| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #741 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbuck | 7,413 |
| #1297 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #944 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #696 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #591 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #546 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 3 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #647 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 20 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #1546 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 3 |
| #233 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #619 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #4676 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #764 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #130 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #54 | can of sterno | 6 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1465 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #355 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #657 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #236 | fat bottom quark | 5 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #78 | floaty pebbles | 5 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1042 | knuckle sandwich | 10 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #91 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #910 | mummy costume | 2 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #868 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #894 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #283 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #910 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #733 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #271 | raisin | 1 |
| #1271 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #821 | sandwich of the gods | 9 |
| #340 | scented massage oil | 4 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #318 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 3 |
| #1273 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #64 | sock garters | 2 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #175 | spaghetti cult mask | 7 |
| #157 | spaghetti cult rosary | 8 |
| #258 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #716 | spooky bark | 8 |
| #452 | spooky cosmetics bag | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #833 | spooky sap | 5 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #237 | strange cube | 7 |
| #2560 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #5207 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #6273 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2382 | stuffed Meat | 7 |
| #8860 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7829 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #6848 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #8922 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7023 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5750 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #1806 | stuffed key | 11 |
| #7004 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2509 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2394 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #7029 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #3951 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #5795 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8877 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2924 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2306 | stuffed tin of caviar | 8 |
| #1864 | stuffed treasure chest | 10 |
| #7016 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1333 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| #186 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3063 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4023 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1504 | unstable DNA | 16 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #190 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #160 | wet venom duct | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #859 | wolfman mask | 4 |
| #60 | wumpus hair | 32 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |