MojoMonkey

RankItemQuantity
#309A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes3
#103A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 12
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#877Ancient Saucehelm3
#184Angelhair Culottes6
#162Argarggagarg's fang9
#180Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental6
#1569Baron von Ratsworth's monocle7
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#334Bling of the New Wave4
#1518Bonerdagon necklace4
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#670Boss Bat britches22
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#328Claw of the Infernal Seal3
#355Codpiece of the Goblin King21
#401Colander of Em-er'il6
#1215Crimbo Candy Cookbook2
#2255Crown of the Goblin King7
#347Disco 'Fro Pick8
#1203Drowsy Sword10
#618El Sombrero De Lopez4
#494El Vibrato power sphere1
#1468Elder Turtle Shell2
#369Galapagosian Cuisses3
#292Garter of the Turtle Poacher4
#604Glass Balls of the Goblin King4
#348Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob3
#223Heimandatz's heart7
#259Iron Beta of Industry37
#75Jocko Homo's head14
#127Kevlar balloon1
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#646Knob sausage1
#471Krakrox's Loincloth2
#414La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez3
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#1086Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet23
#348Newman's Own Trousers3
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#841Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster8
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#766Red Rover BB gun1
#138Safari Jack's moustache9
#528Scalp of Gorgolok6
#295The Mariachi's guitar case6
#778Thwaitgold bee statuette3
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1379Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#924Thwaitgold maggot statuette5
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#672Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette12
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#230Uncle Romulus5
#438Volartta's bellbottoms3
#164Yakisoba's hat8
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#650Zu Mannkäse Dienen2
#315adorable seal larva8
#409anniversary balloon2
#1883anniversary gift box2
#41antique painting of a landscape13
#220antique record album12
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#1914badass belt28
#63balloon monkey30
#225banana29
#176banana cream pie3
#57banana milkshake2
#13banana peel340
#389banana smoothie1
#208banana spritzer1
#251banana supersucker1
#14bananagate241
#7beer-scented teddy bear256
#733bejeweled cufflinks3
#980borg sock monkey1
#1054bottle of goofballs24
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#3981box of sunshine14
#232broken carburetor1
#666bunch of bananas3
#18burst hellseal brain749
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#433cream pie1
#118depleted uranium seal figurine6
#3285diamond necklace1
#655donkey flipbook1
#426dwarvish magazine1
#999easter egg balloon25
#779enchanted leopard-print barbell8
#145exotic orchid1
#1985fake fake vomit1
#810fancy opera glasses2
#727flavored foot massage oil5
#330friendly cheez blob7
#14furry fur22,067
🥉furry halo82
#4737fuzzy dice1
#949garish pinky ring1
#1644giant discarded plastic fork3
#241giant marshmallow1
#246glass of baboon milk1
#394goat1
#886handful of confetti48
#3382heart necklace1
#415heart of the volcano17
#26hellseal claw1,301
#1877helmet turtle1
#588hot date2
#692leather chaps1
#897leather mask1
#491left half of a heart necklace1
#590long-stemmed rose1
#329love song of disturbing obsession1
#341love song of naughty innuendo1
#345love song of smoldering passion1
#313macaroni duck7
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#28moist sack1
#355monkey wrench3
#764obsidian dagger23
#137oyster egg balloon1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#71pixel orb1
#272potted fern2
#346pretty bouquet5
#36puzzling ribbon1
#90rat head balloon1
#1404really dense meat stack2
#406rhesus monkey1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#1490rubber WWBD? bracelet5
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#1033sandwich of the gods6
#547sawblade shield4
#681scented massage oil1
#680shingle2
#15shredded hellseal hide791
#1348sock monkey1
#497solid gold bowling ball36
#1868spectre scepter11
#62strange cube29
#939strange shiny disc1
#654stray chihuahua4
#883stuffed Baron von Ratsworth50
#2597stuffed Cheshire bitten18
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#2424stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech20
#999stuffed Meat45
#2344stuffed alien blob2
#3033stuffed angry cow15
#1778stuffed astral badger29
#2715stuffed baby gravy fairy18
#75stuffed bandersnatch4
#907stuffed can of asparagus2
#3915stuffed cocoabo10
#1319stuffed crazy bastard sword3
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#117stuffed dodo2
#2480stuffed doppelshifter2
#2291stuffed flaming gravy fairy22
#2951stuffed frozen gravy fairy16
#2980stuffed gray blob1
#2111stuffed hand turkey24
#768stuffed key71
#1462stuffed martini3
#2220stuffed mind flayer23
#1056stuffed mink41
#1244stuffed monocle33
#1154stuffed ninja snowman2
#117stuffed pocketwatch2
#142stuffed porpoise1
#2127stuffed scary death orb24
#1467stuffed shoulder parrot13
#3754stuffed sleazy gravy fairy11
#2593stuffed snowy owl18
#2015stuffed spooky gravy fairy25
#1923stuffed stinky gravy fairy26
#964stuffed teddy butler47
#876stuffed tin of caviar54
#681stuffed treasure chest82
#3057stuffed undead elbow macaroni15
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#148thought balloon1
#1333throwing wrench2
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3990tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3933tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#3939tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#8192tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3830tiny plastic G Imp1
#3954tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3875tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3910tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3911tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3895tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3862tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3906tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3892tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#271tiny plastic Trouser Snake24
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#940tiny plastic XXX pr0n8
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4022tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8212tiny plastic angry goat1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3978tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8128tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3964tiny plastic beanbat1
#8175tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3924tiny plastic blooper1
#3955tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3908tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8095tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8221tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3178tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3937tiny plastic demoninja1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3877tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3910tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3921tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3923tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8152tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8187tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8093tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3903tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3860tiny plastic goth giant1
#8059tiny plastic grue1
#3895tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#1516tiny plastic howling balloon monkey12
#8069tiny plastic killer bee1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8102tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3838tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8112tiny plastic mosquito1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3892tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3952tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8225tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3937tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8137tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#4038tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3862tiny plastic taco cat1
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3842tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#3851tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#17torn hellseal sinew791
#445untamable turtle5
#664unusual disco ball4
#728urinal cake1
#584vertebra of the Bonerdagon16
#844wrench bracelet2

Wow, that's 28,362 items total!

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