| #273 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #72 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #39 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #31 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #717 | CRIMBCO mug | 14 |
| #423 | CRIMBCO wine | 18 |
| #361 | Chroner | 63 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #506 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
| #1236 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #1272 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #1367 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1311 | Crimbuck | 324 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #911 | FDKOL commendation | 3 |
| #520 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #445 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #969 | bananagate | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #326 | brick | 116 |
| #297 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #456 | cookie cookie | 2 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #908 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #572 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #478 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #271 | fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #1800 | golden ring | 39 |
| #1726 | handful of confetti | 21 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #322 | hobo nickel | 894 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #646 | jazz soap | 43 |
| #1715 | killing feather | 27 |
| #820 | kumquartz | 2 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1120 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #211 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #443 | peppermint tailings | 2 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #545 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #2032 | phish stick | 1 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #891 | ridiculous cocktail | 3 |
| #809 | ridiculous sandwich | 4 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1287 | robotronic egg | 15 |
| #2054 | rogue swarmer | 26 |
| #1555 | roll of toilet paper | 13 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1954 | sawblade fragment | 26 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #462 | smoking grass | 6 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #760 | squirming egg sac | 5 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #899 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1356 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #782 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2305 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #1750 | unstable laser battery | 31 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #124 | warbear bearserker mead | 3 |
| #169 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #59 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 10 |
| #121 | wumpus hair | 17 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |