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| #860 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #438 | BGE merchandise order form | 9 |
| #827 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1464 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1215 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #137 | DNOTC Box | 3 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #166 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 32 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #50 | Pain Dip | 13 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #103 | Pokëmann band-aid | 10 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
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| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #177 | Steal This Candy | 12 |
| #364 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 9 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #383 | The Joy of Wassailing | 9 |
| #152 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #215 | bag of bones | 7 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #807 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #75 | battered Crimbo Crate | 230 |
| #822 | bejeweled cufflinks | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #82 | bone aperitif | 7 |
| #658 | bone chips | 11 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #340 | bone flute | 2 |
| #65 | bone meal | 8 |
| #37 | bone spurs | 2 |
| #24 | boneana hammock | 2 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #3698 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #341 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #166 | chocolate cigar | 11 |
| #142 | chocolate turtle totem | 3 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #322 | cursed cannonball | 2 |
| #383 | cursed sea biscuit | 2 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #529 | delicious salad | 98 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1168 | dollhive | 3 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #152 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 97 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #225 | fossilized wyrm skull | 3 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #110 | fudge bunny | 5 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #439 | iGoogly | 51 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1662 | monomolecular yo-yo | 3 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #887 | penguin focaccia bread | 21 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #296 | quantum taco | 94 |
| #1060 | robotronic egg | 25 |
| #1256 | rogue swarmer | 45 |
| #865 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #1377 | sawblade fragment | 40 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #236 | strange cube | 7 |
| #584 | strange shiny disc | 5 |
| #2559 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #3688 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #2631 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #3341 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #4051 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #119 | stuffed cocoabo | 239 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3426 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3407 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #3617 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #76 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #265 | synthetic stuffing | 45 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #334 | theoretical string | 48 |
| #5 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 314 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 3 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #22 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 14 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #30 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 11 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #23 | tiny plastic fax machine | 14 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #31 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 11 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3268 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2017 | unstable DNA | 5 |
| #2235 | unstable laser battery | 20 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |