| #11 | 4:20 bomb | 166 |
| #66 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 6 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #216 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 30 |
| #25 | Alice's Army booster box | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #105 | Ancient Saucehelm | 14 |
| #81 | Angelhair Culottes | 10 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #53 | BACON | 3,289 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #143 | BURT | 205 |
| #83 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 10 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #635 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 19 |
| #34 | Beach Buck | 300 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #55 | Bjorn's Hammer | 7 |
| #27 | Bling of the New Wave | 19 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #402 | CRIMBCO wine | 19 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #253 | Chroner | 190 |
| #73 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 11 |
| #91 | Coinspiracy | 35 |
| #135 | Colander of Em-er'il | 11 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #86 | Cosmic Calorie | 508 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #361 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #1074 | Crimbuck | 532 |
| #58 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 20 |
| #25 | Disco Banjo | 18 |
| #137 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 14 |
| #414 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #80 | FDKOL commendation | 8,893 |
| #88 | Freddy Kruegerand | 144 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #123 | FunFunds™ | 6 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #179 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 6 |
| #99 | Game Grid ticket | 127 |
| #65 | Game Grid token | 187 |
| #178 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 6 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #434 | Goodfella contract | 51 |
| #62 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 13 |
| 🥇 | Great S-Cape | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #74 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 11 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #88 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 14 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #84 | Lederhosen of the Night | 14 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #7 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 3 |
| #47 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #229 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 104 |
| #51 | Mace of the Tortoise | 10 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #64 | Newman's Own Trousers | 13 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #16 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #27 | O | 19 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #38 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 7 |
| #13 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #17 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #319 | Rock and Roll Legend | 4 |
| #15 | Rubee™ | 5,218 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #123 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 15 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #13 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #28 | Spacegate Research | 1,571 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #453 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #837 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #1163 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1204 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 13 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #388 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #31 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 19 |
| #58 | Volcoino | 6 |
| #20 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 469 |
| #23 | X | 19 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #25 | Xiblaxian alloy | 16 |
| #19 | Xiblaxian circuitry | 111 |
| #28 | Xiblaxian polymer | 106 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #188 | adorable seal larva | 11 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #74 | bacon bath ball | 12 |
| #413 | badass belt | 105 |
| #296 | bag of bones | 6 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #96 | bath ball gift set | 40 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #19 | black slime glob | 8 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #141 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 110 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #253 | bone chips | 68 |
| #574 | bottle of goofballs | 45 |
| #150 | brick | 235 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #15 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #21 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #13 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #92 | bunny liver | 106 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #44 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #52 | caustic slime nodule | 8 |
| #106 | chocolate bath ball | 9 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #65 | das boot | 2 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #64 | disturbing fanfic | 5,564 |
| #41 | dread tarragon | 1 |
| #71 | dreadful roast | 1 |
| #2105 | duct tape | 2 |
| #172 | easter egg balloon | 94 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #120 | fat loot token | 34 |
| #36 | festive sausage | 56 |
| #1645 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #71 | fistful of ashes | 74 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #156 | friendly cheez blob | 12 |
| #16 | fudgecule | 111,133 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #349 | handful of confetti | 105 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #103 | hobo nickel | 2,869 |
| #36 | holiday cheese log | 57 |
| #163 | incense bath ball | 6 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #37 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| #203 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #24 | lunar isotope | 8,899 |
| #174 | macaroni duck | 10 |
| #666 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #8 | memory of a C | 325 |
| #8 | memory of a G | 313 |
| #138 | memory of a T | 9 |
| #166 | memory of an A | 7 |
| #97 | mime soul fragment | 53 |
| #38 | mind flayer corpse | 652 |
| #55 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #101 | obsidian dagger | 96 |
| #13 | odd silver coin | 22 |
| #222 | old sweatpants | 329 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #91 | plot hole | 3,244 |
| #45 | pocket lint (orange) | 1 |
| #18 | polished moon-amber | 1 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #856 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #39 | sand dollar | 1,300 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #285 | spectre scepter | 106 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #34 | sprinkles | 44,235 |
| #46 | stinking agaricus | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #572 | strange cube | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #209 | stray chihuahua | 12 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #16 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #107 | tin rations | 2 |
| #344 | toast | 3,367 |
| #80 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #445 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #70 | unusual disco ball | 18 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #25 | voter registration form | 1 |
| #64 | wad of cotton | 32 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #177 | warbear whosit | 1,100 |
| #108 | white-label gin | 2 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |