Museum :: Steal My Toast

Steal My Toast

Rank	Item	Quantity
#574	1-ball	7
#613	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	7
#663	2-ball	5
#520	3-ball	8
#574	30669 scroll	9
#415	33398 scroll	39
#599	4-ball	6
#383	5-ball	12
#377	6-ball	12
#500	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	4
#569	7-ball	7
#1225	8-ball	8
#117	A. W. O. L. commendation	55
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#2708	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#125	Bash-Ōs boxtop	9
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#296	Black No. 2	19
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#1369	Bonerdagon necklace	5
#26	Boozehounds Anonymous token	40
#133	Boris's key lime	4
#925	Boris's ring	1
#1166	Boss Bat bling	2
#1512	Boss Bat britches	6
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#717	CRIMBCO mug	14
#819	CRIMBCO wine	9
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#1211	Codpiece of the Goblin King	5
#105	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	7
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1370	Crimbuck	283
#1849	Crown of the Goblin King	10
#671	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	9
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#953	Drowsy Sword	15
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#479	FDKOL commendation	295
#586	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	7
#277	Frat Army FGF	10
🥇	French slippers	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#126	Gnollish casserole dish	8
#489	Gnollish flyswatter	4
#320	Gnollish pie server	5
#450	Gnollish pie tin	5
#452	Gnollish plunger	4
#310	Gnollish slotted spoon	6
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#656	Green Clover of Justice	3
#336	Hollandaise helmet	6
#155	Iiti Kitty phone charm	23
#999	Instant Karma	2
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#159	Jarlsberg's key lime	2
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#176	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	2
#536	Knob Goblin elite helm	7
#462	Knob Goblin elite pants	9
#495	Knob Goblin elite polearm	7
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#64	Knob Goblin eyedrops	23
#676	Knob Goblin firecracker	13
#376	Knob Goblin harem pants	10
#353	Knob Goblin harem veil	10
#356	Knob Goblin love potion	33
#462	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#266	Knob Goblin melon baller	8
#486	Knob Goblin pants	15
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#628	Knob Goblin scimitar	8
#444	Knob Goblin spatula	9
#718	Knob Goblin steroids	4
#627	Knob Goblin tongs	9
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#1460	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	15
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#382	Meleegra™ pills	24
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1023	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	3
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#602	Mohawk wig	7
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#174	NG	8
#333	Newbiesport™ tent	5
#987	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
#243	Oil of Parrrlay	9
#676	Orcish baseball cap	2
#534	Orcish cargo shorts	3
#446	Orcish frat-paddle	4
#195	Orcish meat locker	2
#195	PADL Phone	60
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#494	Pine-Fresh air freshener	4
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#353	SPF 451 lip balm	6
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#262	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#220	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	4
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#220	Swabbie™ swab	14
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#359	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	8
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1945	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#221	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	19
#198	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	9
#179	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	13
#169	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	16
#178	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	13
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#473	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	23
#254	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	12
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#847	Warm Subject gift certificate	8
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#251	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	5
#365	a butt tuba	1
#579	acid-squirting flower	4
#584	acoustic guitarrr	4
#311	adder bladder	24
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#852	amulet of extreme plot significance	7
#142	ancient spice	23
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#171	ant agonist	20
#371	armgun	3
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#328	asbestos apron	2
#125	asbestos crossbow	6
#261	asparagus knife	32
#169	asshat	16
#2858	badass belt	16
#261	bag of Cheat-Os	39
#191	bag of lard	6
#1059	baggie of powdered sugar	3
#62	balaclava	17
#406	banana-frosted king cake	7
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#458	baseball	8
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#396	batblade	6
#382	bath ball gift set	13
#198	beach glass necklace	2
#402	beer bomb	43
#226	beer bong	11
#172	beer helmet	44
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#176	beer-soaked mop	2
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#182	bejeweled pledge pin	44
#566	belemnite fossil	6
#146	big glob of skin	1
#552	big red clown nose	8
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#180	bird rib	10
#460	bit of clingfilm	9
#351	black eyedrops	2
#341	black greaves	6
#403	black helmet	4
#191	black kettle drum	5
#373	black pepper	4
#461	black picnic basket	1
#743	black pixel	10
#667	black shield	1
#338	black snake skin	15
#485	black sword	3
#456	bloody clown pants	10
#199	blueberry-frosted king cake	7
#474	bone chips	26
#213	bone collar	1
#148	bone flute	13
#488	bone rattle	2
#53	bonerang	1
#312	booty chest charrrm	19
#278	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	4
#208	bottle of alcohol	18
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#455	bottle of bubbles	17
#4254	bottle of goofballs	2
#43	bottle of moontan lotion	1
#159	bottle opener belt buckle	29
#240	boulder	7
#354	box	33
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1473	brick	12
#265	briefcase	28
#609	brine	30
#963	broken skull	4
#412	broken sword	4
#434	bronze breastplate	2
#153	bronzed locust	17
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#267	bubbly potion	55
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#924	buckyball	4
#903	bugbear beanie	2
#594	bugbear bungguard	6
#168	bullet-proof corduroys	40
#968	bunny liver	1
#207	buoybottoms	4
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#183	bus pass	3
#1206	can of Binarrrca	5
#186	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	3
#211	can of black paint	1
#593	can of maces	1
#421	can of spinach	5
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#303	cannonball charrrm	19
#454	canopic jar	5
#370	cardboard ore	4
#236	cardboard wakizashi	11
#389	casino pass	7
#351	cat appendix	9
#443	catgut	11
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#943	cheap elven gloves	3
#157	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#206	chef's hat	62
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#186	chocolate-frosted king cake	11
#412	chopsticks	8
#229	chrome crossbow	3
#587	chrome ore	6
#429	chrome staff	1
#354	clay peace-sign bead	8
#747	clockwork key	1
#291	cloudy potion	47
#652	clown shoes	2
#296	clown skin	22
#238	clownskin belt	1
#2494	club necklace	2
#27	coal paperweight	1
#292	coconut shell	188
#350	coffin lid	3
#491	cog	48
#52	cog and sprocket assembly	38
#558	cold ninja mask	3
#216	cold nuggets	6
#156	collection of tiny spooky objects	12
#252	comfy pillow	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#270	cool whip	15
#377	copper ha'penny charrrm	11
#389	corn holder	2
#632	cornuthaum	3
#259	costume sword	2
#433	cream pie	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#541	crowbarrr	2
#299	curmudgel	2
#418	cursed cannonball	1
#356	cursed dirty joke scroll	2
#302	cursed voodoo skull	3
#1245	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#251	dark potion	64
#543	dead guy's watch	9
#371	decorative fountain	13
#188	deluxe fax machine	2
#423	demon skin	18
#978	dense meat stack	5
#72	dented harmonica	64
#591	deodorant	1
#617	depantsing bomb	1
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#316	diamond-studded cane	19
#597	didgeridooka	1
#220	digital key lime	1
#878	dill	31
#1258	disco ball	7
#1085	disco mask	9
#345	disease	36
#431	disembodied brain	6
#179	disintegrating quill pen	57
#327	displaced fish	11
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#948	disturbing fanfic	40
#286	dope gangsta bling-bling	3
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#79	double-ice box	1
#170	double-ice cap	1
#451	drab sonata	7
#577	draggin' ball hat	6
#293	dried face	11
#581	drum machine	3
#770	dry noodles	16
#757	drywall axe	14
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#1082	duct tape	18
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#557	eXtreme mittens	4
#504	eXtreme scarf	4
#4233	easter egg balloon	2
#276	effervescent potion	56
#388	effluvious emerald	2
#763	elven socks	5
#1245	elven suicide capsule	15
#392	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	28
#1092	empty agua de vida bottle	9
#380	empty meat tank	7
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#350	enormous belt buckle	8
#305	enormous hoop earring	3
#382	evil golden arch	20
#181	evil golden arches	6
#292	exploding hacky-sack	3
#571	eyepatch	8
#596	f3d0r4	6
#1167	facsimile dictionary	5
#374	fairy gravy boat	2
#161	fake blood	7
#304	fancy bath salts	43
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#133	fat bottom quark	16
#331	fermenting powder	4
#737	festive holiday hat	5
#736	fetid feather	1
#191	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	14
#413	filthy corduroys	12
#350	filthy knitted dread sack	16
#1223	filthy lucre	15
#228	filthy pestle	11
#195	finger cymbals	3
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#324	fizzy potion	42
#399	flaming crutch	13
#609	flaming feather	6
#579	flaming talons	6
#389	flange	5
#535	flaregun	13
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#216	flimsy clipboard	2
#497	flirtatious feather	7
#746	floaty sand	6
#177	flowing hippy skirt	5
#497	foam noodle	1
#631	foolscap fool's cap	2
#282	fossilized baboon skull	2
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#443	fossilized limb	16
#309	fossilized serpent skull	2
#229	fossilized spine	8
#299	fossilized torso	18
#433	fossilized wing	6
#197	fossilized wyrm skull	4
#151	frigid hankyū	3
#501	frigid mote	1
#580	frigid ninja stars	32
#279	frilly skirt	14
#544	frozen feather	8
#207	frozen nunchaku	17
#149	full meat tank	1
#206	funky dried mushroom	52
#227	furniture dolly	11
#709	furry fur	49
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#189	ga-ga radio	17
#322	gas balloon	16
#289	ghuol ears	55
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#343	giant discarded torn-up glove	13
#169	giant foam finger	23
#617	giant needle	29
#1044	giant pinky ring	11
#110	gilded ancient cursed key	2
#383	glacial sapphire	1
#696	glass of goat's milk	4
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#674	glowing red eye	9
#278	gnatwing	18
#427	gnauga hide	10
#352	gnoll lips	10
#508	gnoll teeth	5
#464	goat beard	8
#700	goat cheese pizza	3
#355	goatskin umbrella	3
#351	gob of wet hair	39
#276	gold lamé pants	2
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#2145	golden ring	33
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#70	grape troll doll	1
#392	grave robbing shovel	2
#1159	green candy heart	1
#640	green gummi ingot	24
#768	green pixel	23
#248	green smoke bomb	8
#168	gremlin juice	13
#461	grouchy restless spirit	15
#2196	grue egg	10
#265	grumpy old man charrrm	11
#224	grungy bandana	4
#368	grungy flannel shirt	1
#325	guard turtle shell	2
#458	guitar pick	5
#908	gyroscope	2
#475	hair spray	5
#238	half-baked potion	2
#228	half-rotten brain	3
#1451	hamethyst	4
#2126	handful of confetti	15
#907	handful of hand chalk	9
#278	handful of honey	14
#332	handful of sand	47
#215	handful of sawdust	32
#601	handsomeness potion	1
#506	happiness	2
#324	headhunter necktie	1
#3382	heart necklace	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#632	heavy D	41
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#271	hellion cube	27
#1078	helmet turtle	14
#180	hemp net	1
#369	hemp string	28
#199	henna face paint	9
#373	henna tattoo	1
#583	herbs	12
#294	hideous egg	12
#707	hill of beans	7
#162	hippy bongo	7
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#117	hors d'oeuvre tray	18
#998	hot katana blade	1
#169	hot nuggets	14
#183	hot plate	10
#125	hot powder	14
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#181	huge spoon	12
#559	hypodermic needle	2
#418	icy katana hilt	5
#1278	immense cyborg hand	4
#236	imp unity ring	10
#193	infernal fife	8
#348	infernal insoles	8
#183	inkwell	37
#249	intriguing puzzle box	2
#691	invisible bag	1
#402	irate sombrero	4
#885	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	4
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#181	jungle drum	3
#201	keg shield	16
#328	ketchup hound	13
#530	kick-ass kicks	1
#1825	killing feather	24
#2060	kite	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#205	knob bugle	5
#79	knobby helmet turtle	8
#583	kumquartz	7
#137	leaf of grass	3
#381	leather chaps	6
#532	leather mask	5
#245	leathery bat skin	31
#366	leathery cat skin	19
#314	leathery rat skin	9
#439	leotarrrd	3
#351	lihc eye	46
#276	lihc face	20
#665	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	8
#822	line	10
#301	linoleum crossbow	2
#356	linoleum ore	13
#521	linoleum sword	1
#338	little paper umbrella	201
#209	little round pebble	1
#510	live wire	2
#333	lollipop stick	170
#210	long pork	10
#609	long skinny balloon	6
#615	loose teeth	56
#48	los chinos	20
#268	love song of disturbing obsession	5
#346	lowercase N	31
#1203	lucky rabbit's foot	4
#360	lump of diamond	6
#223	magic whistle	8
#295	magical ice cubes	174
#331	magilaser blastercannon	4
#342	maiden wig	6
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#15	manly bloomers	19
#530	mariachi G-string	3
#315	mariachi hat	7
#1299	mariachi pants	1
#1193	marzipan skull	2
#498	meat engine	1
#856	meat paste	3
#117	meat stack	895
#675	meat vortex	19
#282	megatofu	23
#390	mesh cap	5
#697	metallic A	19
#262	milky potion	53
#415	mime soul fragment	6
#407	miner's helmet	6
#412	miner's pants	5
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#366	mojo filter	2
#196	molotov cocktail cocktail	26
#364	moonglasses	1
#495	mother's little helper	3
#500	motivational poster	9
#376	mullet wig	3
#507	mummy costume	11
#270	murky potion	52
#489	night-vision goggles	4
#393	ninja hot pants	7
#270	ninja mop	8
#160	nothing-in-the-box	4
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#1138	obsidian dagger	14
#330	ocarina of space	4
#261	old coin purse	32
#329	old leather wallet	14
#1553	old sweatpants	10
#306	opera mask	2
#636	original G	40
#106	out-of-tune biwa	3
#128	oven mitts	2
#1490	oversized fish scaler	3
#618	oversized pipe	1
#668	oversized pizza cutter	3
#832	oyster basket	4
#361	pail	34
#983	pair of bolt cutters	3
#431	palm frond	9
#1171	pants of the Slug Lord	2
#447	panty raider camouflage	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#1238	passable elf mask	4
#1048	pasta spoon	7
#469	pat-a-cake pendant	2
#379	patchouli incense stick	41
#158	patchouli oil bomb	14
#459	pearidot	11
#208	perforated battle paddle	28
#898	petrified wood	1
#332	phat turquoise bead	17
#875	photoprotoneutron torpedo	6
#684	pickle-flavored chewing gum	7
#43	pie crust	116
#295	pile of dusty animal bones	20
#354	pile of gold coins	3
#420	pile of jumping beans	5
#331	pine tar	1
#99	pink plastic baby	5
#601	pirate pelvis	2
#424	pitchfork	3
#280	plastic guitar	5
#1281	plot hole	1
#129	pocket theremin	7
#910	pocketwatch on a chain	3
#271	pointed stick	3
#622	poison pen	3
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#1395	polyalloy shield	3
#716	pool cue	4
#1142	pork elf goodies sack	3
#243	possessed tomato	1
#1010	possessed top	5
#848	potato sprout	2
#448	poultrygeist	1
#286	powdered organs	7
#810	pr0n legs	4
#335	pretty flower	492
#681	probability potion	25
#616	procrastination potion	37
#47	propeller beanie	1
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#1293	pulsing flesh	2
#594	pumpkinhead mask	10
#727	purple glowstick	1
#233	pygmy blowgun	7
#250	pygmy nose-bone	3
#222	pygmy pygment	6
#199	pygmy spear	2
#167	ram horns	30
#208	ram stick	17
#123	ram-battering staff	1
#244	rat appendix	45
#36	rat tooth polish	1
#438	ratgut	2
#344	rave whistle	5
#799	ravioli hat	15
#543	razor-sharp can lid	14
#1220	really dense meat stack	3
#188	really really sticky spider web	1
#624	red gummi ingot	25
#796	red pixel	1
#162	red plastic oyster egg	22
#577	reinforced beaded headband	1
#344	reodorant	20
#1299	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#377	rice bowl	4
#65	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#795	ridiculously huge sword	5
#535	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	2
#587	rigid carapace	8
#390	ring of aggravate monster	18
#338	ring of fire resistance	1
#341	ring of gain strength	1
#428	ring of half-assed regeneration	7
#414	ring of increase damage	1
#740	rocky raccoon	2
#2222	rogue swarmer	20
#760	roll of toilet paper	81
#142	rolling pin	1
#162	round green sunglasses	6
#638	round purple sunglasses	1
#3636	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#2767	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	2
#401	ruby W	27
#137	rum barrel charrrm	12
#186	rusty bonesaw	3
#750	rusty chain necklace	2
#389	rusty grave robbing shovel	8
#212	rusty metal ring	2
#462	sabre teeth	11
#683	safarrri hat	1
#336	sake bomb	45
#190	salamander slurry	1
#751	saucepan	37
#2027	sawblade fragment	24
#548	sawblade shield	4
#209	scorpion whip	5
#1014	scroll of pasta summoning	5
#891	scrumptious reagent	6
#1670	seal-clubbing club	1
#722	seal-skull helmet	6
#263	secret blend of herbs and spices	4
#210	set of jacks	1
#575	sewer nuggets	1
#25	sewer turtle	26
#351	sewer wad	1
#312	shaving cream	1
#231	shingle	32
#1196	shiny ring	16
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#305	six pack of Mountain Stream	21
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#158	stench powder	7
#1144	stolen accordion	10
#361	stolen office supplies	3
#731	stone of eXtreme power	9
#251	strange cube	6
#657	strawberyl	5
#3940	stuffed Cheshire bitten	10
#5266	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	6
#1086	stuffed alien blob	6
#4836	stuffed angry cow	7
#5354	stuffed astral badger	6
#4895	stuffed baby gravy fairy	7
#4808	stuffed cocoabo	7
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#3202	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#6373	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	4
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#1657	stuffed gray blob	6
#4313	stuffed hand turkey	9
#5757	stuffed mind flayer	5
#6376	stuffed scary death orb	4
#2711	stuffed shoulder parrot	5
#4035	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	10
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#5810	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	5
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#2642	stuffing	1
#477	styrofoam ore	2
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#91	sucker hakama	2
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#102	sucker tachi	2
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#859	super-spiky hair gel	24
#769	swashbuckling pants	2
#349	sweet ninja sword	3
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#319	taco shell	29
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#351	tambourine	1
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#297	tap shoes	4
#297	tarrrnish charrrm	8
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#535	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
#603	tenderizing hammer	1
#341	terrible poem	1
#953	theoretical string	8
#807	thin black candle	71
#295	throbbing rage gland	1
#927	throwing wrench	5
#463	tiny maracas	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#2776	tiny plastic Axe Wound	2
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#3080	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	2
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#2805	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#3908	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#2848	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	2
#2139	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#2182	tiny plastic Protagonist	3
#2744	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
#3064	tiny plastic The Man	1
#2759	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	2
#2858	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#6168	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#4899	tiny plastic barrrnacle	3
#4477	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3906	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8218	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#8184	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8091	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
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#8057	tiny plastic grue	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
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#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8109	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#8100	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#2171	tiny plastic senile lihc	3
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#2826	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
#8160	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#6167	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#2292	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3873	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#2699	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#2789	tiny plastic zmobie	2
#364	tip jar	2
#411	tires	15
#666	titanium assault umbrella	6
#109	tomb ratchet	11
#163	tonic water	6
#563	tourmalime	8
#828	towel	9
#1175	toy hoverpad	5
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#1789	tree-eating kite	8
#749	trilobite fossil	3
#617	tropical orchid	1
#267	true grit	9
#154	tube of dread wax	34
#1035	turtle totem	15
#110	turtle wax	8
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#57	turtle wax helmet	1
#87	turtle wax shield	1
#131	turtling rod	1
#291	twinkly nuggets	22
#251	twinkly powder	18
#343	twitching claw	12
#277	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
#313	unearthly onyx	2
#2123	unstable DNA	3
#2413	unstable laser battery	15
#254	unstable quark	2
#1585	useless powder	6
#1495	valuable trinket	19
#361	vampire collar	4
#158	vanilla-frosted king cake	10
#2066	vibrating cyborg knife	3
#618	viking helmet	9
#790	vinegar	40
#192	volcanic ash	34
#738	vorpal blade	2
#329	wad of dough	139
#369	wad of tofu	10
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#586	wang	1
#204	war tongs	12
#630	white balloon	2
#586	white collar	1
#602	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#684	white picket fence	2
#535	white pixel	30
#574	white satin pants	3
#581	white satin shield	1
#807	white snake skin	4
#853	white sword	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#453	wind-up meatcar	21
#507	windchimes	8
#615	witch hat	1
#743	wolf mask	9
#531	wolfman mask	11
#279	wonderwall shield	3
#62	wooden axe	20
#473	wooden stakes	4
#460	wool hat	2
#280	world's smallest violin	1
#210	worn tophat	9
#1041	worthless knick-knack	1
#699	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#696	wrench bracelet	3
#352	wussiness potion	40
#647	yellow gummi ingot	24
#1447	yeti fur	5

Wow, that's 10,844 items total!

what items are this player missing?