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#967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
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#675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
#956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
#4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
#1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
#931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
#909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
#1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
#2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
#588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
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#300 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 8 |
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#610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
#1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
#194 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 6 |
#105 | Comet Pop | 1 |
#1001 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
#27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#123 | Crimbuck | 4,721 |
#4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
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#1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
#1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
#737 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
#1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
#519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
#77 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
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🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
#1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
#594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
#595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
#992 | Go-Wassail | 2 |
#678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
#405 | Hollandaise helmet | 2 |
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#735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
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#67 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 491 |
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#995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
#1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
#948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
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#27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
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#185 | Mr. Haggis | 5 |
#226 | Nardz energy beverage | 2 |
#264 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 3 |
#317 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 2 |
#262 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 3 |
#250 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 2 |
#312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
#250 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 2 |
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#897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
#885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
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#39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
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#29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
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#478 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 22 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
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#134 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 9 |
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#843 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
#183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
#912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
#1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
#475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
#589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
#88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
#1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
#233 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
#189 | airblaster gun | 1 |
#124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
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#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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#73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
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#217 | banjo strings | 1 |
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#107 | beer-scented teddy bear | 8 |
#697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
#123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
#975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
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#138 | black cherry soda | 4 |
#156 | black velvet box | 3 |
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#517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
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#771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
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#296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
#52 | butterfly knife | 6 |
#255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
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#1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
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#257 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 3 |
#70 | chisel | 2 |
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#660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#42 | classy monkey | 25 |
#80 | comfy pillow | 8 |
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#653 | cool whip | 2 |
#522 | corn holder | 1 |
#1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
#1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
#179 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
#648 | daisy | 2 |
#109 | dead lights pie | 1 |
#515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
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#476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
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🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
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#105 | elderly jawbreaker | 1 |
#1611 | elven cellocello | 11 |
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#259 | facehugging alien | 1 |
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#384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
#776 | frightful feather | 1 |
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#45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
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#206 | haggis socks | 1 |
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#668 | inkwell | 1 |
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#249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
#69 | leechknife | 1 |
#362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
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#136 | liver and let pie | 1 |
#990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
#345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
#324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
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#192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
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#483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
#579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
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#1437 | old sweatpants | 13 |
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#1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
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#543 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 5 |
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🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
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#1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
#103 | scissor duck | 1 |
#302 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 5 |
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#185 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 99 |
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#251 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 21 |
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#68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
#74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
#63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
#68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
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#144 | sealhide snare | 4 |
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#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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#155 | sponge cake | 4 |
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#1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
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#81 | stone turtle | 1 |
🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
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#224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
#917 | strawberyl | 1 |
#2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
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#278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
#787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
#373 | sweet mochi ball | 9 |
#242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
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#111 | tainted seal's blood | 3 |
#773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
#1487 | thin black candle | 3 |
#508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
#1085 | throwing wrench | 4 |
#411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
#1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
#1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
#1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
#791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
#1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
#220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
#1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
#4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
#1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
#1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
#774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
#214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
#1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
#1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
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#1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
#236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
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#243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
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#8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
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#1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
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#1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
#8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
#1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
#224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
#748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
#908 | tourmalime | 1 |
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#660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
#602 | trilobite fossil | 5 |
#617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
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#1622 | turtle totem | 2 |
#375 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 9 |
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#1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
#727 | urinal cake | 1 |
#1688 | useless powder | 4 |
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#121 | votive candle | 1 |
#496 | wad of cotton | 5 |
#217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
#382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
#902 | white balloon | 1 |
#1016 | white candy heart | 2 |
#747 | white class ring | 5 |
#733 | wind-up meatcar | 3 |
#93 | wings of fire | 1 |
#66 | wooden figurine | 11 |
#110 | ye olde golde frontes | 2 |
#1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |