7Crimbuccaneer tavern swab5
#7Crimbuccaneer tricorn21
🥇Crimbuccaneer war standard1
#54Crimbuccaneer whale oil12
#1341Crimbuck300
#1166Crown of the Goblin King20
#88D roll151
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#24Dark Jill-of-All-Trades3
#314Deactivated O. A. F.2
#70Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe3
#51Dennis's blessing of Minerva10
#521Disco 'Fro Pick6
#455Disco Banjo1
#28Double Bacon Beelzeburger923
#325Drowsy Sword60
#38Easter eggnog2
#32Easter grasshopper3
#1789El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2385Elder Turtle Shell1
#150Elf Army machine parts3
#5Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts13
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)1
#4Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion23
#4Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)1
#4Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping14
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)1
#46Elf Guard MPC5,959
#5Elf Guard SCUBA tank11
#6Elf Guard broom7
#7Elf Guard clipboard8
#45Elf Guard commandeering gloves7
#25Elf Guard eyedrops21
#5Elf Guard fuel tank8
🥉Elf Guard hangover cure12
#5Elf Guard honor present55
#4Elf Guard hotpants31
🥈Elf Guard insignia (general)18
#7Elf Guard insignia (private)29
#41Elf Guard mouthknife7
#46Elf Guard officer's sidearm7
#4Elf Guard patrol cap24
#12Elf Guard payroll bag51
#4Elf Guard red and white beret13
#15Elf Guard safety bear8
#8Elf Guard squirtgun6
#5Elf Guard strategic map15
🥈Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo20
#6Elf Guard tinsel grenade160
🥇Elf Guard war standard1
#88Elizabeth's Dollie1
#91Elizabeth's paintbrush1
#81Ellsbury's skull1
#4Elvish underarmor9
#14Engorged Sausages and You2
#7Eye Agate5,523
#1501Feynman gate2
#41Freddie's blessing of Mercury12
#140Friendliness Beverage51
🥉Fudgie Roll885
🥈Fuzzby1
#508Galapagosian Cuisses2
#519Garter of the Turtle Poacher2
#12Girdle of Hatred1
#83Glass Balls of the Goblin King23
#262Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob4
#347Green Clover of Justice6
#44Grimacite Bock1
#5Gygaxian Libram2
#332Heimandatz's heart5
#13Holiday Multitasking13
🥈Holiday Multitasking (used)1
🥉How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes19
🥈How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)1
#7How to Play Othello186
#13Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games9
🥇Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)1
#348Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration2
#211Inndya trading card1
#301Instant Karma29
#35Irish eggnog3
#1289Iron Beta of Industry2
#1037Jack-in-the-box2
#91Jamaican coffee2
#377Jocko Homo's head5
#36Jumbo Dr. Lucifer602
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#44Kelflar vest5
#110Kiss the Knob apron1
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#22KoL Con 13 T-shirt125
#11Kokomo Resort Order Pad32
#336Krakrox's Loincloth3
#271LED block5
#9LIDAR candle283
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#14Lapis Lazuli2,524
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#12Lil' Snowball Factory16
#58Lobster qua Grill4
#30Lord of the Flies-sized fries907
#349Loudmouth Larry Lamprey130
#20M-2421,207
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#263Mae West with a fly in it1
#593MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech12
#27Mayflower bouquet2
#10McHugeLarge deluxe ski set5
#171Mer-kin cookiestove3
#60Mer-kin stopwatch1
#346Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#80Miniborg beeper6
#223Miniborg hiveminder2
#177Miniborg laser3
#276Miniborg stomper2
#259Miniborg strangler2
#1962Mob Penguin cellular phone2
#232Morbidda trading card1
#171Mr. Balloon1
#16My First Paycheck envelope7
#141Mysterious Black Box3
#122Mysterious Blue Box6
#119Mysterious Green Box8
#122Mysterious Red Box5
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#17Neverending Party guest pass7
#28New Zealand iced tea381
#348Newman's Own Trousers3
#1575Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#273Orange Star of Sacrifice8
#524Order of the Silver Wossname1
#10Othello's dagger20
#8Othello's handkerchief23
#11Othello's military jacket20
#36PEEZ dispenser449
#2364Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#17Pink Heart of Spirit34
#12Platinum Yendorian Express Card1
#83Pocket Guide to Mild Evil1
🥉Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)1
#234Poison Oak trading card1
#234Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#233Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#145Raggedy Hippy doll2
#67Red Roger's reliquary12
#528Red Rover BB gun4
#49Rock Garden Guide1
#19Roman sadnals18
#204Roo trading card1
#47Saccharine Maple pendant2
#514Safari Jack's moustache3
#15Sasqâ„¢ watch1
#1611Scalp of Gorgolok2
#212Schrödinger's thermos102
#15Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque4
#8Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters11
🥈Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)1
#212Serenity trading card1
#394Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags2
#6Spacegate emergency disintegrator2
#9Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise2
#9Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb2
#224Spirit of Christmas2
#201Spirit of Easter3
#81Spirit of Thanksgiving74
#142Spirit of Veteran's Day10
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
#4Spring Bros. ID badge13
#6Spring Bros. solenoid126
#1232St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket2
#21Staff of Simmering Hatred1
#97Strix stix40
#44Swedish coffee2
#25TI-9000 calculator120
#27Thanksgiving ration4
#12The Encyclopedia of Fruit9
#4The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)1
#57The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide1
#218The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#73The Landscaper's leafblower1
#538The Mariachi's guitar case3
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#6Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy105
#190Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag3
#100Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#321Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#106Thwaitgold shield bug statuette1
#97Thwaitgold slug statuette47
#1273Thwaitgold termite statuette1
#574Tiki lighter1
#130Time Bandit Time Towel1
#16Time Cape1
#19Time Cloak1
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
#39Time Lord Participation Mug1
#14Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir3
🥈Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)1
#236Trainbot slag1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#12Trout Fishing in Loathing2
#19Tuesday's ruby547
#17Twelve Night Energy63
#8Twitching Television Tattoo9
#10Underworld flail1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#108Valentine582
🥉Valentine's Day cake60
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
🥇Venus flytrap5,001
#439Volartta's bellbottoms3
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#228Woldo trading card1
#87X-37 gun2
#4Xi Receiver Unit2
#319Yakisoba's hat5
#33Yeg's Motel alarm clock5
#10Yeg's Motel ashtray9
#31Yeg's Motel disposable razor4
#12Yeg's Motel hand soap6
#9Yeg's Motel minibar key5
#16Yeg's Motel mouthwash4
#15Yeg's Motel pillow mint4
#16Yeg's Motel sewing kit4
#15Yeg's Motel stationery3
#14Yeg's Motel toothbrush4
#746Yellow Moon of Compassion4
#15Yorick3
#24Z-Bone steak114
#1172Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#519Zu Mannkäse Dienen3
#25Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#57acid-squirting flower130
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#7adobe abacus1
#10adobe abaya1
#8adobe adze1
#10adobe arsecover1
#11adobe ascot1
#11adobe ayam1
#1158adorable seal larva2
#7alabaster bishop8
#9alabaster king6
#16alabaster knight4
#15alabaster pawn9
#11alabaster queen5
#12alabaster rook5
#91albatross necklace1
#16alien gemstone37
#5alien rock sample1,848
🥇all-purpose flower5,001
#4ancient Elf dessert spoon9
#133ancient unspeakable fruitcake30
🥉angry agate1,955
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#736antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#536antique record album4
#57antique spyglass1
#75apathetic lizardman doll2
#5arrow'd heart balloon83
#451aspirin2
#230astronaut ice-cream2
#803astronaut pants9
#285atomic vector plotter13
#5automa-bot parts4,804
#22baby bark scorpion2
#9baby rigging snake10
#28baconstone205
#157baconstone bracelet4
#20bacteria bisque4
#3276badass belt13
#100bag of airline peanuts223
#66bag of foreign bribes1
#1009ball5
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#42ballpark hot daub2
#44baloney rotgut14
#491banana9
#564banana peel2
#574banana-frosted king cake4
#864bananagate2
#42bananarama bangle2
#12banjo kazoo mount66
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#17barnacle-encrusted sweater10
#81bat-shaped Crimboween cookie13
#27batskin belt54
#1448battered Crimbo Crate2
#18begpwnia711
#681bejeweled cufflinks4
#37bell-shaped Crimbo cookie16
#262bi-lateral logic compressor13
#39big rock167
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#37birdbone corset10
#181black Crimbo ball4
🥉black lotus106
#1380black paisley oyster egg3
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#258black polka-dot oyster egg21
#84black spot10
#1166black striped oyster egg4
#268black velvet box1
#346black-and-blue light150
#199blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#393blind-packed die-cast metal toy1
#2978blob-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#10blood flower1,825
#40blue class ring119
#472blue glowstick3
#31blue grass65
#1329blue paisley oyster egg3
#361blue plasma ball140
#2409blue plastic oyster egg1
#1674blue polka-dot oyster egg2
🥈blue ribbon1
#917blue striped oyster egg5
🥈blue traffic cone1
#10blue tulip72
#26bolder boulder1
#76bone spurs1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#27book of facts4
🥇book of facts (dog-eared)1
#275borg sock monkey7
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#714bottle of bubbles1
#167bottle of pirate juice5
#71bottle-rocket crossbow1
#12bouquet of circular saw blades203
#142bow staff1
#5bowl of Jeal-O2,188
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#82box of Familiar Jacks4
#50box of Gratitude chocolates2
#20boxed Apriling band helmet4
#23boxed Mayam Calendar4
#15boxed Sept-Ember Censer4
#25boxed august scepter3
#19boxed bat wings4
#42brazen bracelet1
#300brick126
#51brine266
#15broken chocolate pocketwatch1
#37bronze handcuffs2
#34bronze polish24
#7brown pirate pants9
#213brown plastic baby3
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#489buckyball10
#7bullet necklace3
#52bunch of bananas100
#746burst hellseal brain2
#250calle de miel with a fly in it1
#239can of Binarrrca44
#212can of fake snow2
#30candied beef and cabbage3
#35candied lime8
#16candy cane5,114
#26candy cane candygram1
#60candy cigarette49
#5candy egg deviler13
#704candy kneecapping stick4
#1029candy knuckles3
#35candy rations3
#19candy stake889
#35cannonbomb23
#23canteen of eggnog6
#40canteen of jungle juice3
#1343capacitor relay4
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#4carbonated water lily29,390
#57caret6
#43carton of gaspers17
#10centurion helmet7
#11ceramic celery grater1
#12ceramic celsiturometer1
#12ceramic cenobite's robe1
#11ceramic centurion shield1
#10ceramic cerecloth belt1
#13ceramic cestus1
#42charisma potion14
#804cheap plastic bottle opener8
#140cheap studded belt446
#138cheap wind-up clock6
#27chest of "pirate gold"3
#4chiffon chakram1
#4chiffon chamberpot1
#4chiffon chapeau1
#7chiffon chaps1
#9chiffon chemise1
#6chiffon chevrons1
#48chocolate covered ping-pong ball1
#38chocolate ostrich egg3
#12chocolate pocketwatch1
#6chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses575
#865chunk of depleted Grimacite10
#363chunk of rock salt3
#18ciliophora chowder3
#184cinnamon machine oil3
#4clerical automa-core32
#70closed-circuit phone system1
🥇clovermint21
#114clown hammer204
#130club necklace34
#13cocoa chondrule90
#76colored-light "necklace"4
#365colorful plastic ball50
#85compounded experience1
#281computronic processing unit12
#17coney haunch364
#134corned beet2
#19corrupted bird DNA2
#35counterfeit city1
#5crated wardrobe-o-matic4
#22cream of chloroplasts3
#17crident66
#33crotchety pants2
#9crystallized pumpkin spice348
#16cubic zirconia553
#49cursed monkey glove2
#377cursed piece of thirteen1
#417cyborg doll4
#537cyborg stompin' boot4
#198cylindrical mold7
#148cymbal syrup96
#17daisy5,082
#26damp bar rag55
#12dark chocolate egg339
#66deactivated MicroMechaMech3
#22deactivated putty buddy1
#48dead guy's watch308
🥇deadly nightshade503
#47death blossom11
#262deck of tropical cards2
#26deed to Oliver's Place3
#138defective skull175
#19dethklok10
🥇detour shield1
#27deviled candy egg2
#103diamond necklace39
#220digital key lime1
#17dill916
#20diluted makeup130
#492disassembled clover100
#14discarded swimming trunks36
#64divine blowout762
#67divine can of silly string792
#194divine champagne flute70
#107divine champagne popper104
#69divine cracker212
#65divine noisemaker891
#24do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit3
#26dog ointment11
#1640doll house1
#1607dollhive1
🥈double daisy561
#36double-candied yams3
#25dove DNA1
#80dream of a dog1
#14droll monocle80
#13droppable microphone7
#525duck-on-a-string4
#58dull ninja crampons16
#1315dusty Crimbo crate2
#8ear poison1,215
#3268easter egg balloon4
#174effluvious emerald8
🥈egg gun9
#2059eggnog3
🥉elbow soup205
#380electrical thingamabob7
#8electronic Brain Trainer game2
#611elven cellocello28
#195encoder ring101
#5equal sign242
#31ert grey goo ring40
#6evil flaming eyeball pendant1
#836evil googly eye4
#1208evil teddy bear8
🥇exotic orchid5,001
#336exploding hacky-sack2
#64explosion-flavored chewing gum384
#15extremely confusing manual28
#138fake fake vomit200
#469fake hand60
#355fake plastic grass5
#3305fancy but probably evil chocolate3
#968fancy chocolate3
#1812fancy chocolate car2
#976fancy dress ball10
#499fancy opera glasses7
#33fat bottom quark72
#192felt40
#66filthy monkey head5
#96fire69
#129fitness wristband1
🥈flagellate flagon4
#5flagellate soup256
#9flagstone fez1
#6flagstone flag1
#6flagstone flail1
#5flagstone fleece1
#7flagstone flip-flops1
#6flagstone fringe1
#8flapper floppers2
#305flashing novelty button4
#73flask of egggrog2
#11flat cider11
#140flavored foot massage oil427
#55flytrap bezoar1
#134foam dart426
#67foam noodle24
#42foam pistol2
#372fossilized limb21
🥈fossilized necklace1
#201fossilized spike22
#696fossilized wing1
#17four-leaf potato sprout196
#12fragile Christmas ornament166
#68frayed ninja rope10
#7free boots10
#633friendly cheez blob4
#741frigid fudgepuck1
#15frost-rimed desk bell4
#148fruit bowl2
#32fruit-stuffed rumcake8
#148fruitcake150
#20fruity pebble1
#379fudge bunny1
#8fudge lily401
#63fudge pocket square1
#34fudge spork16
#692fudgecule570
#63fumble formula1
#34future drug: Coolscaline67
#39future drug: Muscularactum58
#49future drug: Smartinex56
#1659fuzzy dice4
#949garish pinky ring1
#12ghost beer80
#23ghost cucumber975
#164ghost of a necklace35
#377ghost pickle on a stick2
#9ghostly dagger37
#100giant book of ancient carols1
#443giant designer sunglasses9
#243giant marshmallow1
#41giant pearl6
#78giant stuffed bugbear1
#22gift card65
🥈gilded lily502
#125gingerbread bugbear206
#16gingerbread cigarette5
#60gingerbread gavel1
#3043gingerbread horror2
#608gingerbread house1
#682gingerbread mutant bugbear6
#16gingerbread nylons69
#42gingerbread pirate7
#28gingerbread restraining order3
#57gingerbread smartphone5
#383glacial sapphire1
#46gladiator tunica18
🥈glass eye1
#18glass of bourbon37
#141glass of herbal tequila11
#83glass of warm water3
#109glimmering roc feather2
#1499gloomy black mushroom1
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#22gold tooth26
#304gold wedding ring23
#65golden ring245
#69googly eye191
#310gooified mineral matter1
#29grandfather watch2
#70grape troll doll1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#9gravy skin158
#14greasy desk bell4
#882green balloon1
#441green clay bead16
#429green glowstick4
#34green marshmallow10
#5grip key84
#11grog nuts65
#13groveling gravel17
#1105grue egg24
#6gumshoes3
#12gunwale3
#5gunwale whalegun2
#10half-digested rat543
#18half-orchid735
#22hamethyst224
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#30hamlet sandwich652
#25hand of cards55
#5handful of Boltsmann bearings326
#183handful of Crotchety Pine needles1
#812handful of confetti52
#346handful of moss10
#236handmade hobby horse1
#79hard cocoa6
#27hard rock1
#9hawk429
#165heart necklace31
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#301heart of the volcano24
#131heart-shaped balloon113
#8heavy crown396
#348hellseal claw63
#321hellseal whisker54
#51hep waders6
#793herringcello23
#702high-resistance ultrapolymer plating3
#25holiday smorgasbord4
#27holiday trip around the world3
#6hollow rock684
#165honey-drenched ham slice3
#201hot stuffing1
#76hot wine2
#13housekeeping automa-core8
#41huge Crimbo cookie9
#182huge bowl of candy5
#177hyperbolic plasma focuser22
#19iFlail2
#1376iGoogly3
#10iShield2
#134imitation nice watch1
#1278immense cyborg hand4
#446imp unity ring1
#25impure gasoline124
#27in-the-box spring shoes3
#49incredibly creepy marionette42
#95inflatable duck24
#250intriguing puzzle box2
#27invisible potion28
#739ion grid14
#287ion-pulse modulation stabilizer12
#7irradiated candy cane844
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#48jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)1
#42jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)1
#48jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)1
#146jar of swamp gas500
#108jazz soap217
#108jive turkey leg27
#121joybuzzer201
#362killer rag doll9
#36killing feather356
#742kite10
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#9velour veil1
#10velour voulge1
#52vengeful spirit1
#481vertebra of the Bonerdagon21
#713vibrating cyborg knife9
#21vinegar993
#22viral DNA124
#2626vitachoconutriment capsule2
🥇wand of fudge control1
#213wand of pigification2
#370warbear beeping telegram2
#627warbear whosit3
#64water wings24
#179water-polo cap1
#42wedge of gray cheese1
#24wet tack3
#45whale cerebrospinal fluid18
#32whalecake2
#4whalegun9
#19whalesteak46
#176wheel20
#23whet stone9
#101whiskey in a broken glass26
#172white Crimbo ball3
#903white balloon1
#54white class ring266
#11white earbuds2
#26white elephant gift3
#8white tulip94
#99whoopie cushion225
#26willowy bonnet2
#233wind-up chattering teeth127
#390witch hat2
#859wolfman mask4
#184wooden block17
#425wooden stakes5
#9wooly loincloth5
#29wrapped candy cane sword cane3
#96wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#78wristwatch of the white knight1
#165x-ray specs132
#12yabba dabba doo rag3
#67yam candy4
#439yellow glowstick3
#1180yellow paisley oyster egg2
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2
#632yellow polka-dot oyster egg3
#117yellow snowcone221
#775yellow striped oyster egg3
#840yo10
#1260yo-yo11
#19yule grog2

Wow, that's 338,904 items total!

what items are this player missing?