Museum :: HackandStabby

HackandStabby

Rank	Item	Quantity
#32	"DRINK ME" potion	1,791
#23	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	167
#49	"caramel" orange	47
#114	"meat" stick	1
#125	1,970 carat gold	2
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#16	5-hour acrimony	1,403
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#17	Ancient Protector Soda	38
#218	Asleep in the Cemetery	7
#33	Aura Libre	4
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#214	BRAINS shorts	5
#17	BRICKO eye brick	5,099
#22	BURT	796
#110	Baja sopapilla	7
#522	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	2
#118	Big Punk	1
#344	Blood Light	10
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#424	Bone's Farm "wine"	3
#28	Bonerdagon necklace	159
#209	Boss Bat bling	16
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#301	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	12
#15	Bruno's blessing of Mars	34
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#27	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	28
#55	Bustle Hustler	1
#13	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	25
#111	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	7
#59	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	7
#61	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	7
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#102	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	5
#102	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	5
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1553	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1646	CRIMBCO wine	2
#1702	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#230	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#71	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#186	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
#133	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	19
#64	Corpse Island iced tea	60
#8	Cosmic Calorie	37,046
#79	Crazymaker	1
#96	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	49
#160	Crimbo candle	1
#23	Crimbo dinner	48
#36	Crimbo food scraps	327
#84	Crimbo salad	7
#82	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#167	Crimbo wreath	4
#175	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#5	Crimbonium fuel rod	841
#30	Crimbosmopolitan	49
#162	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
#154	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	2
#138	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	3
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#171	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	2
#167	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	2
#475	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#121	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	4
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#115	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	4
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#9	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	67
#116	Crown of the Goblin King	154
#142	D roll	92
#96	DUFRESNE Suds	93
#13	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	65
#313	Divine	1
#135	Drowsy Sword	134
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#23	Drunken Neurologist	6
#80	Dump Truck	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#186	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	3
#125	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	5
#128	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	3
#230	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#114	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	4
#201	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	4
#215	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	3
#153	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	4
#63	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#65	Event Horizon	1
#1167	FDKOL commendation	1
#206	FDKOL hotcakes	20
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#12	Fantasma en la Máquina	256
#143	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	4
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#21	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	34
#102	Friendliness Beverage	98
#431	Frosty's frosty mug	3
#343	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#21	Genalen™ Bottle	464
🥉	Gene Tonic: Penguin	177
#8	Gene Tonic: Pirate	14
#68	Gin Mint	2
#152	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	14
#539	Go-Wassail	29
#46	Green Clover of Justice	29
#355	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	8
#134	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	5
#48	Haymaker	1
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#202	Hodgman's blanket	7
#8	How to Play Othello	183
#53	Hunger™ Sauce	2
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#90	Imp Ale	3,045
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#155	Inner Strength	3
#52	Inner Truth	5
#239	Inner Wisdom	2
#1114	Iron Beta of Industry	3
#120	Jack-in-the-box	44
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#12	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	196
#28	LOV Elixir #9	1
#13	LOV Entrance Pass	3
#28	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	125
#521	Let Me Be!	3
#30	Lobos Mints	38
#28	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	13
#107	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	178
#231	Mad Train wine	470
#87	Mae West	18
#48	Manual of Lock Picking	1
#11	Marvin's marvelous pill	59
#23	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	13
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#11	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1,822
#46	Mer-kin lunchbox	1
#247	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	6
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#76	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1,530
#88	Mint Yulep	1
#80	Mon Tiki	27
#18	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	2
#35	Mudflap-Girl Ring	2
#141	My First Art of War	2
#235	NPZR chemistry set	20
#226	Neuromancer	2
#38	New Cloaca-Cola	10
#135	New Zealand iced tea	92
#689	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	6
#217	Nightstalker perfume	11
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#4	Order of the Silver Wossname	118
#74	Othello's dagger	2
#47	Othello's handkerchief	4
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#73	Pain Dip	5
#517	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	13
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#235	Pink Heart of Spirit	4
#104	Pocket Square of Loathing	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#24	Racisto Ruidoso	12
#37	Rattlin' Chains	15
#32	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	1
#23	Red Pill	15
#302	Red Rover BB gun	12
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#29	Rompedores de Fantasmas	122
#225	Schrödinger's thermos	100
#404	Silver Bullet beer	4
#26	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	18
#25	Sogg-Os	15
#21	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	9
#28	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	7
#35	Source terminal INGRAM chip	4
#29	Source terminal SCRAM chip	6
#30	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	5
#37	Source terminal file: compress.edu	3
#34	Source terminal file: cram.ext	4
#37	Source terminal file: critical.enh	3
#29	Source terminal file: damage.enh	6
#23	Source terminal file: dram.ext	9
#28	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	7
#31	Source terminal file: gram.ext	6
#37	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	3
#47	Source terminal file: pram.ext	1
#35	Source terminal file: protect.enq	4
#32	Source terminal file: spam.ext	5
#32	Source terminal file: stats.enq	4
#21	Source terminal file: substats.enh	10
#30	Source terminal file: tram.ext	7
#22	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	7
#100	Star Spawn	1
#23	Super Weight-Gain 9000	10
#41	TI-9000 calculator	85
#48	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	433
#52	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	401
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#45	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	409
#587	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	4
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#32	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	134
#361	The Cooler Out of Space	5
#17	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	5
#53	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	2
#443	The Joy of Wassailing	7
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#41	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
#33	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
#36	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
#42	The Ring	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#47	Thriller Ice	2
#12	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	70
#61	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	1
#506	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#832	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#136	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	3
#70	Thwaitgold bee statuette	13
#105	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	10
#835	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#107	Thwaitgold bug statuette	11
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#121	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	8
🥈	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	38
#162	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	9
#424	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#1161	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	2
#199	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	2
#106	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	2
#1202	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	3
#1043	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#96	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#122	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	3
#172	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#1431	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#251	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#313	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#618	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#174	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#104	Thwaitgold nit statuette	2
#235	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	4
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#224	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#84	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	14
#527	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	8
#663	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#286	Thwaitgold slug statuette	16
#185	Thwaitgold spider statuette	13
#238	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	2
#1596	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	4
#1264	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#110	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	1
#171	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	6
#130	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#35	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	8
#59	Trainbot circuitry	62
#73	Trainbot harness	1
#26	Trainbot linkages	147
#77	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#6	Trainbot optics	953
#20	Trainbot plating	187
#72	Trainbot radar monocle	1
#46	Trainbot servomotors	81
#98	Trainbot slag	58
#71	Trainbot tubing	29
#54	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	1
#51	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#537	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	17
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#36	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	26
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#62	Victor's Spoils	3
#23	Wet Russian	13
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#187	Wolfman Nardz	9
#273	Workytime Tea	9
#201	Yellow Moon of Compassion	14
#28	Z-Bone steak	107
#52	Zim Merman's guitar	14
#211	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	6
#519	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#53	accidental mutton	1
#234	actual reality goggles	1
#49	adorable seal larva	23
#130	alien drugs	19
#27	alien force field disruptor bean	21
#50	alien protein powder	5
#104	alien source code printout	3
#15	alien source code printout (used)	1
#111	angst burger	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#60	antimatter wad	7
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#30	antique nutcracker figurine	12
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#930	antique record album	1
#384	antique souvenir drawing	2
#10	autocalliope	48
#6	automa-bot parts	4,015
#35	automatic wine thief	1
#20	baby cuddlefish	11
#162	baby killer bee	60
#77	baby rigging snake	1
#517	bacon bath ball	1
#25	baconstone	212
#261	baconstone ring	1
#212	bag of GORF	1
#222	bag of GORP	1
#222	bag of QWOP	1
#29	bag of lard	36
🥈	bag of many confections	2,612
#332	baggie of powdered sugar	64
#77	ball	99
#325	bananagate	21
#109	banjo kazoo mount	1
#318	bark rootbeer	3
#55	barrel beryl	5
#7	barrel cracker	178
#16	barrel gun	67
#10	barrel pickle	165
#15	barrel-aged martini	441
#77	barrrnacle	155
#100	beastly paste	1
#116	beautiful rainbow	3
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#79	bejeweled cufflinks	45
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#337	bindlestocking	8
#103	birdbone corset	3
#313	bite-me-red lipstick	53
#10	bitter pill	10
#172	black and white cracker	3
#510	black eyedrops	1
#138	blank diary	1
#186	blank fudge mold	2
#70	blob of Alphredo™	7
#2625	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#17	blood kiwi	1
#93	blood-drive sticker	1
#122	blue shell	1
#943	bone chips	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#770	bottle of Blank-Out	3
#104	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
#58	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	77
#92	bottle of Definit	36
#67	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	68
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#46	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	84
#62	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	100
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#64	bottle of Old Pugilist	1
#26	bottle of Pete's Sake	68
#22	bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1
#65	bottle of fire	419
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#34	bottle of tequila	2,097
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#191	bottled day	1
#252	boulder	6
#93	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
#121	bowl of fishysoisse	7
#12	bowl of petunias	1
#40	bowling ball	70
#52	boxed champagne	59
#31	boxed gumball machine	5
#135	brain preservation fluid	1
#25	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	319
#173	bread line	5
#39	bread man	7
#502	breaded beer	1
#18	brine	484
#44	broberry brogurt	1
#30	brocolate brogurt	2
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#160	brown pixel	1
#211	buñuelos Jaliscos	4
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#161	bucket of wine	1
#26	buffed alien drugs	1
#52	bug paste	1
#18	bugbear purification pill	73
#62	burst hellseal brain	224
#32	buzzing mushroom wine	2
#463	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#35	cabooze	12
#1102	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#101	can of mixed everything	1
#23	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	209
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#301	candied bolts	5
#178	candied nuts	6
#10	candied yams	532
#159	candy harmonica	4
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1466	candy knuckles	2
#150	candy skeleton	5
#3830	candy stake	1
#31	cane-mail shirt	1
#6	carbonated soy milk	1,344
#18	carbonated water lily	1,813
#42	carton of gaspers	18
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#8	catfish whiskers	141
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#33	chakra sludge	34
#12	charisma potion	94
#109	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#41	choco-Crimbot	123
#250	chocolate disco ball	1
#267	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	8
#260	chocomotive	3
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#7	clerical automa-core	21
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#74	cloning kit	28
#107	club necklace	38
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#19	cocktail onion	369
#318	communal gobstopper	3
#75	contract enforcement stick	18
🥉	control crystal	1
#456	cookie cookie	2
#33	corned beet	8
#91	corpse on the beach	50
#7	corpsebite	59
#75	corpsedriver	55
#58	corpsetini	64
#126	corrupted data	195
#20	cruelty-free wine	432
#39	cuppa Craft tea	1
#44	cuppa Gill tea	1
#38	cuppa Obscuri tea	1
#56	cuppa Sobrie tea	1
#33	cuppa Voraci tea	3
#234	cursed scrunchie	4
#19	cute meteoroid	9
#37	cyclops eyedrops	30
#315	cylindrical mold	1
#28	dark baconstone ring	1
#29	dark hamethyst ring	1
#34	dark porquoise ring	1
#12	deadfall branch	70
#87	decanter of fine Scotch	3
#8	defective Game Grid token	2
#129	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	2
#81	designer handbag	26
#182	diamond necklace	26
#46	dieting pill	4
#14	dill	1,056
#51	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	28
#45	disco horoscope (Aries)	31
#44	disco horoscope (Cancer)	32
#51	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	29
#41	disco horoscope (Gemini)	32
#41	disco horoscope (Leo)	34
#53	disco horoscope (Libra)	25
#31	disco horoscope (Pisces)	40
#58	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	24
#51	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	27
#62	disco horoscope (Taurus)	22
#47	disco horoscope (Virgo)	27
#63	discocktail	129
#49	distention pill	9
#75	dog ointment	2
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#356	dope wheels	1
#23	double barreled barrel gun	1
#51	dream of a dog	2
#99	droll monocle	12
#163	drop of water-37	99
#6	droppable microphone	32
#304	drum of pomade	3
#656	duck-on-a-string	3
#28	dumb mud	13
#139	easter egg balloon	108
#18	effluvious emerald	117
#228	eggwater	2
#72	eldritch distillate	1
#30	eldritch effluvium	8,186
#53	eldritch elixir	2
#41	eldritch rub	4
#44	electric pants	11
#256	electrical thingamabob	23
#900	elven cellocello	22
#62	emergency margarita	2
#8	empty agua de vida bottle	7,880
#200	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
#2195	evil teddy bear	2
#120	executive mime flask	10
#8	exotic travel brochure	2,183
#377	extra-greasy slider	5
#141	extra-see-thru nightie	4
#212	extremely skinny jeans	4
#1946	facsimile dictionary	1
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#1064	fancy dress ball	9
#205	fat bottom quark	8
#27	festive egg sac	7
#303	fez of etymology	1
#99	fiery wing	100
#61	filet of The Fish	3
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#107	fire of unknown origin	7
#188	fishelada	1
#130	flaming sword	2
#35	flan del mar	10
#6	flask flops	615
#80	flask of baconstone juice	1
#47	flask of hamethyst juice	3
#63	flask of mining oil	118
#42	flask of porquoise juice	5
#64	flask of port	1
#23	flask of tainted mining oil	619
#27	fleshy putty	90
#54	floaty gravel	3
#64	flour cookie	6
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#93	foetid seal tear	60
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#282	fossilized baboon skull	2
#247	fossilized bat skull	2
#373	fossilized limb	21
#171	fossilized serpent skull	5
#306	fossilized spider skull	1
#232	fossilized spike	19
#157	fossilized torso	41
#323	fossilized wing	10
#4	frat brats	286
#181	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	2
#192	freightcake	5
#14	freshwater fishbone	129
#10	friendly cheez blob	62
#224	frigid fudgepuck	17
#323	frigid mote	2
#706	frozen banquet	1
#86	fudge lily	75
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#8	fudge spork	120
#4	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	1,175
#83	fudgecule	33,008
#178	fudgecycle	1
#63	fumble formula	1
#217	funhouse mirror	3
#62	future drug: Coolscaline	38
#85	future drug: Muscularactum	26
#66	future drug: Smartinex	39
#33	fuzzy polar bear ears	1
#173	gamma nog	2
#79	garish pinky ring	49
#5	gattoo	1
#162	ghost beer	1
#16	ghost cucumber	1,062
#248	ghost protocol	2
#265	ghost trap	4
#392	ghostly body paint	7
#75	giant designer sunglasses	53
#101	giant discarded bottlecap	45
#117	giant discarded plastic fork	66
#87	giant discarded torn-up glove	43
#136	giant green gummi bear	1
#66	giant marshmallow	7
#78	giant moxie weed	53
#106	giant pearl	1
#66	giant pinky ring	174
#135	giant red gummi bear	1
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#7	gibson	601
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#361	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	7
#8222	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#2236	tiny plastic stab bat	8
#6166	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#1916	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	4
#2147	tiny plastic taco cat	3
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#684	tiny plastic the Free Man	3
#2152	tiny plastic topiary golem	3
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#2752	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#2122	tiny plastic warwelf	3
#3849	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#265	toe jam	1
#101	tofurkey leg	65
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#186	tonic water	4
#44	top	105
#54	topiary skunk	1
#49	torn hellseal sinew	270
#340	tourmalime	20
#46	tourmalime tourniquet	2
#1868	toy crazy train	2
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#1282	toy mercenary	3
#428	toy soldier	4
#892	toy train	2
#88	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
#269	traffic jam	1
#39	training scroll: Snokebomb	1
#91	transdermal smoke patch	1
#84	transparent nog	4
#231	transporter transponder	1
#1066	tree-eating kite	21
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#33	trilobite candy mold	8
#183	tuxedo shirt	1
#1443	twitching claw	2
#106	twitching time capsule	4
#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#27	underwater slingshot	44
#37	unearthly onyx	59
#129	unfinished fruitcake	3
#55	universal biscuit	46
#1386	unstable DNA	20
#22	untamable turtle	29
#38	unused soap	85
#8	unusual disco ball	50
#69	vampire pearl	14
#19	velcro ore	113
#76	very fancy whiskey	1
#53	vial of baconstone juice	2
#49	vial of hamethyst juice	3
#34	vial of porquoise juice	9
#16	vinegar	1,060
#59	vintage smart drink	2
#16	vinyl ore	115
#12	violent pastilles	43
#39	viral DNA	90
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#7	vodka and tonic	574
#9	vodka gibson	40
#126	vodka stratocaster	6
#256	volcanic ash	19
#471	voodoo snuff	2
#258	wad of cotton	12
#150	warbear accoutrements chunk	46
#263	warbear battery	10
#88	warbear beeping telegram	13
#108	warbear breakfast machine assembler	6
#179	warbear drone assembler	3
#125	warbear empathy chip	5
#21	warbear energy bracers	8
#94	warbear feasting mead	7
#59	warbear foil hat	4
#90	warbear gyrocopter	10
#160	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	8
#125	warbear metalworking primer	9
#61	warbear procedural hilarity drone	16
#107	warbear robo-camouflage unit	12
#168	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	8
#216	warbear soda machine assembler	2
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#141	warbear whosit	1,492
#39	warehouse key	20
🥈	water log	62
#17	water purification pills	1,532
#97	weird gazelle steak	1
#353	whisker pencil	15
#12	whiskey bittersweet	32
#113	whiskey in a broken glass	21
#430	wind-up meatcar	24
#440	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#46	witch's brew	2
#8	worst candy	148
#26	wreath of laurels	19
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#139	wriggling worm	1
#862	yellow gummi ingot	6
#350	yo-yo	93
#15	yule hatchet	54
#6	zmobie	540
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 181,870 items total!

what items are this player missing?