| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #759 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 5 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #624 | Corpse Island iced tea | 8 |
| #1270 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #149 | El Vibrato power sphere | 9 |
| #310 | Frosty's frosty mug | 5 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #949 | Go-Wassail | 3 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #389 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #179 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 8 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #73 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #755 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 5 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #353 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 5 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #186 | bananagate | 37 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #391 | blind-packed capsule toy | 5 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #97 | bubble-wrap simulator | 10 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1440 | candied yams | 5 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #740 | canteen of wine | 30 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #468 | corpse on the beach | 11 |
| #139 | corpsebite | 2 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #314 | corpsetini | 16 |
| #126 | doll house | 49 |
| #624 | dollhive | 11 |
| #24 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| #899 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #289 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #724 | elven limbos gingerbread | 17 |
| #439 | elven cellocello | 32 |
| #762 | elven moonshine | 11 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #514 | elven suicide capsule | 30 |
| #425 | extra-greasy slider | 4 |
| #77 | fancy beef jerky | 2 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #722 | fancy opera glasses | 3 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #539 | frigid fudgepuck | 3 |
| #466 | frozen banquet | 4 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #42 | fudge cube | 9 |
| #398 | fudge lily | 11 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #345 | fudgecule | 4,222 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #121 | green gummi ingot | 270 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #374 | guy made of bee pollen | 7 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #638 | herringcello | 26 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #257 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 8 |
| #240 | jar of squeeze | 4 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #846 | jerky coins | 8 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #492 | knuckle sandwich | 47 |
| #253 | kumquartz | 27 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #16 | li'l orphan tot | 1 |
| #322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #206 | lollipop stick | 367 |
| #404 | marshmallow | 41 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #658 | mummy costume | 8 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #799 | pack of pogs | 6 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #414 | passable elf mask | 10 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #521 | peanut brittle shield | 3 |
| #887 | penguin focaccia bread | 21 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #714 | petrified wood | 9 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #279 | pocketwatch on a chain | 9 |
| #257 | poison pen | 6 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #739 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #698 | pumpkinhead mask | 8 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #125 | red gummi ingot | 274 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #1120 | roasted marshmallow | 9 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #73 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| #871 | spooky bark | 4 |
| #472 | spooky sap | 17 |
| #220 | strange cube | 8 |
| #238 | strawberyl | 31 |
| #1940 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 13 |
| #4195 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #1957 | stuffed Meat | 13 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3547 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #3755 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3398 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #4580 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #1254 | stuffed key | 29 |
| #4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #1846 | stuffed mink | 15 |
| #2150 | stuffed monocle | 10 |
| #2803 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #4287 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3451 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #4298 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2060 | stuffed teddy butler | 11 |
| #2297 | stuffed tin of caviar | 8 |
| #1485 | stuffed treasure chest | 20 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #92 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 201 |
| #170 | superheated fudge | 27 |
| #171 | sweet mochi ball | 11 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #437 | throwing wrench | 9 |
| #160 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 7 |
| #29 | tiny ballet slippers | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #208 | tourmalime | 35 |
| #2210 | unstable DNA | 2 |
| #35 | velcro paddle ball | 1 |
| #79 | voodoo snuff | 18 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #719 | wolfman mask | 7 |
| #125 | yellow gummi ingot | 274 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |