| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 2 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #41 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 2 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #862 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #1447 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #307 | FDKOL hotcakes | 10 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #221 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #53 | bone aperitif | 10 |
| #276 | bottle of fire | 15 |
| #557 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #29 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 25 |
| #218 | drop of water-37 | 48 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #967 | fudgecule | 100 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #148 | jamfish jam | 1 |
| #46 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #50 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #353 | mime soul fragment | 8 |
| #956 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #882 | pack of pogs | 2 |
| #156 | space jam | 3 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #19 | spectral jelly | 10 |
| #718 | spectral pickle | 10 |
| #29 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 25 |
| #572 | strange cube | 1 |
| #757 | toast | 1,000 |
| #123 | toast with jam | 1 |
| #157 | toe jam | 3 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #156 | traffic jam | 3 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #32 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 25 |
| #93 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |