IncidenceOfRealism

RankItemQuantity
#582"DRINK ME" potion2
#79530669 scroll3
#86533398 scroll5
#522334 scroll7
#1414-d camera1
#394668 scroll1
#255A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes4
#131A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 22
#199A. W. O. L. commendation34
#1217Amulet of Yendor4
#62Angry Farmer candy3,450
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#57BGE merchandise order form58
#64BRICKO brick8,766
#173BRICKO eye brick336
#4298Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#615Bash-ÅŒs boxtop1
#614Bit O' Ectoplasm2
#117Black No. 2104
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#481CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#289CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)3
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#476CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#289CRIMBCO mug50
#179CRIMBCO wine42
#246CRIMBCOIDS mints9
#1727CRIMBCOLOAF3
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#185Chester's moustache1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#1038Cold Hots candy2
#420Crimbo candied pecan27
#338Crimbo fudge36
#334Crimbo peppermint bark37
#751Crimbo pie1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#110Crimbuck4,905
#59Dickory Farms Gift Basket69
#1625Dyspepsi-Cola7
#16Frosty's iceball1
#120Frosty's snowball sack1
#68GOTO18
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#694Imp Ale151
#748Knob Goblin love potion5
#287Knob Goblin melon baller7
#487Knob Goblin seltzer13
#759Knob Goblin steroids3
#406Knob Goblin superseltzer10
#230Marquis de Poivre soda24
#184Mer-kin hookspear1
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#152Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub627
#396Miniborg beeper1
#394Miniborg laser1
#443Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#1508Mob Penguin cellular phone5
#529Mohawk wig10
#144Newbiesportâ„¢ tent40
#243Penultimate Fantasy chest106
#1320Senior Mints1
#309Snow Queen Crown8
#129Spirit Precipice1
#85The Art of Slapfighting11
#97The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones12
#852The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#850Uncle Crimbo's Rations2
#22Underworld sapling2
🥈Underworld trunk1
#65Warm Subject gift certificate3,992
#1955Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#238Zu Mannkäse Dienen9
#60abominable blubber29
#801acid-squirting flower2
#100adder bladder158
#109adhesive tape dolly1
🥇all-year sucker1
#623amulet of extreme plot significance13
#63ancient poisoned dart85
#678anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#252antique 8-Bit Power magazine6
#250antique bottle of cough syrup2
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#152antique souvenir drawing5
#126archaeologing shovel1
#229armgun11
#246arrowgram1
#115attention spanner1
#72awful poetry journal3,760
#7431badass belt1
#344bag of Cheat-Os25
#504bag of lard2
#1029balloon monkey1
#208banana spritzer1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#414bath ball gift set12
#322battered Crimbo Crate37
#350bazookafish bubble gum2
#116beautiful soup1
#472beer lens3
#690beholed bedsheet1
#243big bass drum4
#66big glob of skin3
#611big red clown nose6
#700bindlestocking1
#282bird rib3
#521bit of clingfilm8
#104black greaves36
#124black helmet30
#389black kettle drum1
#99black pension check120
#77black picnic basket53
#185black shield15
#167black snake skin58
#330black sword7
#269blackberry42
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#726bloody clown pants3
#439blue class ring5
#250bottle of Blank-Out50
#156bottle of Monsieur Bubble58
#667bottle of bubbles2
#1217bottle of tequila2
#332bottle of ultravitamins1
#1261bottle of vodka1
#908bottle of whiskey11
#447box21
#7453box of sunshine1
#589bronze breastplate1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1627buckyball1
#706bugbear bungguard4
#360bunch of square grapes8
#2153can of CRIMBCOLA1
#173can of Red Minotaur26
#131can of depilatory cream1
#145can-you-dig-it?1
#994candy cane35
#1565candy kneecapping stick2
#461candy knuckles5
#1116canteen of wine12
#420cast38
#818catgut1
#802cement sandals1
#108chaos butterfly4,100
#743cheap elven gloves5
#272cherry pie1
#116chisel1
#510chocolate-frosted king cake3
#459chopsticks6
#1147circular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#100clockwork key14
#441clown shoes5
#63clown skin156
#906club necklace8
#27coal paperweight1
#470cocoa eggshell fragment98
#354cog85
#364cold ninja mask8
#81collection of tiny spooky objects24
🥉control crystal1
#262crystallized memory1
#1245cyborg stompin' boot2
#384deluxe fax machine1
#314demon skin33
#87dense meat stack47,902
#883diamond necklace8
#122disease162
#275disturbing fanfic618
#320dollhive30
#43dreadlock whip150
#139duct tape380
#489dusty Crimbo crate23
#4233easter egg balloon2
#631eggnog28
#1589elven limbos gingerbread2
#1188elven cellocello17
#875elven moonshine9
#685elven socks6
#1176elven suicide capsule16
#1025empty Cloaca-Cola bottle2
#309ennui-flavored potato chips146
#28extra-potent gremlin mutagen37
#470extra-strength strongness elixir1
#1641facsimile dictionary2
#356fake plastic grass5
#221fancy bath salts80
#2520fancy chocolate1
#411fancy chocolate car7
#28fat bottom quark101
#528festive holiday hat8
#686festive sausage2
#539fetid feather6
#1583filthy lucre6
#577flaming feather8
#56flange48
#497flirtatious feather7
#164floaty inverse geode1
#160floaty sand129
#329fossilized bat skull1
#431fossilized limb17
#309fossilized serpent skull2
#547fossilized spike5
#466fossilized spine2
#637fossilized torso3
#478fossilized wing5
#567frightful feather6
#193frigid hankyū2
#457frigid ninja stars61
#526frozen feather9
#427frozen nunchaku5
#110fudge bunny5
#47furry fur5,287
#427furry pants1
#182ga-ga radio18
#491ghost cucumber91
#171ghuol ears112
#77giant glass of brandy6
#213giant moxie weed16
#33giant needle4,052
#2476gingerbread bugbear4
#544glass of goat's milk9
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#151glowing red eye134
#182gnauga hide30
#626goat beard3
#535goat cheese15
#355goatskin umbrella3
#252gob of wet hair75
#1800golden ring39
#719goth kid t-shirt3
#1387gray bow tie1
🥈green traffic cone1
#908gyroscope2
#23hair of the calf18
#151half-baked potion14
#65half-sized guitar18
#5202handful of confetti1
#1187handful of hand chalk2
#35handful of nuts and berries309
#52handful of pine needles540
#1996heart necklace3
#246heavy D443
#568herringcello28
#626holiday cheese log2
#328hot katana blade46
#119huge spoon20
#213iGoogly126
#377icy katana hilt7
#133infernal fife14
#262infernal insoles12
#691invisible bag1
#147irate sombrero17
#1396irradiated candy cane4
#332jabañero-flavored chewing gum21
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1071jawbruiser3
#1664jazz soap2
#1011jerky coins2
#1582killing feather30
🥈laser cannon1
#3057laser-broiled pear1
#99leaf of grass6
#277leather mask19
#170letterman's jacket1
#976licorice garrote3
#140lihc eye175
#112lihc face72
#323lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum22
#326lion oil1
#836live wire1
#60long skinny balloon179
#251loose teeth251
#329love song of disturbing obsession1
#289love song of icy revenge1
#340love song of naughty innuendo1
#345love song of smoldering passion1
#319love song of vague ambiguity1
#665lowercase N5
#260magilaser blastercannon10
#140mariachi G-string25
#214marshmallow flambé3
#403marzipan skull26
#374meat paste107
#923meat vortex5
#67meatsmithing guide10
#591metallic A32
#109misfit teddy bear1
#200motivational poster20
#122mummy costume61
#127mylar scout drone36
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#1126night-vision goggles1
#424ninja mop3
#82obnoxious riddle4
#3384obsidian dagger1
#392ocarina of space2
#840oozenog5
#96original G1,663
#166oversized pizza cutter57
#803pack of KWE trading card4
#1212pail4
#983pair of bolt cutters3
#21pair of ragged claws13
#120paperclip412
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#753passable elf mask7
#134patent antipsychotics5
#940penguin focaccia bread20
#963penguin thesaurus5
#1514pet rock "Groucho" disguise2
#1715pet rock "Snooty" disguise2
#130petrified wood81
#178philosopher's scone8
#332phish stick3
#191phonics down507
#163photoprotoneutron torpedo225
#286pickle-flavored chewing gum28
#316pile of candy27
#132pile of jumping beans34
#168pile of loose snow1
#137plastic Crimbo reindeer5
#223plot hole922
#1230pocketwatch on a chain1
#834poison pen2
#223portable photocopier30
#2220possessed top1
#154probability potion665
#159procrastination potion647
#5prosthetic forehead599
#379pulsing flesh9
#132pumpkinhead mask68
#377pygmy nose-bone1
#37raisin19
#101rave whistle105
#2248razor-tipped yo-yo1
#148ribbon candy10
#419rice bowl3
#589ridiculously huge sword11
#535ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon2
#187rigid carapace18
#2054rogue swarmer26
#1835rubber WWJD? bracelet4
#1841rubber WWSPD? bracelet4
#2125rubber WWtNSD? bracelet3
#53sabre teeth672
#188sack lunch40
#302scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker10
#189scroll of drastic healing516
#828scrumptious reagent10
#284six pack of Mountain Stream25
#239skeleton bone220
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#233slow jam collection19
#150smart skull143
#231soft green echo eyedrop antidote689
#70soy cordial6
#3320spade necklace1
#40sparkler400
🥈speed limit shield1
#769spring9
#908sprocket4
#253square CRIMBCOOKIE5
#45stone frisbee289
#114strange cube15
#3136stuffed Baron von Ratsworth1
#2201stuffed Cheshire bitten22
#2732stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech17
#3112stuffed Meat1
#2528stuffed angry cow19
#1959stuffed astral badger26
#1201stuffed baby gravy fairy43
#1698stuffed cocoabo29
#1873stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#200stuffed dodo1
#2030stuffed flaming gravy fairy25
#2466stuffed frozen gravy fairy20
#2486stuffed hand turkey20
#2680stuffed key1
#1964stuffed martini1
#2142stuffed mind flayer24
#3069stuffed mink1
#3111stuffed monocle1
#1795stuffed scary death orb29
#2373stuffed sleazy gravy fairy21
#2397stuffed snowy owl20
#2455stuffed spooky gravy fairy20
#1861stuffed stinky gravy fairy27
#3135stuffed teddy butler1
#2933stuffed tin of caviar2
#2702stuffed treasure chest1
#2054stuffed undead elbow macaroni25
#832sturdy Crimbo crate14
#868super-spiky hair gel23
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#140synthetic stuffing107
#618taco shell5
#306tamarind-flavored chewing gum25
#269teddy bear sewing kit1
#235theoretical string89
#57thin black candle7,519
#296throbbing rage gland1
#785throwing wrench6
#99tiny goth giant1
#218tiny house1,075
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#329tiny plastic Crimbo Casino2
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#290tiny plastic Crimbomination2
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#512titanium assault umbrella11
#2298tofurkey gravy2
#2294tofurkey leg2
#195toy hoverpad116
#1689toy jet pack2
#1190toy soldier1
#892toy train2
#600tropical paperweight1
#1133tropical wrapping paper1
#301twitching claw13
#240unearthed potsherd13
#178unfortunate dumplings1
#272unrefined Mountain Stream syrup19
#193unstable DNA266
#2030unstable laser battery25
#1849valuable trinket9
#1487vibrating cyborg knife5
#673vitachoconutriment capsule7
#324volcanic ash12
#397wad of cotton7
#696wad of dough20
#78weremoose spit10
#615witch hat1
#206wolf mask173
#261wussiness potion67
#583yellow glowstick2
#595yeti fur131

Wow, that's 114,767 items total!

what items are this player missing?