Appleseed

RankItemQuantity
#1285-Alarm Saucepan3
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#248A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#280A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#257A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#224A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#296A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#226A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#661Ancient Saucehelm4
#27Ax of L'rose1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#564BGE pocket calendar1
#956BGE tiny plastic toy1
#11BRICKO airship4
#2353Baron von Ratsworth's monocle4
#222Bash-Ōs boxtop5
#412Bjorn's Hammer1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1014CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#289CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)3
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1940CRIMBCO wine1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#3213Crimbuck1
#51Crown of Thrones1
#914Dickory Farms Gift Basket5
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1103El Sombrero De Lopez2
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#81Ellsbury's skull1
#425Goodfella contract54
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#284Haunted Sorority House staff guide13
#1144Heimandatz's heart1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#204Jarlsberg's key lime1
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
🥈LARP membership card1
#700Loudmouth Larry Lamprey10
#395Misty Cloak1
#381Misty Robe1
#488Newman's Own Trousers2
#1573Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#766Red Rover BB gun1
#962SPF 451 lip balm1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#1075Safari Jack's moustache1
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#61Schmalz's First Prize Beer1
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#398The Art of Slapfighting2
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#72The Landscaper's leafblower1
#44The Legendary Beat1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#603Thwaitgold bee statuette4
#1015Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#823Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette4
#617Thwaitgold termite statuette9
#575Tiki lighter1
#8Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves2
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#59Uncle Hobo's highest bough1
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
#464Uncle Romulus2
#10Underworld flail1
#803Valentine20
#115Vial of jus de larmes1
#917Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#1018ammonite fossil1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#283ant rake1
#736antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#624antique bottle opener1
#534antique painting of a landscape1
#388antique record album7
#384antique souvenir drawing2
#378bacon bath ball2
#133bag of many confections1
#246ball-in-a-cup1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#79beige clambroth marble1
#270bejeweled cufflinks16
#977belemnite fossil1
#44bewitching boots1
#146big glob of skin1
#700bindlestocking1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#766bit of clingfilm5
#286black-and-blue light201
#307blue plasma ball179
#110bone rattle27
#342bottle of Blank-Out31
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#530bottle of goofballs49
#550bottle of sewage schnapps3
#38bounty-hunting helmet1
#32bounty-hunting pants1
#38bounty-hunting rifle1
#5011box of sunshine7
#110bronze handcuffs1
#247brown crock marble1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#44bugged bön±Ã©t1
#68bugged beanie1
#969bunny liver1
#131can of depilatory cream1
#145can-you-dig-it?1
#80cannonball charrrm bracelet1
#802cement sandals1
#89charged magnet1
#306cheap studded belt160
#997cheap toaster2
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#235colorful plastic ball155
#113crotchety pants1
#364crumbling rat skull1
#36cursed breeches1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#115cyber-mattock1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
🥇detour shield1
#79double-ice box1
#103double-ice britches1
#170double-ice cap1
#1000duct tape21
#129duct tape dockers1
#93duct tape fedora1
#233duct tape sword1
#738empty agua de vida bottle101
#124fancy ball mask1
#209fancy opera glasses20
#686festive sausage2
#478figurine of a sleek seal3
#469flashing novelty button3
#576flavored foot massage oil26
#84flyest of shirts1
#653foam dart11
🥈fossilized necklace1
#1032friendly cheez blob2
#45frigid-ass club1
#3221fuzzy dice2
#365garish pinky ring12
#776giant designer sunglasses3
#234gift-a-pult2
#225glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#232grass clippings1
#766green glowstick2
#278green peawee marble1
#2042grue egg11
#3244handful of confetti6
#105handmade hobby horse2
#60helm of the white knight1
#265hobo nickel1,099
#27hobo stogie1
#867holiday cheese log1
#11honey dipper1
#8honeybritches1
#19honeycap1
#154hot powder9
#511incense bath ball1
🥈indie comic hipster glasses1
#63insane tophat1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#365jewelry-making pliers1
#41jingle bell1
#1884joybuzzer1
#911ketchup hound1
#1603kneecapping stick2
#162lawnmower blade1
#510live wire2
#195makeshift crane1
#16memory of a CA base pair7
#33memory of a CG base pair4
#42memory of a CT base pair2
#20memory of a GT base pair7
#60memory of an AG base pair2
#99memory of an AT base pair1
#1340motivational poster1
#992mummy costume1
#37musty moccasins1
#974mylar scout drone4
#444mysterious silver lapel pin2
#1126night-vision goggles1
#146octopus's spade1
#896orange glowstick2
#35organ grinder1
#1956oversized fish scaler1
#1325pair of bolt cutters1
#103paperclip cape1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#403paranormal ricotta1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#1536passable elf mask2
#1465penguin thesaurus1
#146peppermint sprout6
#530personal massager14
#373personalized coffee mug168
#231pie man was not meant to eat8
#293pig-iron bracers1
#282pig-iron shinguards1
#168pile of loose snow1
#66pixel morning star1
#1230pocketwatch on a chain1
#224pointy red hat1
#834poison pen2
#180poodle skirt1
#39portable motorcycle1
#686portable photocopier7
#43pottery club1
#51pottery hat1
#41pottery shield1
#42pottery training pants1
#63pottery yo-yo1
#198powdered wig1
#907pulsing flesh4
#1101pumpkinhead mask1
#207purple glowstick8
#36puzzling ribbon1
#89recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad9
#82recording of Elron's Explosive Etude4
#144recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#217red China marble1
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#25rope with some soap on it1
#3636rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#2767rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#3650rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#112rusty compass1
#150scintillating powder1
#230seal tooth86
#65sealhide belt1
#76sealhide buckler1
#63sealhide cloak1
#68sealhide gloves1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#86sealhide whip1
#210set of jacks1
#318sewer wad2
#478shimmering tendrils1
#35shin gourds1
#71silver keg1
#228silver shotgun shell1
#64skeleton key254
#176slime convention coupons1
#183slime convention flyers1
#145slime convention pin1
#188slime convention t-shirt1
#18slime-covered lantern1
#201slime-soaked hypophysis1
#376slimy sweetbreads7
#1272slow jam collection1
#32smoked potsherd36
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#912spectre scepter35
🥈speed limit shield1
#1281stainless steel scarf2
#2245stainless steel shillelagh1
#1224stainless steel skullcap3
#1105stainless steel suspenders3
#103stench powder16
#530stick-on eyebrow piercing37
#571strange cube1
#1641stuffed Baron von Ratsworth19
#3369stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech13
#1088stuffed Meat40
#4527stuffed angry cow8
#3986stuffed astral badger10
#2347stuffed baby gravy fairy22
#2593stuffed cocoabo18
#1873stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#4960stuffed flaming gravy fairy7
#3407stuffed frozen gravy fairy13
#3617stuffed hand turkey12
#804stuffed key65
#2671stuffed mind flayer18
#996stuffed mink45
#1153stuffed monocle37
#2481stuffed scary death orb20
#3416stuffed shoulder parrot3
#2197stuffed sleazy gravy fairy23
#3458stuffed snowy owl12
#3068stuffed spooky gravy fairy15
#2550stuffed stinky gravy fairy19
#1457stuffed teddy butler25
#1349stuffed tin of caviar29
#788stuffed treasure chest66
#2689stuffed undead elbow macaroni18
#89sugar chapeau2
🥇time sleigh1
#174tin star1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#787tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#169tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#990tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#2209toy jet pack1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#1815toy ray gun2
#2262toy space helmet1
#923trilobite fossil1
#600tropical paperweight1
#53trousers of the white knight1
#138trout fang1
#554turtle pheromones3
#1032vertebra of the Bonerdagon5
#2320vibrating cyborg knife2
#8villainous scythe1
#655wad of cotton3
🥇webbed comic mask1
#602white hat hacker T-shirt1
#440wine-soaked bone chips1
#789wintergreen-flavored potato chips12
#1027wolfman mask1
#79wristwatch of the white knight1
#232wumpus hair7
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1

Wow, that's 3,938 items total!

what items are this player missing?