| #97 | "caramel" orange | 22 |
| #12 | 11-leaf clover | 1,000 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Guide to Safari | 2 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #57 | Aggressive Carrot | 11 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #68 | Ambitious Turkey | 10 |
| #13 | Ancient Protector Soda | 39 |
| #11 | Antagonistic Snowman Kit | 2 |
| #114 | Argarggagarg's fang | 11 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #241 | BGE shotglass | 25 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #183 | Baja sopapilla | 5 |
| #11 | Black Bart's Booty | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #9 | Boulevardier cocktail | 53 |
| #401 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #68 | Carol of the Bulls | 2 |
| #68 | Carol of the Hells | 2 |
| #68 | Carol of the Thrills | 2 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #14 | Clara's bell | 57 |
| #68 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 5 |
| #12 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 5 |
| #10 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 5 |
| #48 | Crimbo candle | 6 |
| #16 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo stockings | 2 |
| #18 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 6 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #71 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 6 |
| #19 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 3 |
| #22 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 7 |
| #30 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 21 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #28 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 8 |
| #46 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 2 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 2 |
| #19 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 3 |
| 🥈 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 99 |
| #8 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 103 |
| #28 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 2 |
| #30 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 3 |
| #32 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 4 |
| #11 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 3 |
| #24 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 8 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 40 |
| 🥇 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 286 |
| #995 | Drowsy Sword | 14 |
| #49 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 2 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 6 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #73 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 2 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #15 | Elf Guard clipboard | 3 |
| #11 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 50 |
| #43 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 2 |
| #32 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 2 |
| #7 | Elf Guard honor present | 49 |
| #18 | Elf Guard hotpants | 9 |
| #39 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 3 |
| #13 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 12 |
| #20 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 8 |
| #62 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 7 |
| #7 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 7 |
| #15 | Elf Guard safety bear | 8 |
| #28 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 2 |
| #18 | Elf Guard strategic map | 5 |
| #24 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 4 |
| #13 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 91 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #36 | FDKOL commendation | 14,400 |
| #42 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #30 | Folder Holder | 1 |
| #55 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #33 | Frosty's old silk hat | 3 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #35 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #11 | Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #6 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 51 |
| #302 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #236 | Inner Truth | 2 |
| #28 | Inner Wisdom | 7 |
| #346 | Instant Karma | 21 |
| #5 | KoL Con 13 snowglobe | 1 |
| #35 | KoLHS Pep Squad Box | 1 |
| #96 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 786 |
| #13 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #42 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 5 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #39 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 11 |
| 🥉 | Map to Kokomo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Martialest Arts trophy | 708 |
| 🥉 | Mer-kin rollpin | 5 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #43 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #268 | NPZR chemistry set | 16 |
| #17 | Neverending Party favor | 86 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #124 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 20 |
| 🥇 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 602 |
| #49 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #10 | ROM of Optimality | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #11 | Satan hat | 2 |
| #81 | Schrödinger's thermos | 458 |
| #13 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 101 |
| #73 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #28 | Sogg-Os | 14 |
| #47 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 1 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #28 | Source essence | 61,183 |
| #17 | Spacegate access badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | Spooky Putty monster | 1 |
| 🥇 | Stone Golem pebbles | 10,440 |
| #196 | The Art of Slapfighting | 5 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #10 | The Big Book of Communism | 2 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 4 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #13 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #11 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 3 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #11 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 3 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #6 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 4 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Superconductor's CPU | 11 |
| #36 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #38 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 17 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 16 |
| #22 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 16 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 12 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #73 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 11 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 35 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 5 |
| #48 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #198 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
| #231 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 4 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #7 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 42 |
| #269 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 14 |
| #450 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 7 |
| #217 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 12 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 24 |
| #13 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 539 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #15 | Tome of Rad Libs | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 3 |
| #22 | Trainbot circuitry | 301 |
| #38 | Trainbot harness | 2 |
| #4 | Trainbot linkages | 678 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #11 | Trainbot optics | 453 |
| #6 | Trainbot plating | 578 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #16 | Trainbot servomotors | 312 |
| #13 | Trainbot slag | 543 |
| #9 | Trainbot tubing | 705 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #23 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 2 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #19 | Wet Russian | 15 |
| #20 | Yorick | 2 |
| #15 | Yuleviathan necklace | 4 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #107 | adorable seal larva | 15 |
| 🥇 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 128 |
| 🥇 | anemoney clip | 9 |
| #57 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 22 |
| #95 | antique nutcracker figurine | 3 |
| #164 | antique painting of a landscape | 5 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #104 | antique record album | 29 |
| 🥈 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 14 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #15 | baby rigging snake | 6 |
| #705 | baconstone | 11 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #2374 | badass belt | 21 |
| #290 | bananagate | 24 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #320 | bark rootbeer | 3 |
| #9 | barnacled barrel | 1,828 |
| #57 | barrel beryl | 4 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #15 | beautiful rainbow | 13 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #230 | beholed bedsheet | 4 |
| #17 | big tun | 1,252 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #305 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 12 |
| #8 | blue mana | 1,000 |
| #42 | blue money bag | 7 |
| #156 | bone chips | 128 |
| #21 | booby trap | 38 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #4 | booze mailing list | 1 |
| #139 | bottle of Blank-Out | 119 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #2228 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #32 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 23 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥈 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 4 |
| #1881 | box of sunshine | 77 |
| #41 | brain preservation fluid | 6 |
| #323 | bread line | 3 |
| #97 | breaded beer | 5 |
| #459 | brick | 84 |
| #53 | brick of sand | 33 |
| #64 | brown paper bag mask | 20 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #78 | candy harmonica | 6 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #270 | candy knuckles | 7 |
| 🥈 | candy mailing list | 1 |
| #1151 | canteen of wine | 11 |
| #29 | caustic slime nodule | 16 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #31 | chest of "pirate gold" | 2 |
| #203 | chocolate cigar | 9 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #129 | colorful plastic ball | 500 |
| #38 | commemorative war stein | 2,033 |
| #31 | compounded experience | 24 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #11 | cop dollar | 31,150 |
| #140 | corned beet | 1 |
| #50 | corned-beef Reuben | 84 |
| #81 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 17 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #68 | cuppa Royal tea | 1 |
| #166 | cursed piece of thirteen | 7 |
| #6 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 29 |
| #33 | deactivated nanobots | 1 |
| #113 | decanter of fine Scotch | 2 |
| #86 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #35 | deluxe Neverending Party favor | 4 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #51 | dense meat stack | 274,000 |
| #399 | designer handbag | 7 |
| #21 | digital key lime | 61 |
| #25 | disintegrating barrel | 1,444 |
| #18 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 4 |
| #6 | dollar-sign bag | 2,239 |
| #468 | donated booze | 3 |
| #467 | donated candy | 3 |
| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| #7 | drive-thru burger | 53 |
| #148 | drum of pomade | 10 |
| #28 | dumb mud | 13 |
| #14 | dusty barrel | 1,350 |
| #115 | easter egg balloon | 118 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #99 | effluvious emerald | 16 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #93 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
| #8 | elf sleeper agent | 1 |
| #324 | elven cellocello | 37 |
| #22 | emotion chip | 1 |
| 🥇 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 602 |
| #5 | epic wad | 150 |
| #6 | eternal knot tattoo | 2 |
| #104 | facsimile dictionary | 82 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #223 | fancy seashell necklace | 55 |
| #693 | fat stacks of cash | 8 |
| #36 | filet of The Fish | 5 |
| #30 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #166 | flan del mar | 5 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #54 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| 🥉 | food mailing list | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #621 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #10 | fruit bat | 2 |
| #13 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 2 |
| #46 | giant pearl | 5 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #71 | glacial sapphire | 15 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #23 | goblin water | 32 |
| #80 | gold nuggets | 33 |
| #201 | gooified animal matter | 9 |
| #230 | gooified mineral matter | 5 |
| #154 | gooified vegetable matter | 12 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #30 | green pill | 2 |
| #24 | grey cube | 44 |
| #6 | gunwale | 8 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #385 | hamethyst | 21 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #44 | hardened slime hat | 4 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| #109 | heart necklace | 42 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #479 | herringcello | 30 |
| #856 | hobo nickel | 95 |
| #5 | hopeful candle | 1 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #14 | huge gold coin | 1,880 |
| #15 | icing poncho | 2 |
| #29 | infant sandworm | 2 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #15 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 9 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #7 | kelp-holly drape | 4 |
| #11 | kelp-holly gun | 4 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #360 | kumquartz | 17 |
| #39 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| #38 | leftover pasty | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #178 | liquid SONAR | 2 |
| #15 | liquid ice | 55 |
| #7 | little firkin | 17,380 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #6 | magical sausage casing | 4,400 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #92 | marine aquamarine | 2 |
| #8 | massive gemstone | 1,014 |
| #25 | meat stack | 100,000 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #12 | miniature goose mask | 2 |
| #35 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| 🥇 | moist barrel | 4,685 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #24 | mouldering barrel | 384 |
| #123 | multi-level marzipan | 5 |
| #562 | mummy costume | 10 |
| #17 | mysterious chest | 3 |
| 🥉 | naughty fortune teller | 1 |
| #32 | neoprene skullcap | 12 |
| #14 | newborn kobold | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #5 | normal barrel | 24,191 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #1212 | obsidian dagger | 13 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #36 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #30 | panicked kernel | 2 |
| #268 | pearidot | 25 |
| #378 | penguin focaccia bread | 33 |
| #9 | peppermint spine | 6 |
| #37 | pet anchor | 7 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #19 | pile of gold coins | 1,847 |
| #21 | ping-pong ball | 1,103 |
| #17 | ping-pong paddle | 9 |
| #4 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 11 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #11 | pixel coin | 560 |
| #135 | pixellated moneybag | 6 |
| #9 | pogo stick | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #11 | poncho de azucar | 2 |
| 🥉 | pork elf goodies sack | 638 |
| #662 | porquoise | 11 |
| #16 | portable Mayo Clinic | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #169 | portable photocopier | 40 |
| #26 | portable ping-pong table | 2 |
| #10 | portable steam unit | 22 |
| #24 | power seed | 1 |
| #32 | pretty flower | 24,167 |
| #698 | pumpkinhead mask | 8 |
| #141 | quantum taco | 245 |
| #609 | really dense meat stack | 10 |
| #42 | really nice lump of coal | 2 |
| #33 | red balloon | 27 |
| #4 | red coin | 16 |
| #62 | red money bag | 28 |
| #56 | replica bat-oomerang | 10 |
| #4 | ribbon candy ascot | 4 |
| #18 | rotting barrel | 264 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #23 | sack lunch | 2,061 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| 🥇 | sandwich of the gods | 602 |
| #37 | sawblade shield | 78 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #163 | silent I | 2 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #77 | silent M | 9 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #39 | silent Y | 2 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #316 | sleeping stocking | 9 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #10 | snowpack | 2 |
| #56 | solid gold bowling ball | 228 |
| #12 | solid gold jewel | 321 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #13 | space planula | 1 |
| #5 | special edition Batfellow comic | 417 |
| #1059 | spectre scepter | 29 |
| #1006 | spooky bark | 2 |
| #194 | steamy ruby | 7 |
| #57 | still-beating spleen | 11 |
| #449 | strange cube | 2 |
| #29 | strange helix fossil | 3 |
| #341 | strawberyl | 20 |
| #305 | stray chihuahua | 9 |
| #13 | stuffed kraken | 19 |
| #84 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 17 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #102 | tawdry amethyst | 13 |
| #47 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 3 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #9 | tinsel orb | 2 |
| #71 | tiny barrel | 22 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #16 | tiny glowing red nose | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #375 | tourmalime | 17 |
| #160 | towel | 58 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #149 | unearthly onyx | 8 |
| #355 | untamable turtle | 6 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #200 | valuable trinket | 455 |
| #40 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
| #270 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 37 |
| #600 | vinegar | 65 |
| #27 | voter registration form | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #120 | warehouse key | 7 |
| #8 | weathered barrel | 6,609 |
| #96 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #28 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 25 |
| #16 | whalesteak | 50 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #85 | white money bag | 6 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #532 | wolfman mask | 11 |
| #131 | woven baling wire bracelets | 7 |
| #587 | wrench bracelet | 4 |
| 🥉 | your own black heart | 1,910 |
| #38 | yule pup | 4 |