JD McSquinty

RankItemQuantity
#166A. W. O. L. commendation40
🥈Abuela Crimbo's special magnet1
🥇Bloodbath1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#6Bowl of Infinite Jelly11
🥈Byte1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#35CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1462CRIMBCO scrip10
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
🥉Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)1
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
🥇Covert Ops for Kids (used)1
#96Crimbo stocking1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#5Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#207Crimbuccaneer piece of 1211
#626Crimbuck1,556
#1539Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
🥈Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)1
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)1
#299Elf Guard MPC11
#87Elf Guard safety bear1
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#79FDKOL commendation8,910
#16Frosty's iceball1
🥇Ginsu™1
#182Haunted Sorority House staff guide27
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#62LOLmec statuette1
🥇Meatcleaver1
#88Mer-kin darkbook1
#172My First Art of War1
🥉Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)1
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
🥇Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)1
#122Skullhead's Screw1
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#22Spirit of Christmas21
#53Spirit of Easter7
#29Spirit of St. Patrick's Day11
#56Spirit of Thanksgiving7
#45Spirit of Veteran's Day7
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#71Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#4The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#59The Necbronomicon (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)1
#10The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)1
🥈The Spirit of Giving (used)1
#31Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette9
#603Thwaitgold bee statuette4
#470Thwaitgold butterfly statuette3
#122Thwaitgold fairyfly statue10
#72Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette4
#145Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette11
#99Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#122Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette3
#372Thwaitgold maggot statuette11
#13Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette7
#110Thwaitgold protozoa statuette5
#98Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette13
#42Thwaitgold shield bug statuette3
#634Thwaitgold slug statuette3
#47Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette14
#19Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette10
#129Time Bandit Time Towel1
#16Time Cape1
#18Time Cloak1
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
#39Time Lord Participation Mug1
🥈Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)1
#72Trainbot harness1
#76Trainbot luggage hook1
#71Trainbot radar monocle1
🥇Truthsayer1
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#4White Dragon Fang1
#223alien force field disruptor bean1
#14alien source code printout (used)1
#34automatic wine thief1
#364bag of bones3
#1426bath ball gift set1
🥇bejazzled eyepatch1
#137blank diary1
#945bone chips1
🥇book of facts (dog-eared)1
#5booze drive button1
#182borrowed time1
#845box of sunshine329
#6candy drive button1
#34clovermint1
#680colorful plastic ball1
🥉control crystal1
#362crumbling rat skull1
#441donated booze5
#526donated candy1
#466donated food3
🥈eerily silent box1
#4eldritch tincture (depleted)1
#13extra time1
#1427festive holiday hat1
#8food drive button1
#59foreign box3
#167golden twig1
🥇goo magnet1
#212gooified animal matter9
#213gooified mineral matter7
#282gooified vegetable matter3
#124heart of rock and roll1
#456intriguing puzzle box1
#203liquid shifting time weirdness1
#57lucky moai statuette1
#38lucky napkin1
🥇moose chocolate7,777
#125obnoxious riddle3
#2029obsidian dagger5
#394old sweatpants189
#864oriole-feather headdress1
#401paranormal ricotta1
#164powdered toad horn1
#613quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments1
#174radio button candy7
#80really nice lump of coal1
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#80secret from the future2
🥇sheet cake7,777
#477shimmering tendrils1
#27silver table-scraper1
#1273slow jam collection1
#72smoking talon1
#71solid shifting time weirdness1
#6souvenir flag1
#268stainless steel scarf11
#251stainless steel shillelagh13
#311stainless steel skullcap9
#456stainless steel slacks8
#208stainless steel solitaire11
#200stainless steel suspenders16
#451strange cube2
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#38stuffed dinosaur1
#97stuffed kraken1
#18stuffed martini523
#4the Crymbich Manuscript (used)1
#124time halo1
#41time helmet1
#106time residue1
#41time shuriken1
#140time sword1
#166time's arrow1
#16time-twitching toolbelt1
#11tiny plastic "Santa Claus"1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#18tiny plastic Abuela's cottage1
#21tiny plastic Armory1
#18tiny plastic Bar1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#444tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#18tiny plastic Cafe1
#37tiny plastic Cheer Core1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#8tiny plastic Colonel Brando1
#620tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#47tiny plastic Crimbo caroler1
#42tiny plastic Crimbo cheer1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#87tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#59tiny plastic Dolph Bossin1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#8tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny1
#20tiny plastic Factory1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#9tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#77tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#47tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#45tiny plastic Mirth1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#41tiny plastic Penny1
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#10tiny plastic St. Patrick1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#68tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#111tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#78tiny plastic angry vikings1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#39tiny plastic caboose1
#38tiny plastic chem lab1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#37tiny plastic coal car1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#37tiny plastic dining car1
#53tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#1017tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#38tiny plastic food lab1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#37tiny plastic locomotive1
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#73tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#46tiny plastic multi-level marketer1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#39tiny plastic nog lab1
#57tiny plastic orphan1
#40tiny plastic passenger car1
#39tiny plastic primary lab1
#58tiny plastic reindeer1
#46tiny plastic sea elf1
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4039tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#55tiny plastic wild beaver1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#172twitching time capsule1
#82twitching trigger finger1
#4ultimate wad1
#245vampire glitter1
#21warbear empathy chip (used)1
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#27white arm towel1
#439wine-soaked bone chips1

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