Museum :: Tom808

Tom808

Rank	Item	Quantity
#90	1,970 carat gold	7
#109	1952 Mickey Mantle card	35
#45	4-dimensional fez	5
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#296	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#226	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#777	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
#25	ASCII shirt	138
🥉	Admiral's hat	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#38	Amulet of Yendor	482
#182	Ancient Saucehelm	10
#68	Angelhair Culottes	11
#63	Angry Farmer candy	3,269
#47	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	47
#134	Argarggagarg's fang	10
#36	Arrrmetia trading card	4
#241	Atomic Comic	2
#159	Atomic Pop	3
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#863	BGE merchandise order form	2
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#75	BRAINS shorts	18
#25	BRICKO pearl	11
#631	BURT	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#83	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	10
#49	Barney's rake	7
#209	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	13
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#125	Bit O' Ectoplasm	22
#100	BitterSweetTarts	23
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#107	Bling of the New Wave	9
#37	Blood 'n' Plenty	16
#122	Blood Light	34
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#98	Bone's Farm "wine"	17
#266	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#61	Boss Drops	11
#58	Bruno's blessing of Mars	7
#337	Bulky Buddy Box	9
#59	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	8
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#246	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#371	CRIMBCO mug	36
#1465	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#211	CRIMBCO wine	36
#1702	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#16	CSA discount card	1,124
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#572	Chroner	1
#15	Chroner cross	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#119	Claw of the Infernal Seal	8
#113	Cloaca Cola Polar	11
#1267	Cloaca grenade	5
#136	Colander of Em-er'il	11
#128	Cold Hots candy	120
#164	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#41	Comet Pop	11
#47	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	46
#82	Corpse Island iced tea	54
#135	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#33	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	99
#80	Crimbo Credit	176
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#32	Crimbo candied pecan	1,131
#160	Crimbo candle	1
#31	Crimbo fudge	1,198
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#28	Crimbo peppermint bark	1,145
#84	Crimbo salad	7
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#82	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#8	Crimbonium fuel rod	300
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#133	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	33
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#98	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	5
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#120	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	4
#118	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	4
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#135	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	3
#103	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	5
#164	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	25
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#139	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	3
#171	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	21
#119	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	12
#245	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#135	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	3
#167	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	23
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#83	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	6
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#179	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	8
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#168	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	22
#136	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	11
#156	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	25
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#909	Crimbuck	806
#116	D roll	113
#137	DNOTC Box	3
#145	Daffy Taffy	247
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#43	Das Überkühlraum trading card	3
#60	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	7
#151	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	36
#199	Disco 'Fro Pick	11
#97	Dogsgotnonoz pills	3
#44	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	10
#1210	Dyspepsi grenade	5
#86	Eau de Guaneau	7
#59	Ecto-Cooler	17
#41	Effermint™ tablets	171
#154	El Sombrero De Lopez	13
#138	Elder Turtle Shell	12
#58	Elvish delight	10
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#64	Everlasting Deckswabber	12
#958	FDKOL commendation	2
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#265	FDKOL hotcakes	12
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#44	Fantasma en la Máquina	105
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#64	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	7
#113	Friendliness Beverage	84
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#343	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#47	Fudgie Roll	8
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#66	Galapagosian Cuisses	12
#74	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	11
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#166	Go-Wassail	122
#50	Good 'n' Slimy	8
#117	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	8
#656	Green Clover of Justice	3
#82	Gummi-DNA	21
#144	Gummi-Gnauga	26
#99	Gummy Brains	5
#60	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	95
#156	Heimandatz's heart	9
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#76	How to Play Othello	7
#257	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	3
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#43	Inndya trading card	3
#155	Inner Strength	3
#164	Inner Truth	3
#92	Inner Wisdom	4
#658	Instant Karma	6
#330	Iron Beta of Industry	26
#26	Jack-in-the-box	111
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#150	Jocko Homo's head	10
#51	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	3
#375	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
#48	Knob pasty	14
#97	Krakrox's Loincloth	9
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#271	LED block	5
#67	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	85
#109	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	12
#23	Lars the Cyberian	12
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#99	Lederhosen of the Night	13
🥇	Li'l Businessman Kit	175
#141	Lobos Mints	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#363	Lucky Surprise Egg	11
#135	M-242	100
#92	Mae West with a fly in it	4
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#117	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	21
#147	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	26
#28	Microplushie: Bropane	302
#25	Microplushie: Dorkonide	103
#27	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	127
#21	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	74
#20	Microplushie: Gothochondria	257
#23	Microplushie: Hippylase	350
#27	Microplushie: Hipsterine	35
#24	Microplushie: Hobomosome	177
#20	Microplushie: Otakulone	397
#25	Microplushie: Raverdrine	200
#23	Microplushie: Sororitrate	285
#51	Milk Studs	265
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#89	Morbidda trading card	2
#259	Mr. Mediocrebar	210
#219	NPZR chemistry set	22
#8	Nardz energy beverage	312
#83	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#67	Necbro wafers	11
#146	New Zealand iced tea	86
#99	Newman's Own Trousers	9
#450	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	13
#126	Nightstalker perfume	24
#25	Northern pemmican	17
#264	Now and Earlier	15
#78	Nuclear Blastball	51
#519	Orange Star of Sacrifice	4
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#58	Othello's dagger	3
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#54	Othello's military jacket	3
#108	PEEZ dispenser	108
#128	Pain Dip	2
#577	Penultimate Fantasy chest	11
#93	Piddles	23
#166	Pink Heart of Spirit	6
#135	PlexiPips	1
#69	Polka Pop	23
#54	Princess Rutabaga trading card	3
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#128	Racisto Ruidoso	3
#40	Rattlin' Chains	14
#127	Red Balloon of Valor	2
#94	Red Pill	4
#35	Red Rover BB gun	86
#218	Rock Pops	223
#49	Roman sadnals	9
#67	Rompedores de Fantasmas	84
#204	Roo trading card	1
#21	S.S. Ticket	1
#41	SPF 451 lip balm	49
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#90	Safari Jack's moustache	12
#336	Scalp of Gorgolok	8
#822	Schrödinger's thermos	5
#184	Senior Mints	53
#31	Serenity trading card	4
#176	Silver Bullet beer	14
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#86	Skullhead's Screw	2
#262	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	3
#109	Spooky Surprise Egg	165
#143	Steal This Candy	18
#55	Strix stix	71
#143	Sugar Cog	21
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#45	Super Weight-Gain 9000	5
🥇	Superhero Reboots	1
#15	Sweet Sword	31
#63	Swizzler	281
#37	TI-9000 calculator	91
#51	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	406
#53	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	394
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#48	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	393
#322	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	10
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#384	Tales of the Word Realms	1
#10	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	14,378
#252	The Art of Slapfighting	4
#326	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	4
#217	The Cooler Out of Space	13
#40	The Emperor's new cookie	3
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#383	The Joy of Wassailing	9
#113	The Mariachi's guitar case	13
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#85	The Necbronomicon	3
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
#32	The Snake trading card	4
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥈	The Sword in the Steak	11
#6	Third Eye	1
#45	Thorny Toad trading card	3
#1003	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	3
#562	Thwaitgold ant statuette	2
#777	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#97	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	7
#334	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	4
#279	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	12
#395	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	7
#420	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	10
#390	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	2
#219	Thwaitgold spider statuette	12
#270	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	18
#152	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	4
#51	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	10
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#26	Time Bandit Time Towel	2
#23	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	920
#21	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	904
#23	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	913
#23	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	912
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
🥇	Truthsayer	1
#148	Twelve Night Energy	1
#143	UV monocular	1
#51	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
#4	Ultracolor™ shirt	186
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#143	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	8
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#125	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	106
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#296	Uncle Romulus	4
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#1081	Valentine	11
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#88	Volartta's bellbottoms	10
#229	Warm Subject gift certificate	673
#50	Wax Flask	16
#39	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	277
#55	Whenchamacallit bar	1
#200	Wint-O-Fresh mint	92
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#423	Workytime Tea	4
#80	Yakisoba's hat	12
#1147	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#77	Yummy Tummy bean	3,015
#31	Z-Bone steak	103
#198	Zim Merman's guitar	4
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#426	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	4
#111	abandoned candy	14
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#265	adorable seal larva	9
#109	alien drugs	25
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#64	alien protein powder	3
#203	alien source code printout	1
#15	alien source code printout (used)	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#99	alphabet gum	18
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#470	ammonite fossil	9
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#59	ancient vinyl coin purse	193
#678	anniversary balloon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#128	antique beer	2
#126	archaeologing shovel	1
#20	artisanal homebrew sampler	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#65	bag of W&Ws	252
#42	bag of airline peanuts	494
#75	bag of bones	10
#24	bag of foreign bribes	28
#45	bag of lard	22
#121	bag of park garbage	11
#2043	ball	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#222	bananagate	32
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#64	banjo kazoo mount	3
#264	bark rootbeer	4
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#114	bath ball gift set	36
#403	battered Crimbo Crate	28
#350	bazookafish bubble gum	2
#126	beaten-up Chucks	4
#254	beavermouth	1
#448	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#37	bejeweled cufflinks	89
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#279	belemnite fossil	18
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#200	bindlestocking	13
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#58	birdbone corset	6
#54	bit-o-cactus	134
#165	bite-me-red lipstick	124
#54	black brandy	1
#35	black candy heart	487
#44	black eyedrops	16
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#26	black pension check	1,059
#1131	black plastic oyster egg	3
#370	black polka-dot oyster egg	14
#45	black spot	19
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#138	blank diary	1
#12	blank fudge mold	30
#78	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	4
#142	blind-packed capsule toy	113
#254	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	31
#117	blob of Alphredo™	4
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#204	blue glowstick	8
#32	blue grass	63
#1329	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#1291	blue plastic oyster egg	3
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#1368	blue striped oyster egg	3
#136	blue tulip	1
#140	blueberry-frosted king cake	10
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#67	boiling seal blood	11
#36	bone and arrows	1
#213	bone aperitif	2
#47	bone chips	705
#52	bone crusher	1
#195	bone meal	2
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#53	bonerang	1
#58	boning knife	1
#179	borg sock monkey	11
#729	bottle of Blank-Out	4
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#48	bottle of Mystic Shell	21
#50	bottle of antifreeze	14
#104	bottle of bubbles	111
#19	bottle of drinkin' gas	17
#62	bottle of fire	495
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#132	bottle of pirate juice	6
#117	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	4
#64	bowl of Jeal-O	139
#146	bowl of fishysoisse	6
#62	box of Dweebs	247
#786	box of sunshine	365
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#255	bread line	4
#321	breaded beer	2
#34	breakfast mess	697
#62	breakfast miracle	6
#18	breath mint	1,173
#66	brick	483
#112	brine	135
#53	briny vinegar	5
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#64	bronze breastplate	29
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#284	brown plastic baby	2
#297	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#15	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
#20	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
#13	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
#27	bubblegum heart	241
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#388	buckyball	12
#26	buffed alien drugs	1
#99	bugbear detector	1
#150	bugbear purification pill	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#307	burst hellseal brain	18
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#55	calavera concertina	4
#73	calle de miel with a fly in it	4
#192	can of Binarrrca	58
#353	can of CRIMBCOLA	7
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#56	can of spinach	30
#15	can of sterno	21
#89	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	75
#127	candied bolts	7
#170	candied kobold	19
#558	candied nuts	3
#57	candied yams	121
#201	candy brain	20
#1730	candy cane	16
#78	candy cigarette	37
#14	candy crayons	13
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#190	candy knuckles	10
#84	candy skeleton	13
#3109	candy stake	2
#378	canteen of wine	72
#1344	capacitor relay	4
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#9	caret	67
#37	carton of rotten eggs	255
#60	cement sandals	11
#78	centurion helmet	1
#25	chainsaw chain	28
#117	chakra malt	1
#266	chakra sludge	1
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#113	cheap cigar butt	33
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#44	chicle de salchicha	3
#38	children of the candy corn	23
#72	chitinous pod	1
#299	choco-Crimbot	1
#166	chocolate cigar	11
#146	chocolate disco ball	4
#226	chocolate filthy lucre	27
#114	chocolate pasta spoon	8
#81	chocolate saucepan	12
#71	chocolate seal-clubbing club	14
#152	chocolate stolen accordion	3
#66	chocolate turtle totem	15
#46	chocolate-covered caviar	11
#58	chocolate-frosted king cake	28
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#21	circle drum	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#40	clown hammer	500
#91	club necklace	44
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#964	cocoa egg	3
#47	cold seal sweat	33
#25	collection of tiny spooky objects	65
#342	colorful plastic ball	69
#294	commemorative war stein	110
#169	communal gobstopper	5
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#131	concentrated garbage juice	6
#122	cookie cookie	5
#42	corpse on the beach	79
#21	corpsebite	16
#69	corpsedriver	58
#54	corpsetini	68
#34	corrupted bird DNA	1
#59	corrupted data	392
#116	cotton candy bale	1
#187	cotton candy cone	1
#166	cotton candy pillow	1
#106	cotton candy pinch	1
#141	cotton candy plug	1
#121	cotton candy skoshe	1
#122	cotton candy smidgen	1
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
#266	crappy brain	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#20	crowbar	22
#34	crude crudités	11
#40	crystalline seal eye	1
#55	cube of billiard chalk	8
#25	cubic zirconia	275
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#60	stealth bomber	1
#93	sterno-flavored Hob-O	7
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#116	stink-penny	52
#53	stolen meatpouch	20
🥇	stop shield	1
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#584	strange shiny disc	5
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#209	stray chihuahua	12
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#71	stuffed Meat	359
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#171	stuffed hand turkey	178
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#78	stuffed monocle	322
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#207	stuffed pocketwatch	1
#142	stuffed porpoise	1
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#159	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	194
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#75	stuffed teddy butler	317
#71	stuffed tin of caviar	336
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#684	sturdy Crimbo crate	19
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#1049	sub-molecular interocitor	1
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
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#175	sugar shard	11
#192	sugar-coated pine cone	15
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#24	swamp lolly	18
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#432	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#747	synthetic stuffing	6
#113	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	83
#68	tangarita with a fly in it	5
#30	tangled mass of creepy pasta	13
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#259	tasty tart	6
#59	tattered paper crown	5
#2033	teddy bear	1
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#39	teeny-tiny magic scroll	13
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#58	that gum you like	47
#575	theoretical string	21
#52	thermos full of Knob coffee	18
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#180	thick walrus blubber	1
#296	throbbing rage gland	1
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#38	throwing candy	59
#140	throwing wrench	16
#41	time shuriken	1
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#81	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	5
#55	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	14
#215	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	3
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#214	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	3
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#184	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	3
#59	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	6
#44	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	16
#190	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	8
#75	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	5
#125	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	4
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#156	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	9
#103	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	11
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#205	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	3
#322	tiny die-cast killing bird	2
#206	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	8
#243	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	7
#71	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	5
#245	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	7
#175	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	3
#189	tiny die-cast turtle mech	3
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#767	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	10
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#1417	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#1762	tiny plastic Axe Wound	4
#797	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	6
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1159	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#566	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	8
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1480	tiny plastic Black Knight	5
#942	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	5
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#661	tiny plastic Boss Bat	7
#795	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#1327	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#1811	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	10
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1155	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#259	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	35
#159	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	50
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#85	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#1326	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#954	tiny plastic Felonia	5
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#534	tiny plastic G Imp	13
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#669	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	11
#828	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	9
#1355	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#1245	tiny plastic Hellion	6
#515	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	14
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#2059	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	2
#2195	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	3
#1473	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	5
#935	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	8
#1064	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	7
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#777	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#17	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#919	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	8
#911	tiny plastic Protagonist	8
#1138	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#771	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#1339	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#731	tiny plastic Spam Witch	10
#1051	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	7
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#967	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	5
#1520	tiny plastic The Man	3
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#935	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	8
#151	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	16
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#2158	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	3
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#2624	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#847	tiny plastic angry bugbear	9
#1522	tiny plastic angry goat	12
#1374	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#930	tiny plastic anime smiley	8
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#836	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	9
#935	tiny plastic astronomer	8
#2897	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	6
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#3315	tiny plastic barrrnacle	5
#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#714	tiny plastic beanbat	10
#1360	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1348	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#2570	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1327	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#2243	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	8
#1082	tiny plastic blooper	7
#729	tiny plastic brainsweeper	10
#733	tiny plastic briefcase bat	10
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1343	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#2008	tiny plastic cocoabo	9
#2471	tiny plastic coffee pixie	7
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#2096	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#1242	tiny plastic cubist bull	6
#1243	tiny plastic demoninja	6
#2688	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#1218	tiny plastic drunk goat	6
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1058	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	7
#1086	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	7
#1129	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#718	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	10
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#1210	tiny plastic fruit golem	6
#2027	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	9
#1829	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	10
#1658	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	11
#1216	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	6
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#1764	tiny plastic goth giant	4
#1316	tiny plastic grue	14
#1423	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	5
#4597	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#2256	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	8
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#2202	tiny plastic killer bee	8
#1063	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	7
#1509	tiny plastic leprechaun	12
#1396	tiny plastic levitating potato	13
#1238	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	6
#1341	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#2231	tiny plastic mosquito	8
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#1106	tiny plastic ninja snowman	7
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#2251	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	8
#2642	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#952	tiny plastic scary clown	8
#4451	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1451	tiny plastic senile lihc	5
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#1246	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	6
#1125	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#2144	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
#2272	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	8
#855	tiny plastic spooky vampire	9
#1150	tiny plastic stab bat	16
#2842	tiny plastic star starfish	6
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#955	tiny plastic taco cat	8
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1119	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#1035	tiny plastic topiary golem	7
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#556	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	13
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#940	tiny plastic warwelf	8
#1221	tiny plastic whitesnake	6
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#805	tiny plastic zmobie	9
#265	tisket	1
#102	tofurkey gravy	66
#91	tofurkey leg	72
#22	tofurkey nugget	12
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#709	tooth	5
#116	toothbrush	16
#2083	toothsome rock	2
#901	top	5
#275	torn hellseal sinew	18
#151	tourmalime	46
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#1868	toy crazy train	2
#123	toy deathbot	10
#1344	toy hoverpad	3
#1689	toy jet pack	2
#166	toy maglev monorail	9
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#1384	toy train	1
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#297	traditional Crimbo cookie	8
#2003	tree-eating kite	6
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#303	trilobite fossil	15
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#1133	tropical wrapping paper	1
#21	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	13
#259	tube sock	2
#833	twitching claw	6
#172	twitching time capsule	1
#142	unearthed potsherd	30
#76	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
#108	unnatural gas	2
#26	unquiet spirits	86
#69	unsanitized scalpel	5
#387	unstable DNA	134
#2500	unstable laser battery	11
#84	unstable quark	13
#163	untamable turtle	11
#36	unused soap	88
#51	unused walkie-talkie	21
#257	unusual disco ball	9
#28	valuable coin	139
#214	valuable trinket	417
#1601	vampire duck-on-a-string	3
#128	vampire pearl	5
#57	vampire pellet	8
#443	vibrating cyborg knife	11
#147	vinegar	244
#37	viral DNA	94
#621	vitachoconutriment capsule	8
#235	volcanic ash	23
#45	wad of cotton	37
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#39	warbear LP-ROM burner	4
#341	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#105	warbear auto-anvil	2
#106	warbear badge	1
#478	warbear battery	1
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#50	warbear beeping telegram	20
#169	warbear blizzard mead	1
#56	warbear breakfast machine assembler	10
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#15	warbear chemistry lab	8
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#36	warbear drone assembler	14
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#55	warbear empathy chip	10
#40	warbear energy bracers	5
#54	warbear exhaust manifold	4
#23	warbear exo-arm	8
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#37	warbear foil hat	5
#10	warbear goggles	1
#71	warbear gyro	5
#35	warbear gyrocopter	17
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#339	warbear helm fragment	1
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#49	warbear high-efficiency still	4
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#286	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	2
#169	warbear induction oven	1
#50	warbear jackhammer drill press	4
#35	warbear laser beacon	6
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#35	warbear liquid lasers	6
#136	warbear liquid overcoat	11
#9	warbear long johns	1
#33	warbear metalworking primer	23
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#114	warbear oil pan	2
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#35	warbear procedural hilarity drone	22
#54	warbear rejuvenation potion	3
#381	warbear requisition box	1
#51	warbear robo-camouflage unit	20
#44	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	21
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#78	warbear soda machine assembler	7
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#40	warbear superpotion	6
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#21	warbear wardance potion	74
#133	warbear warrior bread	1
#12	warbear warscarf	1
#471	warbear whosit	70
#474	water wings	1
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#1538	wheel	1
#83	whisker pencil	93
#110	whiskey in a broken glass	23
#9	white candy heart	9,500
#144	white chocolate chips	100
#25	white earbuds	1
#125	white tulip	1
#37	whoopie cushion	550
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#38	wind-up chattering teeth	522
#95	wind-up meatcar	112
#11	wings of fire	35
#390	witch hat	2
🥈	wolf whistle	1
#630	wooden block	4
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#65	worst candy	2
#589	wreath of laurels	1
#34	x-ray specs	516
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#27	yam candy	9
#14	yellow candy heart	9,500
#399	yellow candygram	1
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#162	yellow gummi ingot	211
#442	yellow paisley oyster egg	6
#2817	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#43	yellow snowcone	509
#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#2204	yo	1
#1886	yo-yo	3
#194	yule gruel	1
#102	yule pup	1
#79	zombie dinosaur egg	1

Wow, that's 153,958 items total!

what items are this player missing?