Museum :: Snott

Snott

Rank	Item	Quantity
#90	"caramel" orange	24
#59	4-dimensional fez	3
#64	5-Alarm Saucepan	6
#50	7-inch discus	1
#29	99.44% pure math	2
#651	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#22	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#719	A. W. O. L. commendation	4
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#84	Abyssal ember	1
#94	Accordion of Jordion	1
#26	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#11	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	16
#43	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	3
#27	Ancient Protector Soda	25
#59	Ancient Saucehelm	20
#186	Angelhair Culottes	6
#132	Argarggagarg's fang	10
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#49	BOOterfinger	6
#87	BRAINS shorts	15
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#34	BRICKO hat	2
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#295	Baja sopapilla	1
#226	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	5
#154	Barney's rake	1
#79	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	6
#139	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	63
#435	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	5
#34	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	71
#161	Bash-Ōs boxtop	7
#69	Belt of Howling Anger	8
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#100	Big Punk	2
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#38	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#96	Bjorn's Hammer	4
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#334	Bling of the New Wave	4
#120	Blood 'n' Plenty	2
#343	Blood Light	10
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#30	Blue Diamond of Honesty	14
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#422	Bone's Farm "wine"	3
#141	Bonerdagon necklace	62
#54	Boots of Twilight Whispers	8
#56	Boss Bat bling	52
#667	Boss Bat britches	22
#89	Boulevardier cocktail	3
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#102	Brimstone Boxers	1
#15	Brimstone Bunker	2
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#93	Bruno's blessing of Mars	2
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#103	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1762	CRIMBCO mug	2
#668	CRIMBCO scrip	205
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#1701	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#369	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
#31	Can of Spaghetto	1
#53	Carpathian longsword	33
#61	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#151	Cheer-Up soda	2
#117	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#179	Chester's bag of candy	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#184	Chester's moustache	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#25	Clara's bell	29
#246	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
#1486	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1418	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1426	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#72	Cloak of Dire Shadows	6
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#154	Codpiece of the Goblin King	39
#322	Colander of Em-er'il	7
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#446	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	5
#26	Covers-Your-Head	1
#132	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#50	Crimbo Credit	291
#417	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#159	Crimbo candle	1
#75	Crimbo crystal shards	3
#153	Crimbo dinner	1
#32	Crimbo food scraps	348
#325	Crimbo salad	4
#63	Crimbo train emergency brake	64
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#359	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#165	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#37	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	3
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#47	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	2
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#54	Crimbot battery	51
#52	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	104
#187	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	2
#161	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#138	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	3
#191	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	2
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#176	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	2
#192	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	2
#114	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	4
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#62	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	90
#120	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	4
#164	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	2
#54	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	97
#66	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	26
#163	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	2
#59	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	90
#180	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#72	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	25
#58	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	90
#62	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	27
#62	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	82
#196	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	2
#2376	Crimboween memo	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#113	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#48	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	2
#133	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1
#87	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#71	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	11
#120	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#62	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	2
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#127	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	1
#770	Crimbuck	1,065
#98	Crown of the Goblin King	178
#85	D roll	156
#194	DUFRESNE Suds	5
#17	Daisy's unclean bloomers	9
#26	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	14
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#60	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	6
#12	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#178	Disco Banjo	3
#86	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	4
#35	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#6	Dragonscale breastplate	3
#33	Drowsy Sword	272
#15	Duke Vampire's regal cloak	2
#1404	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1415	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#396	Ecto-Cooler	2
#218	El Sombrero De Lopez	10
#98	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#28	El Vibrato restraints	22
#413	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#144	Elf Army machine parts	1
#85	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#42	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	2
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#328	Elf Guard MPC	1
#29	Elf Guard clipboard	2
#106	Elf Guard eyedrops	1
#18	Elf Guard fuel tank	4
#8	Elf Guard hangover cure	5
#105	Elf Guard honor present	1
#93	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#105	Elf Guard payroll bag	1
#82	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#19	Elf Guard squirtgun	3
#47	Elf Guard strategic map	2
#39	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	3
#49	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	21
#32	Elizabeth's Dollie	5
#89	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#51	Ellsbury's journal	2
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#30	Ellsbury's skull	3
#37	Elvish underarmor	1
#258	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#21	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#240	FDKOL commendation	2,372
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#519	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#40	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	5
#137	Fantasma en la Máquina	15
#26	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	79
#82	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	15
#89	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	17
#19	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	7
#53	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	8
🥇	French slippers	1
#69	Friendliness Beverage	159
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
🥉	Frosty's nailbat	33
#76	Frosty's old silk hat	2
#9	Frosty's snowball sack	4
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#45	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	8
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#225	Galapagosian Cuisses	5
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#223	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	5
#42	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	11
#13	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	83
#32	Glenn's golden dice	4
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#992	Go-Wassail	2
#263	Goodfella contract	178
#32	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	23
#49	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	3
#82	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	2
#37	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	3
#143	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	7
#5	Great Wolf's rocket launcher	1
#153	Greaves of the Murk Lord	2
#56	Green Clover of Justice	24
#45	Grimacite Bock	1
#5	HOA citation pad	1
🥇	Hat O' Nine Tails	1
#340	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	9
#70	Heimandatz's heart	15
#67	Helm of the Scream Emperor	7
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#87	Hodgman's almanac	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#23	Hodgman's harmonica	2
#48	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#64	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#21	Hodgman's varcolac paw	2
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#84	How to Play Othello	6
#32	Hunger™ Sauce	4
#124	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	8
#21	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#302	Inner Strength	1
#83	Inner Truth	4
#49	Inner Wisdom	5
#82	Interview With You (a Vampire)	2
#88	Iron Beta of Industry	112
#106	Jamaican coffee	1
#375	Jocko Homo's head	5
#19	Jokester makeup	26
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#10	Knob Goblin tongs	2,286
#80	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	17
🥇	KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet	1
🥉	KoL Con IV Pole	1
#198	Krakrox's Loincloth	5
#17	Kudzu salad	2
#459	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	3
#105	LOV Entrance Pass	2
🥇	LWA ring	1
#141	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	13
#217	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	6
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#48	Lavalos's shell	2
#227	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#217	Lederhosen of the Night	6
#62	Liam's mail	17
#63	Lil' Snowball Factory	2
#141	Lobos Mints	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#32	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	12
#69	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	219
#137	Mace of the Tortoise	4
#307	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	29
#14	Mansquito Serum	1
#131	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#86	Marquis de Poivre soda	343
#8	Martialest Arts trophy	44
🥇	Marvelous Unitard	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#178	Mer-kin cookiestove	2
#212	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	9
#26	Mini-Crimbot crate	4
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#19	Miss Graves' vermouth	1
#26	Misty Cape	87
#19	Misty Cloak	86
#17	Misty Robe	101
#2247	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#615	Mob Penguin protection contract	1
#65	Moonds	4
#28	Mr. Burnsger	2
#70	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	2
#67	Mr. Screege's spectacles	22
#36	Ms. Accessory	1
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#75	My First Art of War	10
#192	NPZR chemistry set	26
#78	New Zealand iced tea	170
#124	Newman's Own Trousers	8
#21	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	145
#396	Nightstalker perfume	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#40	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	2
#32	Ol' Scratch's manacles	2
#197	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#26	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#8	Oopsie IPA	1
#347	Orange Star of Sacrifice	6
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#9	Oscus's dumpster waders	5
#26	Oscus's flypaper pants	2
#108	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#54	Oscus's pelt	2
#116	Othello's dagger	1
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#98	Othello's military jacket	1
#68	Pasta Spoon of Peril	4
#40	Pecos Dave's sixgun	4
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
🥈	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#46	Pocket Square of Loathing	4
#474	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#100	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	2
#130	Rattlin' Chains	1
#41	Red Balloon of Valor	5
#129	Red Pill	3
#32	Red Roger's red right foot	1
#42	Red Roger's red right hand	1
#25	Red Roger's reliquary	38
#369	Rock and Roll Legend	3
#75	Roman sadnals	5
#128	Rompedores de Fantasmas	18
#6	STYX deodorant body spray	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#240	Safari Jack's moustache	6
#14	Sasq™ watch	1
#235	Scalp of Gorgolok	10
#522	Schrödinger's thermos	20
#126	Science Notebook	1
#42	Shield of Icy Fate	10
#309	Silver Bullet beer	7
🥇	Silver HP-35 Calculator	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#78	Sogg-Os	6
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
🥇	Spelunker's fedora	1
#64	Spookyraven signet	30
#1450	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#13	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#25	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#50	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#98	Star Spawn	1
#61	Stephen's lab coat	3
#58	Stephen's secret formula	4
#65	Strix stix	61
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
🥇	Superhero Reboots	1
#100	Sweet Sword	2
#35	Sword of Dark Omens	13
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#124	TI-9000 calculator	13
#67	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	294
#59	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	354
#64	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	293
#7	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	2
#131	The Art of Slapfighting	9
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#7	The Author's ink	1
#402	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	3
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#39	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#524	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#66	The Emperor's new hat	1
#64	The Emperor's new pants	1
#81	The Emperor's new shirt	1
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#22	The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	1
#44	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	1
#17	The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	1
#33	The Jokester's gun	3
#24	The Jokester's pants	7
#36	The Jokester's wig	2
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
#5	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	2
#12	The Landscaper's leafblower	6
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#17	The Lot's engagement ring	17
#17	The Mad Liquor	1
#182	The Mariachi's guitar case	9
#32	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#301	The Necbronomicon	1
#7	The Necbronomicon (used)	2
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#16	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	5
#9	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
#12	The Plumber's mushroom stew	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#11	Three Mile Island shorts	1
#35	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	38
#209	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	3
#23	Thwaitgold ant statuette	14
#220	Thwaitgold bee statuette	8
#396	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#189	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	5
#1013	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#337	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#209	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#335	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	13
#144	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#646	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	7
#1041	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#87	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#306	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#100	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	18
#48	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	6
#605	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#326	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#104	Thwaitgold nit statuette	2
#42	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	19
#254	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	3
#152	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	2
#262	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	6
#638	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	6
#209	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	6
#312	Thwaitgold spider statuette	10
#885	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	10
#1241	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#14	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	10
#748	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#127	Tiki lighter	3
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#26	Time Bandit Time Towel	2
#16	Time Cape	1
#18	Time Cloak	1
#1296	Time Juice	1
#37	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#114	Trainbot autoassembly module	1
#174	Trainbot circuitry	1
#73	Trainbot harness	1
#165	Trainbot linkages	1
#26	Trainbot luggage hook	4
#163	Trainbot optics	1
#168	Trainbot plating	1
#15	Trainbot radar monocle	7
#159	Trainbot servomotors	1
#171	Trainbot tubing	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
🥇	Truthsayer	1
#114	Twelve Night Energy	2
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#330	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	38
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#153	Uncle Romulus	9
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#11	Underworld flail	1
#13	Underworld truncheon	1
#89	Unfortunato's foolscap	6
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#10	Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	1
#30	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#75	Uranium Omega of Temperance	3
#266	Volartta's bellbottoms	5
#203	Wand of Oscus	1
#17	Warms-Your-Tush	1
#58	Wet Russian	6
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#776	Workytime Tea	1
#12	Xiblaxian stealth vest	1
#249	Yakisoba's hat	6
#99	Yellow Moon of Compassion	22
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#19	Young Man's Cargo Load	1
#127	Z-Bone steak	14
#148	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	8
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#50	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#188	Zombo's shield	1
#25	Zombo's shoulder blade	2
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#192	Zombo's skullcap	1
#520	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3
#5	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	2
#260	adorable seal larva	9
#15	aerogel anvil	1
#20	alien drugs	139
#152	alien force field disruptor bean	3
#59	alien protein powder	4
#16	alien source code printout	28
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#470	ammonite fossil	9
#48	ancient Elf dessert spoon	1
#1007	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
#5	anger blaster	4
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#121	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	12
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#140	antique bottle opener	7
#251	antique painting of a landscape	3
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#141	antique record album	20
#382	antique souvenir drawing	2
#101	around the world	39
#431	asbestos apron	1
#769	aspirin	1
#20	asteroid belt	4
#387	astronaut pants	22
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
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#382	warbear requisition box	1
#27	warbear robo-camouflage unit	29
#21	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	31
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#89	warbear soda machine assembler	6
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#51	warbear trouser fragment	105
#273	warbear wardance potion	1
#134	warbear warrior bread	1
#12	warbear warscarf	1
#650	warbear whosit	1
#247	warehouse key	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#471	water wings	1
#79	water-polo cap	4
#181	waterlogged cloth	1
#177	waterlogged leather	1
#174	waterlogged metal	1
#173	waterlogged stuffing	1
#135	waterlogged wood	1
#18	wax face	1
#8	wax hat	2
#46	wet tack	1
#17	wet venom duct	39
#25	whale cerebrospinal fluid	28
#58	whalecake	1
#38	whalegun	1
#112	whalesteak	1
#444	wheel	9
#183	whisker pencil	50
#28	whiskey in a broken glass	96
#95	white Crimbo ball	50
#28	white arm towel	1
#187	white money bag	1
#81	white tulip	4
#108	white-label gin	2
#10	wicker clicker	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#297	wind-up meatcar	40
#439	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#93	wings of fire	1
#658	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	25
#79	witch hat	9
#52	wolfman mask	141
#1220	wooden block	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#131	woven baling wire bracelets	7
#1041	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#26	wrench bracelet	92
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#177	yak anorak	1
#172	yellow drunki-bear	2
#309	yellow gummi ingot	107
#46	yellow matter custard	3
#32	yellow snowcone	662
#38	yellow traffic cone	1
#135	yo	62
#1656	yo-yo	5
#72	your own black heart	9
#164	yule gruel	2
#102	yule pup	1
#1451	zombie pineal gland	2

what items are this player missing?