| #49 | BGE temporary tattoo | 12 |
| #479 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 3 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #254 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 4 |
| #164 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #175 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #148 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #155 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #257 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #61 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #99 | The Art of Slapfighting | 10 |
| #326 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 4 |
| #324 | The Cooler Out of Space | 7 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #49 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #144 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 10 |
| #76 | antique bottle opener | 10 |
| #607 | antique record album | 3 |
| #26 | antique souvenir drawing | 20 |
| #184 | beefy fish meat | 2 |
| #166 | bottle of Blank-Out | 100 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #166 | chef-in-the-box | 2 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #68 | deluxe fax machine | 4 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #40 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #214 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #60 | old sweatpants | 1,017 |
| #506 | paperclip | 76 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #124 | portable photocopier | 50 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #113 | slick fish meat | 6 |
| #206 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1955 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #166 | strange cube | 10 |
| #28 | sucker bucket | 6 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #918 | teddy bear | 6 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #1279 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1986 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1303 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #816 | tiny plastic G Imp | 9 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #1096 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 7 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 7 |
| #932 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 8 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #1190 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic angry goat | 16 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 16 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1268 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 14 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1382 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 13 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 14 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #942 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 7 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #718 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 10 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #1664 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #1199 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 15 |
| #2527 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #1134 | tiny plastic grue | 16 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1513 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 12 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #1460 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #2010 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #2510 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #963 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 8 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1246 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #931 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #1514 | tiny plastic stab bat | 12 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1272 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #1372 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #930 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1705 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1725 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #76 | unearthed potsherd | 55 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #129 | volcanic ash | 60 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #137 | white rice | 16 |