| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbuck | 7,413 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #942 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #546 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 3 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #646 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 20 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #1545 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 3 |
| #235 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #617 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #4671 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #763 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #53 | can of sterno | 6 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #354 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #654 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #235 | fat bottom quark | 5 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #78 | floaty pebbles | 5 |
| #989 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1041 | knuckle sandwich | 10 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #90 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #910 | mummy costume | 2 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #272 | raisin | 1 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #815 | sandwich of the gods | 9 |
| #341 | scented massage oil | 4 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #318 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 3 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #64 | sock garters | 2 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #174 | spaghetti cult mask | 7 |
| #156 | spaghetti cult rosary | 8 |
| #255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #718 | spooky bark | 8 |
| #451 | spooky cosmetics bag | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #831 | spooky sap | 5 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #235 | strange cube | 7 |
| #2547 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2373 | stuffed Meat | 7 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #1802 | stuffed key | 11 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2497 | stuffed mink | 5 |
| #2386 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2908 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2297 | stuffed tin of caviar | 8 |
| #1860 | stuffed treasure chest | 10 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1334 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1507 | unstable DNA | 16 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #190 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #156 | wet venom duct | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #859 | wolfman mask | 4 |
| #59 | wumpus hair | 32 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |