| #22 | "caramel" orange | 91 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #70 | Adventurer bobblehead | 2 |
| #8 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 18 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #680 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #1310 | BGE shotglass | 5 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #5 | BOOterfinger | 117 |
| #468 | BURT | 27 |
| #218 | Baja sopapilla | 4 |
| #52 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 1 |
| #5 | Big Punk | 114 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #89 | Boulevardier cocktail | 3 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #213 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 10 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #77 | Cheer-Up soda | 10 |
| #112 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #21 | Crimbeau de toilette | 31 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #417 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #10 | Crimbo candle | 24 |
| #86 | Crimbo crystal shards | 2 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #131 | Crimbo food scraps | 23 |
| #325 | Crimbo salad | 4 |
| #103 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 31 |
| #168 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 11 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 2 |
| #282 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 3 |
| #129 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 3 |
| #163 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 2 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #196 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 2 |
| #17 | Crimbow Rainbo | 5 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #39 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 14 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #103 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #32 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 347 |
| #31 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 3 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #90 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 6 |
| #68 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #225 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 4 |
| #16 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 63 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #119 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #79 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 2 |
| #606 | Crimbuck | 1,627 |
| #29 | DUFRESNE Suds | 263 |
| #97 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #74 | Dust bunny | 40 |
| #213 | Eldritch snap | 2 |
| #129 | Elf Army machine parts | 3 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #49 | Elf Guard MPC | 5,242 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #57 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 8 |
| #43 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 2 |
| #8 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 5 |
| #55 | Elf Guard hotpants | 2 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #46 | Elf Guard strategic map | 2 |
| #11 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 96 |
| #51 | Ellsbury's journal | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #466 | FDKOL commendation | 326 |
| #388 | FDKOL hotcakes | 5 |
| #96 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 47 |
| #15 | FantasyRealm guest pass | 1 |
| #1092 | Feynman gate | 6 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #94 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 5 |
| #19 | Fudgie Roll | 68 |
| #180 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #681 | Go-Wassail | 15 |
| #105 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 1 |
| #27 | Gummy Brains | 29 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #88 | Inner Strength | 4 |
| #83 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #169 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| #118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #4 | Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey | 2 |
| #23 | Jamaican coffee | 20 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #61 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 1 |
| #49 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1,498 |
| #104 | LED block | 13 |
| #88 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 59 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #36 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 193 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #74 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 2 |
| #8 | Moonds | 92 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #486 | NPZR chemistry set | 4 |
| #44 | Neverending Party guest pass | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 133 |
| #11 | PirateRealm guest pass | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #70 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 2 |
| #44 | Poké-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #45 | Rattlin' Chains | 11 |
| #6 | Red Roger tattoo kit | 2 |
| #84 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 65 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #39 | Swedish coffee | 2 |
| #11 | Sweet Sword | 36 |
| #89 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #54 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #46 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 2 |
| #16 | The Legendary Beat | 3 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 21 |
| #166 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 4 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #16 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 13 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #229 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #265 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #196 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 8 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 9 |
| #21 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 15 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 5 |
| #429 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 11 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 13 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 6 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #30 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 6 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 18 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 7 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 13 |
| #21 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 6 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #24 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 21 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #57 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 23 |
| #149 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 11 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #399 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 9 |
| #312 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 10 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 6 |
| #607 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 13 |
| #386 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 22 |
| #59 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #40 | Trainbot radar monocle | 2 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #231 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #727 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 6 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #109 | Wet Russian | 2 |
| #235 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
| #24 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 20 |
| #15 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 34 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #16 | adorable seal larva | 40 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #122 | alien force field disruptor bean | 5 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #664 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 9 |
| #342 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #76 | antique beer | 6 |
| #167 | antique bottle opener | 5 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #25 | antique nutcracker cape | 2 |
| #21 | antique nutcracker hat | 2 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #27 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 2 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #458 | antique record album | 5 |
| #298 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #56 | augmented-reality shades | 9 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| 🥈 | bagged stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #115 | banana supersucker | 6 |
| #809 | bananagate | 3 |
| #108 | bark rootbeer | 6 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #140 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 10 |
| #420 | battered Crimbo Crate | 26 |
| #7 | beaver punch (cherry) | 27 |
| #12 | beaver punch (papaya) | 20 |
| #10 | beaver punch (peach) | 21 |
| #51 | beavermouth | 242 |
| #101 | beer cartilage | 4 |
| #135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #115 | black Crimbo ball | 13 |
| #61 | black and white cracker | 5 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #36 | blob of Alphredo™ | 11 |
| #648 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 11 |
| #183 | blood flower | 58 |
| #36 | boiling seal blood | 23 |
| 🥇 | bonsai tree | 547 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #40 | bottle of Crimbognac | 12 |
| #491 | bottle of bubbles | 12 |
| #282 | bottle of fire | 13 |
| #35 | bottle of goofballs | 403 |
| #59 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 2 |
| #55 | bowl of mernudo | 27 |
| #323 | bread line | 3 |
| #200 | bread man | 3 |
| #62 | bread pie | 24 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #37 | bronze handcuffs | 2 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #57 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 9 |
| #216 | bubble-wrap simulator | 3 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #546 | bunch of bananas | 5 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #108 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #19 | cabooze | 18 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #14 | can of V-11 | 11 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #127 | candied bolts | 7 |
| #73 | candied lime | 1 |
| #105 | candied nuts | 8 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #20 | candy harmonica | 10 |
| #96 | candy stake | 47 |
| #4 | cannonbomb | 121 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #1033 | capacitor relay | 8 |
| #769 | carbon nanotube frame | 12 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #64 | chakra malt | 5 |
| #71 | chakra-mental wine | 6 |
| #10 | charisma potion | 99 |
| #81 | cheer-o-gram | 9 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #113 | choco-Crimbot | 15 |
| #128 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 17 |
| #17 | chocomotive | 19 |
| #136 | cinnamon machine oil | 14 |
| #145 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 9 |
| #59 | clear Russian | 33 |
| #26 | cloning kit | 104 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #202 | cold seal sweat | 13 |
| #11 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 270 |
| #357 | colorful plastic ball | 51 |
| #244 | communal gobstopper | 4 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #25 | cookie cookie | 14 |
| #9 | corned beet | 11 |
| #29 | corrupted stardust | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #51 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 45 |
| #29 | crate of firebombs | 90 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #89 | cursed wishbone | 4 |
| #77 | cylindrical mold | 53 |
| #23 | das boot | 10 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #9 | delicious star salad | 16 |
| #160 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #208 | devilish folio | 1 |
| 🥈 | dice belt buckle | 2 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| 🥉 | dice-print pajama pants | 2 |
| #8 | dice-shaped backpack | 2 |
| #19 | diluted makeup | 135 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #342 | donated booze | 17 |
| #314 | donated candy | 19 |
| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| #102 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 54 |
| #39 | drive-thru burger | 9 |
| #414 | drop of water-37 | 3 |
| #20 | droppable microphone | 5 |
| #1051 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| 🥇 | earthenware muffin tin | 10 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #54 | eggwater | 6 |
| #36 | eldritch alignment spray | 26 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #16 | eldritch oil | 36 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #228 | electrical thingamabob | 37 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #882 | elven suicide capsule | 21 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #97 | ert grey goo ring | 8 |
| #5 | essential cameraderie | 66 |
| #5 | essential soy | 68 |
| #12 | essential tofu | 69 |
| #171 | evil googly eye | 29 |
| #31 | executive mime flask | 36 |
| #20 | extremely confusing manual | 18 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1072 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 6 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #11 | fat bottom quark | 549 |
| #6 | feathered headdress | 2 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| 🥉 | fiberglass fibers | 3 |
| #69 | fishelada | 19 |
| #37 | fistful of ashes | 110 |
| #54 | fitness wristband | 9 |
| #166 | flan del mar | 5 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #57 | flat cider | 1 |
| #26 | fleshy putty | 92 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #21 | flour cookie | 16 |
| #9 | fluid of fudge-finding | 51 |
| #138 | foetid seal tear | 46 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #31 | free boots | 1 |
| #18 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 16 |
| #28 | freightcake | 12 |
| #18 | friendly cheez blob | 47 |
| #96 | frost flower | 1 |
| #369 | frozen Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #73 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #727 | fudge lily | 2 |
| #15 | fudge spork | 88 |
| #18 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 289 |
| #258 | funhouse mirror | 2 |
| #700 | gingerbread horror | 9 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #89 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #93 | glob of salty molasses | 28 |
| #18 | gnashing teeth | 2 |
| #6 | goblin water | 103 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #39 | googly eye | 338 |
| #237 | gooified animal matter | 6 |
| #148 | gooified mineral matter | 11 |
| #148 | gooified vegetable matter | 13 |
| #51 | government | 3 |
| #53 | government cheese | 96 |
| #54 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 11 |
| #13 | grass clippings | 204 |
| #20 | green and red bean | 734 |
| #31 | green drunki-bear | 55 |
| #66 | grilled mooseflank | 43 |
| #98 | grimstone mask | 1 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #23 | groggipop | 2 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #78 | hambrosier | 3 |
| #18 | hamlet sandwich | 1,129 |
| #2051 | handful of confetti | 16 |
| #58 | handful of crafty noodles | 8 |
| #52 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #114 | headless sparrow | 13 |
| #107 | hemp candy necklace | 6 |
| #47 | hermedisiac cologne | 2 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #351 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 9 |
| #18 | holly-flavored Hob-O | 88 |
| #107 | honey-drenched ham slice | 22 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #74 | hot watered rum | 22 |
| #11 | hot wine | 21 |
| #26 | huge Crimbo cookie | 11 |
| #50 | hushed puppy | 5 |
| #721 | iGoogly | 20 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #44 | industrially-crushed ice | 84 |
| #12 | inflatable LT&T telegraph office | 1 |
| #45 | intact anemone spike | 238 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #784 | ion grid | 13 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #50 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #43 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| #41 | java cookie | 11 |
| #348 | jerky coins | 58 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #142 | kumquat supersucker | 5 |
| #45 | lab-grown meat | 53 |
| #8 | lawnmower blade | 57 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #173 | lime supersucker | 2 |
| #43 | lint | 229 |
| #220 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
| #48 | little piece of steel | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #39 | loaf of alien bread | 7 |
| #1310 | logic synthesizer | 4 |
| #23 | lovecat tail | 62 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #10 | macaroni duck | 42 |
| #11 | machetito | 21 |
| #40 | mafia filofax | 18 |
| #38 | mafia middle finger ring | 2 |
| #42 | mafia pinky ring | 4 |
| #76 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #416 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 3 |
| #335 | magical pony: Pearjack | 4 |
| #500 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #268 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 6 |
| #225 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 8 |
| #210 | magical pony: Uniquity | 9 |
| #5 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 15 |
| #20 | mana-coated yams | 7 |
| #17 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 8 |
| #29 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #92 | mangled squirrel | 28 |
| #18 | marshmallow bomb | 68 |
| #59 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #25 | military candy cane | 1 |
| #84 | military-grade peppermint oil | 5 |
| #54 | mime army camouflage kit | 3 |
| #16 | mime army rations | 20 |
| #36 | mime army shotglass | 2 |
| #12 | mime army superserum | 13 |
| #40 | mime army wine | 10 |
| #115 | mime eraser | 5 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #61 | mimeplasm | 3 |
| #50 | moist Crimbo spices | 253 |
| #282 | molten brick | 24 |
| #62 | mooseflank | 177 |
| #9 | moosemeat pie | 31 |
| #163 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 2 |
| #177 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #159 | mulled cider | 11 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #19 | multi-level marzipan | 13 |
| #315 | nanofiber cloth | 18 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #35 | nega-mushroom | 56 |
| #23 | nega-mushroom wine | 10 |
| #15 | negative lump | 10,975 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #297 | nugget of Crimbonium | 5 |
| #119 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #108 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #56 | ojo de pez burrito | 24 |
| #123 | old sweatpants | 552 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #26 | oldcake | 8 |
| #41 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #34 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #48 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #42 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #10 | overloaded micro-reactor | 997 |
| #369 | pack of pogs | 53 |
| #81 | pair of government shades | 8 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #163 | pear supersucker | 2 |
| #74 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #13 | peppermint bomb | 41 |
| #21 | peppermint eel sauce | 782 |
| #111 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #12 | peppermint tailings | 1,928 |
| #83 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 4 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #21 | petit fortran | 17 |
| #293 | phish stick | 4 |
| #12 | pickled bread | 9 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #221 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #192 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #38 | ping-pong paddle | 2 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #29 | pirate encryption key alpha | 2 |
| #31 | pirate encryption key bravo | 2 |
| #29 | pirate encryption key charlie | 2 |
| #28 | pirate encryption key delta | 2 |
| #24 | pitted sheet metal | 509 |
| #63 | pixel cross | 15 |
| #31 | pixel orb | 3 |
| #226 | plain candy cane | 2 |
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| #10 | pointy red hat | 49 |
| #21 | poisonsettia | 92 |
| #14 | portable Spacegate | 1 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #256 | potted cactus | 12 |
| #191 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #35 | powdered powdered sugar | 8 |
| #31 | prank Crimbo card | 9 |
| #67 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #154 | primitive candy cane | 3 |
| #13 | pristine walrus tusk | 8 |
| #19 | projectile chemistry set | 92 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #41 | quantum of familiar | 11 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #15 | raisin | 237 |
| #85 | rat carcass | 28 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #74 | red ale | 7 |
| #101 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #103 | red drunki-bear | 6 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #22 | replica bat-oomerang | 72 |
| #7 | respected companion biscuit | 137 |
| #207 | right half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #628 | rogue swarmer | 67 |
| #7 | roll of meat | 113 |
| #25 | runny fermented egg | 9 |
| #31 | runny icing | 406 |
| #210 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #23 | salt plum | 547 |
| #72 | salted mutton | 5 |
| #38 | sandpaper | 5 |
| #75 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #81 | self-repairing earmuffs | 4 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #90 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #196 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #325 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #163 | silent I | 2 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #138 | silent X | 2 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #60 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 29 |
| #205 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 7 |
| #38 | smart watch | 11 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #433 | smoking grass | 24 |
| #30 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 317 |
| #245 | sorority brain | 5 |
| #6 | soyburger juice | 133 |
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| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #51 | space jam toast | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #10 | sparking robo-battery | 993 |
| #26 | spectre scepter | 400 |
| #5 | spirit bed | 22 |
| #21 | spirit gum | 252 |
| #46 | spirit mattress | 10 |
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| #69 | spirit sheet | 6 |
| #99 | spiritual candy cane | 3 |
| #30 | spiritual eggnog | 6 |
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| #111 | spiritual gingerbread | 3 |
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| #417 | spooky length of string | 26 |
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| #456 | spooky stuffing | 12 |
| #242 | spooky toy wheel | 21 |
| #310 | spooky wooden block | 24 |
| #106 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 5 |
| #101 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 11 |
| #153 | stainless steel scarf | 16 |
| #290 | stainless steel shillelagh | 12 |
| #310 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
| #242 | stainless steel solitaire | 10 |
| #308 | stainless steel suspenders | 12 |
| #112 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 8 |
| #157 | stale cheer wine | 3 |
| #77 | steamed oyster | 22 |
| #6 | stick-on gnome beard | 233 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #374 | strange cube | 3 |
| #127 | strawberry supersucker | 4 |
| #31 | stray chihuahua | 38 |
| #100 | stringy sinew | 88 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #1013 | stuffed gray blob | 18 |
| #77 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 21 |
| #89 | stuffing | 95 |
| #1103 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #4 | sun-dried tofu | 137 |
| #103 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #59 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 60 |
| #573 | superheated fudge | 3 |
| #101 | sweet mochi ball | 20 |
| #64 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 9 |
| #475 | synthetic stuffing | 14 |
| #349 | tambourine bells | 12 |
| #92 | temperance whiskey | 4 |
| #13 | tempura green and red bean | 7 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #642 | theoretical string | 17 |
| #60 | thick walrus blubber | 143 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #25 | throwing candy | 92 |
| #44 | time residue | 11 |
| #40 | tiny bomb | 201 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #10 | tiny plastic Armory | 2 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 2 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 2 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #469 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #463 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #59 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #259 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #171 | tiny plastic trollipop | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #45 | toe jam toast | 2 |
| #257 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #670 | toy hoverpad | 16 |
| #346 | toy wheel | 27 |
| #59 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 13 |
| #231 | transporter transponder | 1 |
| #1008 | tree-eating kite | 23 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #70 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 16 |
| #36 | trick coin | 6 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #73 | unfinished fruitcake | 4 |
| #36 | unidentified drink | 194 |
| #29 | universal biscuit | 115 |
| #2414 | unstable laser battery | 15 |
| #8 | untamable turtle | 46 |
| #6 | unusual disco ball | 60 |
| #1253 | useless powder | 19 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #315 | warbear battery | 7 |
| #166 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #194 | warbear bearserker potion | 4 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #169 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #13 | warbear drone codes | 5 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #118 | warbear feasting bread | 5 |
| #159 | warbear feasting mead | 2 |
| #124 | warbear foil hat | 2 |
| #194 | warbear gyrocopter | 5 |
| #118 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 2 |
| 🥉 | warbear lined ushanka | 2 |
| #54 | warbear liquid lasers | 3 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #269 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 4 |
| #27 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 8 |
| #166 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 8 |
| #322 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 3 |
| #109 | warbear soda machine assembler | 5 |
| #43 | warbear superpotion | 5 |
| #88 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 5 |
| #118 | warbear wardance potion | 15 |
| #74 | warbear warrior bread | 5 |
| #182 | warehouse key | 3 |
| #67 | waterlogged cloth | 22 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #62 | waterlogged leather | 21 |
| #76 | waterlogged metal | 15 |
| #53 | waterlogged stuffing | 25 |
| #97 | waterlogged wood | 3 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #10 | wet venom duct | 79 |
| #8 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 89 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #110 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #115 | white Crimbo ball | 12 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #23 | white elephant gift | 4 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #636 | wind-up meatcar | 8 |
| #15 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 10 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #4 | wrought-iron flakes | 2 |
| #43 | yellow drunki-bear | 36 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |
| #63 | yule gruel | 67 |
| #95 | yule hatchet | 5 |