| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2846 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #420 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #733 | quantum taco | 3 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #570 | strange cube | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |