| #307 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #624 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 6 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #75 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 4 |
| #94 | Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2634 | Crimbuck | 9 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #256 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #314 | NPZR chemistry set | 11 |
| #571 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #274 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 3 |
| #286 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 5 |
| #353 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 4 |
| #241 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 6 |
| #129 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 13 |
| #193 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 4 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 6 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 6 |
| #707 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #407 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 5 |
| #455 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 4 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 9 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #80 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 28 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #420 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #288 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #219 | antique record album | 12 |
| #298 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #20 | bone chips | 1,646 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #165 | chef-in-the-box | 2 |
| #624 | colorful plastic ball | 2 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #151 | eldritch effluvium | 429 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #101 | fossilized baboon skull | 7 |
| #100 | fossilized bat skull | 7 |
| #14 | fossilized demon skull | 42 |
| #22 | fossilized limb | 356 |
| #60 | fossilized serpent skull | 14 |
| #19 | fossilized spider skull | 27 |
| #17 | fossilized spike | 205 |
| #5 | fossilized spine | 227 |
| #70 | fossilized torso | 91 |
| #47 | fossilized wing | 91 |
| #139 | fossilized wyrm skull | 6 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #235 | hideous egg | 14 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #108 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #436 | slow jam collection | 10 |
| #10 | smoked potsherd | 85 |
| #394 | squirming egg sac | 25 |
| #205 | strange cube | 9 |
| #92 | string of Crimbo lights | 6 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #678 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 11 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #661 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 7 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #913 | tiny plastic G Imp | 8 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #730 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 10 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #834 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 9 |
| #568 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 8 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #931 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 8 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #533 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 13 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #643 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 11 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #910 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 8 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 12 |
| #721 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 10 |
| #803 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #1172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 15 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #529 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 13 |
| #810 | tiny plastic demoninja | 9 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 9 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #627 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 11 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #1122 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 16 |
| #902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 8 |
| #950 | tiny plastic goth giant | 8 |
| #1314 | tiny plastic grue | 14 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1285 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 14 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1061 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #884 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 20 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic mosquito | 12 |
| #962 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 8 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #597 | tiny plastic sauceror | 8 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #920 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 8 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #711 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 10 |
| #1208 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 15 |
| #965 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic stab bat | 14 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 12 |
| #955 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
| #646 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 11 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #527 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 9 |
| #471 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #49 | unearthed potsherd | 79 |
| #95 | volcanic ash | 82 |
| #34 | waterlogged crate | 10 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |