| #309 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #624 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 6 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #75 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 4 |
| #94 | Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2641 | Crimbuck | 9 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #257 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #314 | NPZR chemistry set | 11 |
| #571 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
| #568 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #274 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 3 |
| #286 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 5 |
| #354 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 4 |
| #241 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 6 |
| #129 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 13 |
| #195 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 4 |
| #569 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 6 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 6 |
| #708 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #408 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 5 |
| #455 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 4 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #778 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 9 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #79 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 28 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #424 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #290 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #220 | antique record album | 12 |
| #299 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #20 | bone chips | 1,646 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #166 | chef-in-the-box | 2 |
| #623 | colorful plastic ball | 2 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #153 | eldritch effluvium | 429 |
| #416 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #101 | fossilized baboon skull | 7 |
| #99 | fossilized bat skull | 7 |
| #14 | fossilized demon skull | 42 |
| #21 | fossilized limb | 356 |
| #60 | fossilized serpent skull | 14 |
| #19 | fossilized spider skull | 27 |
| #17 | fossilized spike | 205 |
| #5 | fossilized spine | 227 |
| #69 | fossilized torso | 91 |
| #47 | fossilized wing | 91 |
| #139 | fossilized wyrm skull | 6 |
| #3716 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #235 | hideous egg | 14 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #108 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #438 | slow jam collection | 10 |
| #10 | smoked potsherd | 85 |
| #394 | squirming egg sac | 25 |
| #207 | strange cube | 9 |
| #92 | string of Crimbo lights | 6 |
| #3139 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #4895 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7023 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4742 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #678 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 11 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #661 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 7 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #916 | tiny plastic G Imp | 8 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1488 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #731 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 10 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 9 |
| #569 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 8 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #932 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 8 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #533 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 13 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #644 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 11 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #911 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 8 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 12 |
| #723 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 10 |
| #804 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #915 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #1470 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #2204 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #1133 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #990 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #1176 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 15 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #531 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 13 |
| #810 | tiny plastic demoninja | 9 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 9 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #628 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 11 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #1303 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 16 |
| #904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 8 |
| #951 | tiny plastic goth giant | 8 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic grue | 14 |
| #1423 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1289 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 14 |
| #1964 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #886 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 20 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #1495 | tiny plastic mosquito | 12 |
| #963 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 8 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #599 | tiny plastic sauceror | 8 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #923 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 8 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #713 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 10 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 15 |
| #967 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #1306 | tiny plastic stab bat | 14 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 12 |
| #955 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
| #647 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 11 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #530 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 9 |
| #472 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #49 | unearthed potsherd | 79 |
| #95 | volcanic ash | 82 |
| #34 | waterlogged crate | 10 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |