| #49 | BGE temporary tattoo | 12 |
| #478 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 3 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #165 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #149 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #156 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #257 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #64 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #99 | The Art of Slapfighting | 10 |
| #326 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 4 |
| #324 | The Cooler Out of Space | 7 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #50 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #143 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 10 |
| #75 | antique bottle opener | 10 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #26 | antique souvenir drawing | 20 |
| #183 | beefy fish meat | 2 |
| #166 | bottle of Blank-Out | 100 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #165 | chef-in-the-box | 2 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #69 | deluxe fax machine | 4 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #41 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #215 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #56 | old sweatpants | 1,017 |
| #505 | paperclip | 76 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #126 | portable photocopier | 50 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #112 | slick fish meat | 6 |
| #207 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1948 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #166 | strange cube | 10 |
| #28 | sucker bucket | 6 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #918 | teddy bear | 6 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #1278 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1302 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic G Imp | 9 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 7 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 7 |
| #931 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 8 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1754 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic angry goat | 16 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 16 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1263 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 14 |
| #1777 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2212 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1379 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 13 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 14 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #941 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 7 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #719 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 10 |
| #1209 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #1197 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 15 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #1233 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #1131 | tiny plastic grue | 16 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 12 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #2004 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #2507 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #962 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 8 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #925 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic stab bat | 12 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #926 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1703 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #75 | unearthed potsherd | 55 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #129 | volcanic ash | 60 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #136 | white rice | 16 |