| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 35 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
| #547 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 8 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #521 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 5 |
| #270 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 18 |
| #261 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 42 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #86 | bacon bath ball | 11 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #530 | designer handbag | 5 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #132 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,423 |
| #215 | fistful of ashes | 19 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #186 | plastic cup of beer | 12 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #331 | strange cube | 4 |
| #267 | stray chihuahua | 10 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #166 | sugar sheet | 38 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #176 | unusual disco ball | 11 |
| #145 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 61 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |