| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #1565 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #343 | CRIMBCO mug | 40 |
| #26 | CRIMBCO wine | 160 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #1088 | Crimbo candied pecan | 4 |
| #1270 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #1168 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| 🥉 | Crimbo pie | 4,446 |
| #64 | Crimbo wreath | 9 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #70 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 60 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #168 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #405 | Hollandaise helmet | 2 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #667 | Iron Beta of Industry | 9 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #725 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 37 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #238 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 9 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #285 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 11 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #417 | The Joy of Wassailing | 8 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #48 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 2 |
| #50 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 2 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #331 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 10 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1686 | badass belt | 32 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1588 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #33 | bath ball gift set | 75 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #313 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| #181 | bindlestocking | 14 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #35 | bottle of Blank-Out | 451 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #1136 | box of sunshine | 196 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #47 | cheap elven gloves | 50 |
| #178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #333 | chocolate cigar | 5 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #964 | cocoa egg | 3 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1425 | delicious salad | 5 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #11 | dental pliers | 13 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #132 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1066 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #11 | eggnog | 4,442 |
| #221 | elven limbos gingerbread | 58 |
| #1664 | elven cellocello | 10 |
| #365 | elven moonshine | 31 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #10 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #104 | floaty inverse geode | 2 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #197 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #12 | fruitcake | 4,673 |
| #208 | fruitfilm | 1 |
| #184 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #55 | gingerbread house | 9 |
| #222 | goat | 3 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #1410 | grue egg | 18 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #1264 | handful of confetti | 31 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1202 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #60 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| 🥈 | love song of smoldering passion | 27,628 |
| #58 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #124 | makeshift crane | 2 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #50 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #28 | miniature antlers | 3 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #141 | motivational poster | 25 |
| #28 | mummy costume | 205 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #510 | obsidian dagger | 35 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #848 | paperclip | 11 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #37 | petrified wood | 300 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #57 | piece of wedding cake | 222 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #141 | pink glowstick | 13 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #30 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 12 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #86 | portable photocopier | 73 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #37 | pumpkinhead mask | 186 |
| #8 | rag doll | 163 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #217 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #221 | sleeping stocking | 13 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #152 | slow jam collection | 25 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #855 | spectre scepter | 37 |
| #53 | spooky bark | 345 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #35 | spooky sap | 286 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #200 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #374 | strange cube | 3 |
| #352 | strange shiny disc | 11 |
| #180 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #53 | string of Crimbo lights | 9 |
| #2193 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 22 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #1103 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2,222 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #448 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 22 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #388 | witch hat | 2 |
| #34 | wolfman mask | 194 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |