RazorGerbil

RankItemQuantity
#309A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes3
#257A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#225A. W. O. L. commendation28
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#287Argarggagarg's fang6
#239BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt4
#237BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt4
#362BGE merchandise order form11
#95BGE pocket calendar7
#138BGE shotglass36
#184BGE temporary tattoo5
#633BGE tiny plastic toy2
#448BURT33
#309Baron von Ratsworth's money clip2
#317Baron von Ratsworth's monocle33
#612Baron von Ratsworth's tophat3
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#80Boris's key lime pie17
#1166Boss Bat bling2
#2262Boss Bat britches2
#293C.H.U.M. chum1
#583CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)2
#481CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)2
#509CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#467CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)2
#476CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)2
#2098CRIMBCO mug1
#321CRIMBCO scrip1,000
#1702CRIMBCOIDS mints3
#535CRIMBCOLOAF6
#328Claw of the Infernal Seal3
#232Cloaca-Cola c-rations16
#1870Codpiece of the Goblin King2
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#226Cookbook of the Damned2
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#383Crimbo candied pecan30
#506Crimbo fudge21
#511Crimbo peppermint bark20
#509Crown of the Goblin King49
#842Dickory Farms Gift Basket6
#1696Disco 'Fro Pick2
#630Dolphin King's crown7
#332Dr. Hobo's scalpel11
#412Drowsy Sword46
#356Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations9
#221El Vibrato power sphere5
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#81Ellsbury's skull1
#434FDKOL commendation477
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#265Game Grid token1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#78Genalenâ„¢ Bottle67
#1601Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#229Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer2
#257Green Clover of Justice8
#757Heimandatz's heart2
#257Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration3
#292Instant Karma31
#1287Iron Beta of Industry2
#62Jarlsberg's key lime pie23
#878Jocko Homo's head2
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#375Knob Goblin lunchbox3
#738Knob Goblin perfume1
#215Knob pasty2
#472Krakrox's Loincloth2
#1063Let Me Be!1
#520Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet52
#43Mark V Steam-Hat12
#52Marquis de Poivre soda700
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#188Misty Cape9
#194Misty Cloak7
#251Misty Robe5
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#418NPZR chemistry set6
#428Nickel Gamma of Frugality14
#133Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II12
#183Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III7
#72Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V13
#96Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI10
#870Orange Star of Sacrifice2
#813Pink Heart of Spirit1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#714Safari Jack's moustache2
#661Scalp of Gorgolok5
#357Schrödinger's thermos50
#79Sneaky Pete's key lime pie19
#566Snow Queen Crown2
#772Tales of a Kansas Toymaker2
#304The Art of Slapfighting3
#256The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones5
#788The Joy of Wassailing2
#72The Landscaper's leafblower1
#1035The Mariachi's guitar case1
#1566Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#832Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#777Thwaitgold bee statuette3
#835Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#1015Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#986Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette1
#989Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette3
#1202Thwaitgold firefly statuette3
#1043Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette3
#919Thwaitgold maggot statuette5
#262Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#625Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#663Thwaitgold scorpion statuette1
#953Thwaitgold spider statuette1
#1948Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette2
#1264Thwaitgold termite statuette1
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#349Thwaitgold woollybear statuette4
#166Typical Tavern swill60
#55UV monocular3
#296Uncle Romulus4
🥈Underworld trunk1
#249Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#1189Valentine10
#341Wand of Nagamar16
#212Wint-O-Fresh mint80
#369Workytime Tea5
#1117Yakisoba's hat1
#365Yellow Moon of Compassion9
#211Zinc Delta of Tranquility6
#917Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#1149adorable seal larva2
#417all-purpose cleaner8
#273ammonite fossil18
#251ancient unspeakable fruitcake19
#349anniversary gift box8
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#543antique 8-Bit Power magazine2
#400antique bottle opener2
#343antique painting of a landscape2
#354antique pair of blue jeans2
#714antique record album2
#384antique souvenir drawing2
#312baconstone25
#1002badass belt54
#152bananagate45
#807bath ball gift set5
#380bejeweled cufflinks11
#237belemnite fossil22
#277bit of clingfilm15
#161black forest cake31
#1379black paisley oyster egg3
#539black plastic oyster egg9
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#107blank prescription sheet1
#827blue class ring1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#1672blue polka-dot oyster egg2
#1368blue striped oyster egg3
#186booze-soaked cherry2
#486bottle of Blank-Out15
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#1952bottle of goofballs11
#403bowl of fishysoisse2
#502breaded beer1
#1040brine8
#114broken carburetor2
#37bronze handcuffs2
#125brown pixel3
#98bubble-wrap simulator10
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#464bungle in the jungle1
#135bus pass7
#1102can of CRIMBCOLA4
#131can of depilatory cream1
#464candy cane80
#1063candy kneecapping stick3
#1030candy knuckles3
#321candy stake17
#391chintzy accordion pin1
#427chocolate-covered scarab beetle3
#1147circular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#219collection of tiny spooky objects8
#129colorful plastic ball500
#882commemorative war stein1
🥉control crystal1
#166cool whip39
#568corncob pipe1
#117corned-beef Reuben30
#486cranberry schnapps1
#433cream pie1
#33crotchety pants2
#176crumbling rat skull3
#262crystallized memory1
#612dead guy's watch7
#164decent brain26
#384deluxe fax machine1
#217denim axe2
#177depleted uranium seal figurine4
#623designer handbag4
#95digital key lime pie15
#1520dill2
#808disassembled clover29
#69doll house92
#91dollhive110
#20double-ice box5
#20double-ice britches12
#42double-ice cap14
#366drywall axe36
#80duct tape672
#279dull fish scale11
#425dwarvish magazine1
#322effluvious emerald3
#221eggnog83
#1188elven cellocello17
#460enchanted bean3
#367enormous hoop earring2
#254especially salty dog1
#59essential cameraderie2
#40essential soy3
#70essential tofu2
#131eternal car battery1
#423facsimile dictionary25
#402fancy opera glasses10
#571fancy seashell necklace1
#190fat stacks of cash90
#121fetid feather95
#1102filthy lucre21
#131flaming feather109
#173flirtatious feather48
#164floaty inverse geode1
#26floaty pebbles11
#282fossilized baboon skull2
#543fossilized limb10
#250fossilized serpent skull3
#659fossilized spike2
#325fossilized spine5
#593fossilized torso4
#578fossilized wing3
#279fossilized wyrm skull2
#376frayed rope belt3
#126frightful feather93
#562frigid air mattress1
#450frigid fudgepuck5
#151frozen feather87
#552fruitcake40
#377fudge bunny1
#259fudge spork1
#242fudgecule10,003
#116fudgesicle3
#389fuzzy busby6
#592fuzzy earmuffs1
#325garish pinky ring14
#121gauze hammock1
#1921ghost cucumber1
#301ghost of a necklace10
#444giant designer sunglasses9
#232giant discarded bottlecap22
#1167giant discarded plastic fork6
#302giant discarded torn-up glove15
#1268giant pinky ring8
#422gingerbread bugbear57
#202gingerbread horror22
#1336gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#171ginormous pumpkin1
#383glacial sapphire1
#1003gloomy black mushroom3
#553gold wedding ring5
#205good brain111
#2658googly eye1
#861green clay bead3
#216green gummi ingot157
#2479grue egg8
#733grue egg omelette1
#765guy made of bee pollen2
#151hair of the calf1
#248hamethyst31
#93handful of Crotchety Pine needles2
#106handful of Laughing Willow bark2
#773handful of confetti54
#273handful of honey15
#395handful of numbers1
#699heart of the volcano9
#468hellseal claw21
#439hellseal whisker17
#1081herringcello18
#689hobo nickel208
#106hot plate35
#179huge pumpkin1
#615ice-cold six-pack9
#145imp unity ring28
#454intriguing puzzle box1
#2794irradiated candy cane1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#581jar of squeeze1
#904jar of swamp gas10
#79jaunty feather7
#418jawbruiser6
#561jerky coins31
#41jingle bell1
#215kumquartz32
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#146legitimate business on the beach21
#976licorice garrote3
#510live wire2
#380lollipop stick132
#432lucky bottlecap2
#259lucky rabbit's foot24
#74lump of Saccharine Maple sap3
#563magical mystery juice3
#128marine aquamarine1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#1188mauve plastic oyster egg3
#729mauve polka-dot oyster egg4
#1233mauve striped oyster egg3
#210meatsmithing guide1
#100miming corduroys1
#305molten brick18
#294mulled cider5
#540mushroom fermenting solution15
#82mysterious silver lapel pin20
#1037nanite-infested candy cane10
#299nanite-infested eggnog15
#360nanite-infested fruitcake12
#221nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear18
#239nega-mushroom4
#134neutron lollipop4
#443obsidian dagger40
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#433off-white plastic oyster egg11
#1206off-white polka-dot oyster egg2
#1024off-white striped oyster egg2
#261oily golden mushroom2
#550old sweatpants122
#147oldcake3
#1616oozenog3
#322pail38
#807pair of bolt cutters4
#140pair of pearidot earrings1
#583panhandle panhandling hat1
#598pants of the Slug Lord6
#619papaya slung1
#342paperclip135
#39paperclip sproinger5
#403paranormal ricotta1
#516passable elf mask9
#135pat-a-cake pendant9
#197pearidot36
#1339penguin focaccia bread13
#27phase-tuned shield generator belt1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#73piece of wedding cake153
#511pile of gold coins1
#930pink clay bead2
#71pixel orb1
#188plastic cup of beer12
#168poisonous caviar2
#1319pork elf goodies sack2
#232porquoise30
#224primitive candy cane2
#76pristine fish scale5
#685puce paisley oyster egg4
#1422puce plastic oyster egg2
#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#633purple clay bead2
#341quantum taco50
#614quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments1
#273really dense meat stack23
#756red class ring6
#217red gummi ingot158
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#1078red polka-dot oyster egg3
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#116respected companion biscuit2
#1299rib of the Bonerdagon1
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#88ring of half-assed regeneration36
#727roll of toilet paper88
#137rough fish scale4
#47runny fermented egg5
#371rusty chain necklace7
#230rusty piece of rebar1
#447sand dollar1
#640sawblade shield3
#108sewer wad31
#327shimmering tendrils2
#463shiny ring55
#71silver keg1
#151silver shrimp fork15
#318sinister altar fragment1
#414six pack of Mountain Stream10
#136six tiny wedges of goat cheese13
#39six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola6
#615sleeping stocking3
#176slime convention coupons1
#183slime convention flyers1
#188slime convention t-shirt1
#390slow jam collection11
#232slug of rum1
#383small leather glove2
#278smoked potsherd1
#638solid gold bowling ball26
#447solid gold pegleg5
#488soy cordial1
#104soyburger juice3
#241spark plug earring4
#1605spectre scepter15
#979spooky bicycle chain2
#731spooky cosmetics bag3
#257spooky eggnog17
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#1711stainless steel shillelagh2
#1584stainless steel skullcap2
#691stainless steel slacks6
#1861stainless steel solitaire1
#79star key lime pie17
#233steamy ruby5
#821stinky mushroom1
#375strange cube3
#158strawberyl46
#269stuffed Baron von Ratsworth140
#270stuffed Meat147
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#197stuffed crazy bastard sword41
#1578stuffed dodecapede1
#952stuffed ghuol whelp1
#440stuffed key130
#309stuffed martini31
#399stuffed mink112
#322stuffed monocle131
#324stuffed shoulder parrot62
#247stuffed stab bat1
#247stuffed teddy butler155
#287stuffed tin of caviar142
#386stuffed treasure chest149
#777stuffed zmobie1
#2642stuffing1
#326sucker scaffold31
#91sun-dried tofu4
#657superheated fudge2
#69tarnished bottlecap51
#468tattered paper crown2
#295tawdry amethyst2
#889ten-leaf clover4
#147tenderizing hammer12
#450thermos full of Knob coffee1
#296throbbing rage gland1
#927throwing wrench5
#583tin cup of mulligan stew1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#748tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory2
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#753tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer2
#359tiny die-cast Father Crimbo2
#750tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer2
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#507tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf4
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#79tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#868tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear4
#741tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type3
#564tiny plastic Beebee King4
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#81tiny plastic Captain Kerkard1
#1112tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter2
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢1
#1155tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#85tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#814tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#1098tiny plastic Father McGruber2
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#87tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#327tiny plastic Gary Claybender3
#2786tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#1355tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#308tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker3
#169tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#76tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#777tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#844tiny plastic Norville Rogers4
#82tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#850tiny plastic Scott the Miner4
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#90tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#67tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#109tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1374tiny plastic angry space marine1
#77tiny plastic angry vikings1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#72tiny plastic bad vibe1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1348tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4475tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1109tiny plastic black ops bugbear2
#1327tiny plastic blazing bat1
#845tiny plastic bugaboo4
#963tiny plastic buzzerker3
#841tiny plastic cavebugbear4
#990tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#100tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#1129tiny plastic fire servant1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1132tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear2
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#72tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#883tiny plastic peacannon2
#4464tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4451tiny plastic seal clubber1
#101tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#1125tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#8222tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#863tiny plastic the Free Man2
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#394toothbrush1
#178tourmalime41
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#993towel6
#88traditional Crimbo cookie10
#377triangular CRIMBCOOKIE4
#314trilobite fossil14
#39twitching trigger finger2
#240unearthed potsherd13
#416unearthly onyx1
#1355untamable turtle1
#1542unusual disco ball1
#259useless powder611
#96vampire glitter5
#1147vertebra of the Bonerdagon4
#1549vinegar2
#330volcanic ash11
#687walrus-tusk earring1
🥇wand of fudge control1
#59warbear feasting bread13
#792white Canadian1
#624white chocolate chip cookies2
#196white chocolate chips72
#807white class ring4
#448white collar2
#428white hat hacker T-shirt2
#68white lightning351
#430white picket fence8
#416white rice1
#255white satin pants15
#344white satin shield4
#210white snake skin62
#369white sword10
#130wine-soaked bone chips8
#782worthless trinket1
#699woven baling wire bracelets1
#333wreath of laurels2
#255wrench bracelet14
#852yellow paisley oyster egg3
#2050yellow plastic oyster egg2
#632yellow polka-dot oyster egg3
#364yellow striped oyster egg7

Wow, that's 21,738 items total!

what items are this player missing?