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#14272-ball1
#16530669 scroll73
#59033398 scroll16
#934334 scroll1
#50668 scroll43
#3938-ball68
#309A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes3
#537A. W. O. L. commendation9
#79Alewifeâ„¢ Ale33
#274Alice's Army Alchemist1
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#262Alice's Army Mad Bomber1
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#255Alice's Army Ninja1
#258Alice's Army Nurse1
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#267Alice's Army Shieldmaiden1
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#251Alice's Army Spearsman1
#257Alice's Army Swordsman1
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#584Angry Farmer candy111
#437Atomic Comic1
#217Atomic Pop1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
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#373BGE shotglass18
#224BGE tiny plastic toy5
#291Bash-ÅŒs cereal1
#114Battlie Light Saver6
#203Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm4
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#227BitterSweetTarts1
#207Black No. 239
#149Blackfly Chardonnay42
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#188Bohemian rhapsody2
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#582CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#480CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#508CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#475CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
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#535CRIMBCOLOAF6
#52Cloaca Cola Polar176
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#165Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce3
#447Copper Alpha of Sincerity5
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#105Crimbo fudge310
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#6Crimbomination Contraption1
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#111D roll124
#137DNOTC Box3
#429Daffy Taffy77
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#394Dickory Farms Gift Basket16
#1695Disco 'Fro Pick2
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#1821Drowsy Sword4
#149Duskwalker syringe2
#229Dyspepsi-Cola325
#248Eau de Guaneau2
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#221El Vibrato power sphere5
#654Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
#92Elmley shades13
#46Elvish delight11
#875Ent cider3
#956FDKOL commendation2
#30FDKOL fire hose1
#47FDKOL hotcakes183
#250Friendliness Beverage5
#126Fudgie Roll2
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#211Game Grid ticket10
#1026Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
#379Go-Wassail47
#215Grateful Undead T-shirt2
#71Green Manalishi29
#344Gummi-Gnauga7
#759Heimandatz's heart2
#92Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians1
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#1097Imp Ale43
#1288Iron Beta of Industry2
#325Jack-in-the-box19
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#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#107Jefferson wings1
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
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#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
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#25Knob Kitchen grab-bag12
#15Knob mushroom3,061
#41Knob sausage545
#456Lars the Cyberian1
#2767Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet4
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
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#401Manetwich1
#95Mariner's Friend cough drops9
#235McMillicancuddy's Special Lager14
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#25Mer-kin weaksauce40
#266Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub242
#262Milk Studs4
#364Monstar energy beverage9
#63Mountain Stream soda1,389
#947Mr. Mediocrebar50
#219NG5
#50NPZR chemistry set130
#192Nardz energy beverage3
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
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#528Newbiesportâ„¢ tent1
#180Oil of Parrrlay16
#308Orcish meat locker1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#228PADL Phone43
#74Pack of Alice's Army Cards109
#1494Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster3
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#135PlexiPips1
#99Polysniff Perfume6
#255Professor What T-Shirt1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#216Red Rover BB gun18
#80Red X Shield1
#1049Rock Pops43
#46S.A.V.E. flyer10
#22Saccharine Maple pendant3
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#157Schrödinger's thermos176
#349Senior Mints16
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#147Space Tours Tripple6
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
#338Spooky-Gro fertilizer2
#153Squat-Thrust Magazine3
#201St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket24
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#220Sugar Cog11
#465Supernova Champagne5
#352Swabbieâ„¢ swab4
#119Sweet Sword1
#115T.U.R.D.S. Key7
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#1000Tasty Fun Good rice candy23
#396The Art of Slapfighting2
#86The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones14
#359The Big Book of Pirate Insults8
#788The Joy of Wassailing2
#73The Landscaper's leafblower1
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#124Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy1
#1414Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#1737Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#390Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette2
#290Tiger-lily's milk1
#445Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste3
#36Trivial Avocations Card: What?632
#32Trivial Avocations Card: When?638
#35Trivial Avocations Card: Where?646
#36Trivial Avocations Card: Who?595
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#291Typical Tavern swill15
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#116Vial of jus de larmes1
#221Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray2
#1145Wint-O-Fresh mint6
#381Wolfman Nardz2
#105Workytime Tea22
#142Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick7
#160Ye Olde Medieval Insult4
#39Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher957
#2677Yummy Tummy bean5
#376Zim Merman's guitar2
#175Zu Mannkäse Dienen11
#136abominable blubber7
#104accidental cider28
#65adder74
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#296all-purpose cleaner18
🥇all-year sucker1
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#21amok pudding82
#273ancient frozen dinner8
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#183ancient spice15
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#282ant agonist10
#877anticheese2
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#486around the world1
#306aspirin3
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#36baby cuddlefish6
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#1593barrrnacle3
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#1172batgut1
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#1662battered Crimbo Crate1
#227battered hubcap1
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🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
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🥇blank note1
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#66chocolate filthy lucre161
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#394circular CRIMBCOOKIE4
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#147clutch of dodecapede eggs3
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#587concentrated magicalness pill1
🥉control crystal1
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#234dope gangsta bling-bling4
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#285eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest2
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#3266easter egg balloon4
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#238enormous belt buckle14
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#98ferret bait195
#42fettucini épines Inconnu1
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#64filthy lucre290
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#99giant yellow gummi ingot3
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#257gnoll teeth17
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#379gremlin juice4
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#810grouchy restless spirit3
#1410grue egg18
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#229half-rotten brain3
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#366handful of walnuts3
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#84haunted paddle-ball1
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🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#875heart of the volcano6
#797hemp string2
#385henna face paint1
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#294hideous egg12
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#578hippy protest button1
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#790hot wing22
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#594ice-cold Willer58
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#38imitation crab crate30
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#312imp unity ring4
#110incredible pizza2
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#312jack flapper1
#39jamfish jam25
#43jar of anniversary jam1
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#154leftovers of indeterminate origin18
#283legitimate business on the beach1
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#63live nautical mine4
#120live wire6
#46lollipop stick1,338
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#1204lucky rabbit's foot4
#129lynyrd musk1
#111lynyrd skin1
#167mana curds1
#141margarita18
#53mariachi G-string84
#214marshmallow flambé3
#301martini10
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#101mauve polka-dot oyster egg26
#81mauve striped oyster egg32
#131megatofu91
#396melted Jell-o shot2
#99metal mandible1
#107miniature boiler2
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#144missing wine1
#218mixed wildflower greens3
#84moist sailor's cap2
#268mojo filter4
#54molotov cocktail cocktail186
#166molten brick81
#42molten scrap metal24
#83moose chocolate5
#102moose thought3
#25mother's little helper946
#11mother's secret recipe21
#1339motivational poster1
#79moxie weed436
#491mulled cider1
#393mummy costume15
#259mummy wrapping74
#291munchies pill1
#589mushroom fermenting solution12
#1341mylar scout drone2
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#3705nanite-infested candy cane1
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#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
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#488night-vision goggles4
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#85ninja crampons2
#112ninja rope1
#2847obsidian dagger2
#267ocean motion6
#433off-white plastic oyster egg11
#389off-white striped oyster egg8
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#142old rosewater cream1
#2063old sweatpants2
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#73one pill33
#2042oozenog2
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#79orcish rubber32
#134out-of-tune biwa2
#13overcookie733
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#566pack of KWE trading card6
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#95painting of a glass of wine8
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#188papaya slung10
#150paperclip322
#257passable elf mask13
#156patent antipsychotics4
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🥇yield shield1
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#2364yo-yo1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 88,301 items total!

what items are this player missing?