Museum :: Wheremydemonslie

Wheremydemonslie

Rank	Item	Quantity
#78	"DRINK ME" potion	732
#16	"meat" stick	979
#5	1/6th Pound Cake	100
#55	5-hour acrimony	60
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#7	Ambitious Turkey	1,707
🥇	Amnesiac Ale	301
#57	Ancient Protector Soda	11
#193	Angry Farmer candy	842
#50	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	40
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#788	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#42	Atomic Pop	37
#49	Aura Libre	2
#27	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	6
#189	BGE pocket calendar	4
#1450	BGE shotglass	1
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#13	BOOterfinger	40
#2708	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#591	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#70	Barulio's bottle	8
🥉	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	65
#368	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#18	Big Punk	32
#72	Bit O' Ectoplasm	44
#33	Bit O' Quail Spleen	9
#27	BitterSweetTarts	505
#58	Black Hole	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#80	Blood 'n' Plenty	6
#166	Boris's key lime pie	7
#34	Boss Drops	73
🥉	Brain Food Pastaco	73
#98	Bruno's blessing of Mars	2
#128	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#176	CRIMBCOIDS mints	12
#163	CRIMBCOLOAF	13
#12	CSA cheerfulness ration	1,085
#39	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	558
#83	Candicaine	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#17	Chroner	4,664
#61	Cold Hots candy	698
#19	Comet Pop	100
#4	Cool Brunch Pastaco	25
#258	Corpse Island iced tea	21
#33	Cosmic Calorie	2,033
#25	Crazymaker	11
#4	Crepes a la Lune	100
#208	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	25
#585	Crimbo Credit	2
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#328	Crimbo candied pecan	37
#331	Crimbo fudge	37
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#39	Crimbo paste	8
#732	Crimbo peppermint bark	11
#63	Crimbo pie	69
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#21	Crimbojito	31
#8	Crimbomega drive chain	12
#10	Crimbonium fuel rod	251
#5	Crimbot battery	520
#9	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1,684
#5	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	156
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	411
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	5
#19	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	2
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	415
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	408
#7	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	99
#5	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	216
#8	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	65
#11	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	60
#4	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	217
#7	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	2
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	269
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	293
#6	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	2,103
#8	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	69
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	483
#7	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1,901
#5	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	677
#27	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	18
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	330
#6	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1,667
#4	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	206
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	394
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#5	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	665
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#7	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1,587
#4	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	594
#5	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	2,189
#7	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	93
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#6	D roll	3,850
#71	Daffy Taffy	705
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#107	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	2
🥇	Dinsey Whinskey	683
🥈	Dinsey food-cone	540
#67	Divine	18
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	2
🥉	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	22
#5	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	207
#13	Drunken Astrophysicist	13
#32	Dump Truck	7
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#47	Earth, Wind and Firewater	3
#11	Effermint™ tablets	711
#30	Everlasting Deckswabber	48
#40	Every Day is Like This Sundae	2
#133	FDKOL hotcakes	61
#185	Fantasma en la Máquina	6
#38	Flamin' Whatshisname	22
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#57	Flaming Knob	2
#52	Flaming Sazerorc	2
#4	Flan in the Moon	100
#37	Flying Caipiranha	2
#39	Frat Army FGF	214
#108	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	2
🥉	French bronilla brogurt	162
#127	Friendliness Beverage	70
#4	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	165
#19	Game Grid ticket	2,344
#32	Game Grid token	959
#9	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1,343
#25	Gets-You-Drunk	6
#106	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#50	Gin Mint	4
#7	Glo-Pop	255
#196	Go-Wassail	100
#78	Good 'n' Slimy	2
#102	Gordon Bennett	8
#33	Green Burlap	4
#34	Green Giant	6
#50	Gummi-DNA	71
#104	Gummi-Gnauga	43
#88	Gummy Brains	6
#29	Haymaker	3
#549	Heimandatz's heart	3
#104	Hell ramen	88
#4	Highest Bitter	100
#102	Hippy Army MPE	132
#5	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	1
#93	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#27	Hodgman's blanket	40
#164	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
🥉	Hot 'n' Scarys	268
#66	How to Play Othello	9
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
🥈	Ice Island Long Tea	525
#103	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	39
🥈	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	2
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#7	Interview With You (a Vampire)	221
#62	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#1289	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#15	Jack-O-Lantern beer	158
#220	Jack-in-the-box	27
#155	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	7
#483	Jocko Homo's head	4
#198	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	56
#4	Jungle Juice	105
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#194	Knob Goblin lunchbox	8
#17	Knob Goblin seltzer	2,462
#9	Knob Goblin superseltzer	2,280
#77	Knob jelly donut	4
#41	Knob lo mein	13
#41	Knob pasty	17
#67	Knob sausage stir-fry	5
#76	Knob stroganoff	6
#159	Knob stuffed shells	9
#18	Knoll lo mein	16
#41	LCD game: Burger Belt	78
#39	LCD game: Food Eater	81
#40	LCD game: Garbage River	80
#669	LED block	1
#43	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	104
#4	Lemonade-235	100
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#52	Lobster qua Grill	5
#57	Lollipop Drop	1
#60	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	7
#256	Lucky Surprise Egg	25
#30	Ludovico Pastaco	1
#87	Lumineux Limnio	1
#183	Mae West	5
#33	Mariner's Friend cough drops	44
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#26	Mer-kin rocksalt	2
#9	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	1
#10	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	1
#229	Microplushie: Bropane	60
#211	Microplushie: Dorkonide	20
#239	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	24
#294	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	8
#219	Microplushie: Gothochondria	48
#230	Microplushie: Hippylase	62
#434	Microplushie: Hipsterine	2
#247	Microplushie: Hobomosome	28
#219	Microplushie: Otakulone	74
#194	Microplushie: Raverdrine	48
#212	Microplushie: Sororitrate	56
#11	Milk Studs	1,652
#9	Mini-Crimbot crate	8
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#68	Mint Yulep	2
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#43	Miserable Pie	1
#100	Mon Tiki	20
#46	Monstar energy beverage	300
#6	Moon Pie	100
#11	Moonds	66
#49	Moonshine Mohobo	2
🥈	Moonthril Schnapps	100
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#74	Mountain Stream soda	1,164
#117	Mr. Mediocrebar	677
#156	Mt. Noob Pale Ale	1
#227	Nardz energy beverage	2
#247	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#90	Neuromancer	12
#42	New Zealand iced tea	266
#115	Now and Earlier	51
#15	Oh, the Humanitini	22
#77	Orange Star of Sacrifice	22
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#27	Oreille Divisée brandy	24
#46	Othello's dagger	4
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#67	P.B.L.T.	105
#13	PEEZ dispenser	1,643
#43	Pain Dip	25
#9	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	117
#456	Penultimate Fantasy chest	26
#31	Piddles	517
#31	Plague of Locusts	4
#33	PlexiPips	29
#234	Poison Oak trading card	1
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#810	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#584	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	2
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#778	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#891	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#866	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#150	Polka Pop	3
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#234	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#5	Psychotic Train wine	8,110
#54	Rad Lib	19
#96	Rattlin' Chains	4
#230	Red Rover BB gun	17
#45	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	25
#86	Rock Pops	692
🥉	Roman sadnals	176
#11	Rompedores de Fantasmas	239
#204	Roo trading card	1
#8	S.T.L.T.	20
#1073	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#6	Saison du Lune	100
#43	Sangria de Menthe	3
#1049	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#152	Senior Mints	81
#212	Serenity trading card	1
#217	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#14	Shot of the Living Dead	43
#15	Shrubble Bubble	32
#272	Silver Bullet beer	9
#38	Sizzling Sinner	3
#21	Slimebite	10
#26	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	11
#74	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	21
#19	Sogg-Os	17
#4	Spaghetti with Moonballs	100
#42	Spechunky bar	3
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#100	Steal This Candy	32
#52	Strikes Again Bigmouth	1
#5	Strix stix	778
#50	Sugar Cog	73
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#77	Sweet Sword	5
#20	Swizzler	1,447
🥈	TI-9000 calculator	1,280
#20	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	3
#20	Take Eleven Bar	18
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#65	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	2
#124	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	682
#99	Temps Tempranillo	1
#14	Tequiz Navidad	32
#218	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#9	The Lost Pill Bottle	134
#182	The Mariachi's guitar case	9
#209	The Snake trading card	1
#101	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#12	They liver	32
#12	They liver popsicle	10
#44	This Charming Flan	3
#217	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#6	Thriller Ice	12
#990	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#665	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	7
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#1044	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	2
#405	Thwaitgold spider statuette	7
#1271	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#17	Time Bandit Time Towel	3
#7	Time Cape	2
#15	Time Lord Participation Mug	2
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
#136	Typical Tavern swill	86
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#51	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	14
#6	Ur-Donut	134
#11	VYKEA mead	61
#9	VYKEA meatballs	61
#285	Valentine	110
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#61	Vodka Matryoshka	2
#753	Warm Subject gift certificate	14
#35	Wax Flask	42
#10	Wet Russian	30
#41	Whenchamacallit bar	4
#381	Wint-O-Fresh mint	34
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#5	Wrecked Generator	304
#9	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	50
#6	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	115
#4	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	107
🥇	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	134
#6	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	59
🥉	Xiblaxian space-whiskey	176
🥈	Xiblaxian ultraburrito	40
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#73	Ye Olde Meade	28
#71	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	414
#35	Yolo™ chocolates	1
#294	Yummy Tummy bean	698
🥈	Z-Bone steak	2,490
#92	Zoodriver	1
#86	abandoned candy	26
🥉	accidental mutton	34
#50	actual tapas	19
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#31	agnolotti arboli	4
#7	agua de vida	1,488
#153	alien drugs	14
#108	alien protein powder	1
#202	alien source code printout	1
#220	alphabet gum	8
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#59	angst burger	34
#116	anniversary balloon	11
#346	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	4
#142	antique bottle opener	7
#251	antique painting of a landscape	3
#206	antique pair of blue jeans	4
#341	antique record album	9
#218	antique souvenir drawing	4
#489	around the world	1
#43	asbestos thermos	10
#16	asparagus lo mein	28
#130	astral mushroom	121
#19	augmented-reality shades	61
#137	baconstone	48
#139	bag of Cheat-Os	110
#10	bag of QWOP	1,080
#13	bag of W&Ws	1,572
#443	bag of bones	2
#94	balsa plank	1
#88	banana milkshake	1
#185	banana supersucker	2
#968	bananagate	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#93	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	12
#1448	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#115	bazookafish bubble gum	36
#11	beastly paste	138
#66	beautiful rainbow	7
#49	beer basted brat	8
#34	beer cartilage	39
#102	beer lens	38
#699	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#312	bejeweled cufflinks	14
#859	belemnite fossil	2
#1067	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#58	berry-infused sake	2
#73	big slimy cyst	4
#9	birdbone corset	41
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#354	black pension check	8
#245	black picnic basket	7
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#245	blank fudge mold	1
#25	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	160
#13	blood and blood	172
#9	blood sausage	10
#41	blood-red mushroom wine	2
#83	blue grass	19
#1674	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#692	blue snowcone	3
#44	blue-frosted astral cupcake	39
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#68	boilermaker	15
#945	bone chips	1
#14	bone meal	23
#49	bottle of Bloodweiser	4
#13	bottle of Greedy Dog	9
#7	bottle of Lambada Lambic	11
#48	bottle of Mystic Shell	21
#6	bottle of Old Pugilist	44
#11	bottle of Professor Beer	36
#11	bottle of Race Car Red	8
#6	bottle of Rapier Witbier	26
#4	bottle of drinkin' gas	101
#47	bottle of laundry sherry	29
#29	bottle of peppermint schnapps	9
#51	bottle of realpagne	13
#50	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	8
#33	bottle of wine	86
#266	bouquet of circular saw blades	5
#71	bowl of Bounty-Os	2
#63	bowl of Jeal-O	143
#39	bowl of eyeballs	11
#13	bowl of fishysoisse	30
#124	bowl of lucky charms	6
#25	bowl of maggots	11
#22	bowl of mummy guts	61
🥈	bowl of topioca	119
#11	box of Dweebs	1,607
#63	box of Familiar Jacks	8
#54	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
#501	breaded beer	1
#28	breakfast miracle	13
#55	breath mint	260
#86	briefcase	216
🥉	broberry brogurt	100
🥇	brocolate brogurt	192
#7	broken warbear gyrocopter	43
#37	bronze handcuffs	2
#57	brown sugar cane	160
#26	bucket of wine	123
#26	buffed alien drugs	1
#16	bug paste	13
#15	bunch of square grapes	2,352
#467	bungle in the jungle	1
#25	buzzing mushroom wine	3
#716	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#50	cactus fruit	103
#9	can of Adultwitch™	12
#6	can of Brütalbräu	46
#26	can of CRIMBCOLA	62
#35	can of Drooling Monk	5
#6	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	80
#203	can of Red Minotaur	23
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#26	can of sardines	168
#421	can of spinach	5
#66	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	90
#52	candied bolts	15
#80	candied kobold	66
#71	candied nuts	11
#67	candied yams	104
#22	candy UFOs	10
#87	candy brain	81
#657	candy cane	55
#18	candy carrot	5
#15	candy carrot cake	6
#18	candy cigarette	135
#27	candy crayons	5
#10	candy knife	67
#127	candy knuckles	14
#22	candy mountain oyster	5
#58	candy skeleton	28
#2398	candy stake	3
#15	candy stick	1
#1412	canteen of wine	5
#10	carrot cake	23
#63	carrot claret	1
#26	carrot juice	9
🥇	carrot nose	3,362
#29	catfish whiskers	39
#27	centurion helmet	3
#123	chaos popcorn	1
#38	cheezburger	9
#25	children of the candy corn	74
#8	chlorophyll paste	31
#5	choco-Crimbot	1,019
#63	chocolate disco ball	28
#26	chocolate filthy lucre	440
#60	chocolate pasta spoon	28
#24	chocolate rabbit's foot	1
#56	chocolate saucepan	33
#57	chocolate seal-clubbing club	27
#17	chocolate stolen accordion	252
#58	chocolate turtle totem	26
#25	chocolate-covered caviar	61
#311	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	5
#5	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	400
#20	chocotini	8
🥉	cinnamon cannoli	57
#11	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	75
#31	citrus-infused sake	5
#905	club necklace	8
#56	cold hi mein	24
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#21	complex mushroom wine	5
🥈	cookie cookie	302
#65	cool cat claw	1
#71	cool jelly donut	1
#79	cool mushroom wine	4
#133	corpse on the beach	37
#137	corpsedriver	35
#141	corpsetini	37
#35	corrupted bird DNA	1
#76	cotton candy bale	3
#67	cotton candy cone	18
#102	cotton candy pillow	5
#80	cotton candy pinch	2
#79	cotton candy plug	5
#47	cotton candy skoshe	11
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#47	crude crudités	8
#71	crudles	1
#58	crystal skeleton vodka	4
#46	cupcake-in-a-cup	11
🥉	cylindrical mold	1,947
#4	daub-breaker	168
#67	dead lights pie	4
#8	delicious candy	127
#90	delicious comfit?	1
#54	delicious spicy noodles	11
#21	deluxe layer cake	23
#31	demonic paste	6
#361	designer handbag	8
#51	desktop zen garden	1
#7	devil hair pasta	112
#7	deviled egg	404
#7	devilish folio	2,006
#792	diamond necklace	9
#22	dinner roll	158
#53	disassembled clover	2,594
#161	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	7
#176	disco horoscope (Aries)	5
#237	disco horoscope (Cancer)	2
#180	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	5
#272	disco horoscope (Gemini)	1
#175	disco horoscope (Leo)	5
#203	disco horoscope (Libra)	4
#161	disco horoscope (Pisces)	6
#159	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	7
#167	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	6
#163	disco horoscope (Taurus)	6
#166	disco horoscope (Virgo)	6
#267	discocktail	7
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#213	distilled fortified wine	12
#18	dog ointment	24
#27	double-ice gum	21
#80	dream of a dog	1
#9	droll monocle	118
#466	drop of water-37	1
#109	drum machine	82
#6	dubious peppermint	869
#52	dumb mud	7
#766	dusty Crimbo crate	11
#48	ear poison	155
#1555	easter egg balloon	15
#4	ectoplasmic paste	236
#750	eggnog	23
#85	elderly jawbreaker	2
#45	electric Kool-Aid	3
#11	elemental paste	23
#1590	elven limbos gingerbread	2
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#26	epic cluster	1
#315	epic wad	1
#84	essential cameraderie	1
#70	essential tofu	2
#228	evil googly eye	20
#70	expensive champagne	1
#122	extra-greasy slider	21
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#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3847	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3912	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#54	tiny plastic fire servant	28
#3925	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#29	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	2
#3927	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8156	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8194	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8099	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3904	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#3863	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8064	tiny plastic grue	1
#3897	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4599	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8132	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#50	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	55
#8073	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3893	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8203	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8105	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3842	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#73	tiny plastic moneybee	46
#8118	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#50	tiny plastic mumblebee	59
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3998	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4348	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#41	tiny plastic peacannon	35
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#8104	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3896	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#16	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	7
#3852	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3954	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1127	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3839	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8228	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3939	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8164	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8142	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4041	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3864	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#3863	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4484	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3844	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#193	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3875	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3854	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3851	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#25	toast with jam	100
#32	toasted brie	8
#29	tobiko marble soda	18
#31	tobiko pocky	9
#93	tofu wonton	2
#40	tofurkey gravy	151
#45	tofurkey leg	149
#62	tofurkey nugget	4
#78	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	14
#757	tourmalime	3
#994	towel	6
#4	toxo	100
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#900	toy deathbot	1
#1589	toy hoverpad	1
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#111	traffic jam	6
#39	traffic jam toast	3
#6	transporter transponder	1,849
#2766	tree-eating kite	2
#1040	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#12	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	66
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#924	trilobite fossil	1
#21	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	13
#29	turkish mostaccioli	2
#9	ultra-deluxe cupcake	49
#100	ultrafondue	1
#25	unidentifiable dried fruit	10
#87	unnatural gas	3
#6	unquiet spirits	456
#158	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	70
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
🥈	unused soap	974
#873	unusual disco ball	3
#7	vampire pellet	67
#35	very hot lunch	21
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#32	violent pastilles	7
🥈	viral DNA	1,617
#109	vodka stratocaster	9
#95	voodoo snuff	15
#20	wad of slimy rags	87
#96	wand of pigification	9
🥈	warbear LP-ROM burner	34
🥉	warbear auto-anvil	28
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#9	warbear bearserker mead	45
#7	warbear beeping telegram	114
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
🥈	warbear chemistry lab	27
#6	warbear drone assembler	31
#298	warbear empathy chip	1
#4	warbear energy bracers	28
#8	warbear feasting bread	70
#7	warbear feasting mead	70
#242	warbear helm fragment	12
🥈	warbear high-efficiency still	21
🥇	warbear induction oven	36
🥈	warbear jackhammer drill press	40
🥉	warbear laser beacon	28
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear metalworking primer	117
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#6	warbear procedural hilarity drone	125
#5	warbear robo-camouflage unit	133
#6	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	112
#217	warbear soda machine assembler	2
#5	warbear thermoregulator bread	103
#5	warbear warrior bread	89
🥈	warm war shawarma	85
#48	wasabi marble soda	10
#50	wasabi pocky	6
#45	water wings for babies	2
#53	watered-down Red Minotaur	95
#60	weird gazelle steak	3
🥉	whiskey in a broken glass	1,699
#119	white Xanadian	4
#312	white balloon	13
#635	white candy heart	14
#61	white chocolate chip brownies	2
#119	white lightning	177
#30	white page	19
#36	whole roasted chicken	6
#22	whole turkey leg	200
#37	wild honey pie	1
#78	wind-up Whatsian robot	6
#52	wind-up ensign	8
#831	wind-up meatcar	1
#87	wind-up navigation droid	4
#62	wind-up owl	8
#38	wind-up vampire teeth	11
🥉	witch's bread	58
#1221	wooden block	1
#16	wooly loincloth	2
#61	worst candy	3
#235	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#50	yam candy	5
#104	yellow brick road	13
#216	yellow candy heart	244
#54	yellow drunki-bear	18
#234	yellow paisley oyster egg	11
#2051	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#185	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	11
#1062	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#9	zombie	133
#18	zombie dinosaur egg	10

Wow, that's 228,921 items total!

what items are this player missing?