| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #863 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #521 | CRIMBCO scrip | 415 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1216 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #680 | Crimbo candied pecan | 13 |
| #684 | Crimbo fudge | 13 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2380 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #714 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 8 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #951 | Go-Wassail | 3 |
| #720 | Jack-in-the-box | 6 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #50 | LED block | 33 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #208 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #482 | Red Rover BB gun | 5 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #786 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 4 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #108 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 11 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #338 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #206 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 28 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #97 | borg sock monkey | 22 |
| #455 | bottle of bubbles | 17 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #933 | box of sunshine | 273 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #182 | buckyball | 32 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2206 | candy cane | 10 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #667 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #121 | canteen of wine | 176 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #104 | cyborg doll | 16 |
| #229 | cyborg stompin' boot | 7 |
| #1338 | delicious salad | 7 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #705 | doll house | 6 |
| #878 | dollhive | 6 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1081 | duct tape | 18 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #288 | effluvious emerald | 4 |
| #957 | eggnog | 15 |
| #767 | elven limbos gingerbread | 15 |
| #653 | elven cellocello | 27 |
| #1099 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #971 | elven socks | 3 |
| #831 | elven suicide capsule | 22 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #992 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 7 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #855 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #1761 | fire | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #107 | gray bow tie | 49 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #906 | green gummi ingot | 4 |
| #733 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1193 | heavy D | 1 |
| #313 | herringcello | 36 |
| #601 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 4 |
| #84 | iGoogly | 320 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #238 | irradiated candy cane | 15 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #589 | jerky coins | 28 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #531 | killing feather | 59 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #103 | knuckle sandwich | 255 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #51 | left half of a heart necklace | 9 |
| #322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #219 | live wire | 4 |
| #695 | lollipop stick | 14 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #1203 | metallic A | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #199 | monomolecular yo-yo | 351 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #135 | mylar scout drone | 33 |
| #1037 | nanite-infested candy cane | 10 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #177 | nanofiber cloth | 35 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #849 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #508 | oversized fish scaler | 9 |
| #665 | pack of pogs | 14 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #197 | passable elf mask | 15 |
| #128 | patent leather shoes | 43 |
| #446 | peanut brittle shield | 5 |
| 🥇 | pear tart | 19,374 |
| #271 | penguin focaccia bread | 38 |
| #93 | penguin thesaurus | 59 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #413 | pocketwatch on a chain | 7 |
| #389 | pog #01 (spider) | 2 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #392 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 2 |
| #402 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 2 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #404 | pog #08 (hellion) | 2 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #499 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #733 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #74 | red balloon | 10 |
| #902 | red gummi ingot | 4 |
| #382 | red-and-green sweater | 6 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #940 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
| #313 | robotronic egg | 80 |
| #510 | rogue swarmer | 74 |
| #501 | sawblade fragment | 69 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #760 | strawberyl | 3 |
| #180 | stuffed gray blob | 249 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #74 | synthetic stuffing | 204 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #364 | teddy borg | 29 |
| #85 | theoretical string | 322 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 5 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #891 | tires | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #705 | tourmalime | 4 |
| #1202 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #76 | toy hoverpad | 319 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #418 | toy maglev monorail | 3 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #828 | trilobite fossil | 2 |
| #950 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #1094 | unstable DNA | 33 |
| #436 | unstable laser battery | 66 |
| #1255 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #506 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #370 | vibrating cyborg knife | 12 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #709 | wind-up meatcar | 4 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #912 | yellow gummi ingot | 4 |