| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #148 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 6 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #181 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 3 |
| #438 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 5 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #418 | NPZR chemistry set | 6 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #9 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 1 |
| #45 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2,216 |
| #252 | The Art of Slapfighting | 4 |
| #256 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 5 |
| #9 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 2 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #777 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #520 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #1294 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #502 | breaded beer | 1 |
| 🥇 | bridge | 2,840 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #588 | corrupted data | 8 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #406 | cursed bottle of rum | 2 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #96 | cursed sea biscuit | 21 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #292 | ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #398 | hobo nickel | 654 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #59 | irresistibility potion | 8 |
| #105 | irritability potion | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1002 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #909 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #1336 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #214 | paperclip | 229 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #336 | portable photocopier | 20 |
| #311 | quantum taco | 75 |
| 🥇 | rat whisker | 15,631 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #1021 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #52 | salty dog | 2,989 |
| #124 | slimy alveolus | 8 |
| #430 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 4 |
| #236 | slimy sweetbreads | 45 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1364 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #450 | strange cube | 2 |
| #152 | straw hat | 1 |
| #1330 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #99 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1133 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #967 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2625 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| 🥈 | wussiness potion | 31,337 |