| #139 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #187 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 3 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #224 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #239 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #253 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 3 |
| #309 | Go-Wassail | 59 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #515 | Hippy Army MPE | 2 |
| #40 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 2 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #122 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #97 | Junk-Bond | 1 |
| #667 | Knob Goblin visor | 3 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
| #54 | Mer-kin sawdust | 1 |
| #62 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #4 | Official Seal of Dreadsylvania | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #143 | P.B.L.T. | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #804 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 2 |
| #164 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 11 |
| #374 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 4 |
| #144 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 5 |
| #350 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 4 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #461 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 3 |
| #487 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 4 |
| #253 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 3 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #409 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 5 |
| #261 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 3 |
| #255 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 8 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 4 |
| #471 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 4 |
| #389 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 5 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #141 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #49 | Source terminal ASHRAM chip | 1 |
| #43 | Source terminal DIAGRAM chip | 2 |
| #41 | Source terminal INGRAM chip | 2 |
| #45 | Source terminal SCRAM chip | 2 |
| #50 | Source terminal TRIGRAM chip | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: compress.edu | 1 |
| #47 | Source terminal file: critical.enh | 1 |
| #42 | Source terminal file: damage.enh | 2 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: dram.ext | 1 |
| #47 | Source terminal file: familiar.ext | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: gram.ext | 1 |
| #40 | Source terminal file: pram.ext | 2 |
| #44 | Source terminal file: spam.ext | 2 |
| #29 | Source terminal file: stats.enq | 4 |
| #43 | Source terminal file: tram.ext | 2 |
| #46 | Source terminal file: turbo.edu | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #118 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #457 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #115 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 2 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #616 | all-purpose cleaner | 2 |
| #128 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #62 | ammonite candy mold | 3 |
| #736 | ammonite fossil | 4 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #494 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 3 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #11 | antique tacklebox | 1 |
| #18 | arm buzzer | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #102 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 4 |
| #137 | bag of park garbage | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #809 | bananagate | 3 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #76 | beard incense | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #857 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #144 | bent scrap metal | 1 |
| #392 | bite-me-red lipstick | 28 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #521 | black pudding | 2 |
| #192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #681 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #20 | boilgun | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #541 | briefcase | 4 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #213 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #417 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #99 | cheap sunglasses | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #226 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #210 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #157 | club sandwich | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #693 | commemorative war stein | 3 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #200 | compression stocking | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #215 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #110 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #60 | cute mushroom | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #464 | dance card | 2 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #180 | decomposed boot | 1 |
| #367 | dented harmonica | 2 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #480 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #268 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #71 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #85 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #69 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #146 | eldritch ichor | 2 |
| #86 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #288 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #26 | embezzler's oil | 3,454 |
| #868 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 5 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #105 | expensive camera | 2 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #488 | fancy seashell necklace | 2 |
| #158 | fat wallet | 3 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #39 | first-aid pouch | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #236 | frigid fudgepuck | 16 |
| #197 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #252 | fudge bunny | 2 |
| #320 | fudge lily | 16 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #126 | fudgecule | 19,603 |
| #67 | fudgecycle | 3 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #596 | gas balloon | 2 |
| #43 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #119 | gold nuggets | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #935 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #623 | green gummi ingot | 26 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #76 | grogpagne | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #248 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #108 | head mirror | 1 |
| #152 | headless sparrow | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #26 | high-test fishing line | 1 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #62 | homeopathic mint tea | 1 |
| #180 | honey stick | 1 |
| #71 | hot egg | 3 |
| #72 | innuendo | 1 |
| #133 | jagged scrap metal | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #271 | jerky coins | 79 |
| #31 | junk band | 1 |
| #70 | junk food | 1 |
| #32 | junk trunks | 1 |
| #91 | junk yard | 1 |
| #41 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #20 | khaki duffel bag | 1 |
| #759 | kumquartz | 3 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #134 | leather bookmark | 2 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #407 | licorice root | 8 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #461 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #57 | mermaid's purse | 2 |
| #159 | midriff scrubs | 1 |
| #185 | minin' dynamite | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #140 | molten scrap metal | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #69 | nasty snuff | 1 |
| #372 | necrotizing body spray | 15 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #617 | old coin purse | 2 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #51 | orc paste | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #581 | pack of pogs | 25 |
| #159 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #57 | pair of pearidot earrings | 2 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #608 | pearidot | 6 |
| #29 | penguin paste | 1 |
| #67 | perfume-soaked bandana | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #924 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #148 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #97 | pixel coin | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #476 | press-on ribs | 4 |
| #627 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #276 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 4 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #936 | red class ring | 2 |
| #598 | red gummi ingot | 28 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #188 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #74 | sewage-clogged pistol | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #340 | shiny stones | 2 |
| #142 | short-handled mop | 1 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #49 | slimy paste | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #132 | solid gold jewel | 2 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #665 | spectral pickle | 11 |
| #146 | spice melange | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #191 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #128 | stolen meatpouch | 1 |
| #424 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #31 | strange paste | 2 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #656 | strawberyl | 5 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #60 | string of moist beads | 2 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #231 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #325 | sucker scaffold | 31 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #206 | sugar cherry | 1 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #256 | superheated fudge | 16 |
| #102 | tangle of copper wire | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #160 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #757 | tourmalime | 3 |
| #30 | tourmalime tourniquet | 3 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #84 | trilobite candy mold | 2 |
| #602 | trilobite fossil | 5 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #516 | tube of dread wax | 2 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #108 | valuable coin | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #64 | vibrating mushroom | 1 |
| #471 | voodoo snuff | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #37 | waterlogged bootstraps | 1 |
| #290 | whisker pencil | 25 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #632 | yellow gummi ingot | 25 |