| #409 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #100 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #76 | BGE shotglass | 54 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #117 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #449 | CRIMBCO mug | 27 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #211 | CRIMBCO wine | 36 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #759 | Crimbo candied pecan | 11 |
| #568 | Crimbo fudge | 18 |
| #489 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 21 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3105 | Crimbuck | 2 |
| #93 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #143 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 38 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #76 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #82 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #254 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #568 | NPZR chemistry set | 2 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #396 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1091 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #134 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 9 |
| #40 | Wolfman Nardz | 45 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #281 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 5 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #257 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #299 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #898 | ball | 6 |
| #116 | bath ball gift set | 35 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #393 | bone chips | 35 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #770 | bottle of Blank-Out | 3 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1598 | candy cane | 19 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #345 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 5 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #162 | corrupted data | 141 |
| #316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1416 | elven cellocello | 14 |
| #1245 | elven suicide capsule | 15 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| 🥇 | fudge cube | 106 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #65 | handful of numbers | 5 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #639 | herringcello | 26 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #2019 | killing feather | 19 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #159 | licorice root | 51 |
| #887 | lollipop stick | 3 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #125 | motivational poster | 27 |
| #50 | mulled cider | 41 |
| #910 | mummy costume | 2 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #339 | nanite-infested candy cane | 45 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #586 | paperclip | 60 |
| #1057 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #887 | penguin focaccia bread | 21 |
| #189 | petrified wood | 57 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #179 | plastic cup of beer | 13 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #756 | portable photocopier | 5 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #538 | pulsing flesh | 7 |
| #786 | pumpkinhead mask | 6 |
| #421 | purple glowstick | 3 |
| #669 | quantum taco | 5 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| #13 | red plastic baby | 56 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #805 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #113 | slow jam collection | 32 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #338 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #328 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #227 | spooky bark | 78 |
| #179 | spooky sap | 61 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #214 | squirming egg sac | 69 |
| #333 | strange cube | 4 |
| #3169 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1084 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #365 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8192 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3830 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4022 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2294 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #625 | twitching claw | 8 |
| #340 | unearthed potsherd | 7 |
| #936 | unstable DNA | 43 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2317 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #313 | volcanic ash | 13 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #859 | wolfman mask | 4 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |