| #84 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| #276 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #45 | Amnesiac Ale | 1 |
| #69 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #57 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #65 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #46 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #76 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #56 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #81 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #57 | Firewater | 1 |
| #52 | Gnollish sangria | 1 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #40 | Highest Bitter | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #62 | Irish Coffee, English Heart | 1 |
| #297 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 68 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #89 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #57 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #44 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #52 | R'lyeh | 1 |
| #80 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #828 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #138 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #92 | asbestos thermos | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #87 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #76 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #78 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #255 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #53 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 1 |
| #50 | bottle of Race Car Red | 1 |
| #1075 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #3540 | box of sunshine | 19 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #455 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #158 | breath mint | 8 |
| #1936 | brick | 5 |
| #538 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #40 | clockwork rod | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #205 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #203 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #162 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #29 | ice house | 1 |
| #90 | ice porter | 1 |
| #696 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #364 | mojo filter | 2 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #48 | neg grog | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #213 | open sauce | 1 |
| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #167 | painting of a glass of wine | 1 |
| #290 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #155 | premium malt liquor | 1 |
| #1810 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #43 | primitive alien booze | 1 |
| #98 | razor-sharp can lid | 292 |
| #388 | red ale | 1 |
| #403 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #744 | ridiculous sandwich | 10 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #263 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #110 | s'more | 480 |
| #77 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #27 | silent W | 9 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #129 | skeleton key | 82 |
| #79 | snow crab | 1 |
| #24 | snow fort | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #31 | spider web | 2,528 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #572 | strange cube | 1 |
| #134 | toast | 15,033 |
| #84 | two meat muck | 1 |
| #79 | warehouse key | 11 |