| #309 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
| #103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #185 | Angelhair Culottes | 6 |
| #163 | Argarggagarg's fang | 9 |
| #181 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 6 |
| #1568 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #335 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #669 | Boss Bat britches | 22 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #356 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 21 |
| #402 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #1215 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #2254 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #346 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 8 |
| #1205 | Drowsy Sword | 10 |
| #619 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #370 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #292 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #604 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #223 | Heimandatz's heart | 7 |
| #260 | Iron Beta of Industry | 37 |
| #75 | Jocko Homo's head | 14 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #472 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #415 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1084 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 23 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #841 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #138 | Safari Jack's moustache | 9 |
| #529 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #296 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 6 |
| #777 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #919 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #230 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
| #438 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #165 | Yakisoba's hat | 8 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #314 | adorable seal larva | 8 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #41 | antique painting of a landscape | 13 |
| #219 | antique record album | 12 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #1914 | badass belt | 28 |
| #63 | balloon monkey | 30 |
| #225 | banana | 29 |
| #176 | banana cream pie | 3 |
| #56 | banana milkshake | 2 |
| #13 | banana peel | 340 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #14 | bananagate | 241 |
| #7 | beer-scented teddy bear | 256 |
| #734 | bejeweled cufflinks | 3 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1053 | bottle of goofballs | 24 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #3979 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #666 | bunch of bananas | 3 |
| #18 | burst hellseal brain | 749 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #117 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 6 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #1000 | easter egg balloon | 25 |
| #779 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #809 | fancy opera glasses | 2 |
| #729 | flavored foot massage oil | 5 |
| #328 | friendly cheez blob | 7 |
| #14 | furry fur | 22,067 |
| 🥉 | furry halo | 82 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #950 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #240 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #246 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #887 | handful of confetti | 48 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #416 | heart of the volcano | 17 |
| #26 | hellseal claw | 1,301 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #588 | hot date | 2 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #312 | macaroni duck | 7 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #354 | monkey wrench | 3 |
| #765 | obsidian dagger | 23 |
| #137 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #346 | pretty bouquet | 5 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #1405 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1490 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1032 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #548 | sawblade shield | 4 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #681 | shingle | 2 |
| #15 | shredded hellseal hide | 791 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #498 | solid gold bowling ball | 36 |
| #1866 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #62 | strange cube | 29 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #654 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #884 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 50 |
| #2597 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2423 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #999 | stuffed Meat | 45 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #3035 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #1780 | stuffed astral badger | 29 |
| #2715 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 18 |
| #75 | stuffed bandersnatch | 4 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3916 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #1319 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #117 | stuffed dodo | 2 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #2291 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2113 | stuffed hand turkey | 24 |
| #769 | stuffed key | 71 |
| #1461 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #2220 | stuffed mind flayer | 23 |
| #1058 | stuffed mink | 41 |
| #1244 | stuffed monocle | 33 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #117 | stuffed pocketwatch | 2 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #2128 | stuffed scary death orb | 24 |
| #1467 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 13 |
| #3756 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2594 | stuffed snowy owl | 18 |
| #2013 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1921 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 26 |
| #964 | stuffed teddy butler | 47 |
| #876 | stuffed tin of caviar | 54 |
| #681 | stuffed treasure chest | 82 |
| #3059 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #1332 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #271 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 24 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #940 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1513 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 12 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #17 | torn hellseal sinew | 791 |
| #446 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #664 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #583 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 16 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |