#113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
#774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
#651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
#410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
#27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
#311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
#733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
#675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
#634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
#1395 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
#60 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 50 |
#522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
#348 | Bonerdagon necklace | 33 |
#342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
#222 | Boss Bat bling | 15 |
#233 | Boss Bat britches | 56 |
#931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#85 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 8 |
#51 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 8 |
#56 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 8 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#289 | CRIMBCO mug | 50 |
#242 | CRIMBCO wine | 31 |
#50 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 32 |
#46 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 34 |
#88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#309 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 23 |
#317 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 8 |
#43 | Corpse Island iced tea | 81 |
#1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
#1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
#1258 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
#272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#144 | Crown of the Goblin King | 127 |
#261 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 23 |
#128 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
#301 | Drowsy Sword | 64 |
#92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
#496 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
#248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
#603 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
#1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
#888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
#215 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 21 |
#8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
#533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
#406 | Iron Beta of Industry | 19 |
#1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
#481 | LED block | 2 |
#38 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 3 |
#442 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 61 |
#260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
#72 | Miniborg beeper | 7 |
#56 | Miniborg hiveminder | 7 |
#75 | Miniborg laser | 7 |
#72 | Miniborg stomper | 7 |
#69 | Miniborg strangler | 7 |
#72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
#85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
#447 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 13 |
#86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
#517 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
#525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
#147 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 16 |
#66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
#813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
#233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
#64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
#259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
#99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
#99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
#2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
#509 | Schrödinger's thermos | 22 |
#236 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 62 |
#295 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 50 |
#248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
#327 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 43 |
#772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
#252 | The Art of Slapfighting | 4 |
#382 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 7 |
#101 | The Ring | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#61 | Time Juice | 8 |
🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
#99 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 10 |
#521 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 19 |
🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
#248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
#474 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 7 |
#139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
#1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
#353 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 5 |
#815 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
#350 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
#686 | anticheese | 4 |
#769 | aspirin | 1 |
#196 | badass belt | 164 |
#353 | ball | 18 |
#489 | banana | 9 |
#159 | banana peel | 34 |
#966 | bananagate | 1 |
#184 | barbed-wire fence | 38 |
#14 | barrrnacle | 1,543 |
#276 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
#447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
#60 | beholed bedsheet | 10 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#1295 | blood flower | 2 |
#367 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 3 |
#284 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
#771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
#7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
#401 | brick | 98 |
#924 | buckyball | 4 |
#65 | burnt flower | 429 |
#713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
#247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
#547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
#47 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 129 |
#58 | candied yams | 119 |
#78 | candy kneecapping stick | 20 |
#88 | candy knuckles | 19 |
#21 | canteen of wine | 480 |
#1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
#1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
#41 | cement sandals | 14 |
#1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
#1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
#46 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 19 |
#302 | club necklace | 20 |
#45 | container of Spooky Putty | 2 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#43 | corpse on the beach | 77 |
#61 | corpsedriver | 63 |
#54 | corpsetini | 66 |
#261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
#23 | cyborg stompin' boot | 31 |
#263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
#41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
#28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
#22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
#907 | designer handbag | 2 |
#32 | diamond necklace | 89 |
#17 | disease | 3,616 |
#646 | doll house | 7 |
#403 | drywall axe | 33 |
#203 | dwarvish magazine | 6 |
#410 | easter egg balloon | 53 |
#1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
#28 | elven cellocello | 201 |
#1135 | elven socks | 2 |
#38 | elven suicide capsule | 168 |
#92 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 18 |
#389 | facsimile dictionary | 28 |
#201 | fancy chocolate car | 16 |
#599 | felt | 15 |
#303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
#469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
#165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
#302 | floaty sand | 58 |
#739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
#378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
#197 | fudge cube | 1 |
#727 | fudge lily | 2 |
#258 | fudge spork | 1 |
#947 | fudgecule | 116 |
#176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
#15 | fuzzbump | 510 |
#1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
#238 | gearbox necklace | 4 |
#1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
#58 | golden ring | 276 |
#593 | googly eye | 22 |
#72 | goth kid t-shirt | 82 |
#70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
#29 | gray bow tie | 119 |
#1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
#202 | grue egg | 105 |
#659 | handful of confetti | 62 |
#34 | heart necklace | 110 |
#38 | herbal stuffing | 140 |
#72 | herringcello | 99 |
#482 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
#17 | iGoogly | 1,218 |
#63 | ice-cold six-pack | 463 |
#135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
#22 | immense cyborg hand | 69 |
#1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
#230 | invisible bag | 4 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
#86 | jawbruiser | 22 |
#32 | killing feather | 427 |
#948 | kite | 7 |
#33 | knuckle sandwich | 537 |
#651 | kumquartz | 5 |
#92 | laser-broiled pear | 74 |
#1450 | length of string | 3 |
#75 | licorice garrote | 20 |
#32 | live wire | 15 |
#888 | lollipop stick | 3 |
#1417 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 7 |
#235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
#7 | meat vortex | 52,066 |
#105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
#52 | misfit teddy bear | 2 |
#250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
#487 | nanite-infested candy cane | 28 |
#209 | nanite-infested eggnog | 21 |
#157 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 26 |
#208 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 19 |
#14 | nanofiber cloth | 363 |
#33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
#16 | night-vision goggles | 37 |
#221 | obsidian dagger | 61 |
#38 | oozenog | 45 |
#642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
#153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
#133 | pack of pogs | 147 |
#863 | pail | 9 |
#29 | pair of bolt cutters | 46 |
#808 | party hat | 1 |
#26 | passable elf mask | 69 |
#102 | patent leather shoes | 50 |
#702 | pearidot | 4 |
#40 | penguin focaccia bread | 148 |
#139 | penguin thesaurus | 45 |
#236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
#458 | pet rock | 17 |
#930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
#382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
#42 | pocketwatch on a chain | 34 |
#50 | poison pen | 17 |
#15 | polyalloy shield | 53 |
#781 | possessed top | 7 |
#739 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
#164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
#130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
#21 | pretty flower | 36,963 |
#243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
#619 | pulsing flesh | 6 |
#576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
#1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
#9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
#554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
#303 | rigid carapace | 12 |
#1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
#44 | robotronic egg | 443 |
#582 | [2108]rock | 7 |
#182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
#742 | roll of toilet paper | 84 |
#10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
#30 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 101 |
#47 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 73 |
#34 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 100 |
#26 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 103 |
#209 | rusty chain necklace | 16 |
#98 | sandwich of the gods | 21 |
#22 | sawblade fragment | 577 |
#301 | sawblade shield | 10 |
#422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
#161 | shiny ring | 140 |
#1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
#146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
#497 | sleeping stocking | 5 |
🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
#10 | snow hat | 1 |
🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
#910 | sock monkey | 2 |
#2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
#37 | spade necklace | 101 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
#296 | sparkler | 27 |
#661 | spectre scepter | 50 |
🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
#131 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 9 |
#32 | stone of eXtreme power | 518 |
#374 | strange cube | 3 |
#817 | strawberyl | 2 |
#742 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 59 |
#45 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 429 |
#408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
#71 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 300 |
#714 | stuffed Meat | 66 |
#677 | stuffed alien blob | 10 |
#105 | stuffed angry cow | 260 |
#54 | stuffed astral badger | 460 |
#63 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 460 |
#52 | stuffed cocoabo | 470 |
#60 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 458 |
#55 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 471 |
#1557 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
#41 | stuffed hand turkey | 489 |
#452 | stuffed key | 127 |
#50 | stuffed mind flayer | 459 |
#787 | stuffed mink | 59 |
#687 | stuffed monocle | 69 |
#56 | stuffed scary death orb | 458 |
#1191 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 17 |
#62 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 450 |
#55 | stuffed snowy owl | 464 |
#52 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 515 |
#90 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 276 |
#855 | stuffed teddy butler | 53 |
#782 | stuffed tin of caviar | 61 |
#559 | stuffed treasure chest | 103 |
#69 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 380 |
#1034 | stuffing | 8 |
#96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
#257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
#219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
#801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
#278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
#787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
#171 | sweet mochi ball | 11 |
#134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
#10 | synthetic stuffing | 1,284 |
#98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
#222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
#264 | targeting chip | 2 |
#121 | tasket | 5 |
#704 | teddy bear | 9 |
#269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
#29 | teddy borg sewing kit | 5 |
#14 | theoretical string | 1,298 |
#33 | throwing wrench | 59 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#174 | tin star | 1 |
#649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
#620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
#4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
#632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
#1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
#3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
#3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
#2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
#236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
#8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
#243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
#3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
#8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
#3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
#991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
#263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
#3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
#8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
#972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
#426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
#8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
#585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
#224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#26 | tofurkey gravy | 198 |
#25 | tofurkey leg | 196 |
#322 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
#464 | tooth | 9 |
#2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
#323 | top | 14 |
#908 | tourmalime | 1 |
#2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
#900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
#11 | toy hoverpad | 1,327 |
#2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
#921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
#2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
#2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
#1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
#104 | toy space helmet | 89 |
#1383 | toy train | 1 |
#1035 | toy wheel | 7 |
#2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
#60 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 17 |
#617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
#85 | tropical paperweight | 4 |
#101 | tropical wrapping paper | 7 |
#1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
#12 | unstable laser battery | 484 |
#162 | valuable trinket | 584 |
#346 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 28 |
#29 | vibrating cyborg knife | 71 |
#759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
#388 | witch hat | 2 |
#528 | wooden block | 5 |
#255 | woven baling wire bracelets | 4 |
#333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
#1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#242 | wrench bracelet | 15 |