| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #93 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #195 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #343 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #193 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #537 | Dramaticâ„¢ range | 1 |
| #184 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #16 | Grim Brothers' story book | 1 |
| #1144 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #34 | Jawmaster 2000â„¢ | 1 |
| #1285 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #98 | Junk-Bond | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #738 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #31 | Little Crimson Book | 1 |
| #35 | Louder Than Bomb | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #16 | MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher | 1 |
| #109 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #523 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 1 |
| #309 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #19 | S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. | 1 |
| #21 | S.S. Ticket | 1 |
| #1075 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #254 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #14 | Stembridge sidearm | 1 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #95 | Telltaleâ„¢ rubber heart | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #82 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #1035 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #986 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 19 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 19 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1431 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1297 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #234 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 19 |
| #931 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #238 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #19 | Xiblaxian holo-bowtie | 1 |
| #1117 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #195 | adder | 1 |
| #29 | affordable teak perch | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #15 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #20 | amphibious tophat | 1 |
| #264 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #35 | ant antidepressant | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #1848 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #133 | bag of many confections | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #109 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #962 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #2125 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #901 | baseball | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #99 | big dribbly candle | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #920 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #77 | blob of wood glue | 1 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #116 | blowdart | 1 |
| #23 | blue canary nightlight | 1 |
| #943 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #12 | blue pumps | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #70 | bobcat grenade | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #173 | book of matches | 1 |
| #52 | boozebomb | 1 |
| #10 | bottle of Cochon Noir | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #43 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
| #44 | bottle of perfume | 1 |
| #102 | bottled swamp gas | 1 |
| #248 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #15 | box of hickory chips | 1 |
| #28 | brass bung spigot | 1 |
| #29 | brass crank handle | 1 |
| #227 | brass gear | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #14 | brass turkey knuckles | 1 |
| #103 | breadchucks | 1 |
| #437 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #56 | broken glass grenade | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #335 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #228 | bus pass | 1 |
| #28 | cactus monocle | 1 |
| #2153 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #57 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #27 | candy cane candygram | 1 |
| #259 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #262 | carton of rotten eggs | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #235 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #198 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 1 |
| #55 | chiptune guitar | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #503 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #14 | chocolate bowtie | 1 |
| #70 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #23 | chocolate-stained collar | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #1797 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #157 | clumsiness bark | 1 |
| #185 | clutch of dodecapede eggs | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #611 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #86 | confiscated cell phone | 1 |
| #101 | confiscated comic book | 1 |
| #81 | confiscated love note | 1 |
| #257 | confusing LED clock | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #31 | cotton candy cordial | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #97 | crate of firebombs | 1 |
| #160 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #136 | crude voodoo doll | 1 |
| #31 | crystal decanter | 1 |
| #455 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #19 | cute bow from beyond the stars | 1 |
| #207 | death blossom | 1 |
| #809 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #59 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #617 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #346 | dishrag | 1 |
| #93 | disposable instant camera | 1 |
| #111 | droopy doll eye | 1 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #19 | even more tinsel | 1 |
| #354 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #29 | extra-heavy BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #45 | extra-strength rubber bands | 1 |
| #22 | eye 'n' horn shampoo | 1 |
| #403 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #261 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #174 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #1987 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #849 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #97 | filthy child leash | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #37 | fin-bit wax | 1 |
| #135 | fireball | 1 |
| #76 | firebomb | 1 |
| #86 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #57 | fixed-gear bicycle | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #18 | flaming nose | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #173 | flask flops | 1 |
| #19 | flask of embalming fluid | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #204 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #367 | forest tears | 1 |
| #17 | french-fry grabber | 1 |
| #233 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #210 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #63 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #200 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #192 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #195 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #661 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #302 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
| #45 | gill rings | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #108 | glark cable | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #826 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #25 | golden banana | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #900 | green candy heart | 3 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #15 | grimstone galoshes | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #26 | half-height unicycle | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #54 | handful of bees | 1 |
| #36 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #629 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #15 | heavy-duty Crimbot aerial | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
| #385 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #373 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #133 | hep waders | 1 |
| #16 | high-speed upgrade | 1 |
| #32 | holo-bomber | 1 |
| #75 | holy bomb, batman | 1 |
| #17 | homemade robot gear | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #247 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #74 | illegal firecracker | 1 |
| #35 | imitation whetstone | 1 |
| #11 | immense ballet shoes | 1 |
| #208 | imp air | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #78 | ironic moustache | 1 |
| #135 | jagged scrap metal | 1 |
| #32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1884 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #2543 | killing feather | 1 |
| #172 | killing jar | 1 |
| #21 | kitty sheet music | 1 |
| #1000 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #149 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #10 | lead collar | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #33 | li'l candy corn costume | 1 |
| #15 | li'l knight costume | 1 |
| #32 | li'l unicorn costume | 1 |
| #54 | licorice boa | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #209 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #24 | little wooden mannequin | 1 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #1893 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #707 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #9 | mayo pump | 1 |
| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #33 | metallic foil bow | 1 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #42 | metallic foil radar dish | 1 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #37 | microwave stogie | 1 |
| #41 | mini-Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #26 | miniature Jacob's ladder | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #147 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #31 | miniature castagnets | 1 |
| #137 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #51 | miniature life preserver | 1 |
| #24 | miniature pruning shears | 1 |
| #22 | miniature tophat | 1 |
| #25 | miniscule beatbox | 1 |
| #51 | mint-condition magic wand | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #142 | molten scrap metal | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #811 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #22 | nanorhino credit card | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #105 | ninja carabiner | 1 |
| #108 | ninja crampons | 1 |
| #112 | ninja rope | 1 |
| #16 | nosy nose ringy ring | 1 |
| #49 | noxious gas grenade | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #73 | nugget of sodium | 1 |
| #3384 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #133 | old bronzer | 1 |
| #131 | old eyebrow pencil | 1 |
| #141 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #51 | opium grenade | 1 |
| #15 | orange boxing gloves | 1 |
| #984 | orange candy heart | 3 |
| #231 | orcish hand lotion | 1 |
| #232 | orcish nailing lube | 1 |
| #225 | orcish rubber | 1 |
| #391 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #258 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #190 | paint bomb | 1 |
| #160 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #187 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #152 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #121 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #378 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #61 | pencil kunai | 1 |
| #141 | pencil stub | 1 |
| #70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #36 | peppermint crook | 1 |
| #60 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #739 | personal massager | 1 |
| #30 | pet anemone | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #898 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #80 | ph balancer | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #49 | picture of you | 1 |
| #29 | pile of dungeon junk | 1 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #1001 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #2048 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #36 | plastic bib | 1 |
| #82 | plastic nightmare troll | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #17 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #39 | portable motorcycle | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #1167 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #813 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #491 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #40 | pretty pink bow | 1 |
| #1188 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #26 | psychedelic bubble wand | 1 |
| #157 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #63 | pumpkin bomb | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #41 | puppet strings | 1 |
| #14 | putty coat | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #48 | quadroculars | 1 |
| #52 | quake of arrows | 1 |
| #124 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #74 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #20 | ramekin of space nuts | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #36 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
| #29 | rattlesnake enrager | 1 |
| #963 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #188 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #136 | really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #171 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #23 | really tiny cocktail shaker | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #188 | red button | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #9 | rhinestone cowhorn | 1 |
| #21 | ribcage rollcage | 1 |
| #1555 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #136 | round blue bomb | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #80 | rubber spider | 1 |
| #1021 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #92 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #379 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #23 | school spirit socket set | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #77 | sea lasso | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #154 | seaweed | 1 |
| #37 | security blankie | 1 |
| #204 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #18 | self-dribbling basketball | 1 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #17 | shiny brass tailfeathers | 1 |
| #22 | shiny gold fronts | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #128 | short calculator | 1 |
| #128 | short writ of habeas corpus | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #108 | shuriken salad | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #16 | slightly thicker filthy rags | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #41 | smiley-face sticker | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #34 | snow halo | 1 |
| #236 | snowball | 1 |
| #34 | solid state loom | 1 |
| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #97 | spangly unitard | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #74 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1160 | spider web | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #122 | spooky alphabet block | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #82 | spooky music box mechanism | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #937 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #122 | spooky sound effects record | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #18 | spruce juice | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #34 | stick-on mini solar panels | 1 |
| #49 | stomp box | 1 |
| #387 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #53 | string of dingle balls | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8863 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8974 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8971 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8880 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #122 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #184 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #147 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #105 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #110 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #73 | surgical tape | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #610 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #326 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #183 | throwing candy | 1 |
| #121 | throwing fork | 1 |
| #124 | throwing knife | 1 |
| #121 | throwing spoon | 1 |
| #1441 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #13 | tiny baby scorpion | 1 |
| #29 | tiny ballet slippers | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #51 | tiny bindle | 1 |
| #191 | tiny bowler | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #33 | tiny cell phone | 1 |
| #34 | tiny do-rag | 1 |
| #10 | tiny domino mask | 1 |
| #185 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #13 | tiny prop sword | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #27 | tiny sombrero | 1 |
| #52 | tiny top hat and cane | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #108 | tongue depressor | 1 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #94 | twisted-up wet towel | 1 |
| #116 | unbearable light | 1 |
| #29 | undissolvable contact lenses | 1 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #29 | unspeakable lozenges | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #328 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #10 | vicious spiked collar | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #265 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #940 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #486 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #1016 | white candy heart | 2 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1935 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2055 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #71 | wind-up spider | 1 |
| #814 | windchimes | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #29 | woimbook | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #61 | woolen cravat | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1455 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1108 | yellow candy heart | 3 |
| #2118 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |