| #409 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #66 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 3 |
| #52 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 4 |
| #32 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 4 |
| #38 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 3 |
| #32 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 5 |
| #33 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 4 |
| #5 | Alice's Army booster box | 3 |
| #177 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #106 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 5 |
| #110 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 5 |
| #148 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #155 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #50 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #86 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #257 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #7 | Jekyllin hide belt | 3 |
| #22 | Juju Mojo Mask | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #18 | Libram of BRICKOs | 3 |
| #254 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 15 |
| #59 | Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #12 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 1 |
| #64 | Rainbow's Gravity | 3 |
| #61 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #68 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #402 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #1099 | Time Juice | 5 |
| #40 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #136 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 16 |
| #49 | a cute angel | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #423 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #400 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #384 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #10 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #8 | crystallized memory | 12 |
| #49 | deluxe fax machine | 5 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #80 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #9 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #24 | floaty inverse geode | 6 |
| #76 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #31 | fossilized baboon skull | 19 |
| #39 | fossilized bat skull | 17 |
| #26 | fossilized demon skull | 21 |
| #85 | fossilized limb | 141 |
| #46 | fossilized serpent skull | 17 |
| #27 | fossilized spider skull | 20 |
| #44 | fossilized spike | 101 |
| #91 | fossilized spine | 24 |
| #77 | fossilized torso | 81 |
| #52 | fossilized wing | 74 |
| #46 | fossilized wyrm skull | 15 |
| #13 | hibernating robot reindeer | 2 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| 🥇 | murky potion | 191,586 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #33 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #157 | smoked potsherd | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #54 | spooky rattling cigar box | 2 |
| #251 | strange cube | 6 |
| #60 | throbbing rage gland | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #29 | tiny plastic sword | 4 |
| #15 | unearthed potsherd | 240 |
| #446 | volcanic ash | 5 |
| #75 | waterlogged crate | 3 |