Museum :: IncidenceOfRealism

IncidenceOfRealism

Rank	Item	Quantity
#582	"DRINK ME" potion	2
#795	30669 scroll	3
#865	33398 scroll	5
#522	334 scroll	7
#141	4-d camera	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#255	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	4
#131	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#199	A. W. O. L. commendation	34
#1217	Amulet of Yendor	4
#62	Angry Farmer candy	3,450
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	BGE merchandise order form	58
#64	BRICKO brick	8,766
#173	BRICKO eye brick	336
#4298	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#614	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#117	Black No. 2	104
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#481	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#476	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#289	CRIMBCO mug	50
#179	CRIMBCO wine	42
#246	CRIMBCOIDS mints	9
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#1038	Cold Hots candy	2
#420	Crimbo candied pecan	27
#338	Crimbo fudge	36
#334	Crimbo peppermint bark	37
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#110	Crimbuck	4,905
#59	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	69
#1625	Dyspepsi-Cola	7
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#68	GOTO	18
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#694	Imp Ale	151
#748	Knob Goblin love potion	5
#287	Knob Goblin melon baller	7
#487	Knob Goblin seltzer	13
#759	Knob Goblin steroids	3
#406	Knob Goblin superseltzer	10
#230	Marquis de Poivre soda	24
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#152	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	627
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1508	Mob Penguin cellular phone	5
#529	Mohawk wig	10
#144	Newbiesport™ tent	40
#243	Penultimate Fantasy chest	106
#1320	Senior Mints	1
#309	Snow Queen Crown	8
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#85	The Art of Slapfighting	11
#97	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	12
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#22	Underworld sapling	2
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#65	Warm Subject gift certificate	3,992
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#238	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	9
#60	abominable blubber	29
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#100	adder bladder	158
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#623	amulet of extreme plot significance	13
#63	ancient poisoned dart	85
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#252	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	6
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#152	antique souvenir drawing	5
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#229	armgun	11
#246	arrowgram	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#72	awful poetry journal	3,760
#7431	badass belt	1
#344	bag of Cheat-Os	25
#504	bag of lard	2
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#414	bath ball gift set	12
#322	battered Crimbo Crate	37
#350	bazookafish bubble gum	2
#116	beautiful soup	1
#472	beer lens	3
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#243	big bass drum	4
#66	big glob of skin	3
#611	big red clown nose	6
#700	bindlestocking	1
#282	bird rib	3
#521	bit of clingfilm	8
#104	black greaves	36
#124	black helmet	30
#389	black kettle drum	1
#99	black pension check	120
#77	black picnic basket	53
#185	black shield	15
#167	black snake skin	58
#330	black sword	7
#269	blackberry	42
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#726	bloody clown pants	3
#439	blue class ring	5
#250	bottle of Blank-Out	50
#156	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	58
#667	bottle of bubbles	2
#1217	bottle of tequila	2
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#908	bottle of whiskey	11
#447	box	21
#7453	box of sunshine	1
#589	bronze breastplate	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#706	bugbear bungguard	4
#360	bunch of square grapes	8
#2153	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#173	can of Red Minotaur	26
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#145	can-you-dig-it?	1
#994	candy cane	35
#1565	candy kneecapping stick	2
#461	candy knuckles	5
#1116	canteen of wine	12
#420	cast	38
#818	catgut	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#108	chaos butterfly	4,100
#743	cheap elven gloves	5
#272	cherry pie	1
#116	chisel	1
#510	chocolate-frosted king cake	3
#459	chopsticks	6
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#100	clockwork key	14
#441	clown shoes	5
#63	clown skin	156
#906	club necklace	8
#27	coal paperweight	1
#470	cocoa eggshell fragment	98
#354	cog	85
#364	cold ninja mask	8
#81	collection of tiny spooky objects	24
🥉	control crystal	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#1245	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#314	demon skin	33
#87	dense meat stack	47,902
#883	diamond necklace	8
#122	disease	162
#275	disturbing fanfic	618
#320	dollhive	30
#43	dreadlock whip	150
#139	duct tape	380
#489	dusty Crimbo crate	23
#4233	easter egg balloon	2
#631	eggnog	28
#1589	elven limbos gingerbread	2
#1188	elven cellocello	17
#875	elven moonshine	9
#685	elven socks	6
#1176	elven suicide capsule	16
#1025	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	2
#309	ennui-flavored potato chips	146
#28	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	37
#470	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#1641	facsimile dictionary	2
#356	fake plastic grass	5
#221	fancy bath salts	80
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#28	fat bottom quark	101
#528	festive holiday hat	8
#686	festive sausage	2
#539	fetid feather	6
#1583	filthy lucre	6
#577	flaming feather	8
#56	flange	48
#497	flirtatious feather	7
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#160	floaty sand	129
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#431	fossilized limb	17
#309	fossilized serpent skull	2
#547	fossilized spike	5
#466	fossilized spine	2
#637	fossilized torso	3
#478	fossilized wing	5
#567	frightful feather	6
#193	frigid hankyū	2
#457	frigid ninja stars	61
#526	frozen feather	9
#427	frozen nunchaku	5
#110	fudge bunny	5
#47	furry fur	5,287
#427	furry pants	1
#182	ga-ga radio	18
#491	ghost cucumber	91
#171	ghuol ears	112
#77	giant glass of brandy	6
#213	giant moxie weed	16
#33	giant needle	4,052
#2476	gingerbread bugbear	4
#544	glass of goat's milk	9
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#151	glowing red eye	134
#182	gnauga hide	30
#626	goat beard	3
#535	goat cheese	15
#355	goatskin umbrella	3
#252	gob of wet hair	75
#1800	golden ring	39
#719	goth kid t-shirt	3
#1387	gray bow tie	1
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#908	gyroscope	2
#23	hair of the calf	18
#151	half-baked potion	14
#65	half-sized guitar	18
#5202	handful of confetti	1
#1187	handful of hand chalk	2
#35	handful of nuts and berries	309
#52	handful of pine needles	540
#1996	heart necklace	3
#246	heavy D	443
#568	herringcello	28
#626	holiday cheese log	2
#328	hot katana blade	46
#119	huge spoon	20
#213	iGoogly	126
#377	icy katana hilt	7
#133	infernal fife	14
#262	infernal insoles	12
#691	invisible bag	1
#147	irate sombrero	17
#1396	irradiated candy cane	4
#332	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	21
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1071	jawbruiser	3
#1664	jazz soap	2
#1011	jerky coins	2
#1582	killing feather	30
🥈	laser cannon	1
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#99	leaf of grass	6
#277	leather mask	19
#170	letterman's jacket	1
#976	licorice garrote	3
#140	lihc eye	175
#112	lihc face	72
#323	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	22
#326	lion oil	1
#836	live wire	1
#60	long skinny balloon	179
#251	loose teeth	251
#329	love song of disturbing obsession	1
#289	love song of icy revenge	1
#340	love song of naughty innuendo	1
#345	love song of smoldering passion	1
#319	love song of vague ambiguity	1
#665	lowercase N	5
#260	magilaser blastercannon	10
#140	mariachi G-string	25
#214	marshmallow flambé	3
#403	marzipan skull	26
#374	meat paste	107
#923	meat vortex	5
#67	meatsmithing guide	10
#591	metallic A	32
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#200	motivational poster	20
#122	mummy costume	61
#127	mylar scout drone	36
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#1126	night-vision goggles	1
#424	ninja mop	3
#82	obnoxious riddle	4
#3384	obsidian dagger	1
#392	ocarina of space	2
#840	oozenog	5
#96	original G	1,663
#166	oversized pizza cutter	57
#803	pack of KWE trading card	4
#1212	pail	4
#983	pair of bolt cutters	3
#21	pair of ragged claws	13
#120	paperclip	412
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#753	passable elf mask	7
#134	patent antipsychotics	5
#940	penguin focaccia bread	20
#963	penguin thesaurus	5
#1514	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	2
#1715	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	2
#130	petrified wood	81
#178	philosopher's scone	8
#332	phish stick	3
#191	phonics down	507
#163	photoprotoneutron torpedo	225
#286	pickle-flavored chewing gum	28
#316	pile of candy	27
#132	pile of jumping beans	34
#168	pile of loose snow	1
#137	plastic Crimbo reindeer	5
#223	plot hole	922
#1230	pocketwatch on a chain	1
#834	poison pen	2
#223	portable photocopier	30
#2220	possessed top	1
#154	probability potion	665
#159	procrastination potion	647
#5	prosthetic forehead	599
#379	pulsing flesh	9
#132	pumpkinhead mask	68
#377	pygmy nose-bone	1
#37	raisin	19
#101	rave whistle	105
#2248	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#148	ribbon candy	10
#419	rice bowl	3
#589	ridiculously huge sword	11
#535	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	2
#187	rigid carapace	18
#2054	rogue swarmer	26
#1835	rubber WWJD? bracelet	4
#1841	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	4
#2125	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	3
#53	sabre teeth	672
#188	sack lunch	40
#302	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	10
#189	scroll of drastic healing	516
#828	scrumptious reagent	10
#284	six pack of Mountain Stream	25
#239	skeleton bone	220
#1097	sleeping snowy owl	1
#233	slow jam collection	19
#150	smart skull	143
#231	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	689
#70	soy cordial	6
#3320	spade necklace	1
#40	sparkler	400
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#769	spring	9
#908	sprocket	4
#253	square CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#45	stone frisbee	289
#114	strange cube	15
#3136	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	1
#2201	stuffed Cheshire bitten	22
#2732	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	17
#3112	stuffed Meat	1
#2528	stuffed angry cow	19
#1959	stuffed astral badger	26
#1201	stuffed baby gravy fairy	43
#1698	stuffed cocoabo	29
#1873	stuffed crazy bastard sword	1
#200	stuffed dodo	1
#2030	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	25
#2466	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	20
#2486	stuffed hand turkey	20
#2680	stuffed key	1
#1964	stuffed martini	1
#2142	stuffed mind flayer	24
#3069	stuffed mink	1
#3111	stuffed monocle	1
#1795	stuffed scary death orb	29
#2373	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	21
#2397	stuffed snowy owl	20
#2455	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	20
#1861	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	27
#3135	stuffed teddy butler	1
#2933	stuffed tin of caviar	2
#2702	stuffed treasure chest	1
#2054	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	25
#832	sturdy Crimbo crate	14
#868	super-spiky hair gel	23
#284	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
#140	synthetic stuffing	107
#618	taco shell	5
#306	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	25
#269	teddy bear sewing kit	1
#235	theoretical string	89
#57	thin black candle	7,519
#296	throbbing rage gland	1
#785	throwing wrench	6
#99	tiny goth giant	1
#218	tiny house	1,075
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#329	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	2
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#290	tiny plastic Crimbomination	2
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#512	titanium assault umbrella	11
#2298	tofurkey gravy	2
#2294	tofurkey leg	2
#195	toy hoverpad	116
#1689	toy jet pack	2
#1190	toy soldier	1
#892	toy train	2
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#1133	tropical wrapping paper	1
#301	twitching claw	13
#240	unearthed potsherd	13
#178	unfortunate dumplings	1
#272	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	19
#193	unstable DNA	266
#2030	unstable laser battery	25
#1849	valuable trinket	9
#1487	vibrating cyborg knife	5
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#324	volcanic ash	12
#397	wad of cotton	7
#696	wad of dough	20
#78	weremoose spit	10
#615	witch hat	1
#206	wolf mask	173
#261	wussiness potion	67
#583	yellow glowstick	2
#595	yeti fur	131

Wow, that's 114,767 items total!

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