| #66 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| #624 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 6 |
| 🥇 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 2 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #537 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #311 | BGE merchandise order form | 13 |
| #507 | BGE shotglass | 17 |
| #455 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #669 | CRIMBCO scrip | 200 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #102 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 3 |
| #1482 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #845 | Crimbuck | 918 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #6 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 30 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #690 | Ent cider | 6 |
| #76 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #370 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #164 | Hollandaise helmet | 57 |
| #474 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #398 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #83 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #208 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #49 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #48 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #598 | Schrödinger's thermos | 16 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #19 | The Superconductor's CPU | 6 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #354 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #167 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 5 |
| #1380 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #47 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 7 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 59 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 7 |
| #809 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #1955 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 48 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #84 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 16 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #37 | adhesive tape dolly | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #226 | antique bottle opener | 4 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #81 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #518 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #701 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #100 | book of facts | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Blank-Out | 21 |
| #1017 | bottle of rum | 11 |
| #75 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #80 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #67 | boxed Sept-Ember Censer | 1 |
| #76 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #68 | breaded beer | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #352 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #82 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 13 |
| #71 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #209 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #81 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #165 | disco ball | 355 |
| #313 | disco mask | 130 |
| #193 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #1636 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #630 | fossilized limb | 6 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #479 | fossilized spike | 7 |
| #448 | fossilized torso | 8 |
| #524 | fossilized wing | 4 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #115 | golden twig | 2 |
| #25 | handful of numbers | 12 |
| #31 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #561 | helmet turtle | 65 |
| #464 | hideous egg | 4 |
| #73 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #513 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #31 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #215 | lime | 66 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #654 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #160 | mariachi hat | 58 |
| #645 | mariachi pants | 16 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #40 | monkey wrench | 104 |
| #1341 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #210 | old sweatpants | 343 |
| #66 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #31 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 2 |
| #48 | paperclip | 1,024 |
| #13 | paperclip sproinger | 26 |
| #396 | pasta spoon | 63 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #687 | portable photocopier | 7 |
| #25 | power seed | 1 |
| #32 | pretty bouquet | 303 |
| #202 | ravioli hat | 185 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #153 | saucepan | 478 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #188 | seal tooth | 109 |
| #46 | seal-clubbing club | 2,241 |
| #36 | seal-skull helmet | 1,199 |
| #70 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 100 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #62 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #70 | soy cordial | 6 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #104 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 11 |
| #48 | stapler bear | 2 |
| #7 | starchy sword | 35 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #357 | stolen accordion | 129 |
| #451 | strange cube | 2 |
| #55 | strawberry daiquiri | 150 |
| #1878 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 14 |
| #6297 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #7827 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #1800 | stuffed Meat | 16 |
| #2007 | stuffed angry cow | 25 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #7029 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1467 | stuffed cocoabo | 34 |
| #754 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 8 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7025 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #1621 | stuffed key | 16 |
| #1465 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #7828 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #781 | stuffed mink | 60 |
| #1811 | stuffed monocle | 16 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #5796 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4745 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #5812 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1641 | stuffed teddy butler | 20 |
| #2030 | stuffed tin of caviar | 12 |
| #1587 | stuffed treasure chest | 17 |
| #4593 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #14 | tiny plastic "Santa Claus" | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1143 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #1092 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #1176 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 3 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2069 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #149 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 3 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Colonel Brando | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2738 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #793 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 4 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #2747 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #13 | tiny plastic St. Patrick | 1 |
| #804 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2833 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1428 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1743 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2770 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #114 | tiny plastic fax machine | 4 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2830 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2819 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #108 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 4 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #2732 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1781 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2704 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2169 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #664 | toast | 1,257 |
| #267 | toe jam | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #61 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #150 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 8 |
| #340 | turtle totem | 131 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #82 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |