| #93 | "caramel" orange | 24 |
| #61 | 4-dimensional fez | 3 |
| #66 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 6 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #30 | 99.44% pure math | 2 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #719 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 4 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #86 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #97 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #25 | Alice's Army booster box | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #11 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 16 |
| #44 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 3 |
| #30 | Ancient Protector Soda | 25 |
| #60 | Ancient Saucehelm | 20 |
| #185 | Angelhair Culottes | 6 |
| #134 | Argarggagarg's fang | 10 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #50 | BOOterfinger | 6 |
| #87 | BRAINS shorts | 15 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #35 | BRICKO hat | 2 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #294 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #228 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 5 |
| #155 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #80 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 6 |
| #140 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 63 |
| #435 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 5 |
| #35 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 71 |
| #161 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 7 |
| #69 | Belt of Howling Anger | 8 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #100 | Big Punk | 2 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #97 | Bjorn's Hammer | 4 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #335 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| #121 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 2 |
| #344 | Blood Light | 10 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #30 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 14 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #424 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 3 |
| #141 | Bonerdagon necklace | 62 |
| #53 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 8 |
| #57 | Boss Bat bling | 52 |
| #669 | Boss Bat britches | 22 |
| #91 | Boulevardier cocktail | 3 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #15 | Brimstone Bunker | 2 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #96 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 2 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #108 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #668 | CRIMBCO scrip | 205 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #32 | Can of Spaghetto | 1 |
| #51 | Carpathian longsword | 33 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #152 | Cheer-Up soda | 2 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #26 | Clara's bell | 29 |
| #247 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #71 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 6 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #154 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 39 |
| #326 | Colander of Em-er'il | 7 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #448 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #27 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #50 | Crimbo Credit | 291 |
| #424 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #160 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbo crystal shards | 3 |
| #157 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #32 | Crimbo food scraps | 348 |
| #326 | Crimbo salad | 4 |
| #66 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 64 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #360 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #168 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #37 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 3 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #54 | Crimbot battery | 51 |
| #52 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 104 |
| #187 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 2 |
| #162 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 2 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 3 |
| #191 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 2 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 2 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 2 |
| #114 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 4 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #62 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 90 |
| #120 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 4 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 2 |
| #54 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 97 |
| #66 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 26 |
| #163 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 2 |
| #59 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 90 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 2 |
| #72 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 25 |
| #58 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 90 |
| #62 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 27 |
| #62 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 82 |
| #196 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 2 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #49 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 2 |
| #137 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #89 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #78 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 11 |
| #123 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #61 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 2 |
| #34 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #131 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #770 | Crimbuck | 1,065 |
| #100 | Crown of the Goblin King | 178 |
| #86 | D roll | 156 |
| #194 | DUFRESNE Suds | 5 |
| #18 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 9 |
| #26 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 14 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #64 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 6 |
| #12 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #180 | Disco Banjo | 3 |
| #86 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 4 |
| #41 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #6 | Dragonscale breastplate | 3 |
| #34 | Drowsy Sword | 272 |
| #15 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 2 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #581 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #399 | Ecto-Cooler | 2 |
| #220 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 10 |
| #100 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #29 | El Vibrato restraints | 22 |
| #415 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #158 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #88 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #45 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 2 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #359 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #28 | Elf Guard clipboard | 2 |
| #114 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #16 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 4 |
| #8 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 5 |
| #107 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #98 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #18 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 3 |
| #48 | Elf Guard strategic map | 2 |
| #36 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 3 |
| #55 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 21 |
| #32 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 5 |
| #91 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #51 | Ellsbury's journal | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #30 | Ellsbury's skull | 3 |
| #38 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #259 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #22 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #240 | FDKOL commendation | 2,372 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #520 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #40 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 5 |
| #137 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 15 |
| #27 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 79 |
| #81 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 15 |
| #88 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 17 |
| #21 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 7 |
| #57 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 8 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #70 | Friendliness Beverage | 159 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| 🥉 | Frosty's nailbat | 33 |
| #77 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #9 | Frosty's snowball sack | 4 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #45 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 8 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #226 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 5 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #224 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #43 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 11 |
| #14 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 83 |
| #32 | Glenn's golden dice | 4 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #994 | Go-Wassail | 2 |
| #262 | Goodfella contract | 178 |
| #33 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 23 |
| #52 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 3 |
| #94 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 2 |
| #40 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 3 |
| #144 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 7 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #154 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 2 |
| #56 | Green Clover of Justice | 24 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hat O' Nine Tails | 1 |
| #342 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 9 |
| #70 | Heimandatz's heart | 15 |
| #67 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 7 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's harmonica | 2 |
| #48 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 2 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #21 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 2 |
| #110 | Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #86 | How to Play Othello | 6 |
| #33 | Hungerâ„¢ Sauce | 4 |
| #124 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 8 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #302 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #82 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #48 | Inner Wisdom | 5 |
| #83 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 2 |
| #89 | Iron Beta of Industry | 112 |
| #110 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #375 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #19 | Jokester makeup | 26 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #10 | Knob Goblin tongs | 2,286 |
| #83 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 17 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #200 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 5 |
| #18 | Kudzu salad | 2 |
| #461 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 3 |
| #104 | LOV Entrance Pass | 2 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #141 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 13 |
| #216 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 6 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #48 | Lavalos's shell | 2 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #216 | Lederhosen of the Night | 6 |
| #59 | Liam's mail | 17 |
| #64 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 2 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #33 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 12 |
| #71 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 219 |
| #138 | Mace of the Tortoise | 4 |
| #307 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 29 |
| #14 | Mansquito Serum | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #91 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 343 |
| #8 | Martialest Arts trophy | 44 |
| 🥇 | Marvelous Unitard | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 5 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #180 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 2 |
| #212 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 9 |
| #26 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 4 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #19 | Miss Graves' vermouth | 1 |
| #29 | Misty Cape | 87 |
| #23 | Misty Cloak | 86 |
| #21 | Misty Robe | 101 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #65 | Moonds | 4 |
| #29 | Mr. Burnsger | 2 |
| #69 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 2 |
| #64 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 22 |
| #35 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #77 | My First Art of War | 10 |
| #192 | NPZR chemistry set | 26 |
| #80 | New Zealand iced tea | 170 |
| #125 | Newman's Own Trousers | 8 |
| #21 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 145 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #32 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 2 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 2 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #352 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 6 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #9 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 5 |
| #26 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 2 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #53 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #117 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #68 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 4 |
| #40 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 4 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #47 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 4 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #101 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #41 | Red Balloon of Valor | 5 |
| #128 | Red Pill | 3 |
| #33 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #44 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #26 | Red Roger's reliquary | 38 |
| #371 | Rock and Roll Legend | 3 |
| #76 | Roman sadnals | 5 |
| #128 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 18 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #241 | Safari Jack's moustache | 6 |
| #14 | Sasqâ„¢ watch | 1 |
| #237 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 10 |
| #523 | Schrödinger's thermos | 20 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #42 | Shield of Icy Fate | 10 |
| #311 | Silver Bullet beer | 7 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #78 | Sogg-Os | 6 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| #62 | Spookyraven signet | 30 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #100 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #60 | Stephen's lab coat | 3 |
| #59 | Stephen's secret formula | 4 |
| #68 | Strix stix | 61 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| #101 | Sweet Sword | 2 |
| #35 | Sword of Dark Omens | 13 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #124 | TI-9000 calculator | 13 |
| #67 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 294 |
| #59 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 354 |
| #64 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 293 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| #131 | The Art of Slapfighting | 9 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Author's ink | 1 |
| #402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #83 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #22 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 1 |
| #45 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #17 | The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object | 1 |
| #33 | The Jokester's gun | 3 |
| #24 | The Jokester's pants | 7 |
| #38 | The Jokester's wig | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| #12 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 6 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #17 | The Lot's engagement ring | 17 |
| #23 | The Mad Liquor | 1 |
| #183 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 9 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #7 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 2 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #15 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 5 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #13 | The Plumber's mushroom stew | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #39 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 38 |
| #211 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 14 |
| #220 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 8 |
| #408 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #190 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #350 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #213 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #335 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 13 |
| #151 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #647 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #102 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 18 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #618 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 19 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #272 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 6 |
| #646 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 6 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #314 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 10 |
| #888 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #1264 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #14 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 10 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #127 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #1294 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #116 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #26 | Trainbot luggage hook | 4 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #15 | Trainbot radar monocle | 7 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #120 | Twelve Night Energy | 2 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #328 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 38 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #153 | Uncle Romulus | 9 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #86 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 6 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #75 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 3 |
| #267 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 5 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #18 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #59 | Wet Russian | 6 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #251 | Yakisoba's hat | 6 |
| #99 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 22 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #19 | Young Man's Cargo Load | 1 |
| #128 | Z-Bone steak | 14 |
| #151 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 8 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #25 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #519 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #5 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 2 |
| #265 | adorable seal larva | 9 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #22 | alien drugs | 139 |
| #153 | alien force field disruptor bean | 3 |
| #59 | alien protein powder | 4 |
| #16 | alien source code printout | 28 |
| #15 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #470 | ammonite fossil | 9 |
| #50 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #6 | anger blaster | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #122 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 12 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #141 | antique bottle opener | 7 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #141 | antique record album | 20 |
| #384 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #100 | around the world | 39 |
| #432 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #20 | asteroid belt | 4 |
| #387 | astronaut pants | 22 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #44 | baby rigging snake | 2 |
| #57 | bacon bath ball | 14 |
| #130 | baconstone pendant | 3 |
| #26 | bacteria bisque | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #39 | bad-ass club | 6 |
| #120 | badass belt | 213 |
| #222 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #296 | bag of bones | 6 |
| #49 | bag of unfinished business | 1 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #109 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #76 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #696 | bananagate | 5 |
| #35 | bananarama bangle | 3 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #29 | banjo kazoo mount | 10 |
| #57 | bar whip | 2 |
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| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #318 | bark rootbeer | 3 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #663 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #25 | batskin belt | 56 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #47 | bauxite beret | 8 |
| #28 | bauxite bow-tie | 14 |
| #28 | bauxite boxers | 13 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #65 | beaver punch (peach) | 2 |
| #254 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #5 | beertini | 10,041 |
| #448 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #135 | beholed bedsheet | 6 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #459 | belemnite fossil | 9 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #5 | belt of Ogrekind | 3 |
| #86 | berries of suffering | 6 |
| #29 | big glob of skin | 8 |
| #583 | bindlestocking | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #40 | birdbone corset | 9 |
| #460 | bit of clingfilm | 9 |
| #302 | bite-me-red lipstick | 56 |
| #97 | black Crimbo ball | 50 |
| #242 | black and white cracker | 2 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #98 | black spot | 8 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #142 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #43 | blammer | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #23 | blob of Alphredoâ„¢ | 14 |
| #628 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 12 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #52 | blue grass | 37 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #56 | blue plastic baby | 6 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #56 | blue tulip | 10 |
| #367 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #293 | bone chips | 53 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #553 | bottle of Blank-Out | 10 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #14 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 3 |
| #297 | bottle of bubbles | 36 |
| #62 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 2 |
| #408 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #75 | bottle of goofballs | 244 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #9 | bottled day | 11 |
| #12 | boulder | 1,002 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #94 | bowl of Jeal-O | 64 |
| #163 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #44 | bowl of topioca | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #123 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #46 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #206 | box of sunshine | 2,030 |
| #39 | boxed gumball machine | 4 |
| #37 | brain preservation fluid | 7 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #173 | bread line | 5 |
| #59 | bread man | 6 |
| #51 | bread pie | 50 |
| #502 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #117 | brilliant oyster egg | 4 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #19 | bronze handcuffs | 4 |
| #62 | brown paper bag mask | 22 |
| #60 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #62 | brown pixel | 31 |
| #448 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #290 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #297 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #15 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #20 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #13 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #29 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #706 | buckyball | 6 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #437 | bunch of bananas | 9 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #743 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #63 | cabooze | 9 |
| #319 | can of Binarrrca | 32 |
| #2153 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #101 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #23 | can-you-dig-it? | 8 |
| #175 | candied bolts | 6 |
| #50 | candied lime | 3 |
| #57 | candied nuts | 14 |
| #132 | candy cigarette | 16 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1030 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1327 | candy stake | 5 |
| #44 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #9 | cannonbomb | 65 |
| #616 | canteen of wine | 41 |
| #14 | card sleeve | 1 |
| #222 | cardboard katana | 2 |
| #234 | cement sandals | 4 |
| #42 | centurion helmet | 2 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #228 | chakra sludge | 2 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #150 | cheap elven gloves | 25 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #53 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #33 | choco-Crimbot | 154 |
| #32 | chocolate bath ball | 21 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #227 | chocomotive | 4 |
| #5 | chorizo brownies | 3,994 |
| #165 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #621 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 15 |
| #28 | ciliophora chowder | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #263 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #51 | clear Russian | 51 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #30 | cloning kit | 86 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #31 | cold seal sweat | 45 |
| #47 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 37 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #318 | communal gobstopper | 3 |
| #56 | compounded experience | 6 |
| #194 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #58 | cookie cookie | 7 |
| #44 | corned beet | 7 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #177 | corrupted data | 123 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #218 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #29 | cream of chloroplasts | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #51 | crowbar | 9 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #84 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 3 |
| #94 | crystal Crimbo platter | 2 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #688 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #163 | cursed scrunchie | 8 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #315 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #92 | deck of tropical cards | 4 |
| #1520 | delicious salad | 4 |
| #66 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 7 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #42 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #47 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #177 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 4 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #172 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 6 |
| #154 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 7 |
| #101 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 13 |
| #180 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 5 |
| #191 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 4 |
| #164 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 6 |
| #172 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 6 |
| #197 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 4 |
| #201 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 4 |
| #135 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 9 |
| #181 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 5 |
| #212 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 3 |
| #117 | discocktail | 57 |
| #19 | disintegrating sheet music | 1,337 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #50 | dog ointment | 5 |
| #772 | doll house | 5 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #88 | double-ice cap | 4 |
| #5 | doubt cannon | 4 |
| #25 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #27 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 488 |
| #131 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #57 | droll monocle | 23 |
| #414 | drop of water-37 | 3 |
| #29 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #196 | drum of pomade | 7 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #76 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #37 | dumb mud | 10 |
| #100 | duonoculars | 2 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #93 | ear poison | 45 |
| #52 | easter egg balloon | 168 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #228 | eggwater | 2 |
| #90 | eldritch alignment spray | 5 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch mushroom | 3 |
| #73 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #26 | electric pants | 19 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #347 | elven limbos gingerbread | 38 |
| #442 | elven cellocello | 32 |
| #689 | elven moonshine | 13 |
| #150 | elven socks | 25 |
| #551 | elven suicide capsule | 29 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #340 | empty blowgun | 6 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #12 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 2,840 |
| #146 | ert grey goo ring | 3 |
| #14 | essential cameraderie | 13 |
| #10 | essential soy | 15 |
| #42 | essential tofu | 5 |
| #18 | eternal car battery | 14 |
| #553 | evil teddy bear | 24 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #11 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 3 |
| #118 | extra-see-thru nightie | 5 |
| #242 | extremely skinny jeans | 3 |
| #20 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #8 | fake fake vomit | 2,897 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #111 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 32 |
| #122 | fancy canapés | 4 |
| #11 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| #635 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #489 | fancy dress ball | 26 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #10 | fat bottom quark | 938 |
| #5 | fear condenser | 4 |
| #11 | feathered headdress | 1 |
| #116 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #187 | festive holiday hat | 21 |
| #264 | festive sausage | 9 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #301 | fiery wing | 7 |
| #61 | filet of The Fish | 3 |
| #33 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 2 |
| #135 | fire | 44 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #188 | fishelada | 1 |
| #207 | fistful of ashes | 20 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #293 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #173 | flask flops | 1 |
| #94 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #247 | flask of mining oil | 2 |
| #95 | flask of tainted mining oil | 119 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #78 | fleshy lump | 11 |
| #129 | fleshy putty | 7 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #17 | floral-print skirt | 10 |
| #30 | flour cookie | 11 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #19 | flyest of shirts | 5 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #11 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #49 | foetid seal tear | 70 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #732 | forbidden sausage | 2 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #227 | fossilized demon skull | 2 |
| #396 | fossilized limb | 19 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #205 | fossilized spider skull | 2 |
| #256 | fossilized spike | 17 |
| #358 | fossilized spine | 4 |
| #477 | fossilized torso | 7 |
| #364 | fossilized wing | 8 |
| #197 | fossilized wyrm skull | 4 |
| #37 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 11 |
| #227 | freightcake | 4 |
| #128 | friendly cheez blob | 14 |
| #43 | frigid derringer | 68 |
| #255 | frigid fudgepuck | 14 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #46 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 3 |
| #110 | fudge bunny | 5 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #566 | fudge lily | 5 |
| #145 | fudge spork | 2 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #28 | future drug: Coolscaline | 76 |
| #27 | future drug: Muscularactum | 81 |
| #33 | future drug: Smartinex | 77 |
| #17 | fuzzy busby | 105 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #20 | fuzzy earmuffs | 95 |
| #26 | fuzzy montera | 80 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #202 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #20 | gelatinous meat mass | 2 |
| #46 | genie's pants | 4 |
| #40 | genie's scimitar | 6 |
| #30 | genie's turbane | 10 |
| #101 | ghost beer | 7 |
| #47 | ghost of a necklace | 122 |
| #144 | ghost protocol | 5 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #275 | ghostly body paint | 17 |
| #35 | ghostly dagger | 5 |
| #95 | giant clay ashtray | 3 |
| #42 | giant discarded bottlecap | 84 |
| #76 | giant discarded plastic fork | 91 |
| #48 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 73 |
| #96 | giant glass of brandy | 5 |
| #86 | giant green gummi bear | 3 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #233 | giant pinky ring | 65 |
| #32 | giant red gummi bear | 24 |
| #164 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #71 | giant spider leg | 3 |
| #29 | giant yellow gummi bear | 26 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #17 | gilded BRICKO brick | 3 |
| #32 | gingerbread gavel | 3 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #32 | gingerbread mask | 1 |
| #2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #72 | gingerbread pirate | 2 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #20 | gingerservo | 1 |
| #209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #30 | gladiator tunica | 28 |
| #201 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #29 | glass of herbal tequila | 88 |
| #137 | glistening oyster egg | 4 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #46 | goblin water | 15 |
| #46 | gold tooth | 14 |
| #35 | gold wedding ring | 252 |
| #38 | golden fleece | 13 |
| #423 | golden ring | 55 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #216 | gooified animal matter | 8 |
| #123 | gooified mineral matter | 16 |
| #160 | gooified vegetable matter | 12 |
| #61 | government | 2 |
| #23 | government cheese | 188 |
| #36 | government requisition form | 102 |
| #19 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 35 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #35 | grass clippings | 40 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #325 | gray bow tie | 21 |
| #196 | green and red bean | 1 |
| #127 | green drunki-bear | 4 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #293 | green gummi ingot | 116 |
| #19 | green marshmallow | 20 |
| #30 | green pill | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #38 | grilled cheese sandwich | 2 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #90 | grip key | 1 |
| #96 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #180 | guard turtle collar | 4 |
| #113 | guard turtle shell | 25 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #139 | gummi canary | 2 |
| #202 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #513 | gyroscope | 5 |
| #151 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #131 | hamlet sandwich | 51 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #93 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 2 |
| #55 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 4 |
| #135 | handful of confetti | 206 |
| #25 | handful of crafty noodles | 15 |
| #208 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #105 | handmade hobby horse | 2 |
| #6 | hangman's hood | 1 |
| #67 | hardened slime belt | 2 |
| #54 | hardened slime hat | 3 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #60 | haunted bindle | 21 |
| #112 | hawk | 5 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #258 | heart of the volcano | 28 |
| #157 | heavy crown | 2 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #199 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 4 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #62 | hemp candy necklace | 7 |
| #29 | hep waders | 11 |
| #442 | herringcello | 31 |
| #373 | hideous egg | 7 |
| #51 | high-energy mining laser | 32 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #238 | holiday cheese log | 8 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #50 | honey-drenched ham slice | 131 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #32 | hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows | 2 |
| #87 | hot daub | 8 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #21 | hot plate | 180 |
| #120 | hot stuffing | 2 |
| #154 | hot watered rum | 2 |
| #98 | hot wine | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #71 | huge Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #252 | hushed puppy | 2 |
| #26 | iShield | 1 |
| #301 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 585 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #594 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #48 | imp unity ring | 114 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #143 | impure gasoline | 8 |
| #77 | incense bath ball | 12 |
| #553 | incredibly creepy marionette | 5 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #156 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #92 | intriguing puzzle box | 4 |
| #101 | invisible bag | 8 |
| #89 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2794 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #831 | jar of swamp gas | 14 |
| #64 | java cookie | 8 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #43 | jive turkey leg | 66 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #949 | killing feather | 43 |
| #820 | kite | 9 |
| #77 | kiwi beak | 16 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #552 | knuckle sandwich | 39 |
| #820 | kumquartz | 2 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #36 | lab-grown meat | 63 |
| #462 | laser-broiled pear | 19 |
| #21 | law-abiding citizen cane | 26 |
| #98 | lawn dart | 5 |
| #53 | lawnmower blade | 5 |
| #158 | leaf of grass | 2 |
| #91 | left half of a heart necklace | 5 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #26 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 1 |
| #17 | legitimate business on the beach | 279 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #118 | letterman's jacket | 2 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #247 | licorice root | 27 |
| #17 | licorice whip | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #133 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #177 | liquid SONAR | 2 |
| #44 | liquid ice | 16 |
| #12 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 103 |
| #48 | little deuce cape | 2 |
| #83 | live lobster | 15 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #13 | loaf of alien bread | 24 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #253 | lollipop stick | 284 |
| #166 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #47 | love | 2 |
| #237 | lovecat tail | 4 |
| #89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #724 | lucky rabbit's foot | 9 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #465 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #35 | machetito | 5 |
| #660 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 4 |
| #88 | madius | 4 |
| #11 | mafia aria | 1,337 |
| #115 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 36 |
| #62 | magical pony: Pearjack | 56 |
| #89 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 42 |
| #94 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 47 |
| #86 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 47 |
| #95 | magical pony: Uniquity | 42 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #78 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #77 | mana-coated yams | 1 |
| #73 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #72 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #9 | marble mignonette bowl | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #8 | marshmallow bomb | 207 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #44 | meteorb | 1 |
| #34 | meteorthopedic shoes | 16 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #149 | mime army rations | 2 |
| #89 | mime army superserum | 2 |
| #141 | mime army wine | 2 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #209 | mime soul fragment | 15 |
| #6 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #70 | minin' dynamite | 27 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #214 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #131 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #453 | molten brick | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #1157 | monomolecular yo-yo | 14 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #88 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #49 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 156 |
| #909 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #80 | muculent machete | 2 |
| #327 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #490 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #69 | mummy costume | 102 |
| #107 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #47 | mutant arm | 2 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #62 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 5 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #457 | nanite-infested candy cane | 31 |
| #845 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #27 | nastygeist | 107 |
| #182 | necrotizing body spray | 52 |
| #265 | nega-mushroom | 2 |
| #40 | nega-mushroom wine | 2 |
| #358 | negative lump | 2 |
| #41 | neoprene skullcap | 10 |
| #168 | neutron lollipop | 2 |
| #121 | night-vision goggles | 10 |
| #68 | non-aged vinegar | 62 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #24 | nozzle of the Phoenix | 1 |
| #489 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #355 | obsidian dagger | 46 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #113 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #82 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #172 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #188 | old school flying disc | 2 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #220 | old sweatpants | 332 |
| #83 | oldcake | 4 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #8 | opera mask | 1,337 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #10 | ornamental sextant | 2 |
| #74 | outlaw bandana | 7 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #48 | overloaded micro-reactor | 144 |
| #613 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #506 | oyster basket | 8 |
| #927 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #131 | pail | 95 |
| #265 | pair of bolt cutters | 9 |
| #22 | pair of government shades | 37 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #172 | passable elf mask | 16 |
| #344 | patent leather shoes | 20 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #702 | pearidot | 4 |
| #241 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #76 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #169 | penguin focaccia bread | 48 |
| #324 | penguin thesaurus | 22 |
| #12 | peppermint bomb | 47 |
| #161 | peppermint eel sauce | 5 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #114 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #67 | peppermint tailings | 499 |
| #24 | peppermint-scented socks | 20 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #458 | pet rock | 17 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #57 | petit fortran | 8 |
| #37 | petrified wood | 300 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #126 | pickled bread | 2 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #61 | pig-iron helm | 3 |
| #64 | pig-iron shinguards | 3 |
| #222 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #193 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #35 | pink pinkslip slip | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #44 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #42 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #26 | pirate encryption key charlie | 3 |
| #46 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #44 | pitted sheet metal | 153 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #151 | pixel cross | 4 |
| #26 | pixel energy tank | 1 |
| #12 | pixel grappling hook | 2 |
| #115 | pixel holy water | 6 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #15 | pixel orb | 6 |
| #21 | pixel pill | 1 |
| #61 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #135 | pixellated moneybag | 6 |
| #68 | plaid cowboy hat | 5 |
| #132 | plain candy cane | 4 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #37 | plastic cup of beer | 63 |
| #63 | plastic cup of flat beer | 1 |
| #322 | plastic ingot | 6 |
| #149 | plastic passion fruit | 13 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #91 | plexiglass pith helmet | 3 |
| #413 | pocketwatch on a chain | 7 |
| #66 | pog #01 (spider) | 15 |
| #78 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 13 |
| #65 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 17 |
| #65 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 16 |
| #74 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 14 |
| #59 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 18 |
| #63 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 16 |
| #67 | pog #08 (hellion) | 14 |
| #66 | pog #09 (pirate) | 15 |
| #87 | pog #10 (hobo) | 13 |
| #49 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 18 |
| #10 | pogo stick | 1 |
| #38 | pointy red hat | 11 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #13 | poisonous caviar | 78 |
| #35 | poisonsettia | 57 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #95 | poodle skirt | 3 |
| #10 | porcelain pepper mill | 2 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #1074 | portable corkscrew | 4 |
| #846 | portable photocopier | 3 |
| #76 | portable table | 16 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #193 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #91 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #618 | prehistoric spear | 6 |
| #212 | press-on ribs | 39 |
| #24 | pressurized potion of possessiveness | 1 |
| #300 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #62 | projectile chemistry set | 29 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #90 | psychic's amulet | 11 |
| #71 | psychic's circlet | 26 |
| #78 | psychic's crystal ball | 15 |
| #88 | psychic's pslacks | 11 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #26 | pteruges | 3 |
| 🥈 | pumpkinhead mask | 3,012 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #62 | quantum of familiar | 6 |
| #206 | quantum taco | 134 |
| #134 | questionable taco | 4 |
| #57 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 7 |
| #40 | radiation-resistant helmet | 40 |
| #57 | radiator heater shield | 7 |
| #226 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #14 | raisin | 242 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #76 | rattler rattle | 23 |
| #145 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 68 |
| #973 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #109 | red ale | 6 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #162 | red drunki-bear | 2 |
| #295 | red gummi ingot | 115 |
| #131 | red money bag | 5 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #55 | red tulip | 9 |
| #6 | regret hose | 4 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #42 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #16 | respected companion biscuit | 30 |
| #21 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 43 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #47 | ridiculous cocktail | 31 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #42 | ridiculous sandwich | 33 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #207 | right half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #90 | rocket fuel | 4 |
| #143 | rockfish stomach | 2 |
| #1354 | rogue swarmer | 43 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #216 | rose | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #80 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #136 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #96 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 2 |
| #37 | rusty chain necklace | 76 |
| #112 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #174 | salt plum | 1 |
| #54 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #49 | salt wages | 198 |
| #36 | salted mutton | 7 |
| #162 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #886 | sawblade fragment | 52 |
| #46 | sawblade shield | 73 |
| #78 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #8 | scabrous seal epaulets | 1 |
| #75 | scotch on the rocks | 7 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #72 | seared dino steak | 2 |
| #58 | self-repairing earmuffs | 6 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #54 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 31 |
| #77 | set of jacks | 2 |
| #33 | severed flipper | 7 |
| #226 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #78 | shadow bread | 1 |
| #55 | shadow brick | 1 |
| #69 | shadow flame | 1 |
| #68 | shadow fluid | 1 |
| #59 | shadow glass | 1 |
| #56 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #66 | shadow nectar | 1 |
| #72 | shadow sausage | 1 |
| #60 | shadow sinew | 1 |
| #73 | shadow skin | 1 |
| #66 | shadow venom | 1 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #74 | shark jumper | 2 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #176 | shiny ring | 131 |
| #94 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #10 | shooting morning star | 12 |
| #31 | shot of mescal | 86 |
| #457 | shredded hellseal hide | 7 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #85 | silent H | 2 |
| #57 | silent I | 10 |
| #135 | silent J | 2 |
| #149 | silent L | 1 |
| #98 | silent M | 5 |
| #29 | silent N | 3 |
| #152 | silent O | 3 |
| #111 | silent P | 5 |
| #23 | silent Q | 4 |
| #22 | silent R | 4 |
| #34 | silent S | 2 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #106 | silent X | 3 |
| #76 | silent Z | 2 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #59 | silent pea shooter | 23 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #20 | silver keg | 3 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #29 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 82 |
| #33 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 55 |
| #438 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #597 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #14 | sleeve deuce | 547 |
| #37 | slime convention coupons | 8 |
| #32 | slime convention flyers | 9 |
| #29 | slime convention pin | 8 |
| #43 | slime convention t-shirt | 8 |
| #15 | slime-covered necklace | 2 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #236 | smoking grass | 400 |
| #57 | smoldering bagel punch | 22 |
| #39 | snake skin | 19 |
| #78 | sneaky wrapping paper | 17 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #64 | sock garters | 2 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #81 | solid gold bowling ball | 190 |
| #118 | sorority brain | 13 |
| #97 | soul doorbell | 4 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #13 | soyburger juice | 34 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #42 | space beast fur | 14 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #23 | space invader | 2 |
| #189 | space jam | 2 |
| #17 | space junk | 323 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #36 | space port | 5 |
| 🥇 | space trooper helmet | 1 |
| #23 | spaghetti breakfast | 1,236 |
| #50 | spaghetti cult mask | 29 |
| #66 | spaghetti cult rosary | 20 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #84 | spangly mariachi pants | 9 |
| #78 | spangly mariachi vest | 6 |
| #91 | spangly sombrero | 8 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #51 | sparking robo-battery | 161 |
| #68 | spectral axe | 2 |
| #97 | spectre scepter | 221 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #191 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #146 | spirit gum | 24 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
| #97 | spiritual eggnog | 3 |
| #192 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #27 | spooky bark | 532 |
| #458 | spooky bicycle chain | 5 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #72 | spooky lasso | 16 |
| #40 | spooky sap | 270 |
| #28 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 14 |
| #178 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 7 |
| #209 | squirming egg sac | 71 |
| #21 | squirmy violent party snack | 6 |
| #6 | stained glass shield | 1 |
| #64 | stainless steel scarf | 27 |
| #43 | stainless steel shillelagh | 29 |
| #149 | stainless steel skullcap | 14 |
| #455 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
| #181 | stainless steel solitaire | 12 |
| #83 | stainless steel suspenders | 27 |
| #147 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 4 |
| #147 | stale cheer wine | 4 |
| #61 | standards and practices guide | 23 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #38 | stealth bomber | 2 |
| #52 | steamed oyster | 65 |
| #63 | stick of "gum" | 27 |
| #77 | stick-on gnome beard | 6 |
| #128 | stick-on-a-string | 30 |
| #125 | still-beating spleen | 5 |
| #101 | stink-penny | 69 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #502 | strange shiny disc | 9 |
| #82 | straw hat | 3 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #818 | strawberyl | 2 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #341 | stray chihuahua | 8 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #4 | stuffed "L" | 2 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #451 | stuffed alien blob | 14 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #1556 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| #238 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #80 | sucker kabuto | 2 |
| #134 | sucker scaffold | 84 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #22 | sugar-coated pine cone | 221 |
| #19 | sun-dried tofu | 22 |
| #109 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #74 | super-absorbent tarp | 2 |
| #38 | super-strong air freshener | 3 |
| #134 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 5 |
| #451 | superheated fudge | 6 |
| #8 | support cummerbund | 1,337 |
| #5 | suspicious-looking fedora | 21 |
| #630 | sweet mochi ball | 7 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #53 | synthetic rock | 2 |
| #31 | tainted icing | 1 |
| #17 | talkative skull | 1 |
| #25 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 14 |
| #94 | tarnished bottlecap | 24 |
| #93 | tassel | 17 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #47 | tempura green and red bean | 1 |
| #101 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #96 | thermos of brew | 5 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #228 | throwing bone | 4 |
| #56 | throwing candy | 37 |
| #175 | throwing wrench | 14 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #25 | time sword | 2 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #107 | tin rations | 2 |
| #7 | tin tam | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #631 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 3 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #496 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #731 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #345 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #756 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #605 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #175 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #22 | tiny fly glasses | 11 |
| #16 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 11 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #36 | tiny goth giant | 4 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #603 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 12 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #781 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #272 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #266 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 9 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #660 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 14 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #157 | toe jam | 3 |
| #324 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #132 | toothsome rock | 72 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #600 | torn hellseal sinew | 3 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #679 | toy crazy train | 12 |
| #334 | toy deathbot | 3 |
| #203 | toy jet pack | 40 |
| #418 | toy maglev monorail | 3 |
| #433 | toy mercenary | 16 |
| #237 | toy ray gun | 44 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #208 | toy space helmet | 46 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #239 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #156 | traffic jam | 3 |
| #215 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #578 | tree-eating kite | 56 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #71 | trick coin | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #303 | trilobite fossil | 15 |
| #132 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #18 | trout fang | 23 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #87 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #282 | unearthed potsherd | 10 |
| #191 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #76 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #153 | universal biscuit | 6 |
| #87 | unquiet spirits | 24 |
| #56 | unsanitized scalpel | 7 |
| #319 | unstable DNA | 164 |
| #947 | unstable laser battery | 47 |
| #445 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #110 | unused soap | 11 |
| #663 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| 🥇 | urinal cake | 577,074 |
| #30 | useless powder | 21,728 |
| #443 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 24 |
| #52 | vampire pellet | 9 |
| #33 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 160 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #51 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| #134 | viral DNA | 10 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #565 | wad of cotton | 4 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #55 | wand of pigification | 17 |
| #39 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 4 |
| #77 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 84 |
| #45 | warbear auto-anvil | 4 |
| #78 | warbear badge | 2 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #165 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #26 | warbear beeping telegram | 33 |
| #39 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 12 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #47 | warbear chemistry lab | 4 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #99 | warbear drone assembler | 6 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #39 | warbear empathy chip | 12 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #18 | warbear energy bracers | 9 |
| #33 | warbear exhaust manifold | 6 |
| #45 | warbear exo-arm | 5 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #84 | warbear foil hat | 3 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #40 | warbear helm fragment | 126 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #10 | warbear high-efficiency still | 8 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #286 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 2 |
| #15 | warbear induction oven | 7 |
| #10 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 8 |
| #26 | warbear laser beacon | 7 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #41 | warbear metalworking primer | 20 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #70 | warbear oil pan | 3 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #23 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 31 |
| #381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #26 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 29 |
| #21 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 31 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #89 | warbear soda machine assembler | 6 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #50 | warbear trouser fragment | 105 |
| #272 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #133 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #12 | warbear warscarf | 1 |
| #649 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #253 | warehouse key | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #81 | water-polo cap | 4 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #178 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #137 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #19 | wax face | 1 |
| #8 | wax hat | 2 |
| #48 | wet tack | 1 |
| #16 | wet venom duct | 39 |
| #29 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 28 |
| #60 | whalecake | 1 |
| #38 | whalegun | 1 |
| #114 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #444 | wheel | 9 |
| #184 | whisker pencil | 50 |
| #28 | whiskey in a broken glass | 96 |
| #95 | white Crimbo ball | 50 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #188 | white money bag | 1 |
| #83 | white tulip | 4 |
| #108 | white-label gin | 2 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #297 | wind-up meatcar | 40 |
| #440 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #660 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 25 |
| #80 | witch hat | 9 |
| #52 | wolfman mask | 141 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #131 | woven baling wire bracelets | 7 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #27 | wrench bracelet | 92 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #171 | yellow drunki-bear | 2 |
| #310 | yellow gummi ingot | 107 |
| #48 | yellow matter custard | 3 |
| #34 | yellow snowcone | 662 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #135 | yo | 62 |
| #1656 | yo-yo | 5 |
| #72 | your own black heart | 9 |
| #165 | yule gruel | 2 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |