#582 | "DRINK ME" potion | 2 |
#795 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
#865 | 33398 scroll | 5 |
#522 | 334 scroll | 7 |
#141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
#394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
#255 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
#131 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
#199 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 34 |
#1217 | Amulet of Yendor | 4 |
#62 | Angry Farmer candy | 3,450 |
#232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
#27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
#57 | BGE merchandise order form | 58 |
#64 | BRICKO brick | 8,766 |
#173 | BRICKO eye brick | 336 |
#4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
#615 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 1 |
#614 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 2 |
#117 | Black No. 2 | 104 |
#1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
#289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
#467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
#476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#289 | CRIMBCO mug | 50 |
#179 | CRIMBCO wine | 42 |
#246 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 9 |
#1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
#118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
#182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
#185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#1038 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
#420 | Crimbo candied pecan | 27 |
#338 | Crimbo fudge | 36 |
#334 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 37 |
#751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#110 | Crimbuck | 4,905 |
#59 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 69 |
#1625 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 7 |
#16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
#120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
#68 | GOTO | 18 |
#337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
#694 | Imp Ale | 151 |
#748 | Knob Goblin love potion | 5 |
#287 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 7 |
#487 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 13 |
#759 | Knob Goblin steroids | 3 |
#406 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 10 |
#230 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 24 |
#184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
#1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
#152 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 627 |
#396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
#394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
#443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
#405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
#1508 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
#529 | Mohawk wig | 10 |
#144 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 40 |
#243 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 106 |
#1320 | Senior Mints | 1 |
#309 | Snow Queen Crown | 8 |
#129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
#85 | The Art of Slapfighting | 11 |
#97 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 12 |
#852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
#850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
#22 | Underworld sapling | 2 |
🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
#65 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 3,992 |
#1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
#238 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 9 |
#60 | abominable blubber | 29 |
#801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
#100 | adder bladder | 158 |
#109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
#623 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 13 |
#63 | ancient poisoned dart | 85 |
#678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
#252 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 6 |
#250 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 2 |
#573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
#152 | antique souvenir drawing | 5 |
#126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
#229 | armgun | 11 |
#246 | arrowgram | 1 |
#115 | attention spanner | 1 |
#72 | awful poetry journal | 3,760 |
#7431 | badass belt | 1 |
#344 | bag of Cheat-Os | 25 |
#504 | bag of lard | 2 |
#1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
#208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
#72 | bark beret | 1 |
#70 | bark boxers | 1 |
#91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
#414 | bath ball gift set | 12 |
#322 | battered Crimbo Crate | 37 |
#350 | bazookafish bubble gum | 2 |
#116 | beautiful soup | 1 |
#472 | beer lens | 3 |
#690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
#243 | big bass drum | 4 |
#66 | big glob of skin | 3 |
#611 | big red clown nose | 6 |
#700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
#282 | bird rib | 3 |
#521 | bit of clingfilm | 8 |
#104 | black greaves | 36 |
#124 | black helmet | 30 |
#389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
#99 | black pension check | 120 |
#77 | black picnic basket | 53 |
#185 | black shield | 15 |
#167 | black snake skin | 58 |
#330 | black sword | 7 |
#269 | blackberry | 42 |
#924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
#726 | bloody clown pants | 3 |
#439 | blue class ring | 5 |
#250 | bottle of Blank-Out | 50 |
#156 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 58 |
#667 | bottle of bubbles | 2 |
#1217 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
#332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
#1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
#908 | bottle of whiskey | 11 |
#447 | box | 21 |
#7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
#589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#1627 | buckyball | 1 |
#706 | bugbear bungguard | 4 |
#360 | bunch of square grapes | 8 |
#2153 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
#173 | can of Red Minotaur | 26 |
#131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
#145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
#994 | candy cane | 35 |
#1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
#461 | candy knuckles | 5 |
#1116 | canteen of wine | 12 |
#420 | cast | 38 |
#818 | catgut | 1 |
#802 | cement sandals | 1 |
#108 | chaos butterfly | 4,100 |
#743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
#272 | cherry pie | 1 |
#116 | chisel | 1 |
#510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
#459 | chopsticks | 6 |
#1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#100 | clockwork key | 14 |
#441 | clown shoes | 5 |
#63 | clown skin | 156 |
#906 | club necklace | 8 |
#27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
#470 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 98 |
#354 | cog | 85 |
#364 | cold ninja mask | 8 |
#81 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 24 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
#1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
#384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
#314 | demon skin | 33 |
#87 | dense meat stack | 47,902 |
#883 | diamond necklace | 8 |
#122 | disease | 162 |
#275 | disturbing fanfic | 618 |
#320 | dollhive | 30 |
#43 | dreadlock whip | 150 |
#139 | duct tape | 380 |
#489 | dusty Crimbo crate | 23 |
#4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
#631 | eggnog | 28 |
#1589 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
#1188 | elven cellocello | 17 |
#875 | elven moonshine | 9 |
#685 | elven socks | 6 |
#1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
#1025 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 2 |
#309 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 146 |
#28 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 37 |
#470 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
#1641 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
#356 | fake plastic grass | 5 |
#221 | fancy bath salts | 80 |
#2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
#411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
#28 | fat bottom quark | 101 |
#528 | festive holiday hat | 8 |
#686 | festive sausage | 2 |
#539 | fetid feather | 6 |
#1583 | filthy lucre | 6 |
#577 | flaming feather | 8 |
#56 | flange | 48 |
#497 | flirtatious feather | 7 |
#164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
#160 | floaty sand | 129 |
#329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
#431 | fossilized limb | 17 |
#309 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
#547 | fossilized spike | 5 |
#466 | fossilized spine | 2 |
#637 | fossilized torso | 3 |
#478 | fossilized wing | 5 |
#567 | frightful feather | 6 |
#193 | frigid hankyū | 2 |
#457 | frigid ninja stars | 61 |
#526 | frozen feather | 9 |
#427 | frozen nunchaku | 5 |
#110 | fudge bunny | 5 |
#47 | furry fur | 5,287 |
#427 | furry pants | 1 |
#182 | ga-ga radio | 18 |
#491 | ghost cucumber | 91 |
#171 | ghuol ears | 112 |
#77 | giant glass of brandy | 6 |
#213 | giant moxie weed | 16 |
#33 | giant needle | 4,052 |
#2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
#544 | glass of goat's milk | 9 |
#263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
#151 | glowing red eye | 134 |
#182 | gnauga hide | 30 |
#626 | goat beard | 3 |
#535 | goat cheese | 15 |
#355 | goatskin umbrella | 3 |
#252 | gob of wet hair | 75 |
#1800 | golden ring | 39 |
#719 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
#1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
#908 | gyroscope | 2 |
#23 | hair of the calf | 18 |
#151 | half-baked potion | 14 |
#65 | half-sized guitar | 18 |
#5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
#1187 | handful of hand chalk | 2 |
#35 | handful of nuts and berries | 309 |
#52 | handful of pine needles | 540 |
#1996 | heart necklace | 3 |
#246 | heavy D | 443 |
#568 | herringcello | 28 |
#626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
#328 | hot katana blade | 46 |
#119 | huge spoon | 20 |
#213 | iGoogly | 126 |
#377 | icy katana hilt | 7 |
#133 | infernal fife | 14 |
#262 | infernal insoles | 12 |
#691 | invisible bag | 1 |
#147 | irate sombrero | 17 |
#1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
#332 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 21 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
#1664 | jazz soap | 2 |
#1011 | jerky coins | 2 |
#1582 | killing feather | 30 |
🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
#3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
#99 | leaf of grass | 6 |
#277 | leather mask | 19 |
#170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
#976 | licorice garrote | 3 |
#140 | lihc eye | 175 |
#112 | lihc face | 72 |
#323 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 22 |
#326 | lion oil | 1 |
#836 | live wire | 1 |
#60 | long skinny balloon | 179 |
#251 | loose teeth | 251 |
#329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
#289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
#340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
#345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
#319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
#665 | lowercase N | 5 |
#260 | magilaser blastercannon | 10 |
#140 | mariachi G-string | 25 |
#214 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
#403 | marzipan skull | 26 |
#374 | meat paste | 107 |
#923 | meat vortex | 5 |
#67 | meatsmithing guide | 10 |
#591 | metallic A | 32 |
#109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
#200 | motivational poster | 20 |
#122 | mummy costume | 61 |
#127 | mylar scout drone | 36 |
#600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
#1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
#424 | ninja mop | 3 |
#82 | obnoxious riddle | 4 |
#3384 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
#392 | ocarina of space | 2 |
#840 | oozenog | 5 |
#96 | original G | 1,663 |
#166 | oversized pizza cutter | 57 |
#803 | pack of KWE trading card | 4 |
#1212 | pail | 4 |
#983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
#21 | pair of ragged claws | 13 |
#120 | paperclip | 412 |
#363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
#228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
#233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
#189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
#753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
#134 | patent antipsychotics | 5 |
#940 | penguin focaccia bread | 20 |
#963 | penguin thesaurus | 5 |
#1514 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
#1715 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
#130 | petrified wood | 81 |
#178 | philosopher's scone | 8 |
#332 | phish stick | 3 |
#191 | phonics down | 507 |
#163 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 225 |
#286 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 28 |
#316 | pile of candy | 27 |
#132 | pile of jumping beans | 34 |
#168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
#137 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
#223 | plot hole | 922 |
#1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
#834 | poison pen | 2 |
#223 | portable photocopier | 30 |
#2220 | possessed top | 1 |
#154 | probability potion | 665 |
#159 | procrastination potion | 647 |
#5 | prosthetic forehead | 599 |
#379 | pulsing flesh | 9 |
#132 | pumpkinhead mask | 68 |
#377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
#37 | raisin | 19 |
#101 | rave whistle | 105 |
#2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
#148 | ribbon candy | 10 |
#419 | rice bowl | 3 |
#589 | ridiculously huge sword | 11 |
#535 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 2 |
#187 | rigid carapace | 18 |
#2054 | rogue swarmer | 26 |
#1835 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
#1841 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
#2125 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
#53 | sabre teeth | 672 |
#188 | sack lunch | 40 |
#302 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 10 |
#189 | scroll of drastic healing | 516 |
#828 | scrumptious reagent | 10 |
#284 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 25 |
#239 | skeleton bone | 220 |
#1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
#233 | slow jam collection | 19 |
#150 | smart skull | 143 |
#231 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 689 |
#70 | soy cordial | 6 |
#3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
#40 | sparkler | 400 |
🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
#769 | spring | 9 |
#908 | sprocket | 4 |
#253 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
#45 | stone frisbee | 289 |
#114 | strange cube | 15 |
#3136 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
#2201 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 22 |
#2732 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
#3112 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
#2528 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
#1959 | stuffed astral badger | 26 |
#1201 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 43 |
#1698 | stuffed cocoabo | 29 |
#1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
#200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
#2030 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 25 |
#2466 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 20 |
#2486 | stuffed hand turkey | 20 |
#2680 | stuffed key | 1 |
#1964 | stuffed martini | 1 |
#2142 | stuffed mind flayer | 24 |
#3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
#3111 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
#1795 | stuffed scary death orb | 29 |
#2373 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 21 |
#2397 | stuffed snowy owl | 20 |
#2455 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 20 |
#1861 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 27 |
#3135 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
#2933 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
#2702 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
#2054 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 25 |
#832 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 14 |
#868 | super-spiky hair gel | 23 |
#284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
#140 | synthetic stuffing | 107 |
#618 | taco shell | 5 |
#306 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 25 |
#269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
#235 | theoretical string | 89 |
#57 | thin black candle | 7,519 |
#296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
#785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
#99 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
#218 | tiny house | 1,075 |
#650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
#4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
#290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
#634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#512 | titanium assault umbrella | 11 |
#2298 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
#2294 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
#195 | toy hoverpad | 116 |
#1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
#1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
#892 | toy train | 2 |
#600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
#1133 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
#301 | twitching claw | 13 |
#240 | unearthed potsherd | 13 |
#178 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
#272 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 19 |
#193 | unstable DNA | 266 |
#2030 | unstable laser battery | 25 |
#1849 | valuable trinket | 9 |
#1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
#673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
#324 | volcanic ash | 12 |
#397 | wad of cotton | 7 |
#696 | wad of dough | 20 |
#78 | weremoose spit | 10 |
#615 | witch hat | 1 |
#206 | wolf mask | 173 |
#261 | wussiness potion | 67 |
#583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |
#595 | yeti fur | 131 |