Museum :: RikAstley

RikAstley

Rank	Item	Quantity
#212	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	9
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#439	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#787	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#498	BGE merchandise order form	7
#575	BGE shotglass	12
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#84	BRAINS shorts	16
#111	Baja sopapilla	7
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#104	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	26
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#84	Big Punk	3
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#63	Blood 'n' Plenty	9
#225	Blood Light	19
🥇	Bloodbath	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#196	Bone's Farm "wine"	10
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#141	Boozehounds Anonymous token	6
#1646	Boss Bat britches	5
#49	Boss Drops	20
#74	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	22
#19	Brimstone Boxers	2
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#1199	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#909	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	4
#204	Crimbo Factory surprise box	13
#110	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#120	Crimbo dinner	2
#327	Crimbo salad	4
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#125	Crimbosmopolitan	3
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#412	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#48	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	10
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#42	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	12
#64	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	8
#44	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	11
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#408	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	2
#32	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	14
#35	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	13
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#2191	Crimbuck	21
#175	D roll	50
#150	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	4
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#660	FDKOL commendation	39
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#265	FDKOL hotcakes	12
#103	Fantasma en la Máquina	40
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#141	Friendliness Beverage	50
#430	Frosty's frosty mug	3
#344	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#497	Go-Wassail	33
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#72	Gummy Brains	8
#490	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	3
#759	Heimandatz's heart	2
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#227	Inner Strength	2
#82	Inner Truth	4
#170	Inner Wisdom	3
#230	Instant Karma	45
#934	Jack-in-the-box	3
#481	Jocko Homo's head	4
#471	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#62	LOLmec statuette	1
#110	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	32
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#47	Lobos Mints	16
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#146	Mer-kin cookiestove	10
#91	Mer-kin pressureglobe	2
#150	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	16
#45	Mini-Crimbot crate	3
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#51	Moonds	6
#219	Mr. Joe's bangles	7
#259	NPZR chemistry set	18
#37	Necbro wafers	45
#195	New Zealand iced tea	50
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#173	Nightstalker perfume	16
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#86	PlexiPips	3
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#20	Rümpelstiltz	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#69	Rattlin' Chains	8
#97	Rompedores de Fantasmas	44
#513	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#982	Schrödinger's thermos	2
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#225	Silver Bullet beer	11
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#147	Strix stix	12
#627	Summer Nights	2
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#37	Sweet Sword	11
#705	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	4
#777	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	2
#695	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	5
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#772	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#472	The Cooler Out of Space	2
#80	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	1
#65	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#24	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	5
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#537	The Mariachi's guitar case	3
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#41	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
#33	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
#35	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#38	The Smith's Tome	1
#102	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
#30	The Spirit of Giving	1
#67	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#1206	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
#831	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#659	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#1813	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#390	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	2
#595	Thwaitgold spider statuette	4
#894	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	10
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#160	Trainbot circuitry	2
#136	Trainbot linkages	4
#164	Trainbot optics	1
#140	Trainbot plating	3
#161	Trainbot servomotors	1
#149	Trainbot tubing	3
#419	Travels with Jerry	3
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
#116	Vial of jus de larmes	1
#600	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#119	Wolfman Nardz	14
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#860	adorable seal larva	3
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#500	alphabet gum	2
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#239	anniversary gift box	9
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#73	antimatter wad	5
#424	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	3
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#45	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#116	antique nutcracker figurine	2
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#41	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#537	antique record album	4
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#122	around the world	29
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#86	asbestos stick	3
#942	baconstone	8
#240	bananagate	29
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#317	bark rootbeer	3
#1074	batgut	2
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#491	battered Crimbo Crate	21
#293	bed of coals	3
#725	beer lens	1
#135	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#289	big rock	3
#257	bite-me-red lipstick	74
#105	black and white cracker	4
#137	blank diary	1
#324	blind-packed capsule toy	11
#217	blob of Alphredo™	1
#726	bloody clown pants	3
#157	bone aperitif	3
#943	bone chips	1
#148	bone meal	3
#5	booze drive button	1
#714	bottle of bubbles	1
#386	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#294	boulder	2
#52	bowl of fishysoisse	12
#952	box	2
#896	box of sunshine	290
#255	bread line	4
#91	bread man	5
#68	brick of sand	27
#646	briefcase	2
#132	buñuelos Jaliscos	6
#121	cabooze	7
#736	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#628	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	14
#144	can-you-dig-it?	1
#85	candied bolts	9
#177	candied nuts	6
#735	candied yams	12
#6	candy drive button	1
#55	candy harmonica	7
#470	candy kneecapping stick	5
#666	candy knuckles	4
#901	cast	3
#818	catgut	1
#289	chainsaw chain	1
#208	choco-Crimbot	4
#173	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	12
#69	chocomotive	8
#171	chrome sword hilt	1
#182	cinnamon machine oil	3
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#163	cloning kit	3
#87	club sandwich	5
#1139	cog	1
#96	cold seal sweat	32
#680	colorful plastic ball	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#318	communal gobstopper	3
🥉	control crystal	1
#457	cookie cookie	2
#270	corncob pipe	5
#118	corned-beef Reuben	30
#897	corpse on the beach	5
#736	corpsedriver	6
#1465	corpsetini	2
#360	corrupted data	35
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#271	cup of infinite pencils	5
#102	cursed scrunchie	12
#122	deactivated mini-Trainbot	1
#891	dead guy's watch	3
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#180	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#162	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	1
#329	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
#908	designer handbag	2
#971	dirty hobo gloves	2
#279	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	1
#280	disco horoscope (Aries)	1
#276	disco horoscope (Cancer)	1
#285	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	1
#272	disco horoscope (Gemini)	1
#261	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
#278	disco horoscope (Libra)	1
#276	disco horoscope (Pisces)	1
#272	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	1
#284	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	1
#274	disco horoscope (Taurus)	1
#278	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
#191	discocktail	21
#1025	disease	1
#1717	disturbing fanfic	2
#33	double-ice britches	5
#67	drum of pomade	19
#2105	duct tape	2
#270	dungeoneer's dungarees	4
#252	effluvious emerald	5
#133	eggman noodles	1
#56	eggwater	6
#97	electric Kool-Aid	1
#453	electrical thingamabob	3
#1052	elven cellocello	19
#518	enormous belt buckle	3
#156	expensive cigar	1
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#260	extra-greasy slider	9
#179	extremely skinny jeans	5
#345	fancy chocolate car	8
#2393	felt	1
#117	festive egg sac	1
#296	filth-encrusted futon	3
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#258	flamin' bindle	3
#108	flan del mar	7
#183	fleshy putty	1
#64	flour cookie	6
#70	foetid seal tear	64
#8	food drive button	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#121	foreign box	1
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#627	fossilized wing	2
#270	frayed rope belt	5
#215	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	1
#460	freezin' bindle	1
#192	freightcake	5
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#160	frozen banquet	14
#380	fudge bunny	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#1187	fudgecule	20
#219	fudgesicle	1
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#427	furry pants	1
#302	ghost protocol	1
#380	ghost trap	1
#349	ghostly body paint	10
#1010	ghuol egg	4
#107	gift-a-pult	4
#15	gilded trumpet	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#436	gingerbread robot	3
#221	glacial sapphire	3
🥈	glass eye	1
#167	glass of herbal tequila	7
#156	glob of salty molasses	2
#660	gnoll teeth	2
#176	gold tooth	1
#138	golden fleece	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#175	gooified animal matter	11
#152	gooified mineral matter	11
#171	gooified vegetable matter	11
#62	green eggnog	3
🥉	green face paint	1
#72	grip key	2
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#218	guy made of bee pollen	15
#954	hamethyst	8
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#1914	handful of confetti	18
#211	handful of crafty noodles	1
#41	hare brush	1
🥇	hare pin	1
🥇	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
#30	head-mounted Trainbot	1
#61	hemp candy necklace	7
#797	hemp string	2
#847	herbal stuffing	9
#516	hermit permit	2
#1424	herringcello	12
#491	hideous egg	3
#428	hippopotamus skin	1
#231	hot egg	1
#176	hushed puppy	3
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#1108	ice-cold fotie	3
#128	industrially-crushed ice	1
#282	jar of fermented pickle juice	7
#38	jar of squeeze	15
#569	java cookie	1
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#358	jerky coins	57
#364	jewelry-making pliers	1
#215	kumquartz	32
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#136	lab-grown meat	7
#1124	lead necklace	2
#589	leather mask	4
#30	leg-mounted Trainbots	1
#1371	length of string	4
#626	licorice garrote	4
#222	liquid SONAR	1
#170	liquid shifting time weirdness	3
#934	lollipop stick	2
#1233	loose teeth	4
#167	lost elf luggage	1
#378	lovecat tail	2
#249	lucky bottlecap	6
#39	lupine appetite hormones	1
#1423	macaroni duck	1
#613	magical pony: Pearjack	1
#651	magical pony: Shutterfly	1
#693	meat from yesterday	1
#18	mime army infiltration glove	1
#152	mime army superserum	1
#73	mime pocket probe	1
#151	mime soul fragment	25
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#50	mimeplasm	6
#86	minin' dynamite	17
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#107	misfit hobby horse	1
#97	missing wine	2
#212	mojo filter	6
#1339	motivational poster	1
#74	muffled muffuletta	5
#267	mulled cider	6
#280	mullet wig	5
#161	multi-level marzipan	4
#992	mummy costume	1
#111	nastygeist	10
#436	necklace chain	3
#171	necrotizing body spray	56
#264	nega-mushroom	2
#354	negative lump	3
#164	non-aged vinegar	9
#300	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#154	oily golden mushroom	3
#676	old leather wallet	1
#147	oldcake	3
#246	pack of pogs	77
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#314	panhandle panhandling hat	4
#303	pearidot	22
#1157	penguin focaccia bread	16
#1276	penguin skin	1
#105	peppermint-scented socks	3
#131	perl necklace	4
#76	personalizable gingerbread cookie	7
#435	petit 4.1	3
#69	petit fortran	7
#332	phish stick	3
#397	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	2
#358	piercing post	4
#118	pig-iron bracers	2
#125	pig-iron helm	2
#125	pig-iron shinguards	2
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#253	pine tar	2
#110	plaid cowboy hat	2
#178	plain candy cane	3
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#375	plastic ingot	4
#754	plastic passion fruit	1
#109	pocket ace	2
#91	poisonsettia	22
#121	poodle skirt	2
#601	pork elf goodies sack	10
#1053	porquoise	6
#490	portable photocopier	12
#107	portable table	6
#64	pottery yo-yo	1
#132	powdered candy sushi set	7
#85	powdered powdered sugar	6
#904	pr0n legs	2
#161	press-on ribs	51
#1810	pretty flower	2
#53	primitive candy cane	5
#113	projectile chemistry set	11
#1101	pumpkinhead mask	1
#81	quantum taco	450
#62	rattler rattle	34
#961	razor-sharp can lid	1
#73	red ale	7
🥉	red face paint	1
#210	red-headed corpse	1
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#115	ring setting	3
#1431	[2108]rock	1
#136	ruby on canes	4
#190	runny fermented egg	2
#319	rusty metal ring	1
#151	salty gumdrop	2
#1705	sandwich of the gods	2
🥇	seal medal	1
#16	shining star cap	1
#204	shot of mescal	4
#31	shoulder-mounted Trainbot	1
#240	shushed potatoes	2
#228	silver shotgun shell	1
#1321	skeleton bone	2
#665	skewer	3
#337	sleaze nuggets	1
#511	sleazy bindle	1
#359	sleeping stocking	8
#183	sleeve deuce	5
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#93	sorority brain	17
#135	soul doorbell	2
#148	spice melange	1
#552	spiked femur	3
🥈	spirit bell	1
#182	spirit sheet	1
#99	spiritual candy cane	3
#97	spiritual eggnog	3
#111	spiritual fruitcake	3
#304	spiritual gingerbread	1
#808	spooky bark	5
#387	spooky bindle	2
#67	spooky lasso	18
#206	spoonful of Linguine-Os	1
#1064	spring	1
#1057	sprocket	1
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#1131	squashed frog	1
#375	squirming egg sac	27
#212	stained mattress	5
#1705	stainless steel slacks	2
#194	steamy ruby	7
#230	stench powder	3
#106	sterno-flavored Hob-O	5
#1029	stick	1
#131	stinkin' bindle	5
#213	stone of eXtreme power	55
#451	strange cube	2
#70	strange helix fossil	1
#259	strawberyl	28
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#1003	stray chihuahua	2
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#1931	stringy sinew	1
#2643	stuffing	1
#263	sturdy Crimbo crate	70
#269	sucker bucket	1
#91	sucker hakama	2
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#159	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	2
#735	sweet mochi ball	6
#242	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#212	tangled mass of creepy pasta	1
#203	tasket	2
#168	tawdry amethyst	6
#1189	ten-leaf clover	1
#603	tenderizing hammer	1
#67	the Crymbich Manuscript	2
#438	throwing wrench	9
#448	tin cup of mulligan stew	2
#99	tiny goth giant	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#174	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#110	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#101	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#102	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#1239	tofurkey gravy	6
#934	tofurkey leg	9
#821	tooth	4
#301	tourmalime	23
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#89	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
#277	transparent nog	1
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#923	trilobite fossil	1
#226	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
#25	twitching space egg	1
#94	twitching time capsule	5
#679	uncooked chorizo	1
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#42	unfinished fruitcake	5
#968	untamable turtle	2
#247	unused walkie-talkie	1
#867	unusual disco ball	3
#439	urinal cake	3
#2355	valuable trinket	2
#154	vampire pearl	3
#471	voodoo snuff	2
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#96	warbear officer requisition box	8
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#113	warbear requisition box	52
#336	warbear whosit	333
#132	waterlogged cloth	5
#160	waterlogged leather	2
#105	waterlogged metal	9
#173	waterlogged stuffing	1
#137	waterlogged wood	1
#159	whisker pencil	58
#208	whiskey in a broken glass	4
#497	wind-up meatcar	16
🥇	witch's bra	1
🥈	wolf whistle	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#528	wooden block	5
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
#863	worthless knick-knack	2
#221	yak skin	4
#883	yellow gummi ingot	5
#1736	yeti fur	1

Wow, that's 4,724 items total!

what items are this player missing?