| #473 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 3 |
| #69 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| #609 | BGE merchandise order form | 5 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #22 | Bulky Buddy Box | 129 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #644 | CRIMBCO scrip | 235 |
| #363 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #919 | Crimbo candied pecan | 7 |
| #1123 | Crimbo fudge | 4 |
| #870 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 8 |
| #74 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #1155 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| 🥉 | Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) | 1 |
| #706 | Knob mushroom | 2 |
| #755 | Knoll mushroom | 5 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #36 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #51 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #815 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #52 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #48 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1164 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1738 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1810 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1266 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #42 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 1 |
| #34 | Unagnimated Gnome | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #592 | Valentine | 37 |
| #19 | adventurer clone egg | 2 |
| #239 | alien drugs | 4 |
| #107 | alien force field disruptor bean | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #239 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #83 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #430 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #13 | black Crimbo ball | 5,555 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #85 | bone chips | 264 |
| #103 | book of facts | 1 |
| #5027 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #124 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #77 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #80 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #67 | boxed Sept-Ember Censer | 1 |
| #78 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #52 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #1590 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #1889 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #2742 | candy cane | 6 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #72 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #3275 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #44 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #83 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #37 | deed to Oliver's Place | 2 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #131 | digital key lime pie | 10 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #772 | doll house | 5 |
| #1465 | duct tape | 9 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1268 | fake hand | 8 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #17 | flat dough | 3,053 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #217 | government cheese | 7 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #4483 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1998 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #676 | hobo nickel | 217 |
| #75 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #421 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #57 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #48 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #41 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #55 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #71 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 1 |
| #32 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 2 |
| #56 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| #187 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #454 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #322 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #1404 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| 🥇 | red pixel potion | 40,992 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #3638 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #64 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #65 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #77 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #149 | space junk | 12 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1351 | spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #332 | strange cube | 4 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6275 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6272 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7831 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #5317 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4953 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2146 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #5753 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #5756 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5347 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6199 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5813 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5740 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4592 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #16 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #4913 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 9 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #816 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2879 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6183 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2509 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2876 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #4863 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #1916 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #462 | toast | 2,166 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #32 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #34 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #43 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #55 | untorn tearaway pants package | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #14 | white Crimbo ball | 5,555 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #86 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |