| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1376 | CRIMBCO scrip | 15 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #613 | Jack-in-the-box | 8 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #90 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 2 |
| #84 | Roo trading card | 2 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #76 | Thorny Toad trading card | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #89 | Victor's Spoils | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #421 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #257 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #754 | baggie of powdered sugar | 11 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #831 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2123 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #1647 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #493 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #571 | strange cube | 1 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #3120 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #760 | stuffed angry cow | 61 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #280 | stuffed martini | 34 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3053 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3093 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #851 | synthetic stuffing | 4 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #98 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #1105 | toy hoverpad | 6 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |