| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1043 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #566 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1450 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1462 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #2427 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2855 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #168 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #249 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #457 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #424 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #401 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #383 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #701 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #945 | bone chips | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #290 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #557 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1755 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #767 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #701 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #563 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #710 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #741 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #379 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #1923 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #139 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #174 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #136 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #133 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #198 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #202 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #242 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #46 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #988 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1217 | paperclip | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1024 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #734 | quantum taco | 3 |
| #993 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #227 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #807 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #572 | strange cube | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #326 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #924 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #486 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #1013 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |