| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #654 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #18 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 21 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #479 | peanut brittle shield | 4 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #5 | pet anemone | 15 |
| #523 | quantum taco | 14 |
| #549 | red-and-green sweater | 2 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #235 | snowball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2464 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #4232 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #1567 | stuffed Meat | 22 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4046 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #824 | stuffed key | 62 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #1052 | stuffed mink | 41 |
| #643 | stuffed monocle | 74 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #937 | stuffed teddy butler | 49 |
| #1017 | stuffed tin of caviar | 45 |
| #815 | stuffed treasure chest | 63 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #824 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 21 |
| #545 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 18 |
| #255 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 34 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1088 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 7 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #405 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 8 |
| #939 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic angry goat | 17 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 14 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 15 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 17 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #524 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 9 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #931 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 19 |
| #1401 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 13 |
| #872 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 20 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic grue | 15 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #695 | tiny plastic hermit | 7 |
| #1285 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 14 |
| #774 | tiny plastic killer bee | 22 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 12 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic mosquito | 12 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1087 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 16 |
| #692 | tiny plastic sauceror | 7 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #932 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 19 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic star starfish | 16 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |