Museum :: Mr H

Mr H

Rank	Item	Quantity
#237	"caramel" orange	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#861	BGE merchandise order form	2
#1450	BGE shotglass	1
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#299	Baja sopapilla	1
#28	Boltsmann ID badge	2
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#136	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#111	Brandonian footlocker key	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#52	Christmas ham	1
#75	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
#7	Congressional Medal of Insanity	1
#83	Covert Ops for Kids	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#40	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#42	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#432	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#161	Crimbo dinner	1
#71	Crimbo food scraps	126
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#54	Crimbo train emergency brake	82
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#170	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#129	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#110	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#70	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	177
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#60	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#144	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#274	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	4
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#154	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
#47	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#129	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#105	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#88	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#2337	Crimbuck	12
#51	Easter eggnog	1
#59	Easter grasshopper	1
#139	Elf Army machine parts	6
#90	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
#99	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#79	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
#47	Elf Guard MPC	5,624
#52	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#42	Elf Guard broom	1
#54	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#93	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#117	Elf Guard eyedrops	1
#65	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#64	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#113	Elf Guard honor present	1
#25	Elf Guard hotpants	7
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#101	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#108	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#56	Elf Guard patrol cap	2
#123	Elf Guard payroll bag	1
#58	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#55	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#85	Elf Guard strategic map	1
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#37	Elvish underarmor	1
#909	FDKOL commendation	3
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#70	Holiday Multitasking	1
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#70	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	1
#50	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	2
#23	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#55	Irish eggnog	1
#114	Jamaican coffee	1
#88	Kelflar vest	1
#90	LIDAR candle	1
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#194	Mer-kin cookiestove	1
#53	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#208	Red Pill	2
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#68	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	1
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#5	Spirit of Christmas	3,920
#10	Spirit of Easter	1,183
#11	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	1,190
🥉	Spirit of Thanksgiving	5,325
#12	Spirit of Veteran's Day	1,214
#44	Spring Bros. ID badge	1
#70	Spring Bros. solenoid	1
#62	Swedish coffee	1
#723	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	3
#722	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	4
#33	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	6
#761	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	2
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#71	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#61	Thanksgiving ration	1
#22	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#88	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	1
#4	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#68	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#1055	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#48	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	15
#68	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	11
#214	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	2
#1380	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#100	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#122	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	3
#1817	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#358	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	2
#161	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	11
#116	Thwaitgold slug statuette	43
#673	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	12
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#75	Trainbot autoassembly module	3
#132	Trainbot circuitry	7
#73	Trainbot harness	1
#100	Trainbot linkages	11
#77	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#144	Trainbot optics	4
#106	Trainbot plating	11
#40	Trainbot radar monocle	2
#105	Trainbot servomotors	11
#36	Trainbot slag	219
#114	Trainbot tubing	11
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#25	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#460	adorable seal larva	6
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#6	all-purpose cleaner	4,326
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#51	ancient Elf dessert spoon	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#167	antique beer	1
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#46	antique nutcracker boots	1
#45	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#47	antique nutcracker hat	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#42	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#35	automatic wine thief	1
#80	baby rigging snake	1
#28	bacteria bisque	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#108	balanced antler	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#107	banana-frosted king cake	20
#968	bananagate	1
#75	barnacle-encrusted sweater	1
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#1096	barrrnacle	9
#1663	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#255	beavermouth	1
#135	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
🥇	bejazzled eyepatch	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#701	bindlestocking	1
#232	black Crimbo ball	1
#84	black spot	10
#925	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1104	blood flower	3
#5	booze drive button	1
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#168	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#120	bowl of mernudo	5
#1372	box of sunshine	136
#92	bread man	5
#49	bread pie	51
#501	breaded beer	1
#60	brown pirate pants	1
#299	buñuelos Jaliscos	1
#296	bubble-wrap simulator	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#464	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#52	cabooze	10
#196	can of Binarrrca	56
#101	can of mixed everything	1
#53	candied beef and cabbage	1
#82	candied lime	1
#6	candy drive button	1
#186	candy harmonica	3
#59	candy rations	1
#101	cannonbomb	1
#54	canteen of eggnog	1
#62	canteen of jungle juice	1
#120	canteen of wine	177
#84	carnivorous potted plant	1
#234	cement sandals	4
#290	chainsaw chain	1
#56	chest of "pirate gold"	1
#59	chocolate ostrich egg	1
#145	chocolate-frosted king cake	14
#31	chocomotive	13
#29	ciliophora chowder	1
#125	cinnamon machine oil	26
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#52	clear Russian	51
#45	clerical automa-core	1
#193	cloning kit	1
#43	clovermint	1
#197	concentrated fish broth	1
#107	coney haunch	2
#20	consolation ribbon	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#134	corned beet	2
#737	corrupted data	1
🥇	cozy scarf	1
#174	cranberry margarita (brackish)	2
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#29	cream of chloroplasts	1
#127	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
#119	crystal Crimbo platter	1
#105	crystallized pumpkin spice	1
#93	dark chocolate egg	2
#123	deactivated mini-Trainbot	1
#994	delicious salad	17
#163	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#740	designer handbag	3
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#538	donated booze	1
#530	donated candy	1
#497	donated food	2
#60	double-candied yams	1
#73	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	127
#131	drive-thru burger	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#36	egg gun	1
#192	eggwater	3
#34	elbow soup	1
#130	electric pants	1
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#122	elven limbos gingerbread	83
#950	elven cellocello	21
#148	elven moonshine	72
#107	elven socks	31
#335	elven suicide capsule	36
#193	elven whittling knife	1
#10	empty agua de vida bottle	6,890
#193	ert grey goo ring	1
#1883	fancy chocolate car	1
#120	festive egg sac	1
#101	festive holiday hat	31
#131	fishelada	5
#37	flagellate soup	1
#296	flan del mar	1
#100	flask of egggrog	1
#185	fleshy putty	1
#173	flour cookie	5
#8	food drive button	1
#107	four-leaf potato sprout	1
#94	fragile Christmas ornament	1
#32	free boots	1
#301	freightcake	1
#283	friendly cheez blob	8
#81	fruit-stuffed rumcake	1
#379	fudge bunny	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#1415	fudgecule	1
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#1659	fuzzy dice	4
#1923	ghost cucumber	1
#380	ghost trap	1
#15	gilded trumpet	1
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#1335	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#136	gingerbread nylons	1
#98	gingerbread pirate	1
#166	glob of salty molasses	1
#139	golden fleece	1
#112	golden plastic oyster egg	2
🥇	goo magnet	1
#324	gooified animal matter	1
#310	gooified mineral matter	1
#312	gooified vegetable matter	1
#95	gravy skin	1
#7	gravyskin buckler	1
#8	gravyskin hat	1
#7	gravyskin pants	1
#8	gravyskin skirt	1
#102	gray bow tie	50
#200	green and red bean	1
#1010	green gummi ingot	1
#34	green marshmallow	10
#99	grog nuts	1
#697	grouchy restless spirit	5
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#198	gummi canary	1
#202	gummi salamander	1
#242	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#97	half-digested rat	1
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
🥇	hand-knitted diving booties	1
#61	handful of Boltsmann bearings	1
#210	handful of numbers	2
#22	hard cocoa	9
#31	head-mounted Trainbot	1
#744	herringcello	24
#626	hideous egg	1
#160	holiday log	1
#47	holiday smorgasbord	1
#51	holiday trip around the world	1
#83	honey-drenched ham slice	51
#231	hot egg	1
#102	hot wine	1
#41	housekeeping automa-core	1
#339	huge Crimbo cookie	1
#74	industrially-crushed ice	26
#157	intact anemone spike	1
#456	intriguing puzzle box	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#978	irradiated candy cane	5
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#531	jawbruiser	5
#179	knuckle sandwich	128
#897	kumquartz	1
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#198	lab-grown meat	1
#31	leg-mounted Trainbots	1
#661	licorice root	1
#233	lime supersucker	1
#35	lip soup	1
#222	liquid SONAR	1
#225	live lobster	2
#331	live wire	3
#169	lost elf luggage	1
#284	lovecat tail	3
#27	lucky army helmet	1
#63	lucky moai statuette	1
#45	lucky napkin	1
#211	macaroni duck	9
#668	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	1
#491	magical pony: Shutterfly	2
#61	marshmallow bomb	1
#482	marshmallow flambé	1
#65	massive wrench	1
#56	mechanically-mulled cider	1
#5	messenger bag RNA	1
#89	military orb	1
#115	military-grade peppermint oil	1
#106	moai toai	3
#193	moist Crimbo spices	3
#239	mooseflank	1
#82	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	50
#60	mulled wine	1
#63	multi-level marzipan	7
#32	muscular soup	1
#106	muskox-skin cap	1
#868	night-vision goggles	2
#28	nylon Christmas stockings	1
#125	obnoxious riddle	3
#91	odor extractor	1
#116	officer's nog	1
#126	ojo de pez burrito	5
#93	old-school pirate grog	1
#2042	oozenog	2
🥇	oxygenated eggnog helmet	1
#400	pair of bolt cutters	7
#320	pair of ragged claws	1
#894	passable elf mask	6
#89	patent leather shoes	55
#207	pear supersucker	1
#892	pearidot	1
#257	penguin focaccia bread	39
#97	penguin thesaurus	58
#85	peppermint bomb	1
#169	peppermint eel sauce	1
🥇	peppermint harpoon gun	1
#71	peppermint pegleg	6
#118	peppermint tack	1
#147	peppermint-scented socks	1
#33	perfect Christmas scarf	1
#116	personalizable gingerbread cookie	1
#2033	phish stick	1
#145	pickled bread	1
#176	pile of Trainbot parts	11
#47	ping-pong ball	526
#52	ping-pong paddle	1
#47	pirate encryption key alpha	1
#46	pirate encryption key bravo	1
#50	pirate encryption key charlie	1
#49	pirate encryption key delta	1
#179	plain candy cane	3
#635	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#84	plastic bazooka	1
#529	plastic ingot	1
#502	pocketwatch on a chain	6
#1088	poison pen	1
#198	poisonsettia	1
#92	portable dam	1
#43	portable ping-pong table	1
#95	potato alarm clock	1
#9	potato jacket	1
#280	poultrygeist	2
#744	powdered candy sushi set	2
#57	powdered powdered sugar	7
#100	prank Crimbo card	1
#82	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	2
#302	primitive candy cane	1
#114	pristine walrus tusk	1
#184	projectile chemistry set	1
#11	proto-proto-protozoa	1
#321	psycho sweater	1
#1079	pulsing flesh	3
#56	punching mirror	1
#326	radio button candy	3
#99	ragged wool yarn	1
#80	really nice lump of coal	1
#105	red and white claret	1
#993	red gummi ingot	1
#12	red-hot medallion	1
#44	replica Elf Guard medal	1
#412	rigid carapace	10
#170	rockfish stomach	1
#111	room scale green bean casserole	1
#117	rum-soaked fruitcake	1
#263	runny fermented egg	1
#169	runny icing	3
#89	salmagumdi	5
#175	salt plum	1
#133	salted mutton	2
#164	salty gumdrop	1
#51	security automa-core	1
#129	self-repairing earmuffs	1
#52	sequin-encrusted sweater	1
#79	shadow bread	1
#57	shadow brick	1
#69	shadow flame	1
#70	shadow fluid	1
#60	shadow glass	1
#57	shadow ice	1
#54	shadow nectar	2
#72	shadow sausage	1
#61	shadow sinew	1
#73	shadow skin	1
#58	shadow stick	1
#66	shadow venom	1
#17	shining star cap	1
#98	shipwright's hammer	1
#32	shoulder-mounted Trainbot	1
#227	silver shotgun shell	1
#28	silver table-scraper	1
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#698	sleeping stocking	2
#264	sleeping wereturtle	3
#492	smoking grass	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#185	soggy gingerbread chunk	3
#488	soy cordial	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#988	squirming egg sac	1
#105	stapler bear	1
#28	steamed oyster	126
#56	strange cube	30
#225	strawberry supersucker	1
#918	strawberyl	1
#271	stray chihuahua	10
#600	string of Crimbo lights	1
#12	stuffed "L"	1
#5209	stuffed Cheshire bitten	6
#5739	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	5
#4836	stuffed angry cow	7
#6400	stuffed astral badger	4
#7028	stuffed baby gravy fairy	3
#9	stuffed club	1
#5192	stuffed cocoabo	6
#4061	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	10
#5339	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	6
#5754	stuffed hand turkey	5
#99	stuffed kraken	1
#4579	stuffed mind flayer	8
#239	stuffed red and green pepper (stale)	1
#4628	stuffed scary death orb	8
#4601	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	8
#4745	stuffed snowy owl	7
#5327	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	6
#4568	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	8
#5784	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	5
#1712	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#118	sugarplum ration	1
#112	sundae ration	1
#177	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1
#787	superheated fudge	1
#848	sweet mochi ball	3
#685	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#40	synaptic soup	1
#93	synthetic rock	1
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#43	tattoo of two turkeys	1
#102	the Crymbich Manuscript	1
#181	thick walrus blubber	1
#143	third ear	1
#786	throwing wrench	6
#189	tiny bomb	1
#957	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#930	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#947	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#939	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#744	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	2
#606	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	3
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#567	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#14	tiny plastic "Santa Claus"	1
#365	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	2
#1464	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	5
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#18	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#1143	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	2
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#1763	tiny plastic Axe Wound	4
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#1176	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	4
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#231	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	16
#385	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#2815	tiny plastic Black Knight	2
#585	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	8
#777	tiny plastic Boss Bat	6
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#1328	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#37	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#1284	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	14
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#12	tiny plastic Colonel Brando	1
#620	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#998	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	10
#529	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	18
#1747	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	2
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#825	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#12	tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny	1
#85	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#722	tiny plastic Father McGruber	5
#265	tiny plastic Felonia	15
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1752	tiny plastic G Imp	4
#335	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	3
#1761	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	4
#532	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	13
#611	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	7
#667	tiny plastic Hellion	11
#1759	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	4
#475	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	2
#12	tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	1
#915	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	5
#311	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	20
#590	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	12
#727	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	10
#388	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	17
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#346	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	12
#2119	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	3
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#647	tiny plastic Protagonist	11
#970	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	3
#310	tiny plastic Spam Witch	20
#644	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	11
#13	tiny plastic St. Patrick	1
#1521	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	3
#764	tiny plastic The Man	6
#835	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	9
#488	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	7
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1227	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	6
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4544	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#516	tiny plastic angry bugbear	14
#1858	tiny plastic angry goat	10
#1376	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#1083	tiny plastic anime smiley	7
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#836	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	9
#1443	tiny plastic astronomer	5
#1133	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	16
#849	tiny plastic barrrnacle	21
#353	tiny plastic beanbat	19
#742	tiny plastic bee swarm	5
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#1278	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	4
#918	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	19
#1466	tiny plastic blooper	5
#467	tiny plastic brainsweeper	15
#1064	tiny plastic briefcase bat	7
#598	tiny plastic bugaboo	7
#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#918	tiny plastic cocoabo	19
#6244	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#2097	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#1070	tiny plastic cubist bull	7
#536	tiny plastic demoninja	13
#38	tiny plastic dining car	1
#2690	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#32	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	2
#952	tiny plastic drunk goat	8
#1017	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#737	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	10
#540	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	13
#456	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	15
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#385	tiny plastic fruit golem	17
#1004	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	18
#886	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	20
#786	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	22
#432	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	16
#679	tiny plastic goth giant	11
#821	tiny plastic grue	21
#816	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	9
#2708	tiny plastic hermit	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1292	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	14
#258	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	16
#3904	tiny plastic killer bee	4
#808	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	9
#1222	tiny plastic leprechaun	15
#940	tiny plastic levitating potato	19
#716	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	10
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#1126	tiny plastic moneybee	2
#931	tiny plastic mosquito	19
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#1107	tiny plastic ninja snowman	7
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#41	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#1346	tiny plastic pastamancer	4
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#1268	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	14
#2644	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#1227	tiny plastic scary clown	6
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#841	tiny plastic seal clubber	6
#1452	tiny plastic senile lihc	5
#430	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	16
#1050	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	7
#537	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	30
#967	tiny plastic spooky vampire	8
#951	tiny plastic stab bat	19
#730	tiny plastic star starfish	23
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#1041	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	9
#2148	tiny plastic taco cat	3
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1727	tiny plastic topiary golem	4
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1832	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
#1258	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	6
#1447	tiny plastic warwelf	5
#1222	tiny plastic whitesnake	6
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#806	tiny plastic zmobie	9
#909	tourmalime	1
#98	traumatic holiday memory	1
#74	trick coin	1
#924	trilobite fossil	1
#71	turchucken	1
#301	twitching claw	13
#161	unidentified drink	1
#206	universal biscuit	1
#244	unstable DNA	209
#223	untamable turtle	9
#180	unusual disco ball	11
#676	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#182	waterlogged cloth	1
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#179	waterlogged leather	1
#176	waterlogged metal	1
#175	waterlogged stuffing	1
#50	wet tack	1
#118	whale cerebrospinal fluid	1
#63	whalecake	1
#206	white Crimbo ball	1
#28	white arm towel	1
#615	witch hat	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#149	yule hatchet	1

Wow, that's 34,786 items total!

what items are this player missing?