| #22 | "caramel" orange | 91 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #71 | Adventurer bobblehead | 2 |
| #8 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 18 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #679 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #1310 | BGE shotglass | 5 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #5 | BOOterfinger | 136 |
| #453 | BURT | 32 |
| #219 | Baja sopapilla | 4 |
| #52 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 1 |
| #5 | Big Punk | 141 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #57 | Boulevardier cocktail | 6 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #214 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 10 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #32 | Can of Spaghetto | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #63 | Cheer-Up soda | 11 |
| #113 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Crimbeau de toilette | 31 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #426 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #10 | Crimbo candle | 22 |
| #88 | Crimbo crystal shards | 2 |
| #158 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #133 | Crimbo food scraps | 23 |
| #327 | Crimbo salad | 4 |
| #107 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 31 |
| #168 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 11 |
| #168 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #471 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #474 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #171 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 2 |
| #283 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 3 |
| #128 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 3 |
| #163 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 2 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #195 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 2 |
| #19 | Crimbow Rainbo | 5 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #39 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 14 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 348 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 3 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #94 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 6 |
| #73 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #262 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 4 |
| #18 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 63 |
| #48 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #127 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 2 |
| #585 | Crimbuck | 1,766 |
| #28 | DUFRESNE Suds | 265 |
| #95 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #74 | Dust bunny | 40 |
| #215 | Eldritch snap | 2 |
| #146 | Elf Army machine parts | 3 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #48 | Elf Guard MPC | 5,497 |
| #51 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #52 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #92 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 8 |
| #45 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 2 |
| #8 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 5 |
| #44 | Elf Guard hotpants | 3 |
| #70 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #100 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #107 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #57 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 2 |
| #56 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #50 | Elf Guard strategic map | 2 |
| #14 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 96 |
| #51 | Ellsbury's journal | 2 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Elvish underarmor | 2 |
| #465 | FDKOL commendation | 326 |
| #357 | FDKOL hotcakes | 8 |
| #97 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 51 |
| #15 | FantasyRealm guest pass | 1 |
| #1090 | Feynman gate | 6 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #94 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 5 |
| #12 | Fudgie Roll | 118 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #683 | Go-Wassail | 15 |
| #117 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 1 |
| #101 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 1 |
| #26 | Gummy Brains | 29 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #87 | Inner Strength | 4 |
| #82 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #170 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| #121 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #5 | Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey | 2 |
| #25 | Jamaican coffee | 20 |
| #58 | Kelflar vest | 3 |
| #61 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 1 |
| #49 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1,498 |
| #104 | LED block | 13 |
| #86 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 65 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #99 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 5 |
| #33 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 195 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #73 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 2 |
| #8 | Moonds | 114 |
| #93 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #487 | NPZR chemistry set | 4 |
| #46 | Neverending Party guest pass | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 133 |
| #13 | PirateRealm guest pass | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #72 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 2 |
| #45 | Poké-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #45 | Rattlin' Chains | 11 |
| #7 | Red Roger tattoo kit | 2 |
| #75 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 74 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| 🥇 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #44 | Swedish coffee | 2 |
| #11 | Sweet Sword | 36 |
| #93 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #53 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #47 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 2 |
| #16 | The Legendary Beat | 3 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #120 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 23 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 4 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #19 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 13 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #264 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #196 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 8 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 9 |
| #22 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 15 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #131 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 5 |
| #431 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 11 |
| #48 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 13 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 6 |
| #771 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #175 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #26 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 15 |
| #601 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 18 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 7 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 13 |
| #22 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 6 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #24 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 21 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #60 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 23 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 13 |
| #899 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #371 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #429 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 9 |
| #314 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 10 |
| #134 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 6 |
| #613 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 13 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 22 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #33 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 6 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #175 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #166 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #164 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #169 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #40 | Trainbot radar monocle | 2 |
| #161 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #234 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #173 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #726 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 6 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #113 | Wet Russian | 2 |
| #233 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
| #24 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 20 |
| #14 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 34 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #16 | adorable seal larva | 40 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #123 | alien force field disruptor bean | 5 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #51 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #464 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 12 |
| #346 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #79 | antique beer | 6 |
| #169 | antique bottle opener | 5 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #25 | antique nutcracker cape | 2 |
| #21 | antique nutcracker hat | 2 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #27 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 2 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #458 | antique record album | 5 |
| #299 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #56 | augmented-reality shades | 9 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| 🥈 | bagged stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #115 | banana supersucker | 6 |
| #808 | bananagate | 3 |
| #109 | bark rootbeer | 6 |
| #76 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #142 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 10 |
| #421 | battered Crimbo Crate | 26 |
| #7 | beaver punch (cherry) | 35 |
| #10 | beaver punch (papaya) | 25 |
| #7 | beaver punch (peach) | 29 |
| #50 | beavermouth | 245 |
| #101 | beer cartilage | 4 |
| #135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #117 | black Crimbo ball | 13 |
| #60 | black and white cracker | 5 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #36 | blob of Alphredoâ„¢ | 11 |
| #650 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 11 |
| #182 | blood flower | 60 |
| #36 | boiling seal blood | 23 |
| 🥇 | bonsai tree | 547 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #22 | bottle of Crimbognac | 37 |
| #495 | bottle of bubbles | 12 |
| #282 | bottle of fire | 13 |
| #36 | bottle of goofballs | 428 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #61 | bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢ | 2 |
| #57 | bowl of mernudo | 32 |
| #320 | bread line | 3 |
| #203 | bread man | 3 |
| #58 | bread pie | 30 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #37 | bronze handcuffs | 2 |
| #60 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #58 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 9 |
| #217 | bubble-wrap simulator | 3 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #546 | bunch of bananas | 5 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #108 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #14 | cabooze | 23 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #16 | can of V-11 | 11 |
| #130 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #127 | candied bolts | 7 |
| #80 | candied lime | 1 |
| #104 | candied nuts | 8 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #21 | candy harmonica | 10 |
| #98 | candy stake | 47 |
| #4 | cannonbomb | 121 |
| #54 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #1033 | capacitor relay | 8 |
| #769 | carbon nanotube frame | 12 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #64 | chakra malt | 5 |
| #72 | chakra-mental wine | 6 |
| #8 | charisma potion | 126 |
| #84 | cheer-o-gram | 9 |
| #56 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #113 | choco-Crimbot | 15 |
| #119 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 18 |
| #12 | chocomotive | 25 |
| #137 | cinnamon machine oil | 15 |
| #81 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 13 |
| #57 | clear Russian | 41 |
| #26 | cloning kit | 104 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #202 | cold seal sweat | 13 |
| #11 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 272 |
| #357 | colorful plastic ball | 51 |
| #244 | communal gobstopper | 4 |
| #21 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #23 | cookie cookie | 18 |
| #5 | corned beet | 17 |
| #29 | corrupted stardust | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #49 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 50 |
| #29 | crate of firebombs | 90 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #688 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #89 | cursed wishbone | 4 |
| #75 | cylindrical mold | 54 |
| #23 | das boot | 10 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #11 | delicious star salad | 19 |
| #162 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #207 | devilish folio | 1 |
| 🥈 | dice belt buckle | 2 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| 🥉 | dice-print pajama pants | 2 |
| #9 | dice-shaped backpack | 2 |
| #15 | diluted makeup | 159 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #354 | donated booze | 17 |
| #327 | donated candy | 19 |
| #526 | donated food | 1 |
| #104 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 54 |
| #35 | drive-thru burger | 10 |
| #415 | drop of water-37 | 3 |
| #20 | droppable microphone | 5 |
| #17 | druidic s'more | 1 |
| #1050 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| 🥇 | earthenware muffin tin | 10 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #56 | eggwater | 6 |
| #36 | eldritch alignment spray | 26 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #17 | eldritch oil | 36 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #229 | electrical thingamabob | 37 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #882 | elven suicide capsule | 21 |
| #607 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #101 | ert grey goo ring | 8 |
| #5 | essential cameraderie | 66 |
| #5 | essential soy | 68 |
| #11 | essential tofu | 69 |
| #168 | evil googly eye | 30 |
| #31 | executive mime flask | 36 |
| #17 | extremely confusing manual | 21 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1070 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 6 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #924 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #11 | fat bottom quark | 551 |
| #6 | feathered headdress | 2 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| 🥉 | fiberglass fibers | 3 |
| #62 | fishelada | 25 |
| #38 | fistful of ashes | 110 |
| #54 | fitness wristband | 9 |
| #5 | flagellate flagon | 1 |
| #167 | flan del mar | 5 |
| #98 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #26 | fleshy putty | 92 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #21 | flour cookie | 18 |
| #9 | fluid of fudge-finding | 51 |
| #138 | foetid seal tear | 46 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #32 | free boots | 1 |
| #18 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 16 |
| #17 | freightcake | 18 |
| #18 | friendly cheez blob | 47 |
| #96 | frost flower | 1 |
| #369 | frozen Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #80 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #729 | fudge lily | 2 |
| #7 | fudge spork | 130 |
| #13 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 352 |
| #259 | funhouse mirror | 2 |
| #596 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #95 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #93 | glob of salty molasses | 29 |
| #18 | gnashing teeth | 2 |
| #5 | goblin water | 118 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #29 | googly eye | 465 |
| #210 | gooified animal matter | 9 |
| #152 | gooified mineral matter | 11 |
| #138 | gooified vegetable matter | 16 |
| #51 | government | 3 |
| #52 | government cheese | 99 |
| #54 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 11 |
| #12 | grass clippings | 209 |
| #21 | green and red bean | 737 |
| #30 | green drunki-bear | 55 |
| #66 | grilled mooseflank | 45 |
| #100 | grimstone mask | 1 |
| #98 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #30 | groggipop | 2 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #78 | hambrosier | 3 |
| #139 | hamlet sandwich | 42 |
| #2055 | handful of confetti | 16 |
| #58 | handful of crafty noodles | 8 |
| #52 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #115 | headless sparrow | 13 |
| #105 | hemp candy necklace | 6 |
| #47 | hermedisiac cologne | 2 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #351 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 9 |
| #10 | holly-flavored Hob-O | 144 |
| #110 | honey-drenched ham slice | 22 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #71 | hot watered rum | 27 |
| #13 | hot wine | 21 |
| #28 | huge Crimbo cookie | 11 |
| #50 | hushed puppy | 5 |
| #721 | iGoogly | 20 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #44 | industrially-crushed ice | 84 |
| #12 | inflatable LT&T telegraph office | 1 |
| #44 | intact anemone spike | 238 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #783 | ion grid | 13 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #49 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #46 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #42 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #26 | java cookie | 21 |
| #350 | jerky coins | 58 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #142 | kumquat supersucker | 5 |
| #43 | lab-grown meat | 58 |
| #8 | lawnmower blade | 57 |
| #30 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #173 | lime supersucker | 2 |
| #39 | lint | 262 |
| #222 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
| #48 | little piece of steel | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #35 | loaf of alien bread | 9 |
| #1310 | logic synthesizer | 4 |
| #23 | lovecat tail | 68 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #10 | macaroni duck | 42 |
| #11 | machetito | 21 |
| #41 | mafia filofax | 18 |
| #32 | mafia middle finger ring | 3 |
| #42 | mafia pinky ring | 4 |
| #77 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #424 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 3 |
| #340 | magical pony: Pearjack | 4 |
| #511 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #273 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 6 |
| #234 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 8 |
| #213 | magical pony: Uniquity | 9 |
| #4 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 23 |
| #6 | mana-coated yams | 15 |
| #18 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 10 |
| #10 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 11 |
| #87 | mangled squirrel | 30 |
| #18 | marshmallow bomb | 68 |
| #65 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #34 | military candy cane | 1 |
| #76 | military-grade peppermint oil | 8 |
| #55 | mime army camouflage kit | 3 |
| #16 | mime army rations | 20 |
| #36 | mime army shotglass | 2 |
| #12 | mime army superserum | 13 |
| #40 | mime army wine | 10 |
| #115 | mime eraser | 5 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #61 | mimeplasm | 3 |
| #49 | moist Crimbo spices | 255 |
| #283 | molten brick | 24 |
| #63 | mooseflank | 178 |
| #8 | moosemeat pie | 37 |
| #166 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 2 |
| #178 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #139 | mulled cider | 13 |
| #60 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #19 | multi-level marzipan | 13 |
| #315 | nanofiber cloth | 18 |
| #48 | neg grog | 1 |
| #35 | nega-mushroom | 56 |
| #24 | nega-mushroom wine | 10 |
| #15 | negative lump | 10,975 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #296 | nugget of Crimbonium | 5 |
| #120 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #101 | officer's nog | 2 |
| #55 | ojo de pez burrito | 30 |
| #122 | old sweatpants | 578 |
| #93 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #27 | oldcake | 8 |
| #45 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #39 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #51 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #44 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #9 | overloaded micro-reactor | 998 |
| #369 | pack of pogs | 53 |
| #81 | pair of government shades | 8 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #163 | pear supersucker | 2 |
| #80 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #14 | peppermint bomb | 41 |
| #21 | peppermint eel sauce | 784 |
| #14 | peppermint pegleg | 8 |
| #116 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #12 | peppermint tailings | 1,928 |
| #84 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 4 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #20 | petit fortran | 20 |
| #295 | phish stick | 4 |
| #9 | pickled bread | 11 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #222 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #193 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #39 | ping-pong paddle | 2 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #34 | pirate encryption key alpha | 2 |
| #36 | pirate encryption key bravo | 2 |
| #33 | pirate encryption key charlie | 2 |
| #38 | pirate encryption key delta | 2 |
| #24 | pitted sheet metal | 509 |
| #51 | pixel cross | 20 |
| #31 | pixel orb | 3 |
| #228 | plain candy cane | 2 |
| #17 | plastic cup of beer | 133 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #10 | pointy red hat | 49 |
| #21 | poisonsettia | 92 |
| #14 | portable Spacegate | 1 |
| #95 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #255 | potted cactus | 12 |
| #193 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #36 | powdered powdered sugar | 8 |
| #37 | prank Crimbo card | 9 |
| #68 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #155 | primitive candy cane | 3 |
| #12 | pristine walrus tusk | 8 |
| #19 | projectile chemistry set | 92 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #15 | raisin | 238 |
| #83 | rat carcass | 29 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #73 | red ale | 7 |
| #106 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #101 | red drunki-bear | 6 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #21 | replica bat-oomerang | 76 |
| #7 | respected companion biscuit | 138 |
| #207 | right half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #629 | rogue swarmer | 67 |
| #7 | roll of meat | 135 |
| #26 | runny fermented egg | 9 |
| #31 | runny icing | 407 |
| #212 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #23 | salt plum | 549 |
| #28 | salted mutton | 8 |
| #37 | sandpaper | 6 |
| #81 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #81 | self-repairing earmuffs | 4 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #97 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #197 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #326 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #147 | silent I | 3 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #138 | silent X | 2 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #208 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 7 |
| #38 | smart watch | 11 |
| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #431 | smoking grass | 25 |
| #29 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 317 |
| #245 | sorority brain | 5 |
| #6 | soyburger juice | 136 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #51 | space jam toast | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #9 | sparking robo-battery | 993 |
| #23 | spectre scepter | 417 |
| #5 | spirit bed | 22 |
| #20 | spirit gum | 252 |
| #46 | spirit mattress | 10 |
| #10 | spirit pillow | 30 |
| #69 | spirit sheet | 6 |
| #99 | spiritual candy cane | 3 |
| #29 | spiritual eggnog | 6 |
| #111 | spiritual fruitcake | 3 |
| #111 | spiritual gingerbread | 3 |
| #603 | spooky bark | 13 |
| #392 | spooky felt | 25 |
| #407 | spooky length of string | 27 |
| #84 | spooky sap | 127 |
| #456 | spooky stuffing | 12 |
| #241 | spooky toy wheel | 21 |
| #294 | spooky wooden block | 25 |
| #105 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 5 |
| #43 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 19 |
| #151 | stainless steel scarf | 16 |
| #290 | stainless steel shillelagh | 12 |
| #311 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
| #243 | stainless steel solitaire | 10 |
| #308 | stainless steel suspenders | 12 |
| #113 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 8 |
| #158 | stale cheer wine | 3 |
| #80 | steamed oyster | 22 |
| #7 | stick-on gnome beard | 241 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #376 | strange cube | 3 |
| #127 | strawberry supersucker | 4 |
| #32 | stray chihuahua | 38 |
| #89 | stringy sinew | 98 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #1012 | stuffed gray blob | 18 |
| #75 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 24 |
| #79 | stuffing | 102 |
| #1104 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #4 | sun-dried tofu | 138 |
| #112 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #59 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 61 |
| #533 | superheated fudge | 4 |
| #101 | sweet mochi ball | 20 |
| #64 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 9 |
| #475 | synthetic stuffing | 14 |
| #319 | tambourine bells | 15 |
| #92 | temperance whiskey | 4 |
| #16 | tempura green and red bean | 8 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #642 | theoretical string | 17 |
| #60 | thick walrus blubber | 143 |
| #326 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #19 | throwing candy | 112 |
| #44 | time residue | 11 |
| #39 | tiny bomb | 205 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #9 | tiny plastic Armory | 2 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #35 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 2 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #30 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 2 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #491 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #477 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #472 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #60 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #274 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 2 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic trollipop | 2 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2751 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #46 | toe jam toast | 2 |
| #259 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #54 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #669 | toy hoverpad | 16 |
| #315 | toy wheel | 30 |
| #60 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 13 |
| #232 | transporter transponder | 1 |
| #1009 | tree-eating kite | 23 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #44 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 20 |
| #38 | trick coin | 6 |
| #482 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #74 | unfinished fruitcake | 4 |
| #37 | unidentified drink | 203 |
| #29 | universal biscuit | 115 |
| #2413 | unstable laser battery | 15 |
| #8 | untamable turtle | 46 |
| #6 | unusual disco ball | 61 |
| #1237 | useless powder | 20 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #312 | warbear battery | 7 |
| #165 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #194 | warbear bearserker potion | 4 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #170 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #306 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #13 | warbear drone codes | 5 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #119 | warbear feasting bread | 5 |
| #159 | warbear feasting mead | 2 |
| #124 | warbear foil hat | 2 |
| #194 | warbear gyrocopter | 5 |
| #118 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 2 |
| 🥉 | warbear lined ushanka | 2 |
| #54 | warbear liquid lasers | 3 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #268 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 4 |
| #27 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 8 |
| #165 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 8 |
| #321 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 3 |
| #89 | warbear soda machine assembler | 6 |
| #43 | warbear superpotion | 5 |
| #89 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 5 |
| #118 | warbear wardance potion | 15 |
| #75 | warbear warrior bread | 5 |
| #183 | warehouse key | 3 |
| #67 | waterlogged cloth | 22 |
| #151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #62 | waterlogged leather | 21 |
| #76 | waterlogged metal | 15 |
| #53 | waterlogged stuffing | 25 |
| #97 | waterlogged wood | 3 |
| #48 | wet tack | 1 |
| #10 | wet venom duct | 79 |
| #8 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 89 |
| #61 | whalecake | 1 |
| #116 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #116 | white Crimbo ball | 12 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #23 | white elephant gift | 4 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #636 | wind-up meatcar | 8 |
| #15 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 10 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #4 | wrought-iron flakes | 2 |
| #42 | yellow drunki-bear | 36 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |
| #63 | yule gruel | 70 |
| #95 | yule hatchet | 5 |