| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #558 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 9 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #154 | Mae West with a fly in it | 2 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #150 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 9 |
| #223 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 5 |
| #215 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 5 |
| #250 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 2 |
| #180 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 4 |
| #121 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 7 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #480 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 6 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #507 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #134 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 10 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #366 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 11 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #668 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #342 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1217 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #205 | burnt flower | 38 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #165 | strange cube | 10 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #504 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 4 |
| #259 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 7 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #226 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #621 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |