| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #89 | BGE merchandise order form | 42 |
| #111 | BGE shotglass | 42 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #97 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 6 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #403 | CRIMBCO wine | 19 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #202 | Crimbo candied pecan | 81 |
| #204 | Crimbo fudge | 92 |
| #194 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 86 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #166 | Ecto-Cooler | 7 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #285 | NPZR chemistry set | 14 |
| #56 | Necbro wafers | 20 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #393 | Schrödinger's thermos | 42 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #106 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 11 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #65 | Workytime Tea | 42 |
| #520 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #260 | adorable seal larva | 9 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1791 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #735 | bath ball gift set | 6 |
| #128 | battered Crimbo Crate | 120 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| 🥇 | bobcat grenade | 3,456 |
| #94 | bottle of Blank-Out | 180 |
| #152 | breaded beer | 4 |
| #591 | buckyball | 8 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #422 | candy cane | 89 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #173 | chloroform rag | 27 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #247 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #210 | colorful plastic ball | 200 |
| #68 | concoction of clumsiness | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #293 | elven cellocello | 39 |
| #380 | elven suicide capsule | 34 |
| #612 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 12 |
| #186 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,094 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #204 | friendly cheez blob | 10 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #590 | golden ring | 41 |
| #312 | herringcello | 36 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #1041 | killing feather | 41 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #39 | live lobster | 56 |
| #120 | live wire | 6 |
| #149 | macaroni duck | 11 |
| #99 | marshmallow flambé | 5 |
| #434 | monomolecular yo-yo | 140 |
| #218 | motivational poster | 19 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #41 | mummy costume | 151 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 25 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #114 | orange leather lanyard | 2 |
| #273 | oversized fish scaler | 12 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #60 | paperclip | 852 |
| #257 | passable elf mask | 13 |
| #353 | penguin focaccia bread | 34 |
| #106 | petrified noodles | 1 |
| #70 | petrified wood | 171 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #65 | pipe wrench | 2 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #158 | poison pen | 8 |
| #25 | poisonous caviar | 29 |
| #88 | portable photocopier | 70 |
| #52 | pumpkinhead mask | 143 |
| #370 | quantum taco | 42 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #632 | robotronic egg | 45 |
| #921 | rogue swarmer | 55 |
| #323 | sand dollar | 9 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #1286 | sawblade fragment | 42 |
| #304 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #33 | smiling rat | 11 |
| #23 | software glitch | 6 |
| #138 | soy cordial | 4 |
| #720 | spectral pickle | 10 |
| #52 | spooky bark | 347 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #57 | spooky sap | 188 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #205 | strange cube | 9 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #187 | stray chihuahua | 13 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #349 | stuffed gray blob | 130 |
| #58 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 300 |
| #1090 | teddy borg | 5 |
| #297 | throwing wrench | 11 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1120 | unstable laser battery | 43 |
| #138 | untamable turtle | 12 |
| #176 | unusual disco ball | 11 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #46 | wolfman mask | 155 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #120 | yam candy | 2 |