| #67 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| #624 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 6 |
| 🥇 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 2 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #537 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #312 | BGE merchandise order form | 13 |
| #507 | BGE shotglass | 17 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #670 | CRIMBCO scrip | 200 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #101 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 3 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #846 | Crimbuck | 918 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #7 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 30 |
| #808 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #690 | Ent cider | 6 |
| #76 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #369 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #164 | Hollandaise helmet | 57 |
| #471 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #398 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #83 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #208 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #51 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #47 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #600 | Schrödinger's thermos | 16 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #19 | The Superconductor's CPU | 6 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #352 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #135 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 58 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 7 |
| #801 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #1950 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 47 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #84 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 16 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #37 | adhesive tape dolly | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #225 | antique bottle opener | 4 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #609 | antique record album | 3 |
| #81 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #103 | book of facts | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Blank-Out | 21 |
| #1017 | bottle of rum | 11 |
| #77 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #79 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #66 | boxed Sept-Ember Censer | 1 |
| #76 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #68 | breaded beer | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #352 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #93 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 12 |
| #72 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #209 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #82 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #169 | disco ball | 343 |
| #315 | disco mask | 126 |
| #195 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #1635 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #1783 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #630 | fossilized limb | 6 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #479 | fossilized spike | 7 |
| #448 | fossilized torso | 8 |
| #524 | fossilized wing | 4 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #115 | golden twig | 2 |
| #25 | handful of numbers | 12 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #580 | helmet turtle | 61 |
| #465 | hideous egg | 4 |
| #74 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #512 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #30 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #215 | lime | 66 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #160 | mariachi hat | 58 |
| #645 | mariachi pants | 16 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #40 | monkey wrench | 104 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #210 | old sweatpants | 343 |
| #66 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #32 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 2 |
| #48 | paperclip | 1,024 |
| #13 | paperclip sproinger | 26 |
| #404 | pasta spoon | 61 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #686 | portable photocopier | 7 |
| #25 | power seed | 1 |
| #32 | pretty bouquet | 303 |
| #202 | ravioli hat | 181 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #154 | saucepan | 474 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #211 | seal tooth | 97 |
| #46 | seal-clubbing club | 2,237 |
| #35 | seal-skull helmet | 1,199 |
| #70 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 100 |
| #31 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #64 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #70 | soy cordial | 6 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 11 |
| #48 | stapler bear | 2 |
| #7 | starchy sword | 35 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #360 | stolen accordion | 125 |
| #451 | strange cube | 2 |
| #55 | strawberry daiquiri | 150 |
| #1875 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 14 |
| #6296 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #1799 | stuffed Meat | 16 |
| #2005 | stuffed angry cow | 25 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1650 | stuffed cocoabo | 30 |
| #752 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 8 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7023 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6331 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #1618 | stuffed key | 16 |
| #1462 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #787 | stuffed mink | 59 |
| #1869 | stuffed monocle | 15 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5797 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4742 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1639 | stuffed teddy butler | 20 |
| #2026 | stuffed tin of caviar | 12 |
| #1625 | stuffed treasure chest | 16 |
| #4591 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #1092 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 3 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #149 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 3 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 4 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #804 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #114 | tiny plastic fax machine | 4 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #1719 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #108 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 4 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #664 | toast | 1,257 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #149 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 8 |
| #343 | turtle totem | 127 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #84 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |