| #112 | Überraschthexengebräu | 1 |
| #24 | "honey" dipper | 1 |
| #77 | 1-ball | 100 |
| #80 | 2-ball | 100 |
| #290 | 8-ball | 100 |
| #29 | 9-ball | 100 |
| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #112 | A muse-bouche | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #94 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #101 | Ambitious Turkey | 3 |
| #43 | Amnesiac Ale | 1 |
| #157 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #264 | Ancient Saucehelm | 8 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #62 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #67 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 1 |
| #63 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #62 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 1 |
| #59 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #142 | Atomic Comic | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #144 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 7 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #152 | BRICKO brick | 1,837 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #275 | BRICKO eye brick | 59 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #60 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #54 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #25 | BURT | 686 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 23 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #478 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 3 |
| #118 | Barulio's bottle | 2 |
| #58 | Beach Buck | 192 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #83 | Big Punk | 3 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #39 | Boletus Broletus mushroom | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #76 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 6 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #734 | CRIMBCO scrip | 170 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #173 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #180 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #230 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #224 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #192 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #181 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #28 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 2 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #77 | Chroner | 1,256 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #246 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #47 | Coinspiracy | 343 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbo Credit | 47 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #232 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbomega drive chain | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #229 | Crimbot battery | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 4 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #1206 | Crimbuck | 395 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #247 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 3 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #413 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #40 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 3 |
| #6 | Ellsbury's journal | 4 |
| #20 | Ellsbury's skull | 4 |
| #345 | Elmley shades | 2 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #787 | FDKOL commendation | 11 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #94 | Fitspiration™ poster | 14 |
| #168 | Freddy Kruegerand | 21 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #52 | FunFunds™ | 128 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #225 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 5 |
| #48 | Game Grid ticket | 745 |
| #211 | Game Grid token | 4 |
| #223 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #56 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 2 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #131 | Gnollish Crossdress | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #992 | Go-Wassail | 2 |
| #515 | Goodfella contract | 32 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #204 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 5 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #288 | Gummi-DNA | 2 |
| #522 | Gummi-Gnauga | 3 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #37 | Highest Bitter | 1 |
| #19 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 3 |
| #48 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 2 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #42 | How to Play Othello | 12 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #157 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 11 |
| #99 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 51 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #862 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #43 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 6 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #937 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #34 | Jawmaster 2000™ | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #42 | Jungle Juice | 1 |
| #78 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #199 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #263 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 5 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #24 | Lazybones™ recliner | 1 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #255 | Lederhosen of the Night | 5 |
| #22 | Lemonade-235 | 1 |
| #100 | Leonard's glasses | 2 |
| #4 | Let Me Be! | 145 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #36 | Lobster qua Grill | 9 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #458 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 59 |
| #744 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 7 |
| #348 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 12 |
| #54 | Mae West with a fly in it | 8 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #124 | Mark of the Bugbear | 1 |
| #94 | Mark of the Ghost | 2 |
| #67 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 6 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #28 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 10 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #130 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #38 | Mer-kin hallpass | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 6 |
| #58 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #453 | Microplushie: Bropane | 20 |
| #292 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 12 |
| #302 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 16 |
| #291 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 8 |
| #418 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 17 |
| #305 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 42 |
| #191 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 7 |
| #466 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 10 |
| #355 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 35 |
| #359 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 18 |
| #365 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 25 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #118 | Moonds | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #105 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #140 | Mr. Haggis | 12 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #566 | NPZR chemistry set | 2 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #101 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #58 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #214 | Newman's Own Trousers | 5 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #367 | Nightstalker perfume | 2 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #306 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 2 |
| #250 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 2 |
| #180 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 4 |
| #211 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 3 |
| #246 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #167 | O'RLY manual | 4 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #98 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #143 | P.B.L.T. | 1 |
| #90 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #267 | PEEZ dispenser | 10 |
| #153 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 10 |
| #56 | Pener's drumstick | 1 |
| #119 | Piddles | 11 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #707 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #194 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #198 | Professor What T-Shirt | 2 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #47 | Rad Lib | 40 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #937 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #56 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 3 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #72 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #141 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #78 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #920 | Schrödinger's thermos | 3 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #229 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #123 | Sogg-Os | 2 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #7 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 3 |
| #631 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 10 |
| #176 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #33 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 2 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #61 | Stephen's lab coat | 3 |
| #437 | Sugar Cog | 4 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #272 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 53 |
| #304 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 49 |
| #317 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 45 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #89 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #99 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #254 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 5 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #257 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 13 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #88 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 2 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #47 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #51 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #60 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #48 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #42 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 3 |
| #39 | They liver | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #72 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #1050 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #149 | Tiger-lily's milk | 11 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #248 | Typical Tavern swill | 23 |
| #82 | UV monocular | 2 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #330 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 38 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #118 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1624 | Valentine | 5 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #38 | Volcoino | 21 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #132 | Wax Flask | 2 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #199 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 2 |
| #217 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #150 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 61 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #29 | Yorick | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #91 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #228 | abandoned candy | 3 |
| #71 | accord ion | 4 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #233 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #668 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #41 | alarm accordion | 2 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #815 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #146 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #91 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 2 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #113 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 92 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #90 | antique accordion | 2 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #58 | antique spyglass | 1 |
| #75 | apathetic lizardman doll | 2 |
| #20 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #78 | autocalliope | 3 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #688 | awful poetry journal | 82 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2228 | badass belt | 23 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #221 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #223 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
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| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #101 | barrel-aged martini | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
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| #87 | beer-battered accordion | 3 |
| #31 | beer-scented teddy bear | 46 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #546 | bejeweled cufflinks | 6 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #80 | big bad voodoo mask | 11 |
| #39 | big red button | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
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| #75 | black BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #63 | black label | 22 |
| #329 | black paisley oyster egg | 15 |
| #441 | black plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #352 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 15 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
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| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #707 | black-and-blue light | 13 |
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| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #95 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 3 |
| #266 | blue paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #44 | blue plastic oyster egg | 103 |
| #201 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 18 |
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| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #162 | blue striped oyster egg | 23 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #69 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #77 | bone bandoneon | 3 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
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| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #37 | bonsai tree | 2 |
| #69 | borrowed time | 10 |
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| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #561 | bottle of bubbles | 8 |
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| #731 | bottle of goofballs | 35 |
| #48 | bottle of limeade | 1 |
| #116 | bottled day | 2 |
| #15 | bounty-hunting helmet | 2 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #183 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #3380 | box of sunshine | 21 |
| #54 | box turtle | 11 |
| #43 | boxcar turtle | 11 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #200 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #75 | brown paper bag mask | 12 |
| #61 | bubblegum heart | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #57 | bugbear detector | 2 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #28 | burrowgrub hive | 5 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
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| #287 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #27 | candy cane candygram | 1 |
| #197 | candy cigarette | 7 |
| #44 | candy crayons | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #52 | candy mountain oyster | 1 |
| #95 | candy skeleton | 11 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #44 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #94 | carton of gaspers | 1 |
| #121 | catfish whiskers | 1 |
| #140 | caustic slime nodule | 2 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #54 | centipede eggs | 124 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #69 | cheap sunglasses | 11 |
| #178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #354 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #152 | chintzy seal pendant | 7 |
| #95 | chintzy turtle brooch | 12 |
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| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #226 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #180 | chocolate saucepan | 2 |
| #163 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #174 | chocolate stolen accordion | 2 |
| #164 | chocolate turtle totem | 2 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #191 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 11 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #99 | classy monkey | 1 |
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| #57 | clockwork handle | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #40 | clockwork rod | 1 |
| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #38 | clockwork widget | 4 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #121 | coal contact lenses | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #44 | cold ninja mask | 105 |
| #163 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 11 |
| #462 | colorful plastic ball | 15 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #119 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #64 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #63 | cool cat elixir | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
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| #103 | costume rental shop | 2 |
| #125 | cotton candy cone | 4 |
| #117 | cotton candy plug | 2 |
| #65 | crêepy mask | 11 |
| #38 | cracker | 9 |
| #262 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #108 | crazy hobo notebook | 8 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #92 | creepy nursery rhyme | 2 |
| #110 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #95 | crident | 1 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #45 | croquet hedgehog | 2 |
| #33 | crotchety pants | 2 |
| #160 | crowbar | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #135 | crude voodoo doll | 1 |
| #243 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #124 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #102 | crystal skull | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #126 | cubic zirconia | 1 |
| #36 | cuddly teddy bear | 2 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #384 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 2 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #354 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 2 |
| #247 | cursed piece of thirteen | 3 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #383 | cursed sea biscuit | 2 |
| #349 | cursed voodoo skull | 2 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #143 | d10 | 1 |
| #148 | d12 | 2 |
| #138 | d20 | 1 |
| #104 | d4 | 1 |
| #106 | d6 | 1 |
| #126 | d8 | 1 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #130 | dangerous jerkcicle | 1 |
| #28 | dark baconstone ring | 1 |
| #29 | dark hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #34 | dark porquoise ring | 1 |
| #64 | das boot | 2 |
| #4 | dead meat bun | 710 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #267 | decent brain | 1 |
| #228 | dehydrated caviar | 24 |
| #83 | delectable fire ant | 11 |
| #245 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #58 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #176 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 4 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #47 | desktop zen garden | 1 |
| #147 | devilish folio | 6 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #467 | disassembled clover | 112 |
| #71 | disco mask | 1,000 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #341 | disintegrating sheet music | 6 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #28 | distention pill | 25 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #429 | divine cracker | 2 |
| #112 | diving muff | 1 |
| #24 | doll-eye amulet | 1 |
| #268 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #131 | dolphin whistle | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #61 | double-ice britches | 2 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #76 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #164 | droll monocle | 5 |
| #62 | drone self-destruct chip | 5 |
| #428 | drop of water-37 | 2 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #161 | drum of tommy ammo | 2 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #24 | dueling banjo | 2 |
| #33 | dueling turtle | 10 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #139 | dungeoneering kit | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #32 | dusty animal skull | 3 |
| #637 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 11 |
| #645 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 11 |
| #630 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 11 |
| #633 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 11 |
| #645 | dusty bottle of Port | 11 |
| #609 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 11 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #664 | easter egg balloon | 37 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #227 | eggbeater | 2 |
| #83 | eggman noodles | 2 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #169 | eldritch dough | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #288 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #197 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #209 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #846 | empty agua de vida bottle | 57 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #83 | essential soy | 1 |
| #100 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #1029 | evil teddy bear | 10 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #76 | exotic travel brochure | 1 |
| #95 | expensive cigar | 2 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #64 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #22 | eye 'n' horn shampoo | 1 |
| #80 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 12 |
| #259 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #5 | fancy ball mask | 20 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #292 | fancy chocolate car | 11 |
| #1590 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
| #442 | fat stacks of cash | 17 |
| #12 | fertilized ghuol egg | 100 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #408 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #464 | figurine of a sleek seal | 4 |
| #275 | figurine of a slippery seal | 6 |
| #378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #24 | figurine of an ancient seal | 69 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #213 | filthy lucre | 149 |
| #99 | filthy monkey head | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #136 | fireball | 1 |
| #190 | fireclutch | 2 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #8 | fistful of ashes | 251 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #147 | flaming sword | 1 |
| #195 | flange | 15 |
| #721 | flavored foot massage oil | 6 |
| #198 | flayed mind | 1 |
| #78 | floaty pebbles | 5 |
| #352 | floaty sand | 44 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #71 | forest spirit rattle | 3 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #18 | fragment of Jarlsberg's soul | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #232 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #402 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #144 | frost-rimed seal hide | 3 |
| #91 | frosty halo | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #330 | frozen banquet | 6 |
| #59 | frozen turtle shell | 3 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #349 | fudge lily | 14 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #820 | fudgecule | 264 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #61 | furry green turtle | 9 |
| #78 | furry halo | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #86 | gazely stare | 2 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #98 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #43 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #92 | ghost pepper | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #64 | ghost thread | 1 |
| #122 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #231 | ghuol egg | 100 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #137 | giant candy cane | 2 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #73 | giant green gummi ingot | 9 |
| #135 | giant gym membership card | 3 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #212 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #23 | giant red gummi ingot | 55 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #100 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 3 |
| #78 | gingerbread bugbear | 345 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #6 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1,002 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #88 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #123 | glass of gnat milk | 10 |
| #136 | glass of warm milk | 6 |
| #128 | glass of warm water | 1 |
| #69 | glass slipper | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #286 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #371 | gloomy black mushroom | 8 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #158 | goblin water | 1 |
| #184 | gold crown | 1 |
| #181 | gold toothbrush | 5 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #337 | good brain | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #880 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #154 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #96 | grass clippings | 11 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #61 | great big capacitor | 1 |
| #68 | green BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #847 | green candy heart | 4 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #280 | green gummi ingot | 121 |
| #197 | green peawee marble | 2 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #98 | grimstone mask | 1 |
| #89 | grimy lab coat | 2 |
| #27 | grinning turtle | 11 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #1911 | grue egg | 12 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #54 | guancertina | 3 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #44 | gummi fang | 2 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #164 | gummi turtle | 4 |
| #118 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #102 | hair of the calf | 2 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #168 | hamburger | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #238 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #92 | hand grenegg | 2 |
| #106 | hand of cards | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #93 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 2 |
| #33 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 6 |
| #585 | handful of confetti | 70 |
| #69 | handful of crafty noodles | 7 |
| #144 | handful of drink tickets | 2 |
| #87 | handful of fire | 4 |
| #315 | handful of hand chalk | 100 |
| #99 | handful of honey | 100 |
| #9 | handful of juicy garbage | 11 |
| #108 | handful of moss | 80 |
| #35 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #46 | handful of numbers | 7 |
| #99 | handful of nuts and berries | 100 |
| #145 | handful of pine needles | 103 |
| #198 | handful of sand | 110 |
| #265 | handful of sawdust | 20 |
| #95 | handful of stubble | 4 |
| #57 | handful of tips | 28 |
| #67 | handful of walnuts | 100 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #12 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #76 | heavy leather-bound tome | 3 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #185 | hedgeturtle | 3 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #407 | helmet turtle | 111 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #102 | hermit factoid | 1 |
| #603 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #56 | hi-octane carrot juice | 1 |
| #306 | hideous egg | 11 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #239 | hobo nickel | 1,225 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #109 | holiday log | 2 |
| #187 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #78 | hot daub | 10 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #114 | hot egg | 2 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #218 | huge bowl of candy | 2 |
| #287 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #178 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #66 | hustler shades | 17 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #115 | hyperinflated seal lung | 4 |
| #19 | ice skate decoy | 1 |
| #5 | ice skate doll | 46 |
| #172 | ice stein | 2 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
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| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
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| #103 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 10 |
| #110 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 10 |
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| #67 | pog #08 (hellion) | 14 |
| #88 | pog #09 (pirate) | 12 |
| #87 | pog #10 (hobo) | 13 |
| #122 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 9 |
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| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #72 | powdered candy sushi set | 13 |
| #45 | power sock | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
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| #143 | pygmy phone number | 1 |
| #48 | quadroculars | 1 |
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| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
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| #9 | ratskin pajama pants | 1 |
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| #138 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
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| #115 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #63 | red balloon | 11 |
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| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
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| #83 | red plastic baby | 7 |
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| #92 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 24 |
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| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #151 | resolution: be feistier | 1 |
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| #116 | resolution: be luckier | 1 |
| #113 | resolution: be more adventurous | 1 |
| #155 | resolution: be sexier | 1 |
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| #148 | resolution: be stronger | 1 |
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| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
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| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
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| #79 | roasted duck | 1 |
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| #32 | samurai turtle | 9 |
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| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
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| #696 | scroll of pasta summoning | 12 |
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| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
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| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
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| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #58 | secret from the future | 3 |
| #232 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 1 |
| #128 | sensitive poetry journal | 5 |
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| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #56 | sewer turtle | 9 |
| #61 | shadowy cat claw | 1 |
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| #4 | shaking skull | 7 |
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| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
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| #86 | short deposition | 27 |
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| #74 | shot of peach schnapps | 8 |
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| #165 | shot of rotgut | 6 |
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| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #125 | single atom | 1 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #105 | sinister-looking cat | 5 |
| #160 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 11 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #93 | sizzling seal fat | 4 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #54 | skate board | 1 |
| #205 | skeletal banana | 1 |
| #31 | skeletal scabbard | 1 |
| #99 | skeleton beans | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #64 | skeleton quiche | 1 |
| #50 | skeleton skis | 1 |
| #42 | skeletortoise | 11 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
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| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #26 | willowy bonnet | 2 |
| #93 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 4 |
| #132 | wind-up ensign | 2 |
| #636 | wind-up meatcar | 8 |
| #69 | wind-up navigation droid | 5 |
| #74 | wind-up owl | 6 |
| #167 | wind-up vampire teeth | 1 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #71 | witch's bread | 1 |
| #17 | wok lobster | 13 |
| #244 | wolf mask | 138 |
| #254 | wolfman mask | 29 |
| #77 | wood screw | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #80 | wooden figurine | 10 |
| #28 | wool sock | 3 |
| #110 | world's smallest violin | 7 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #80 | wumpus hair | 27 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #176 | yam candy | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #247 | yellow gummi ingot | 132 |
| #68 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 28 |
| #33 | yellow pixel potion | 1 |
| #88 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 45 |
| #211 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #317 | yellow striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |