Bigquack

RankItemQuantity
#113"Humorous" T-shirt1
#661A. W. O. L. commendation5
#44Ancient Saucehelm24
#68Angelhair Culottes11
#134Argarggagarg's fang10
#241Atomic Comic2
#110BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt7
#325BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt3
#1045BGE merchandise order form1
#148BGE pocket calendar5
#76BGE shotglass54
#184BGE temporary tattoo5
#316BGE tiny plastic toy4
#55BRAINS shorts26
#69Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental11
#309Baron von Ratsworth's money clip2
#79Baron von Ratsworth's monocle86
#102Baron von Ratsworth's tophat20
#79Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler32
#32Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy1
#144Bling of the New Wave8
#80Blood Light45
#99Blue Diamond of Honesty5
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#98Bone's Farm "wine"17
#29Bonerdagon necklace158
#528Boss Bat bling6
#77Boss Bat britches112
#208Bulky Buddy Box13
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#141CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)6
#76CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)6
#78CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)6
#76CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)6
#76CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)6
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#116CRIMBCO mug128
#1702CRIMBCO scrip5
#41CRIMBCO wine128
#1223CRIMBCOIDS mints4
#786CRIMBCOLOAF5
#50Carol of the Bulls3
#49Carol of the Hells3
#51Carol of the Thrills3
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
🥈ChibiBuddy™ (on)1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#247Claw of the Infernal Seal4
#53Codpiece of the Goblin King68
#175Colander of Em-er'il10
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#533Copper Alpha of Sincerity4
#27Crimbo Factory surprise box69
#81Crimbo candle3
#107Crimbo crystal shards1
#82Crimbo tattoo kit1
#350Crimbo wreath2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#121Crimbonium fuel rod18
#4Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#180Crimbot schematic: Big Head20
#247Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun1
#206Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads1
#200Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs17
#172Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan2
#175Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise20
#159Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis9
#245Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder1
#202Crimbot schematic: Power Arm17
#179Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker8
#200Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun16
#222Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet5
#283Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis8
#2022Crimboween memo2
#998Crimbuck648
#33Crown of the Goblin King394
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#15Dickory Farms Gift Basket127
#199Disco 'Fro Pick11
#86Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate4
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#65Dolphin King's crown56
#428Dr. Hobo's scalpel8
#46Drowsy Sword239
#27Ecto-Cooler36
#36El Sombrero De Lopez35
#56Elder Turtle Shell18
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#429FDKOL commendation500
#206FDKOL hotcakes20
#757Feynman gate11
#170Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#78Galapagosian Cuisses11
#74Garter of the Turtle Poacher11
#306Glass Balls of the Goblin King8
#229Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer2
#437Go-Wassail40
#39Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob17
#41Green Clover of Justice32
#137Haunted Sorority House staff guide39
#52Heimandatz's heart19
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#824Iron Beta of Industry6
#180Jocko Homo's head9
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#117Krakrox's Loincloth8
#552La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez2
#455Lars the Cyberian1
#32Lederhosen of the Night28
#56Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet242
#1177MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech4
#37Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses50
#396Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#443Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#623Mob Penguin cellular phone28
#67My First Art of War11
#314NPZR chemistry set11
#125Newman's Own Trousers8
#111Nickel Gamma of Frugality58
#58Nightstalker perfume47
#125Orange Star of Sacrifice16
#813Pink Heart of Spirit1
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#75Safari Jack's moustache13
#336Scalp of Gorgolok8
#352Schrödinger's thermos53
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#66Silver Bullet beer33
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#236Spooky Surprise Egg66
#1232St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket2
#8Staff of the Soupbone21
#154Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro104
#150Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita116
#172Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco94
#254Tales of a Kansas Toymaker12
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#142The Cooler Out of Space21
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#66The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 41
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#81The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 51
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
🥉The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#126The Joy of Wassailing20
#16The Mariachi's guitar case54
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)1
#48The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells1
#10The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥈The Spirit of Giving (used)1
#37Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette39
#61Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model1
#506Thwaitgold amoeba statuette1
#832Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#65Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette8
#170Thwaitgold bee statuette9
#24Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette23
#66Thwaitgold bookworm statuette8
#49Thwaitgold bug statuette15
#659Thwaitgold butterfly statuette2
#22Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette16
#71Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette9
#235Thwaitgold chigger statuette5
#178Thwaitgold cockroach statuette4
#160Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette18
#199Thwaitgold fairyfly statue2
#84Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette3
#330Thwaitgold firefly statuette11
#673Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette5
#96Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#28Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette9
#92Thwaitgold listening bug statuette5
#7Thwaitgold maggot statuette35
#34Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette13
#313Thwaitgold metabug statuette1
#8Thwaitgold mosquito statuette42
#64Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette5
#247Thwaitgold moth statuette2
#262Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#32Thwaitgold nymph statuette20
#625Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#133Thwaitgold protozoa statuette3
#32Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette23
#41Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette35
#174Thwaitgold scorpion statuette7
#83Thwaitgold shield bug statuette1
#204Thwaitgold slug statuette26
#257Thwaitgold spider statuette11
#180Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette4
#209Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette20
#1264Thwaitgold termite statuette1
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#11Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette12
#66Thwaitgold woollybear statuette9
#575Tiki lighter1
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#183Uncle Crimbo's Rations7
#233Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide56
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#249Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#145Volartta's bellbottoms8
#330Workytime Tea6
#72Yakisoba's hat13
#4Yellow Moon of Compassion119
#56Zinc Delta of Tranquility16
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#265adorable seal larva9
#15alien source code printout (used)1
#124ammonite candy mold1
#470ammonite fossil9
#666ancient unspeakable fruitcake9
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#52antique nutcracker beard1
#46antique nutcracker boots1
#46antique nutcracker cape1
#36antique nutcracker drumstick1
#32antique nutcracker epaulets1
#15antique nutcracker figurine23
#47antique nutcracker hat1
#45antique nutcracker pants1
#41antique nutcracker sword1
#44antique nutcracker waistcoat1
#769aspirin1
#1227astronaut pants4
#692atomic vector plotter3
#13baconstone627
#41badass belt370
#364bag of bones3
#37ball222
#819banana-frosted king cake2
#240bananagate29
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#8bath ball gift set128
#106battered Crimbo Crate147
#690beholed bedsheet1
#123belemnite candy mold1
#301belemnite fossil16
#631bi-lateral logic compressor3
#242bindlestocking11
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#47bite-me-red lipstick277
#464black spot1
#138blank diary1
#53blank fudge mold12
#131blind-packed capsule toy130
#130blind-packed die-cast metal toy120
#786blob-shaped Crimbo cookie8
#452blood flower16
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
#168bone chips115
#277bone meal1
#97borg sock monkey22
#402bottle of Blank-Out23
#988box of sunshine248
#502breaded beer1
#155brine102
#448brown plastic baby1
#151bubble-wrap simulator5
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#221buckyball25
#611bunch of bananas4
#192burnt flower46
#353can of CRIMBCOLA7
#546can of fake snow1
#324can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce27
#311candied yams29
#125candy cane316
#1565candy kneecapping stick2
#270candy knuckles7
#187candy stake25
#365canteen of wine74
#593capacitor relay17
#605carbon nanotube frame17
#142cement sandals6
#64chainsaw chain13
#540cheap elven gloves8
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#121cheer-o-gram4
#260chocolate cigar7
#292chocolate-frosted king cake7
#440chunk of depleted Grimacite24
#394circular CRIMBCOOKIE4
#407colorful plastic ball31
#527computronic processing unit5
🥉control crystal1
#68corrupted data354
#292crystalline cheer219
#29cursed scrunchie35
#85cyborg doll19
#537cyborg stompin' boot4
#21cylindrical mold200
#384deluxe fax machine1
#107dill285
#68doll house95
#1312dollhive2
#230donated booze40
#139donated candy108
#265donated food29
#269drop of water-3720
#24drum of pomade43
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#413dusty Crimbo crate27
#321easter egg balloon64
🥈eerily silent box1
#4eldritch tincture (depleted)1
#548electrical thingamabob1
#510elven limbos gingerbread27
#236elven cellocello43
#517elven moonshine20
#763elven socks5
#412elven suicide capsule33
#836evil googly eye4
#1208evil teddy bear8
#11extra-see-thru nightie51
#38extremely skinny jeans20
#422fake plastic grass4
#124fancy ball mask1
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#970fancy chocolate3
#411fancy chocolate car7
#203fancy dress ball79
#245felt33
#354festive holiday hat12
#1174festive sausage1
#96fiery wing104
#855fire5
#1610flashing novelty button1
#24fluid of fudge-finding18
#56forbidden sausage7
#213fossilized baboon skull3
#329fossilized bat skull1
#312fossilized demon skull1
#49fossilized limb210
#618fossilized spike3
#466fossilized spine2
#28fossilized torso219
#53fossilized wing73
#225fossilized wyrm skull3
#87friendly cheez blob18
#144frigid fudgepuck30
#864fruitcake24
#55fudge bunny12
#132fudge lily54
#735fudgecule448
#68fudgecycle3
#101fudgesicle4
#96funhouse mirror10
#2296fuzzy dice3
#245ghost cucumber166
#12ghost protocol44
#65ghost trap29
#26ghostly body paint110
#101giant green gummi bear2
#96giant red gummi bear2
#100giant yellow gummi bear2
#684gingerbread bugbear34
#359gingerbread horror15
#608gingerbread house1
#939gingerbread mutant bugbear5
#9gold wedding ring540
#471golden ring47
#242googly eye60
#69gray bow tie64
#242green drunki-bear1
#1006green glowstick1
#226green gummi ingot152
#131gyroscope23
#11hamethyst619
#146handful of confetti200
#208handful of numbers2
#57heart of the volcano81
#267herbal stuffing29
#442herringcello31
#373hideous egg7
#867holiday cheese log1
#87hot daub8
#781hyperbolic plasma focuser2
#375iGoogly66
#133immense cyborg hand14
#553incredibly creepy marionette5
#138intriguing puzzle box3
#1178ion grid6
#607ion-pulse modulation stabilizer4
#171irradiated candy cane20
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#533jar of swamp gas53
#734jawbruiser4
#460jerky coins43
#41jingle bell1
#615killer rag doll4
#137killing feather129
#436kite16
#678knuckle sandwich28
#196kumquartz35
#737laser-broiled pear12
#871length of string12
#1830licorice garrote1
#65licorice root106
#219live wire4
#779loaded serum blowgun5
#840logic synthesizer10
#174lollipop stick452
#283lovecat tail3
#558lucky rabbit's foot12
#58lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter1
#134macaroni duck12
#458mad scientist's sock monkey7
#360magical pony: Dusk Shiny4
#1086marionette1
#34marionette collective15
#325marshmallow flambé2
#15mime soul fragment448
#109misfit teddy bear1
#28moist Crimbo spices458
#97molten brick140
#39monomolecular yo-yo1,188
#18mooseflank491
#14motivational poster128
#156mummy costume49
#68mylar scout drone63
#772nanite-infested candy cane15
#425nanite-infested eggnog11
#261nanite-infested fruitcake16
#354nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear13
#40necrotizing body spray135
#648night-vision goggles3
#416nugget of Crimbonium1
#299nut-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#125obnoxious riddle3
#548obsidian dagger33
#287oldcake1
#2436oozenog1
#368orange glowstick6
#153outrageous sombrero1
#22oversized fish scaler92
#154pair of bolt cutters12
#319pair of ragged claws1
#290pants of the Slug Lord13
#208paperclip234
#753passable elf mask7
#61patent leather shoes74
#256pearidot26
#257penguin focaccia bread39
#91penguin thesaurus60
#18peppermint eel sauce1,007
#521pet rock15
#128petrified wood83
#332phish stick3
#51pirate fledges2
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#407plastic ingot3
#234plastic passion fruit8
#149pocketwatch on a chain13
#502pog #01 (spider)1
#484pog #02 (Knob goblin)1
#481pog #03 (warwelf)1
#482pog #04 (skleleton)1
#502pog #05 (ninja snowman)1
#488pog #06 (filthy hippy)1
#494pog #07 (orcish frat boy)1
#495pog #08 (hellion)1
#492pog #09 (pirate)1
#513pog #10 (hobo)1
#499pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)1
#459poison pen4
#315polyalloy shield9
#611porquoise12
#408portable photocopier16
#322possessed top17
#805prehistoric spear4
#67press-on ribs92
#155primitive candy cane3
#1079pulsing flesh3
#154pumpkinhead mask59
#688quantum polarity inducer3
#371quantum taco42
#342questionable taco1
#866rag doll2
#33razor-tipped yo-yo272
#6really dense meat stack184
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#642recursive spline reticulator3
#223red drunki-bear1
#230red gummi ingot147
#468reverse-oscillating klystron7
#163rib of the Bonerdagon10
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#587rigid carapace8
#41roboduck-on-a-string26
#192robotronic egg125
#336rogue swarmer84
#10rose-colored glasses1
#7runny icing940
#296sawblade fragment80
#45secret from the future4
#681servomechanical torsion facilitator3
#1196shiny ring16
#38silent A2
#39silent B7
#30silent C2
#22silent D3
#32silent E2
#39silent F2
#31silent G2
#48silent H4
#122silent I4
#135silent J2
#46silent K1
#59silent L4
#149silent M2
#69silent N1
#32silent O22
#125silent P4
#49silent Q2
#41silent R2
#34silent S2
#65silent T1
#22silent U4
#29silent V3
#51silent W4
#41silent X11
#29silent Y3
#76silent Z2
#84silver shotgun shell6
#1806skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#390sleeping snowy owl8
#163sleeping stocking16
#18slow jam collection128
#175smoked potsherd4
#306smoking grass239
#1347sock monkey1
#20soggy gingerbread chunk502
#525solid gold bowling ball34
#43sorority brain35
#8soul coin6
#63soul doorbell7
#488soy cordial1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#718spectral pickle10
#998spectre scepter31
#123spooky bark146
#414spooky eggnog12
#712spooky felt12
#1144spooky length of string7
#1333spooky stuffing2
#1321spooky toy wheel2
#742spooky wooden block9
#352square CRIMBCOOKIE4
#65squirming egg sac202
#46stainless steel scarf32
#48stainless steel shillelagh27
#18stainless steel skullcap28
#11stainless steel slacks37
#19stainless steel solitaire30
🥈stainless steel suspenders131
#24status cymbal2
#607stick-on-a-string6
#251strange cube6
#40strange shiny disc195
#264strawberyl27
#50stray chihuahua30
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#281stringy sinew38
#571stuffed alien blob11
#1265stuffed doppelshifter7
#99stuffed gray blob406
#209stuffing43
#643sturdy Crimbo crate20
#511sub-molecular interocitor5
#54sucker hakama3
#50sucker kabuto3
#169sucker scaffold70
#53sucker tachi3
#82superheated fudge61
#630sweet mochi ball7
#1153synthetic stuffing1
#970tattered paper crown1
#704teddy bear9
#53teddy borg150
#4the Crymbich Manuscript (used)1
#1434theoretical string1
#35throwing bone24
#437throwing wrench9
🥇time sleigh1
#174tin star1
#631tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer3
#624tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory3
#393tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer5
#380tiny die-cast Don Crimbo2
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#498tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer4
#614tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer3
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#610tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer3
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#397tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign5
#749tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer2
#562tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#190tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree3
#744tiny die-cast factory worker elf2
#481tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf4
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#344tiny die-cast goose a-laying2
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#605tiny die-cast middle-management elf3
#402tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf5
#580tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#614tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf3
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#318tiny die-cast turtle mech2
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#1094tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf7
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#16tiny plastic Abuela's cottage1
#670tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear6
#21tiny plastic Armory1
#854tiny plastic Axe Wound9
#17tiny plastic Bar1
#1175tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth4
#424tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type6
#398tiny plastic Beebee King6
#566tiny plastic Beelzebozo8
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#949tiny plastic Black Knight8
#515tiny plastic Bonerdagon9
#777tiny plastic Boss Bat6
#273tiny plastic Bugbear Captain4
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#17tiny plastic Cafe1
#81tiny plastic Captain Kerkard1
#486tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter9
#36tiny plastic Cheer Core1
#6224tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢1
#413tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel6
#329tiny plastic Crimbo Casino2
#47tiny plastic Crimbo caroler1
#42tiny plastic Crimbo cheer1
#161tiny plastic Crimbo elf50
#1476tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer6
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#85tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#290tiny plastic Crimbomination2
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#59tiny plastic Dolph Bossin1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#26tiny plastic Dr. Awkward2
#814tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#85tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#19tiny plastic Factory1
#326tiny plastic Father McGruber13
#492tiny plastic Felonia9
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#816tiny plastic G Imp9
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#87tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#473tiny plastic Gary Claybender2
#465tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser15
#1079tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester7
#398tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist11
#945tiny plastic Hellion8
#739tiny plastic Iiti Kitty10
#781tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#169tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#739tiny plastic Knob Goblin King6
#1054tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter7
#1069tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl7
#605tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist12
#927tiny plastic Knott Yeti8
#214tiny plastic Lord Flameface5
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#46tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#45tiny plastic Mirth1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#266tiny plastic Norville Rogers16
#790tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy9
#40tiny plastic Penny1
#1237tiny plastic Protagonist6
#1138tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#355tiny plastic Rene C. Corman3
#82tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#333tiny plastic Scott the Miner13
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#1028tiny plastic Spam Witch7
#1437tiny plastic Spunky Princess5
#90tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#1518tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski3
#351tiny plastic The Man12
#67tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#2150tiny plastic Trouser Snake3
#956tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo4
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#482tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer5
#669tiny plastic XXX pr0n11
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#109tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#948tiny plastic angry bugbear8
#8209tiny plastic angry goat1
#362tiny plastic angry space marine12
#833tiny plastic anime smiley9
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#928tiny plastic apathetic lizardman8
#1069tiny plastic astronomer7
#3937tiny plastic barrrnacle4
#330tiny plastic batbugbear13
#643tiny plastic beanbat11
#237tiny plastic bee swarm18
#309tiny plastic beebee gunners14
#532tiny plastic beebee queue8
#321tiny plastic black ops bugbear14
#256tiny plastic blazing bat17
#6187tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#450tiny plastic blooper15
🥈tiny plastic brainsweeper10,752
#593tiny plastic briefcase bat12
#450tiny plastic bugaboo10
#361tiny plastic buzzerker12
#39tiny plastic caboose1
#395tiny plastic cavebugbear11
#38tiny plastic chem lab1
#990tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#37tiny plastic coal car1
#4tiny plastic cocoabo11,370
#6236tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#926tiny plastic conservationist hippy5
#1242tiny plastic cubist bull6
#924tiny plastic demoninja8
#36tiny plastic dining car1
#52tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
#609tiny plastic drunk goat12
#100tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#735tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus10
#656tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker11
#235tiny plastic fire servant10
#1069tiny plastic fluffy bunny7
#37tiny plastic food lab1
#576tiny plastic fruit golem12
#3987tiny plastic fuzzy dice4
#6231tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#463tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers15
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#272tiny plastic golden gundam2
#752tiny plastic goth giant10
#6097tiny plastic grue2
#581tiny plastic handsome mariachi12
#4597tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#392tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear11
#3904tiny plastic killer bee4
#731tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box10
#6169tiny plastic leprechaun2
#4836tiny plastic levitating potato3
#414tiny plastic lobsterfrogman16
#37tiny plastic locomotive1
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#72tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#391tiny plastic moneybee11
#8108tiny plastic mosquito1
#46tiny plastic multi-level marketer1
#446tiny plastic mumblebee10
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1273tiny plastic ninja snowman6
#39tiny plastic nog lab1
#57tiny plastic orphan1
#39tiny plastic passenger car1
#358tiny plastic peacannon7
#39tiny plastic primary lab1
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#58tiny plastic reindeer1
#6131tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#4464tiny plastic sauceror1
#765tiny plastic scary clown10
#45tiny plastic sea elf1
#101tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#812tiny plastic senile lihc9
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#671tiny plastic smarmy pirate11
#361tiny plastic spiderbugbear7
#491tiny plastic spiny skelelton14
#8222tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#664tiny plastic spooky vampire11
#8133tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2292tiny plastic sweet nutcracker3
#743tiny plastic taco cat10
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#309tiny plastic the Free Man8
#1202tiny plastic topiary golem6
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#662tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni11
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#653tiny plastic warwelf11
#719tiny plastic whitesnake10
#53tiny plastic wild beaver1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#499tiny plastic zmobie14
#265toe jam1
#202tofurkey gravy38
#298tofurkey leg28
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#464tooth9
#915toothsome rock10
#594top8
#289tourmalime24
#145toy crazy train67
#46toy deathbot23
#701toy hoverpad15
#1400toy jet pack3
#41toy maglev monorail20
#1282toy mercenary3
#1081toy ray gun6
#333toy soldier5
#902toy space helmet8
#1384toy train1
#1197toy wheel5
#478tree skirt1
#194tree-eating kite190
#524tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#139trilobite candy mold1
#484trilobite fossil8
#600tropical paperweight1
#625twitching claw8
#393unearthed potsherd4
#1606unstable DNA13
#293unstable laser battery72
#163untamable turtle11
#312unusual disco ball8
#1051vampire duck-on-a-string7
#71vertebra of the Bonerdagon111
#147vibrating cyborg knife20
#138vinegar254
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
#483volcanic ash3
🥇wand of fudge control1
#100warbear LP-ROM burner2
#321warbear accoutrements chunk3
#186warbear auto-anvil1
#78warbear badge2
#405warbear battery3
#88warbear beeping telegram13
#68warbear breakfast machine assembler9
#9warbear chemistry lab9
#116warbear drone assembler5
#55warbear empathy chip10
#20warbear empathy chip (used)1
#43warbear gyrocopter16
#281warbear helm fragment7
#19warbear high-efficiency still7
#286warbear hoverbelt piecepart2
#101warbear induction oven2
#32warbear jackhammer drill press5
#190warbear metalworking primer6
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#215warbear officer requisition box1
#79warbear procedural hilarity drone13
#87warbear requisition box71
#193warbear sequential gaiety distribution system7
#46warbear soda machine assembler11
#344warbear trouser fragment1
#25waterlogged cloth59
#24waterlogged leather68
#18waterlogged metal76
#29waterlogged stuffing46
#41waterlogged wood11
#176wheel20
#30whisker pencil180
#283wind-up meatcar42
#615witch hat1
#147wolfman mask57
#322wooden block10
#230yellow drunki-bear1
#228yellow gummi ingot148
#130yo63
#639yo-yo43
#340zombie pineal gland13

Wow, that's 50,744 items total!

what items are this player missing?