Museum :: BigglesWorth

BigglesWorth

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#35	30669 scroll	282
#122	33398 scroll	200
#773	334 scroll	2
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1423	8-ball	6
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#42	Boris's ring	28
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#1011	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1056	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#851	CRIMBCO mug	11
#1446	CRIMBCO scrip	11
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2425	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1495	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#529	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#265	Crimboween memo	32
#4249	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#318	Dolphin King's crown	14
#282	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	13
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2052	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#535	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#17	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	332
#470	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#787	FDKOL commendation	11
#272	FDKOL hotcakes	11
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
🥇	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	110,688
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#322	Goodfella contract	111
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#602	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#120	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#19	Jarlsberg's earring	55
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#132	Knob Goblin elite shirt	67
#161	Knob Goblin harem veil	33
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#669	LED block	1
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#851	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#705	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#88	Mer-kin darkbook	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#47	Mer-kin wordquiz	3
#980	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#750	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#999	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#579	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1009	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1419	Mob Penguin cellular phone	6
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#2359	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#18	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	11
#204	Roo trading card	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#494	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#1232	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	2
#482	Sugar Cog	3
#947	Summer Nights	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
#218	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#270	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	11
#224	Travels with Jerry	5
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#1027	Valentine	12
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#784	Warm Subject gift certificate	11
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#899	Yellow Moon of Compassion	3
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#1029	abominable snowcone	4
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#84	all-purpose flower	2
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#67	alpha-mail pants	2
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#898	amulet of extreme plot significance	6
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#296	annoying pitchfork	10
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#896	antique helmet	1
#905	antique shield	1
#947	antique spear	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#171	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#116	awful poetry journal	1,841
#358	bätzle	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#238	baconstone bracelet	2
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#122	baconstone ring	2
#2034	badass belt	26
#133	badger badge	1
#885	bag of airline peanuts	27
#542	baggie of powdered sugar	26
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#704	ball	9
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#969	bananagate	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#900	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#940	bat guano	1
#903	bat wing	2
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#542	beer lens	2
#787	beertini	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#522	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#474	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#700	bindlestocking	1
#585	bite-me-red lipstick	1
#54	black candygram	1
#132	black lotus	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#527	black pension check	2
#1047	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#813	black snowcone	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#79	blank prescription sheet	2
#3303	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#532	blood flower	12
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#316	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#137	blue paisley oyster egg	20
#1232	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#714	blue polka-dot oyster egg	6
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#646	blue snowcone	4
#395	blue striped oyster egg	11
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#1832	bottle of goofballs	12
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#1054	box	1
#5527	box of sunshine	5
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#2052	brick	4
#1381	brine	1
#574	broken cellular phone	2
#1269	broken skull	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#498	bubblewrap ore	2
#45	bubblewrap sword	3
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#873	bum cheek	3
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#98	can cannon	1
#739	can of Binarrrca	11
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#213	can of V-11	2
#546	can of fake snow	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#57	candied yam pinky ring	1
#621	candy brain	3
#3286	candy cane	4
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#227	casino pass	15
#1089	cheap elven gloves	2
#254	cheap wind-up clock	1
#72	chitinous pod	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#578	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#165	chrome stick	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#1498	clown hammer	4
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#150	curmudgel	10
#456	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
#74	d20	30
#65	d4	11
#585	dance card	1
#427	deadly lampshade	2
#57	deadly nightshade	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#85	disembodied smile	9
#175	disintegrating sheet music	31
#220	disturbing fanfic	880
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#281	donkey flipbook	3
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#8	drab sonata	3,165
#304	drop of water-37	11
#368	duck-on-a-string	6
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#363	dwarf bread	11
#141	eXtreme nose ring	2
#481	easter egg balloon	48
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#1811	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#1393	elven moonshine	2
#1396	elven socks	1
#1910	elven suicide capsule	1
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#262	empty agua de vida bottle	811
#870	empty blowgun	1
#2228	enchanted leopard-print barbell	1
#113	enormous hoop earring	12
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#145	exotic orchid	1
#1252	explosion-flavored chewing gum	10
#362	eye of newt	25
#402	eye-pod	1
#1641	facsimile dictionary	2
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#1421	fake fake vomit	8
#291	false eyelashes	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#744	fat stacks of cash	7
#2392	felt	1
#1426	festive holiday hat	1
#113	fez of etymology	3
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#880	fine wine	1
#76	finger cymbals	18
#1346	fire	2
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#237	flaming glowsticks	2
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#905	flaregun	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#151	floaty gravel	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#416	floaty pebbles	1
#768	floaty sand	5
#269	floral print shirt	1
#143	fluid of fudge-finding	1
#63	flypaper staff	1
#71	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#121	foreign box	1
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#377	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#843	fudge lily	1
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#258	fudge spork	1
#1247	fudgecule	11
#179	fudgecycle	1
#219	fudgesicle	1
#158	funky brass fez	1
#56	gazing shoes	1
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#135	giant green gummi bear	1
#172	giant green gummi ingot	1
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#131	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#2813	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#209	gingham blouse	1
#72	glistening staff	1
#1495	gloomy black mushroom	1
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#53	gnatwing earring	7
#59	gnauga hide	111
#25	gnoll-tooth necklace	35
#2526	golden ring	6
#1547	googly eye	5
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#70	grape troll doll	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#1387	gray bow tie	1
#250	green candygram	1
#958	green gummi ingot	2
#604	green snowcone	5
#1913	grue egg	12
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#67	gummi bowtie	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#201	gummi salamander	1
#241	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#358	hair spray	11
#2400	hamethyst	1
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#88	hamethyst earring	2
#205	hamethyst necklace	2
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#211	handful of drink tickets	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#126	headhunter necktie	7
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#18	heavy metal sonata	114
#55	helmet recipe	11
#43	helmet turtle	4,444
#2084	herbal stuffing	2
#204	hermit permit	18
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#966	hill of beans	1
#184	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#152	hot daub	1
#358	hot pink lipstick	1
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#1465	iGoogly	2
#325	iced-out bling	1
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#2350	immense cyborg hand	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#1776	ion grid	1
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#2793	irradiated candy cane	1
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#365	jewelry-making pliers	1
#1552	joybuzzer	4
#20	kickback cookbook	22
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#2060	kite	1
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#1418	knuckle sandwich	2
#897	kumquartz	1
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#268	lavender candygram	1
#1486	lavender paisley oyster egg	2
#1590	lavender plastic oyster egg	2
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#575	lead necklace	11
#134	leaflet	11
#201	leather bookmark	1
#411	leather mask	9
#437	length of string	28
#938	lewd playing card	1
#105	library card	7
#1830	licorice garrote	1
#661	licorice root	1
#328	limburger biker boots	1
#233	lime supersucker	1
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#133	linoleum crossbow string	1
#114	linoleum helmet turtle	1
#387	linoleum ore	11
#437	linoleum staff	1
#119	linoleum stick	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#1726	logic synthesizer	1
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#727	lollipop stick	11
#569	lovecat tail	1
#12	lucky Tam O'Shanter	1
#913	mafia aria	16
#385	magic lamp	1
#1115	magical ice cube with a fly in it	15
#641	magical mystery juice	1
#387	magnifying glass	1
#248	makeshift cape	1
#195	makeshift crane	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#834	maple syrup	1
#1086	marionette	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#45	mass of wriggling tentacles	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#619	mauve plastic oyster egg	6
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#673	mauve striped oyster egg	6
#555	meat stack	27
#335	meatcar model	1
#56	meatsmithing guide	11
#199	menorette	1
#99	metal mandible	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#303	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
#66	miniature dormouse	3
#58	miniature espresso maker	3
#77	mole skin notebook	1
#453	molten brick	1
#2028	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#1340	motivational poster	1
#490	mulled cider	1
#992	mummy costume	1
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#3704	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#3218	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#1183	nanofiber cloth	1
#80	naughty origami kit	1
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#168	off-white plastic oyster egg	22
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1583	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#470	oily golden mushroom	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#2436	oozenog	1
#320	orange candygram	1
#1140	orange glowstick	1
#609	orange snowcone	7
#523	oriole-feather headdress	2
#1956	oversized fish scaler	1
#1889	oyster basket	1
#1558	pack of KWE trading card	1
#140	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#67	pair of twitching claws	1
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#598	pants of the Slug Lord	6
#80	paper-plate-mail pants	1
#848	paperclip	11
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#806	party hat	1
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#58	velvet choker	1
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Wow, that's 141,917 items total!

what items are this player missing?