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| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #750 | CRIMBCO mug | 13 |
| #1376 | CRIMBCO scrip | 15 |
| #747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
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| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
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| #476 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 3 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
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| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #86 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 23 |
| #507 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #193 | The Joy of Wassailing | 16 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
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| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
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| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
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| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
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| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #564 | bath ball gift set | 9 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #312 | bindlestocking | 9 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #92 | boulder | 25 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #37 | bronze handcuffs | 2 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
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| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
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| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
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| #59 | essential cameraderie | 2 |
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| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #450 | motivational poster | 10 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
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| #61 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
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| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
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| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
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| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
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| #497 | sleeping stocking | 5 |
| #492 | slow jam collection | 9 |
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| #1206 | spectral pickle | 2 |
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| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
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| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
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| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
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| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
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| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
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| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
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| #4585 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #131 | sun-dried tofu | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
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| #961 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #597 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 12 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 8 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 13 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #581 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 17 |
| #762 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 13 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
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| #405 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 8 |
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| #1631 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #825 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 21 |
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| #924 | tiny plastic demoninja | 8 |
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| #1228 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #998 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 18 |
| #1197 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 15 |
| #834 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 21 |
| #714 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 10 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #1314 | tiny plastic grue | 14 |
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| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
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| #1182 | tiny plastic killer bee | 15 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #1637 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 15 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic mosquito | 15 |
| #1105 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 7 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #862 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 20 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
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| #1533 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
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| #595 | tiny plastic taco cat | 12 |
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| #1255 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #928 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #804 | tiny plastic zmobie | 9 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
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