| #166 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 40 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #139 | BGE merchandise order form | 31 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #169 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 11 |
| #649 | Crimbuck | 1,461 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #254 | Elf Guard MPC | 11 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #79 | FDKOL commendation | 8,910 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #181 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 27 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #61 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #167 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #156 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
| #159 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #155 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #149 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #7 | Red Roger's reliquary | 111 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #27 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 9 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 10 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 4 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 11 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #118 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 3 |
| #366 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 11 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 7 |
| #102 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 5 |
| #89 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 13 |
| #594 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #35 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 14 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 10 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #363 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #41 | blue tulip | 11 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #178 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #924 | box of sunshine | 275 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #568 | colorful plastic ball | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #426 | donated booze | 5 |
| #513 | donated candy | 1 |
| #453 | donated food | 3 |
| #29 | dreadful box | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #12 | extra time | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #59 | foreign box | 3 |
| #222 | fudgecule | 11,111 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #201 | gooified animal matter | 9 |
| #206 | gooified mineral matter | 7 |
| #270 | gooified vegetable matter | 3 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #373 | hideous egg | 7 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #202 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #50 | mime soul fragment | 111 |
| #117 | molten brick | 111 |
| 🥇 | moose chocolate | 6,977 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #409 | old sweatpants | 180 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #38 | red tulip | 11 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #81 | secret from the future | 2 |
| 🥇 | sheet cake | 6,977 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #6 | souvenir flag | 1 |
| #269 | stainless steel scarf | 11 |
| #290 | stainless steel shillelagh | 12 |
| #310 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
| #454 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
| #242 | stainless steel solitaire | 10 |
| #221 | stainless steel suspenders | 15 |
| #450 | strange cube | 2 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #18 | stuffed martini | 487 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #124 | time halo | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #106 | time residue | 1 |
| #40 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #164 | time's arrow | 1 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #4 | ultimate wad | 1 |
| #7 | waffle | 777 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #46 | white tulip | 11 |
| 🥇 | wormwood stick | 17 |