| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #74 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 5 |
| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #209 | BURT | 141 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #235 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 42 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #455 | Bonerdagon necklace | 26 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #938 | Boss Bat britches | 14 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #29 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 2 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #52 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #30 | Chester's moustache | 3 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #21 | Chester's sunglasses | 2 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #530 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #163 | Cosmic Calorie | 10 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1669 | Crimbuck | 100 |
| #639 | Crown of the Goblin King | 39 |
| #670 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 9 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #249 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #300 | Dolphin King's crown | 15 |
| #392 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 9 |
| #1533 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #254 | El Vibrato power sphere | 4 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #911 | FDKOL commendation | 3 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #306 | FDKOL hotcakes | 10 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #30 | Frosty's carrot | 3 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #57 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #502 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #31 | Hodgman's bow tie | 3 |
| #22 | Hodgman's cane | 2 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #48 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 2 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #90 | Inndya trading card | 2 |
| #548 | Iron Beta of Industry | 12 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #656 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 41 |
| #137 | Mace of the Tortoise | 4 |
| #50 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #95 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 2 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #337 | Misty Cape | 2 |
| #140 | Misty Cloak | 12 |
| #174 | Misty Robe | 11 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #268 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 25 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #107 | Okee-Dokee soda | 2 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #32 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 2 |
| #23 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 3 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #13 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 3 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #25 | Oscus's pelt | 3 |
| #110 | P.B.L.T. | 6 |
| #84 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 74 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #144 | Pokëmann band-aid | 4 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #222 | Rock and Roll Legend | 8 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #50 | Scuba Snack | 7 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #252 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #28 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 2 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #92 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 2 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #145 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 2 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #438 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 7 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #336 | The Cooler Out of Space | 6 |
| #88 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 2 |
| #557 | The Joy of Wassailing | 5 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #47 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #218 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #287 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #646 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 13 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #55 | UV monocular | 3 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #233 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #189 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #86 | ancient calendar fragment | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #245 | arrowgram | 1 |
| #891 | badass belt | 60 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #140 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #88 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 6 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #880 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #60 | bitter pill | 1 |
| #188 | black spot | 4 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #660 | bone chips | 11 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #60 | booby trap | 6 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #91 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #474 | brick | 82 |
| #37 | bronze handcuffs | 2 |
| #72 | bubble-wrap simulator | 14 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #36 | bugbear detector | 3 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #93 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 6 |
| #699 | can of Binarrrca | 12 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #25 | celestial au jus | 1 |
| #37 | celestial carrot juice | 1 |
| #30 | celestial olive oil | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #354 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #45 | classy monkey | 21 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #293 | corned-beef Reuben | 2 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #176 | crappy brain | 16 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #186 | decent brain | 15 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #116 | double-ice cap | 2 |
| #123 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #750 | duct tape | 35 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #86 | electric crutch | 2 |
| #52 | electrical thingamabob | 353 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #823 | empty agua de vida bottle | 65 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #28 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #930 | facsimile dictionary | 8 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #263 | fat loot token | 9 |
| #118 | fiery wing | 78 |
| #516 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #610 | figurine of a cold seal | 6 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #154 | figurine of a slippery seal | 11 |
| #509 | figurine of a stinking seal | 3 |
| #276 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 3 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #1350 | filthy lucre | 11 |
| #24 | finger cuffs | 40 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #141 | fish juice box | 3 |
| #105 | fistful of ashes | 51 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #58 | forbidden sausage | 6 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #189 | fuzzy busby | 17 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #243 | fuzzy earmuffs | 11 |
| #381 | fuzzy montera | 4 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #1591 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #134 | gimlet | 6 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #307 | gold wedding ring | 22 |
| #200 | good brain | 117 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #250 | green gummi ingot | 133 |
| #64 | grey cube | 6 |
| #986 | grue egg | 27 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| 🥉 | gummi ammonite | 40 |
| #4 | gummi belemnite | 37 |
| #5 | gummi trilobite | 39 |
| #1006 | handful of confetti | 41 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #81 | hardened slime pants | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #866 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #875 | hobo nickel | 83 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #140 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #130 | invisibility potion | 1 |
| #134 | irresistibility potion | 1 |
| #124 | irritability potion | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #173 | jerky coins | 125 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #385 | lewd playing card | 6 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #961 | lucky rabbit's foot | 6 |
| #563 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #180 | magnetic sculpture kit | 2 |
| #55 | makeshift cape | 7 |
| #133 | mime soul fragment | 31 |
| #146 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #76 | molten brick | 174 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #54 | monster pants | 10 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #200 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 8 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #480 | obsidian dagger | 37 |
| #64 | odor extractor | 2 |
| #77 | oil cap | 1 |
| #71 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #81 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #77 | orange leather lanyard | 7 |
| #177 | orcish hand lotion | 3 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #882 | pack of pogs | 2 |
| #432 | pants of the Slug Lord | 9 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #339 | pat-a-cake pendant | 3 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #178 | phish stick | 6 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #205 | pile of useless robot parts | 3 |
| #321 | plastic ingot | 6 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #16 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #206 | pool torpedo | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #72 | powdered candy sushi set | 13 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #4 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 3 |
| #335 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #239 | red gummi ingot | 143 |
| #162 | red plastic baby | 3 |
| #73 | reflection of a map | 11 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #292 | rusty chain necklace | 10 |
| #362 | sawblade shield | 8 |
| #393 | seal-blubber candle | 3 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #665 | shiny ring | 37 |
| #293 | shiny stones | 7 |
| #109 | shock belt | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #108 | slime convention t-shirt | 2 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #286 | slow jam collection | 15 |
| #165 | smoking grass | 560 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #462 | solid gold bowling ball | 39 |
| #341 | sorority brain | 2 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #361 | spectre scepter | 86 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #479 | stainless steel scarf | 7 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #455 | stainless steel skullcap | 7 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #505 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #794 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #90 | sweet mochi ball | 23 |
| #70 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 8 |
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| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
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| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
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| #401 | turtle pheromones | 7 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #687 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 12 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #56 | votive candle | 7 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #95 | water-polo cap | 3 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #7 | wild honey pie | 5 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #331 | woven baling wire bracelets | 3 |
| #198 | wrench bracelet | 18 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
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